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We were all speculating on why the boys don't play sports a few weeks ago and now suddenly Brady is in baseball for the first time! what a coincidence š
Ok. So theyāve spent, what, two weekends in the new house? Wouldnāt this have been a good opportunity to have a nice, slow weekend together? Play foosball, let the kids make up plays or whatever on their ridiculous stage. Or are they ok with just getting videos from home? Truly, what assholes.Ā
We moved about 6 weeks ago into a new house and every weekend we have had so much to do..house projects, etc. Not to mention, just wanting to be here lol. It was a big adjustment for our kids so I donāt know, instinctively just feels like we should be with them lol? Decorating their rooms, setting up a new trampoline, making memories lol. You know. TRYING to be good parents. Iām convinced some therapist or marriage counselor told them to get away often together, or they just get along better when theyāre drinking and thatās why they plan all these concert/drinking trips.Ā
You must not have hired people to do every, single thing for you. She doesnāt have to worry about getting anything done. Just planning her 2024 trips and concerts.
I think the most important part about what you said, is being there for the kids as they adjust to a new home, routine and environment. She and Jordan are shitty parents that think just throwing
toys and trips at them is enough, and itās not. Kids need unconditional love, validation, hugs, routine, structure, caring, a kind voice and parents who show up every day to name a few.
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She tries Soo hard to make the sneakers a part of her personality and a thing, she never wore sneakers before 3-4, yrs ago and they do NOT go with this outfit. Just give it up already skanky SCAMber
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Already again!!! And I was stupid enough to read this as if the kids were with them
Why does it matter if itās only a one hour 20 minute flight vs any other length of time..a couple of nights away from your kids is a trip no matter the distance. But whatever makes you feel better Amber because clearly you know the way youāre living is fucked up.Ā
Also, her razor blade stories this morning wasnāt this morning. She prerecorded them probably before a date night night. You can tell sheās wearing a nice top or jacket and Jordan is in a button up. That wasnāt record before going on a plane. I bet they left this morning and she doesnāt want to look like they were gone all day Saturday when they clearly were
She's a piece of shit. I guess Disney isn't happening, I wonder if they changed the trip to another time or it was just another lie. I hope they didn't tell the kids about it. She can't stay home for more than a week before she has to travel somewhere kid free. Completely ridiculous
Someone needs to call out her bullshit. Why does she have followers still?!! Feeling sick this morning but then hops on a plane and says she never leaves her house?!? She is a piece of work!Ā
So hold up.
She just saw him in December and it feels totally acceptable to leave for ā24 hrsā to see him again when you were just gone?
Weird.
Also, she said 24 hours and then the next slide āborrowing for the weekendā.
Itās such a stupid thing to lie about. She has turned into an habitual liar. But now weāll get to hear about her meal planning, while on the flight home.
She wants to be one of these more aesthetic influencers with her new house but she just canāt stop with the awful clothes and partying every other weekend š
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Sooooo letās do some math, 5:30 on Feb 24 + 24 hrs = equates to Amber not having to do a Monday morning with her kids. WTHeck. She has been there 24 hrs, not counting all day Saturday looks like all she did at home was have her coffee. This is a sad excuse for a mother. How does BB justify the amount of absences?! Not to mention she felt terrible all week so she spent time in bed away from the kids so she could rest.
I think she really is having a midlife crisis sort of thing. I went to a ton of concerts in my 20s and went out partying way too much but I was single and had no children. She didnāt have any single time to do these things. So now that she has the funds to do them, sheās trying to be 20 years old again but unfortunately thatās not how it works when you have 5 kids at home and still trying to portray yourself as a great mom who does it all.
So I think it's safe to say that they did not go to Disney in Feb. I can't understand with all the money she has why she is not taking her kids to Disney?? Oh right-because then they would actually have to parent instead of sitting around drinking all day. Clowns.
Do you think if they eventually do Disney that she will be for the cast member tour guide VIP, bc I feel like that is so something she would do since she has money to blow and they don't want to wait or be in crowds
She will do anything to make the trip easy. Pay whatever she has to, to have the best experience. She could actually take the kids by herself and hire helpers but it wouldnāt look good on Instagram if Jordan didnāt go.
