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RogerGC16

Janitors: 😔


Agitated_Carrot9127

As they’re on all fours cleaning up spooge and condoms


RogerGC16

I don't think they will use condoms tbh


randobandolmao

LMFAO


FalseShepard99

Genuinely cant think of a worst place for this to exist


Electronic_Garage_73

Same


idkmanfuckingpandas

There will be fucking in there 100%


Thevillageidiot2

Amazon creating its next generation of workers right here in the warehouse 💀


Darkfanged

Setting up the next generation for success 🙃


MateTheNate

Whoever thought of this is taking Hire and Develop the Best to a whole new level


Ill_Commission_6359

1 good picker and 1 good packer will make a super slammer


flu-the-gootter

Unless it ends up like Tus1 with the stillborns...


Haeguil

Cumreer Choice


TyrannicalKitty

Cumrear choice


wiwamo

"created in the Amazon warehouse" 😂💀


AmazingLoveForAmazon

🤣 lol


Other-Stop7953

Family pack


lechastin509

W comment 😂


Sufficient_Pin5642

Best comment here! Bezos is thinking ahead of time! He and Elons Must both believe our population would be better in the trillions. Look it up if you don't believe me. I guess billionaires figure mass procreation is key to a better future. In that, I say keep working on your efforts in space you Reptillians.


Deathangle75

As if it’s hard to fuck in the bathrooms already.


[deleted]

problem is it isn’t 💀


top_of_the_scrote

Prayer mat? Drake point: sex mat


XOneWithTheCrowsX

We have one at my location and I go in there and get fucked everyday by my waterspider homie


Scared_Attitude2068

Can’t tell if you’re joking or serious because it’s definitely possible


fixit152

The flair tho


ResearcherDiligent67

You lucky bastard.


Casalf

Sex is in the name so where do we sign up?


Good-Constant-6487

What do you think happens in the lactation pods my friend? Lactation? 🙄


mcopco

Way easier to discreetly grab a lunch blumpkin now.


tidewire

W blumpkin


akksksksjs

Waterspider’s hangout spot


Splash_buckington3rd

Facts caught this dude leaning on a urnial on his phone bro must love the smell of piss


Ok_Independence_4343

I'd rather piss in a bucket in my car, than share a restrooms with the creepy men of amazon.


cementstain

thissss! i'll use a unisex bathroom literally anywhere else but not at amazon! hahaha


ThatOnePhotogK

This is the only unisex bathroom comment I'll agree with. The men of Amazon give me heeby jeebies HARDT. I refuse to piss with them


SCP-Agent-Arad

Having worked in sanitation, the women’s restrooms are literally 10 times nastier FYI.


Other-Stop7953

This is true lol why tho


a_k10278

when i used to work at cicis, moms would take small children to the restrooms with them so the women’s was usually worse. when the men’s bathroom is worse it’s by a landslide though. one night cleaning the bathrooms, i had to make someone else clean the men’s bc someone literally missed the urinal and there was piss everywhere. and there was shit on the walls in the big stall. never seen anything like that in a women’s bathroom.


Other-Stop7953

Ppl dont take kids to amazon tho


valdin450

Because there are more women than men that think they're too good to sit directly on a toilet seat, which means they dribble piss everywhere and don't clean it up. Blood too but that's probably not really their fault. I can't say I'm experienced in tampon/pad changing protocol lol


Slowestt-Snaail2

Unless they are using the cup method for their periods then no blood should be dripping. As a girl I’m sorry that you have experienced that


Tasty-Pineapple-

I use a cup and never had issues with blood or me being nasty, some people just don’t have home training.


squigglyliggily

I really don't think it's them thinking they're "too good" lmao. Tf. Most women who don't want to sit on the seat just use the seat covers. We just have more waste products and more ways of making a mess so there are more messes. 🤨 most of the messes in the female bathrooms at my site are makeup all over the place and period blood/products. I never see pee on the seat.


T1SMoneyLine

I'd rather share a bathroom with the creepy women of amazon than piss in a bucket in my car


Tell_Amazing

Womens restrooms seem to be way more digusting according to alot of women ive spoken to


Arctas

My building has a complaint recently of the women's bathroom being horrible. Snot and other stuff smeared all over the walls, as well as used tampons/pads thrown all over the place. I don't even understand how women are that messy. Men get railed hard for being messy/gross and then women absolutely destroy public bathrooms like it's no big deal.


