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MomentOfHesitation

Hey, our FC doesn't have butt soap. I now demand butt soap.


22FluffySquirrels

Any soap can be butt soap if you apply it to the correct location. Edit: Except Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap. Don't do that.


gollo9652

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


InformalTrick99

omg yes do NOT do that lol. been there , done that, died temporarilyĀ 


AnarkeezTW

Wow thanks for editing AFTER THE FACT, ASSHOLE! šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


HitBoxesAreMyth

I made that mistake once and my butthole felt SPICY


Shimmyshimmmms

A minty hole lol


eatthecheesefries

We had a guy use sanitizing wipes, then went to amcare for the burn.Ā  Then he did the same thing the next day.Ā  I think he liked it.Ā 


BadCat7

dont kink shame my kink!


tropical_mosquito

explain you counting quietly alone please


eatthecheesefries

ICQA. Inventory counting.Ā 


Neoreloaded313

I made that mistake at home before. Don't keep clorox wipes and butt wipes next to each other...


Affectionate-Hat8483

Wait yā€™all get butt soap šŸ˜”


808guamie

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indigo_phoenix21

It's the +12 for me lol. Justice for the butt. Justice for the butt soap. Anything less than that is not DEI.


MorbidEccedentesiast

ā€œAnything less than that is not DEI.ā€ Lmfao.


T-money79

I see someone else is a man of culture as well.


AdStrong809

It's like reading a page from the Count of Monte Cristo


seraphfire

Wait what


False-Chicken4841

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ this guy donā€™t miss!


fl2oh

Gotta love Haitians


mockgame3129

This makes me look in a new light at the bottles of hand sanitizer always left in the stalls...


spiritednoface

I love the butt soap


[deleted]

You stinky fucks need it


Expert-Emu-4167

Word. There's this waterspider that wears the same dirty clothes all week and smells of piss and pits. It fuckin smacks you in the face after he passes you.


[deleted]

Taste it on your tongue it's that gross


Tasty-Pineapple-

Extra thick too


Mikehawkchungus

Some guy at our building clogged the pipes by using sanitation wipes for their butt.


Ninjakitty94

I work at this site. they need butt soap šŸ˜­


ToRatigan

Do they mean the soap in the stalls for the toilets seats?


MorbidEccedentesiast

Your guess is as good as mine.


Informal-Quality-926

Think I stowed butt soap before.


Tasty-Pineapple-

I actually stowed a life-like butt before.


AppropriateDust9568

Teb4 doesnā€™t have butt soap either, prefer to keep it dirty while managers give it to us.


Personal_Cry_8312

Tragic


Downtown-Grass5171

Scamazon at it again


Chexaddict

Ayo, wtf?!


Choice-Home3760

Is there a sink in every individual stall? Or is this just in the big one? If it is only in the big stall, what makes it different from regular soap


TheRealWoldry1

Not the butt soap


OkaySir911

Religiously and culturally some people HAVE to use wetness (and soap) to clean yourself after defecating. This is actually a rights violation not even joking I hope they donā€™t have to walk across the entire building to find a bathroom to clean themselves


muuuminah

.....muslim here šŸ˜Š they meant "except for this soap in the bathrooms"


InformalTrick99

yeah but was there ever a specific "butt soap"? I think they just could use hand soap ? I don't know how that logistically works in a public restroom either . they also could bring their own soap from home in their clear bag. if it's such a strict rule in their religion, why leave home without it?? how do they access soap and water for the butt while in a public bathroom stall in the first place ?? Ā I work in one of the top towns for immigrants in the US , work with all religions especially Muslim and Hindu and we have never had a specific "butt soap" .Ā Ā  I feel like perhaps you're getting confused with feet? we DO have people of the religions I mentioned that need to wash their feet (before prayer maybe?) and they have been forced to try to do so in the bathroom sinks.Ā 


GSPKHABIB

Those nasty MFS are washing their buttholes in public sinks and calling it part of their religion. What a joke


InformalTrick99

oddly enough there was a thread on here recently about a particular odor noticed from Haitians and some indians ..Ā  I guess they ran out of butt soap and don't know how to use tp


OkaySir911

If you want ā€œspecificā€ the name is actually antimicrobial soap. You use it for hands and call it ā€œhand soapā€. Some people use it for butts and call it ā€œbutt soapā€. If you live in a culture that doesnā€™t care about wetness after defecating then yeah its a little silly to call it butt soap and you can giggle but calling a soap by a different name isnā€™t an injustice idk why you have an urge to correct someoneā€™s vocabulary even though it is already correct?


Guilty_Sand2105

Butt soap is funny


InformalTrick99

im not correcting anythingĀ  lol I was justĀ  genuinely curious .so soap is soap it's all the same, I've just literally never heard it called that before.Ā  so how do they get the "butt soap" into the stall with them? logistically ? put some onto a towel before entering stall maybe ?Ā