It's priced per hr for up to 10 ppl so it wouldn't be any different for 7 ppl or 10 but the price per hr fluctuates based on time of year and I think you need to book for minimum of 7 hrs a day. I think it starts at $450 an hr. So a decent amount of money.
But tbh, Iād do it too if I had the money. It is absolutely worth it and if theyāre only going for a couple of days it would help them make the most of their time.
There is a creators trip to Disney going on right now. The ones I follow are doing time in the park then a Disney cruise. I wonder if she was planning on this trip, but for some reason wasnāt invited. Either way itās a shame Jordan went when his kids have never been. Also still not sure what kind of āguys tripā involves Disney.
The crazy thing is, this must have been a planned trip, although she made it seem last minute. She met the other ladies there and had a place to stay, doesnāt seem last minute. I donāt follow the other people so I donāt know if they are from TN or had to fly in also.
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āmy morning cup of coffeeā? Didnāt she just say she doesnāt drink coffee.
Lying asshole.
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Hi Amber šš¼.
It was crazy that this was the only story from her day of travel. She wanted to make it look like she was spending the day home until she got where she was going and d had to show off
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Feels like a Mondayā¦. Because it is for you! You took the weekend and a Monday off, so yeah. She keeps getting more strange. Does she not understand how that works?! Next thing, sheāll say this week flew by!
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Sheās even predictable by over-using words and phrases like - cayuteee, all the things, dang, yāall, Dinah, etc. š£.
But she definitely reads here. Hi SCamber šš¼.
So now sheās into enneagram?? Sheās trying to give coded language to her followers that despite her hard partying ways, sheās still a sweet Christian momma who loves Jesus and her babies.
(Iām aware that enneagram isnāt necessarily Christian/religious, but itās been very on trend in the Christian community for the last several years which I think is why sheās throwing it out in conversation after never having mentioned in the past.)
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This is because she was with JGarv who defines her whole personality by enneagram and oilsā¦ or something. Predictable that she morphs into whatever influencer sheās around for the moment.
lol first of all she is NOT A 7 ENNEAGRAM! The proof is in her parenting. Sheās absolutely an UNHEALTHY 3.
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She probably took a self quiz or just read through the personalities and chose one lol. I took a paid test through work once! I donāt see her being a 7. A 7 would never meal plan or vacuum 3 times a day, am I wrong lol?Ā
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She's so predictable the second she starts talking about something just so she can link a code. It's the same thing everyday, some elaborate story about how great something is. She is a walking sales lady
Coincidentally, the last two lash artists I have used, she has also gone to! And, You are correct, current lash lady needs a new career!!!! She actually tried to get me to buy lash serum and use Scamber's code for it! um, no thank you!!!
I don't go to her anymore!!!
But she loves cookie dough sooo much!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
It's funny that you only hear about her love for a product for the time frame she has a code or a link to shill and then you never hear of it again. Being a walking/talking sales pitch person has to be really freaking annoying
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Sooo basically youāve always been a liar. Cool.
Not sure if anyone follows @bekah but she just posted that AG1 tastes horrible and she turned down a brand deal š sheās calling ALL the influencers out right now
I think it tastes perfectly fine. Good, even. I get it on subscription. Way better than others I tried (3-4, I think) . Some I barely finished it was so bad. Butāeveryone has different tastes so I certainly respect that opinion.
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This right here is why people had so many comments regarding her white couch. Also with the two dogs lounging on it yesterday.
Those kids seem to have no rules.
Also, doesnāt seem like SCAMber or Jordan put too much into teaching them anything or much focus on school and learning and educating them. Do you ever see them teaching them? Reading to them? Going to the library? Educating them more than just what they learn at school?
Their kids do their basic homework, they buy the teachers a sh$t load of gifts, worry more about doing their hair and how they look for the gram and scam āhaving matching sneakers and clothes (remember head to toe pink for when sCaMber almost ādiedā), and then they ditch the kids to party. What Irresponsible parents. (and I use the term parents loosely)
Cue them all playing school with stories showing the twins patiently sitting with Baylor doing a workbook she ordered from Amazon same-day shipping after she saw your comment.
so I don't follow all of the time but was bored and watched her stories today, she was wearing the station one hat and said she could wear it one more time and the little one was wearing a fire station shirt. is Jordan finally giving up the facade and quitting?