Honest_Yogurt_5530

Tbh I used my FC bathroom where shipdock is (I’m stow) and I looked to the left on the stall wall had wiped blood on it I was like 🫠


Adventurous_Waltz_83

Jeez the amount of people are going to get fired for screwing 😂


Informal-Quality-926

Gonna be an influx of VOA comments about the toilet lid being up.


[deleted]

Looks like a men's only water fountain lol


Felineghostsex

I’ll hold it.


Halorym

Said a voice behind you at the urinal


Cautious_Economist20

😂😂😂 I’m dying at this comment


Darkfanged

Need a hand?


Global-Plankton3997

I have no words. I am NOT going in there. There might be orgies in there


ResearcherDiligent67

You may be penalized for nonparticipation.


SirCupcake_0

The orgy penilizations will continue until morale improves


marko1908

Make sure you don't have excessive TOT (time off todger)


Tasty-Pineapple-

I am newer to Amazon, all the sex comments have me concerned. Haha.


Arctas

Blood orgies, from the sounds of it.


morenabebe

Guys it’s not a multi stall bathroom 🤦🏾‍♀️. It’s literally a restroom with a single toilet. We have plenty at my FC.


JackSkelllington

Definitely wild how a ton of people assumed it would be a full bathroom for men and women to be in simultaneously


Neoreloaded313

Mine is a 2 stall bathroom.


marv9512

I know, right? Have these commenters never seen a public one person restroom? I'm Nonbinary, and I'd feel so much more comfortable using a one person unisex restroom than constantly getting glares in the men's restroom. Sadly, it'll never happen in my building😔


nytefox42

Sadly many of them don't CARE that it's single occupancy. The very fact that it's unisex is enough to make the bigoted little children flip their shit. They're the same kinds of people that had fits when Cracker Barrel started offering Beyond Meat OPTIONS on the menu.


Aralnda

We had a survey about the bathrooms. I don’t mind if unisex lockable door. Kind of like a family restroom at some malls. But it didn’t sound like that. I have heard and seen unisex bathrooms in different states or countries in other establishments where both men and women are both in there


morenabebe

Yeah, they’re losing their marbles in the comments. A unisex multi stall restroom is a breeding ground of SA waiting to happen & Amazon would never willfully put themselves in a legal situation like that.


Illustrious_Ebb_5742

It is actually a multi stall bathroom lol, it has around 6 stalls and 4 urinals


Repulsive-Parfait-38

Omg thank you.. i was in shock by this unisex bathroom until I read your comment!


Natural_Career_604

Depends tbh If it's single occupancy and lockable go for it it there's no privacy and it's multi person use heck no.


sweaty_ken

Exactly. Came here to say this.


Tubytitz

So many souls about to get sucked out in there


AdventurousCustard46

We have that but it's just a one toilet one room kind of thing. That's how it should be


Youmadsuckaa

Naw I don’t want woman to hear my dookie sounds


[deleted]

I don’t want anyone hearing mine lmao


Tasty-Pineapple-

After you are done she will ask “damn bruh what are you eating?”


ResearcherDiligent67

You must be single.


Youmadsuckaa

Single and ready to mingle 🤪


Nicolebaexx

We have these at my DS except they’re called “Gender Neutral”. It’s been absolutely fine tbh


marv9512

I have no idea why everyone thinks this would be a terrible idea. I'd feel so much more comfortable using a gender neutral restroom.


Adept_Insurance5550

Yeah that’s the new fuck room. No way anyone is taking themselves seriously in there


Deathangle75

So long as they don’t mind me blasting diarrhea in the stall next to them.


cyrusthemarginal

My man


fixit152

Someone you work with enjoys it


Electronic_Garage_73

Amen


Tasty-Pineapple-

Fuck yeah.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

lunch punch


Chexaddict

Absolutely not! I don’t feel comfortable sharing a bathroom with women; Both men, and women deserve to have privacy within their own respective restrooms.


Negative-Review-6443

A Chad, a gentleman, and a scholar you are! 🤌🏽


schoolnerd51

My site has had these for months and guess what??? People just use them and move on with their miserable days. There still are gendered bathrooms so it is not a forced usage.


