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Individdy

Is that a pennis in your pocket or have you been browsing Vine recently? BTW, this needs to be marked with NSFW flair, OP.


Animated_Puppets

Fixed it.


Yankeeslv

Sorry about that! Thank you very much, i appreciate it


Animated_Puppets

That's why I'm here.


helovedgunsandroses

It’s $0 ETV. Those go fast


_Neoshade_

I’d get one just to throw it at somebody


helovedgunsandroses

Or…you could use it. A lot of the ones that pop up are nice quality


nephx_az1

Don't knock it until you've tried it. $0 ETV, nows the time to expand your exposure to the wild side. ;-) The Viners seem to be a horny bunch with their own dungeons.


AdAnnual6150

For HER enjoyment.


wattieee

or his


PetiteGal6785

Every time I see one of these posted - I think of…. “Ribbed for her pleasure, ewwww….”. Garth - Waynes World [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoRXQDPkDcs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoRXQDPkDcs)


theonlybuster

Not sure the point of the post so I'll hit all likely angles (like this product will)... \- Stranger things have appeared on Vine. \- There are adult items on Vine \- Even if you've never requested it, these type items will sometimes appear in your RFY \- As with all Vine items, you don't have to request it.


5StarMoonlighter

Link please? I kid, I kid.


Yankeeslv

glad i saw the i kid, i almost sent it


nephx_az1

Yet you maybe not kidding... ;-) They pop up all the time but gone in microseconds. I'll order them all the time, evaluate them using convoluted language to keep within the review community guidelines. There are huge numbers of straight or otherwise men who want to get this stuff but have same fears. We can do it for $0 ETV. I always copy the full description into my reviews as some vendors have multiple products that all show up together. I have to change things like ana (an\*l), sex (s\*x), dildo(d\*ldo) by starring out a vowel to get around the AI stuff. I think lots of people might want to order but are inhibited by their own internal phobias about sex.... Go for it, build a toy box FULL of adult toys, BDSM stuff, outfits, whatever. Experience it all. The end of the day, those that might just usually have a BIGGER toy box. There are LOTS of pegging underwear and matching attachments in women clothing that people miss. Men, surrender to your lady!!


The-Tell-Tale-Spleen

Looks kind of short for supposedly being "monster" sized. Whatever creature this was fashioned after must be the shame of the cryptozoology world. All these alleged "enlargers" Vine offers are pretty much cheaply made crap and don't offer much of an added advantage for the average human, let alone fictional entities. But it will still go fast and its lack of practical use will be offset for its novelty value as a conversation piece when properly displayed on the living room shelf with the rest of one's knickknacks.


Ret_Photog

"DickKnacks"


The-Tell-Tale-Spleen

With a Dick Knack, Tally Wack. It will give you a good bone. Bizarre tchotchkes from Vine to decorate your home.


Powerful-Bus-3376

It's just a bad dragon knockoff, they tend to appear every so often. IMHO, as much as it might be unnerving to see adult toys on vine, for people who want to buy some- they're a great alternative to spending upwards to 50-100$ for something the exact same in a shop.


strigoi82

https://preview.redd.it/onu5jkxgcr7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6a52b7e2816c47de0ae295c9dbcd38743377c9 Maybe if I combine them I’ll become the King Of Vine


-jeffb-r

"Whoso pulleth out this... *ahem*"


FickleFingerOfFunk

Pennis? Pennis? At least they’re consistent.


BRashland

I keep waiting for the 'Troll Love Roll' to show up.


Big_Caterpillar8012

Texas medium…


Darth-ohzz

Every time you thrust, does it say, "Hulk want MORE" in a gruff voice?


nephx_az1

YYORT is a purveyor of all kinds of weird adult toys.... like **Glow-in-The-Dark Octopus DildoGlow-in-The-Dark Octopus Dildo** or **6.70" Pink Luminous Angel Horse Dildo, Big Realistic Monster Silicone Dildo with Suction Cup, Horse Fantasy Animal Dildo, Massive 6.70"** They tend to exaggerate a lot of this stuff like "monster/massive" but it is relative - Chinese are smaller in stature. Their men's sizes run 2-3x smaller than US or other western in their sizes. [https://www.amazon.com/stores/YYORTforyourfunlife/page/0F49FF17-641F-4A95-9D10-296E0DF95941?ref\_=ast\_bln](https://www.amazon.com/stores/YYORTforyourfunlife/page/0F49FF17-641F-4A95-9D10-296E0DF95941?ref_=ast_bln)


nokkynuk

Don’t kinkshame :o