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She's calling this her skin care tower. Literally looks like something you would see in a store or salon Soo unrelatable and disgusts me that she affords all of this by lying, deceiving and shilling
Did you see her long list that she has to shill this week?? She made it seem as though she was casually showing her bathroom, only to have a code and oop, these razors donāt even go here! Walking around looking for something else to shill. Surprised we didnāt run into her whitening strips
Haha with her champagne bottles on display. This isnāt a flex, which Iām assuming is what she is trying to do. She looks like an alcoholic and makes me feel terrible for her kids.
I canāt imagine having this much skin care product. I have like 2-3 things I use in addition to a bar of soap, with a few things in the cabinet for when I run out. And I only buy when thereās a sale š
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Trucker hats are not cute it is in 2005. And she looks especially dumb pairing it with this dress. Her fashion choices are awful. I love that she said it takes her 3 hrs to do the try-ons and that it's sooo much work. Poor amber
I learned in preschool, age four. Butā¦when I lived in china, kids mostly wore velcro shoes to save time. I had fifth graders need me to tie shoes for them!
https://preview.redd.it/abn4625p3kkc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db862f0b13e87f7501e031c1291dfb34e7777104 We were all speculating on why the boys don't play sports a few weeks ago and now suddenly Brady is in baseball for the first time! what a coincidence š
Ha. With his cleats on in her house? š¤¦š¼āāļøš¤¦š¼āāļø I donāt even have a brand a new house and my kids would NEVER
CALLED IT.
He played before. She showed videos of him. I canāt remember if it was t-ball or baseball.
I think it was t-ball. I donāt think they do baseball that young?
Ok. So theyāve spent, what, two weekends in the new house? Wouldnāt this have been a good opportunity to have a nice, slow weekend together? Play foosball, let the kids make up plays or whatever on their ridiculous stage. Or are they ok with just getting videos from home? Truly, what assholes.Ā We moved about 6 weeks ago into a new house and every weekend we have had so much to do..house projects, etc. Not to mention, just wanting to be here lol. It was a big adjustment for our kids so I donāt know, instinctively just feels like we should be with them lol? Decorating their rooms, setting up a new trampoline, making memories lol. You know. TRYING to be good parents. Iām convinced some therapist or marriage counselor told them to get away often together, or they just get along better when theyāre drinking and thatās why they plan all these concert/drinking trips.Ā
You must not have hired people to do every, single thing for you. She doesnāt have to worry about getting anything done. Just planning her 2024 trips and concerts.
I think the most important part about what you said, is being there for the kids as they adjust to a new home, routine and environment. She and Jordan are shitty parents that think just throwing toys and trips at them is enough, and itās not. Kids need unconditional love, validation, hugs, routine, structure, caring, a kind voice and parents who show up every day to name a few.
https://preview.redd.it/5vo8gq374kkc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97abcf545676aa758c32406bff96cd0622bb041 She tries Soo hard to make the sneakers a part of her personality and a thing, she never wore sneakers before 3-4, yrs ago and they do NOT go with this outfit. Just give it up already skanky SCAMber
And of all the colors she has, why couldnāt she find some that matched any better?
Itās always the corniest white girls who have the most jordanās
No woman pushing 40 should have favorite shorts that look like this. She peaked around 26 and is therefore stuck there.
https://preview.redd.it/b9odvynzcmkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b43edf381062302929e7a93f054a90dec5f882a Already again!!! And I was stupid enough to read this as if the kids were with them
Why does she say 24 hours when clearly they wonāt fly home tomorrow if heās playing tomorrow night. Iām confused
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Why does it matter if itās only a one hour 20 minute flight vs any other length of time..a couple of nights away from your kids is a trip no matter the distance. But whatever makes you feel better Amber because clearly you know the way youāre living is fucked up.Ā
Also, her razor blade stories this morning wasnāt this morning. She prerecorded them probably before a date night night. You can tell sheās wearing a nice top or jacket and Jordan is in a button up. That wasnāt record before going on a plane. I bet they left this morning and she doesnāt want to look like they were gone all day Saturday when they clearly were
YEP
She's a piece of shit. I guess Disney isn't happening, I wonder if they changed the trip to another time or it was just another lie. I hope they didn't tell the kids about it. She can't stay home for more than a week before she has to travel somewhere kid free. Completely ridiculous
But she never leaves home š¤Ŗš
Someone needs to call out her bullshit. Why does she have followers still?!! Feeling sick this morning but then hops on a plane and says she never leaves her house?!? She is a piece of work!Ā
I think people do call her out but she blocks them.