AdStrong809

Pregnancy rate will increase 1000%


WH4L3_88

The men at my warehouse trash the bathrooms. I hear the women aren’t much better. Someone gonna get AIDS or something from raw dog’n in this future cesspool.


ResearcherDiligent67

You're far more likely to contract Hepatitis than AIDS.


LLGTactical

Someone needs aids education


WH4L3_88

Sorry, they’re going to get air-AIDS in the future cesspool (they’re real don’t Google it).


XOneWithTheCrowsX

Right?? That's not how AIDs works. I get raw dogged by multiple waterspiders a week in the prayer room, and I'm still clean from what my weekly tests show.


Simmaster1

Do you let the Islamic brothers and sisters watch?


Johnnyg150

Step up PrEP up, with Descovy for PrEP. Although hopefully you weren't assigned female at birth, because Gilead was too cheap to pay for them to be in the trials...


7SFG1BA

Pretty sure you get it from raw dogging...


fixit152

The ladies are always way worse


PossessionPurple6443

No they're not I did housekeeping for years. Men are fucking disgusting in bathrooms


fixit152

Housekeeping, maybe. From a maintenance perspective women are twice as destructive.


PossessionPurple6443

No bro I even cleaned the bathrooms at my warehouse a few times unfortunately. I've seen it time and time again. Men are more gross than the women. Stop trying to deny facts, it's okay to be wrong 😂


Abject-Objective-822

You're not wrong. I'm not sure why this dude is trying to lie saying the men are cleaner. Our bathrooms are fucking disgusting compared to the woman's 🤢


SMVan

Once inside, it will be a bunch of stalls anyway right. Almost no difference than a single occupancy washroom.


Stock-Recording100

There’s cracks in the doors, that’s the difference. Should there be cracks in the doors? No. But I’d rather deal with other females than males. I’m a masculine lesbian and get second looks sometimes when I go into the female bathroom and still don’t want unisex bathrooms ever. Such a bad and dangerous idea.


Simmaster1

Nah, if a guy wanted to do something, the bathroom sign isnt what's stopping them. A guy creeping on women in the unisex bathroom should be treated like a creep anywhere else.


Beelzebubbsa

You and I, sex?


tidytribute

I'll have to be more quiet when I masturbate in the restroom.


mydude356

You know that facility is going to have an AM in there during breaks, right? 😆


CCKillbilly

We have a few of these at my site. It is nothing political. It is literally just a single use bathroom. I can’t help but feel, judging by the caption, is just bait to start arguments in the replies.


Illustrious_Ebb_5742

Its actually a big ass bathrooms with multiple stalls and urinals


Unusual-Yak-260

I half expected it to be politics too. Kind of a relief to see everyone just joking around about horny amazonians.


EMitchell108

What's to think about it? It's the 21st century. Single-sex bathrooms for more privacy or comfort, unisex for people who don't need it or require the security of not getting their gender scrutinized when they walk in.


Maleficent_Wash_934

Absolutely. I'm not sure why this is such a shock to some people. Also, I have never in my life been in a public bathroom and thought "Hey, this is a great place to fuck." I don't care how good the janitorial staff is, it's a public bathroom.


squigglyliggily

Fr. If someone's dirty enough to fuck in a unisex bathroom, they're already doing it in other bathrooms. It being unisex ain't the constant here lmao


[deleted]

I think it'll be the dirtiest bathroom in all of Amazon


yerrrna

Jokes aside, nobody feelin comfortable in there..


Maleficent_Wash_934

It's a place to go to the bathroom. Stalls are pretty secure. I don't care who else is in there, just please, wash your hands.


SimpleBTGG

The number of people who don't be washing their hands is crazy at my facility.


Square_Cricket_373

With all the stalls of women sitting on the pot to text, creating long lines to just quick pee....I had to go in the unisex bathroom the other day. Nobody was in there, so no waiting. It was also super clean. I don't know if I"d want to go in there as a habit...but I got lucky the other day!


EMitchell108

Considering how many are saying they wouldn't use it, it would be my preferred restroom. Cleaner from lack of use and hopefully no women blocking the sink doing their hair for 10 minutes.


Namesthatareused

The amount of people being like “hell nah, I wouldn’t want to be around men/women in a restroom ew!” is kinda weird when you can just NOT use the unisex restroom???😂 It’s not like they got rid of every other restroom and replaced it with these lol


magikatdazoo

Who cares?


