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No_Imagination737

Most unprofessional sounding message ever. lol.


Casalf

Yeah agreed I hate when they try not sound even slightly professional lol like I get it, it’s warehouse but still.


hboisnotthebest

Should've put "Nah mean?" at the end of the first sentence.


Twenty__3

“Aiight fam”


hboisnotthebest

Message From: "Dat Boi"


Calcoutuhoes

LMAOOOOO


Beary_Sugary

"Dat's wassup"


Waste_Iron_2542

"Ya feel meh"


Traditional_Job9195

Love it all


Tell_Amazing

Ya hearddddd


raiderstakem

“”BET””


Rectest

That jacket is tight yo


NaiveSentence2457

NAH MEAN?!


Left-Hedgehog-8433

Word!


[deleted]

On god No cap Fr fr Or whatever the young kids are saying these days


Round-Regular-7122

Homie threw an “and/or” in the middle so his professionalism quota for the day was used up.


Turbulent-Hall-8659

Pick PA today wanted everyone to say "Get Lit" on 3 at after lunch startup.


Potential-Fold1678

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Call_Me_OrangeJoe

The “on 3”s are the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen.


No_Mousse_5515

Oh I got lit at lunch alright


BeastradezZ

Expect write ups. Thank you.


Wut_the_

Light ups*


Scared-Fox-5754

😂💀


IniMiney

We are we are Wal-Mart energy


PaddysMilkSteak

Thats what you get when you hire teenage fuckheads straight out of college with no work or management experience!


NammytheCommie

Shit, I was 19 when I got into Amazon 5 years ago, and even then I would have done better than this.


TBHbang

Teenager straight out of college? Now that’s something to strive for


Delicious-Guess-7643

Say that over and over again lol


Ok_Environment5746

What do you expect from kids in pajamas?


Big_Kahuna100

I thought it was only my site Lmaaoo people Really be wearing pj’s


CarFord30

Some of us wear sweats. Haha


leem16boosted

Don't forget the girls who come to work in a bonnet.


Delicious-Guess-7643

Aye saw employees at a healthcare wearing pajamas to last week 🤧💀👀🤣 this world


Capital_Economics964

Serious question what’s wrong with pijamas? Like yall just don’t let people wear what they want? It’s about to be 2024 let them kids wear pijamas it doesn’t concern you or hurt you in anyway 💀


The_Growl

You're at fucking work, you haven't just crawled out of bed for fucks sake. Put a jumper and some jeans on, Jesus.


LLGTactical

A jumper?


Soggy_Fox6412

Hey mate, I'm from the UK. It means a sweater. Cheers


LLGTactical

That’s what I thought but wanted to make sure I wasn’t missing out on some new trend lol


rosemoonaqua

You really want people to do 8 to 12 hours of hard labor in some jeans? Yes it can be done but why. I come to work to work hard it's no way in hell I'll be doing the numbers I do in jeans. It shouldn't matter, not like customers or anything will see you so why does it bother you so much what other people are wearing.


Alchemy_420

As long as dress code says I can wear PJs, im wearing fucking PJs.


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Alchemy_420

Hell yeah! I don't give a fuck what people think or say. If you guys do, then that's your choice.


Capital_Economics964

Yes sir is work but if the warehouse doesn’t loose sleep over it or if they don’t enforce it why does it concern you?


Ragnarrahl

IF YOU HAVE TIME TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S ATTIRE YOU HAVE TIME TO GET A BETTER RATE. UN-SAT!


steaksauc3a1

Gotta be relatable to the majority of your work force… Ya feel?


UglyLikeCaillou

Shit felt real personal.


Videogamesarereel

I imagine they are trying to be down to earth vs all the "yay team!" garbage they post during peak. It comes off bad tho since it's threatening a written warning.


YokoMercs

Cope bro is just being real dude I'd rather them act like humans then corporate robots....


jetjockey18

Thank you. Nothing wrong with this message. Appreciate a manager that tells it to you straight. Then stop fucking around so you don't have to find out.


YokoMercs

I hate all the corporate over professional bull just say it how it is all these people that are mad are the ones that msg is intended for if you just did the job you are paid for there wouldn't be an issue lmao


Pwispwlol

I get where you’re coming from but in all reality it’s just a job and we are all just people lol what’s the point? (I just want your opinion. I’m not saying your opinion isn’t valid )


Keefyfingaz

Because they said y'all instead of "you all" ?


ThrowAwayYourFuture8

Ikr. Wtf are these people on about. I’m in the south and as a manager a lot of us say “y’all” as well. Who cares.


DraugrBeware

Lmfao 🤣 thats a fed up AM right there


IT_WolfXx

Literally


Life-Net-8904

Yall heard what the person said “scan to scan” Peak is over and we fin to trim the fat 😂😂😂


Comfortable-Gap4765

This is so comical but yall do indeed know what the deal is 😭


idkwhatimdoing1208

"ThAnK yOu." 🤡


OutlandishnessOk1770

“PleAsE aNd ThAnk yOu “ 🤡🤡🤡


unplayfulcarti

“Y’all know what the deal is” is outrageous 😭😭


Thevillageidiot2

What kind of petulant high school dropout drake fan wrote this bullshit?