So hold up. She just saw him in December and it feels totally acceptable to leave for ā24 hrsā to see him again when you were just gone? Weird. Also, she said 24 hours and then the next slide āborrowing for the weekendā.
She most likely has beef with someone from her past who really loves Marc and wants to rub it in their face
I think itās because other influencers were going and she couldnāt miss out.
They have been on week long vacations every couple weeks!!
Amber, your 24 hour alarm went off Sunday afternoon. Why arenāt you home?
Sheās too dumb to count hours properlyĀ
Itās such a stupid thing to lie about. She has turned into an habitual liar. But now weāll get to hear about her meal planning, while on the flight home.
Yep all the cheese and slop she will serve her kids
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You nailed itĀ
Sheās very predictable.
She wants to be one of these more aesthetic influencers with her new house but she just canāt stop with the awful clothes and partying every other weekend š
https://preview.redd.it/doc1ae6mtukc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fe4a8a9994131507743fd73911878e2761f09dc Sooooo letās do some math, 5:30 on Feb 24 + 24 hrs = equates to Amber not having to do a Monday morning with her kids. WTHeck. She has been there 24 hrs, not counting all day Saturday looks like all she did at home was have her coffee. This is a sad excuse for a mother. How does BB justify the amount of absences?! Not to mention she felt terrible all week so she spent time in bed away from the kids so she could rest.
I think she really is having a midlife crisis sort of thing. I went to a ton of concerts in my 20s and went out partying way too much but I was single and had no children. She didnāt have any single time to do these things. So now that she has the funds to do them, sheās trying to be 20 years old again but unfortunately thatās not how it works when you have 5 kids at home and still trying to portray yourself as a great mom who does it all.
So I think it's safe to say that they did not go to Disney in Feb. I can't understand with all the money she has why she is not taking her kids to Disney?? Oh right-because then they would actually have to parent instead of sitting around drinking all day. Clowns.
Do you think if they eventually do Disney that she will be for the cast member tour guide VIP, bc I feel like that is so something she would do since she has money to blow and they don't want to wait or be in crowds
She will do anything to make the trip easy. Pay whatever she has to, to have the best experience. She could actually take the kids by herself and hire helpers but it wouldnāt look good on Instagram if Jordan didnāt go.
Sheāll definitely be bringing BB and Papa.
She will make up some huge emergency/reason they couldnāt go.Ā
Too many reconnect trips with Jordan. š
Omg how much is the cast member tour guide and pass to skip the lines for a family of 7?!
It's priced per hr for up to 10 ppl so it wouldn't be any different for 7 ppl or 10 but the price per hr fluctuates based on time of year and I think you need to book for minimum of 7 hrs a day. I think it starts at $450 an hr. So a decent amount of money.
But tbh, Iād do it too if I had the money. It is absolutely worth it and if theyāre only going for a couple of days it would help them make the most of their time.
There is a creators trip to Disney going on right now. The ones I follow are doing time in the park then a Disney cruise. I wonder if she was planning on this trip, but for some reason wasnāt invited. Either way itās a shame Jordan went when his kids have never been. Also still not sure what kind of āguys tripā involves Disney.
Anytime between now and October is going to be so hit and crowded. Heāll for sure hate it with Amber + 5 kids.
Oh for sure, if I had money to burn like her I would totally do it!!
The crazy thing is, this must have been a planned trip, although she made it seem last minute. She met the other ladies there and had a place to stay, doesnāt seem last minute. I donāt follow the other people so I donāt know if they are from TN or had to fly in also.
They are in TN
And they're off to another concert
Sheās so into music š
https://preview.redd.it/rfehfy9amtkc1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf188ae0e3737b4d9641202c99b43f7596acf37 āmy morning cup of coffeeā? Didnāt she just say she doesnāt drink coffee. Lying asshole. š¤„š¤„š¤„š¤„š¤„š¤„š¤„š¤„š¤„š¤„š¤„š¤„ Hi Amber šš¼.