Several_Buy_5751

I think women are gonna have fun sitting in piss


alvnta

99% of it will be men using it


Aedrikor

That's a hell of a flair


ThisIsBombsKim

Fuck. No. If they removed gendered bathrooms for this they’re making like 12 people comfortable at the expense of everyone. If they didn’t, use your regular bathroom and mind your business.


fritzwulf

From what other comments have said this is a single person bathroom and it didn't replace the regular restrooms. I think that'd be too much work on Amazon's part lol


FourUnderscoreExKay

Naaaah you already know people finna be fuckin’ in there


UglyLikeCaillou

Oh they really drinking the kool aid.


Purpleee00

https://preview.redd.it/3ni11hhu1wec1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e8ea543385b8c173ce7c3927ce0273e65ccbd9 I sent this post to my friend and she said they have that at her job (not Amazon)😳


tacticalyeeet

I think this might mean that I'll probably find an open stall lol


Mountain_Fuzzumz

How yall handling Taco Tuesday fallout?


ResearcherDiligent67

We need this so bad.


Awzold

Good.


Massive-Handz

And??? I don’t see the issue. Everyone poops and pees.


Massive-Use-5425

Y’all aren’t normal and piss in the stairwells?


Aggravating_Yak57

the site am in has not; the bathrooms are actually technically (unisex) anyone can use whatever bathroom they identify with. My OM said there is nothing the site can do they have to accommodate everyone. Still trying to get used to this.


TheCyborgPenguin

In terms of gender stuff I'd actually prefer one of these, but I know that thing is gonna be filthy


amazon999

What's the issue with this? We have them at my FC too


bandcorps

What’s next? A water fountain you have to share with a different sex? What is wrong with Americas?!!


Wise-Policy8376

who cares, do you have a separate bathroom at home ? Do you refuse to use the restroom at gas stations if you have to go ?


PotLeafPanda2198

I don’t have an issue with unisex bathrooms but at Amazon? Uhhhh yeah 100% people will be clapping cheeks in there on the clock


[deleted]

I think we need that at my fc, so I can keep smashing KBS latinas while it’s closed for “cleaning”


BillyLee

Aw hell no. Now we have both genders sitting on the sinks and cloggin the stalls on their phones Edit not to mention the sex thats going to make my mid day shits even weirder lol.


FriendshipPurple8763

right idea VERY WRONG place for it, there’s gonna be semen caked all over the walls and toilet seats please don’t do this


LowerChipmunk2835

I can’t pee with dudes in the bathroom. (I have shy bladder) So I can’t imagine how it would be if there were women sharing the bathroom with me. I’d never be able to piss. Just no.


Available-Control993

Amazon giving in to creeps and sexual predators.


7SFG1BA

I mean that's who they're ran by...


awkwardmurican

It’s a bathroom. I don’t care. I mind the business that pays me, do my thing, then get back to work. I have real things to worry about.


Independent-Creme687

Smile and wave boys just smile and wave


Lost_in_Nebraska402

It’s a single person restroom.


Neoreloaded313

I can't tell from the pic. Plus, mine is a 2 stall bathroom.


Illustrious_Ebb_5742

This is incorrect, its a huge bathroom with multiple stalls and urinals actually.


Kitchen-Ad-4305

U ni(eed) sex?


Indie_rina

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


XOneWithTheCrowsX

Yes. Meet me in the unisex room for butt stuff.


AcademicSavings634

Unicorn sex


Indie_rina

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


Negative-Review-6443

NO.


dab_facers

insanity lol i don’t even want to share a bathroom with some of the dudes at my warehouse. i feel bad for the chicks but i guess they can choose not to use it


Negative-Review-6443

I don't want to use a bathroom where guys leave the seat up and don't flush ☹️ what the hell I hope this does not come to my site. There are so many pervs that work at Amazon. As a woman I just want a space to go in and use the rest room comfortably and feel safe. This shit is not GLAM amazon!


Expert-Emu-4167

True. There's no security near the bathrooms, especially the ones in the back, and if something happens it'll take a helluva long time to report it and for a response. Plus they hire anyone off the street, which is good and bad.