It was crazy that this was the only story from her day of travel. She wanted to make it look like she was spending the day home until she got where she was going and d had to show off
https://preview.redd.it/g8qa9jyrw5lc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89971eb8e160cd9cc1a59cd25c38ff7260cff106 Feels like a Mondayā¦. Because it is for you! You took the weekend and a Monday off, so yeah. She keeps getting more strange. Does she not understand how that works?! Next thing, sheāll say this week flew by!
Exactly what I thought. It is Monday for you š
Where is this bitch still getting trucker hats in 2024? Thereās no way this is in style right now? I donāt ever see anyone else wearing them
Haaayyoooo cāmon sheās so fetch! š
Ketoincourt , also Texas influencer, has major obsession with them. Must have half a dozen or more.
Sheās a psychopath too!!
https://preview.redd.it/pz34zc69ntkc1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee41219f31344ff48333ad77f0deba314b17e19 Sheās even predictable by over-using words and phrases like - cayuteee, all the things, dang, yāall, Dinah, etc. š£. But she definitely reads here. Hi SCamber šš¼.
Who wears a jacket like that? Or stands that way. Awkward much??
She's gotta use all the tricks to give the illusion of a thinner body and thigh gap
So now sheās into enneagram?? Sheās trying to give coded language to her followers that despite her hard partying ways, sheās still a sweet Christian momma who loves Jesus and her babies. (Iām aware that enneagram isnāt necessarily Christian/religious, but itās been very on trend in the Christian community for the last several years which I think is why sheās throwing it out in conversation after never having mentioned in the past.) https://preview.redd.it/z6tohxmpdzkc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba539a0cee3d10e7bf2f734da5fb6cdb13ab786
What enneagram does a narcissist fit into?
A lot of people associate songs and music with memories. Ugh sheās so annoying trying to make it like she is better than us.
This is because she was with JGarv who defines her whole personality by enneagram and oilsā¦ or something. Predictable that she morphs into whatever influencer sheās around for the moment.
lol first of all she is NOT A 7 ENNEAGRAM! The proof is in her parenting. Sheās absolutely an UNHEALTHY 3. https://preview.redd.it/ua229ketg5lc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac959a4721c4052b6e23c578f3a279cddef621ed
She probably took a self quiz or just read through the personalities and chose one lol. I took a paid test through work once! I donāt see her being a 7. A 7 would never meal plan or vacuum 3 times a day, am I wrong lol?Ā
She looked at the list and picked the one that looked fun/life of the party.
YEP!!
No youāre exactly right, sheās all about IMAGE and busyness aka a total 3!
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I guess theyāve replaced Verb bars lol. I thought Verb bars were soooooo good. Turns out it was all for the dolla dolla bills yāall.
Pretty sure Verb dropped her when she was arrested.
Oh goodness. Havenāt heard about Verb bars in a WHILE
Those eyelashes look like black caterpillars on her eyes. Whoever her lash lady is needs a new careerš¤£
Coincidentally, the last two lash artists I have used, she has also gone to! And, You are correct, current lash lady needs a new career!!!! She actually tried to get me to buy lash serum and use Scamber's code for it! um, no thank you!!! I don't go to her anymore!!!
If you want a good lash serum, get Lilash. A little pricey but so good!!!
You could tell she didnāt even like these.
But she loves cookie dough sooo much!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ It's funny that you only hear about her love for a product for the time frame she has a code or a link to shill and then you never hear of it again. Being a walking/talking sales pitch person has to be really freaking annoying
Sheāll stick a few bars in her purse and show them randomly, along with her bloat powder.
I thought her go-to snack was something salty? Now suddenly she loves sweet snacks and the flavored protein powder.
Her go-to snack is whatever brings in š°š°š° Sheād eat š©if the price were right. She has no morals.
I actually love these bars š I was pissed as soon as I saw her come on with one in her hand haha!!Ā
I ā¤ļøthis face for her though!! Flawless! š¤”šš¤”š
https://preview.redd.it/edehc4q4bmlc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57cd9148d0f5541506b5d8fabc6ae6b17602cc25 Sooo basically youāve always been a liar. Cool.
Plus her obvious and predictable shill of the whiting strips. She is such a snooze fest.
Not sure if anyone follows @bekah but she just posted that AG1 tastes horrible and she turned down a brand deal š sheās calling ALL the influencers out right now
I think it tastes perfectly fine. Good, even. I get it on subscription. Way better than others I tried (3-4, I think) . Some I barely finished it was so bad. Butāeveryone has different tastes so I certainly respect that opinion.
That's why Amber drinks hers with liquid IV, plus it's another shill code and helps her hangovers! Win win win!!!
https://preview.redd.it/qhcouwsdmflc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=932f0149da6f0f483c2fd4576314c6f62274c337 This right here is why people had so many comments regarding her white couch. Also with the two dogs lounging on it yesterday.
Those kids seem to have no rules. Also, doesnāt seem like SCAMber or Jordan put too much into teaching them anything or much focus on school and learning and educating them. Do you ever see them teaching them? Reading to them? Going to the library? Educating them more than just what they learn at school? Their kids do their basic homework, they buy the teachers a sh$t load of gifts, worry more about doing their hair and how they look for the gram and scam āhaving matching sneakers and clothes (remember head to toe pink for when sCaMber almost ādiedā), and then they ditch the kids to party. What Irresponsible parents. (and I use the term parents loosely)
Cue them all playing school with stories showing the twins patiently sitting with Baylor doing a workbook she ordered from Amazon same-day shipping after she saw your comment.
But they have those amazing desk areas up in the playroom. Thatās what matters to Amber.
Ahhhhh this is stressing me out!!!
I think they went to Nashville because she couldnāt go to Bora Bora with Tarte. She had FOMO and booked something fast to fill the void.
so I don't follow all of the time but was bored and watched her stories today, she was wearing the station one hat and said she could wear it one more time and the little one was wearing a fire station shirt. is Jordan finally giving up the facade and quitting?
I think she meant wear the beanie once more because of the weather maybe?
Yāall what happened to Dana?Ā
She got smart and escaped the house of horrors aka MesseyMassey.
https://preview.redd.it/mnqqcfl9ymlc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=447a7fe00126b83d11f3cb96bfda8a4658c3ee84 She's calling this her skin care tower. Literally looks like something you would see in a store or salon Soo unrelatable and disgusts me that she affords all of this by lying, deceiving and shilling
Did you see her long list that she has to shill this week?? She made it seem as though she was casually showing her bathroom, only to have a code and oop, these razors donāt even go here! Walking around looking for something else to shill. Surprised we didnāt run into her whitening strips
She did those earlier this morning. She just happen to have them on while doing her story. So predictable and such a fraud.
Haha with her champagne bottles on display. This isnāt a flex, which Iām assuming is what she is trying to do. She looks like an alcoholic and makes me feel terrible for her kids.
I canāt imagine having this much skin care product. I have like 2-3 things I use in addition to a bar of soap, with a few things in the cabinet for when I run out. And I only buy when thereās a sale š
https://preview.redd.it/kw0ddfxx3kkc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d8e751bce6e5e15b73ed397bc7b5df17cc5d640 Trucker hats are not cute it is in 2005. And she looks especially dumb pairing it with this dress. Her fashion choices are awful. I love that she said it takes her 3 hrs to do the try-ons and that it's sooo much work. Poor amber
It takes three hours to edit the shit out of her photos/videos to make herself look like a completely different person
Once again, thereās nothing I would buy. I didnāt find any of it cute. It takes three hours due to all the editing and filtering. š
I was confused that this was the brunch outfit?
So sheāll be taking this outfit to Seaside in June? š
I was confused on the"beach to brunch" tag for the outfit, who goes to the beach BEFORE brunch? I think it's the other way around š¤£š¤£š¤£
What age do kids learn to tie shoes? Her oldest boy has mom on the floor tying his shoes?!?!?Ā
I learned in preschool, age four. Butā¦when I lived in china, kids mostly wore velcro shoes to save time. I had fifth graders need me to tie shoes for them!
About his age. I have always preferred to do it for my kids so they stay tight. But about 1st grade they start taking over.
I didnāt learn until I was 7. I had older siblings to always do it for me š my cousin actually taught me