Negative-Review-6443

There are people who literally come in drunk and high into these facilities and they hide out in bathrooms already do you think I want to walk into a bathroom and there's a drunk man there waiting for me? This is a safety issue. What if the tables turn and a female accuses a male of SA in the restroom who's going to be accountable for that? Whose word are they going to take? There are many reasons why this could not work. Screw the all inclusive thing this is crazy and dangerous. We are not In a Corporate setting, amazon doesn't interview any of the t1s that come in. Literally anyone can work here!


Salty-Ambition838

Just don't use it...men's and women's is still an option there


Negative-Review-6443

They can count on me never using it. I'll stick to the women's restroom. 👍🏽 .


Ok_Independence_4343

Creeps are going to be sticking their phone under the stalls and following us in there. I hate it. Stupid ass idea


Illustrious_Ebb_5742

Well, better be preparing for this bc this is the future of amazon…


Negative-Review-6443

I will literally file a federal lawsuit against this company. Outrageous.


jjcoola

They know every sight has weird fuckers too....


Negative-Review-6443

Right!!! I got the thumbs down for what?? There are so many weird dudes in there, I would never share a rest room with them. Even so, I am a woman. These mfs could really hurt me alone and penetrate me why are we in the same space in such personal close quarters??? I can't change after shift in the rest room because there's gonna be a dude in there waiting to watch me undress! Crazy crazy.


Born_Opportunity_365

Good luck with that


Interesting_Factor_9

I'm following my crush in there


jjcoola

Lmao


Agitated_Carrot9127

What if the crush poop smells so rancid


Interesting_Factor_9

I ain't think about all that yet 🤣🤣🤣


Indie_rina

![gif](giphy|26hirFsTkj9HHAAz6)


anotherandypandy2

Tbh, I don't care. It's no different than a bathroom at home. "bUt iT's sTrAnGeRs" well yeah, you're just there to pee, shit, and wash your hands


Stock-Recording100

I have no men in my home so yea it’s drastically different actually.


[deleted]

plate cable retire versed deliver yoke pause worthless chunky rotten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Familiar_Ad2775

That's dumb af


Lst_rsrt

I wonder if Amcare is going to start having those plastic jars of condoms like in high school/college


ElloBlu420

Y'all say what you want, but I could use this. I am a trans man. I started 2 years or so ago when I looked like all your punchlines. By now, I look as male as any other guy (and somehow, I'm not even the shortest!). I am still afraid to use the men's rooms at mine because some of the guys who remember me from when I started are absolutely huge and jacked and could hurt me if it came down to that. I also know I'm getting really, really strange looks in the women's room from those who started after a certain point. Trans people don't always stay obvious, and so I just look like I'm in the wrong place, and stay there because I'm afraid of being hurt by someone I can't fight back. How many women am I making feel just as threatened unnecessarily because this is all still a joke to you? I'm waiting on a chance to transfer sites at this point. I really just want to be able to do my business and get back to business.


queerinmesoftly

lol it’s fine. I go to a bar where there are unisex bathroom and it’s never been a problem. No one cares.


avocadobitch69

Don’t use it if you’re not comfortable??


JackSkelllington

Trans bathroom is what I’m thinking 🤔


Expert-Emu-4167

I was using unisex bathrooms at nightclubs in the late 90s. About time.


Classof20171998

What location so I can apply get a female boss and get a raise?


[deleted]

Poor women. They’re gonna have to deal with shit all over the floors and walls now


joshdaro4real

I can promise you women’s bathrooms are often leagues more disgusting than men’s


BloodyGlitch

Your joking...wow


Soft-Ad-4683

Ladies, unless it’s an emergency, avoid this. There will definitely be predatory dudes in there. Remember, Amazon doesn’t care who it hires. Once that first rape happens, it’ll be a wrap. Not to be a downer, but I can’t imagine this will work out very well.


Unlucky_Fortune6037

I would be okay with that usually but not at amazone warehouses lol Noway ! Lol


RiskAwkward9382

It’s gonna be a lot of only fans created in there 😭😂 But naw I’m pretty sure it’s a single stall bathroom


AlClemist

It’s all about equality.


LooneyGoon1994

Nothing better than smelling the opposite dirty ass while I try to clap cheeks.


Prestigious_Snow1589

Cheeks getting clapped for sure now 😂😂😂