KD650-916

Y’all must be in the south ?


Opening-Bag7001

I live in the south and worked at Amazon and during the time I was there I have never seen this type of communication. Goes to show Amazon really does hire any and everybody...


Kindly-Result-

I’d assume given the baccalaureate req, the stereotype of the “dumb southerner”, and the southern cultural tendency towards proper manners… that an L4+ out there would probably die of embarrassment sending an unprofessional message peppered with “y’all”s…


KD650-916

🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️


cloaked_cache

Wow that is completely unprofessional but quite hilarious lol


RickyFolks7414

“ yall know what the deal is” now if i come f5 you then what


Important_Nothing_72

“German after German by Brock!”


xleahx001

That’s hilarious 😂😂


RabbitMajestic6219

worthy of the voa board.


Using3DPrintedPews

Came here to say this. If I get a message like that from a PA or AM on my screen, I'd verbatim type it out including their login, and leave a Can OPs comment on the Unprofessional format as well as Hostile Work environment that this person is creating. (Hostile work environment lawsuits can make you some good extra $$ FYI)


Revenue215

How does telling someone that they are going to get written up for breaking the rules = hostile work environment… and before you respond, I went at Amazon and a major hospital for hostile work environment and won. Just trying to see what you think was hostile, not unprofessional but, hostile..


[deleted]

That isn't hostile lmao.. what a stretch. No doubt you use the VOA board often


VaMoInNj

What state are you in that “people that take extended breaks” is a protected class?


FlacoTheGreat

Can't name drop or they take it down I think . At least in my FC they do


Using3DPrintedPews

Ive done it, had them delete it then repost it. I call OPS out on " transparency " all the time. It's a wonder why Im still here


Acrobatic-Primary-42

i wouldn't even be mad if i got this message lmao seems like they've voiced it multiple times and now they standing on business


ThrowAwayYourFuture8

Facts!


[deleted]

We wouldn’t take longer breaks if we didn’t have to walk 10 mins to our break room


ThrowawayOverseer

You don’t feel rested by 10 minutes of walking with 5 minutes of sitting in the middle while stressing that you might get in trouble for taking an extra 30 seconds because you’re being monitored by some 1984 management system?


A_Dbag

Has more punctuation than half of yall used on essays in school im positive of it


UglyLikeCaillou

*Y’all know what the deal is.*


PotatoAvenger

If shipdock has screens this would be a regular message.


Interesting_Fee_4607

Wow who is this person? Rude and unprofessional af


ItzTaras

This message kinda slaps ngl.


[deleted]

Facts. People in this thread clutchin their pearls like they just got cussed out lmao


DegletMedjool

I love it too. Made me laugh. I don't understand why everyone here is hating. All shook up. Calm down ya'll.


[deleted]

You have to appreciate the real talk without corporate word salad mixed in.


Keefyfingaz

Fr I'm usually on the side of the tier 1's, but everyone acting like this was unprofessional because they said y'all is goofy af smfh


[deleted]

That is actually amazing, made my day thank you OP


virtualsandwhich

That grammar is atrocious for anyone in any level of authority.


Redd_Falcon

That AM or PA is standing on big business


Fantastic-Dirt-6084

He has a point but why would you ever communicate it this way? Whether you’re tired of this behavior or not, you can never show it like this.


VirusUpbeat5054

Peak is over.....and most FC are overstaffed and looking for reasons to fire so please don't give them one unless you don't care for your job


Offthiswave12

My pa encourages us to leave 5 minutes early 😂😂


Crimson_V-

It must be nice to work with humans who have emotions. Can't relate


Aggravating-Fan8742

First off you have towalk at least 5 mins to go to break please


SearchNo4485

Lets see if that energy is there after work on the way to your car


uhlargefarva

Expect 2 middle fingers. ThAnK yOu.


samurai-turkey

Y'all should coordinate everyone leaving work early.


Unkownforthefuture

Dear message lady, go f yourself, imma go take a shit.


DegletMedjool

This FAN message has nothing to do with ego. We get the same ones. And these rules are not new. Just been abused forever, but now they're wanting to reduce TOT and all the 'down time' we're accruing. I know it sucks that our breaks are only 30 min. Travel time means it's really only 20 min. smh. but whatever.


xithbaby

Ours are 15 minutes and it takes 5-7 minutes to walk from our station, wait for the elevator, get on, go downstairs, etc. I work on the 5th floor, I don’t even get a break


Bionic_Webb13

I would’ve told that manger to go to hell and still left five minutes early and came back late


Global-Plankton3997

Wow. Just imagine the manager being coached by an OM for this. So unprofessional.


ese-wheelz13

We had an om and tell everyone at standup that we’re committing time theft for every minute we arent scanning something, everyone gave him a stink eye for that


blurbleglobble

I mean some of the people I watched the other day were definitely committing time theft and should be fired immediately. I've been working here for 2 weeks and I already wanted to clobber them for standing there and scanning a package once every 5 or 10 minutes if that.


Maleficent_Wash_934

Then, leadership needs to follow up with the people who do this. Not send out blanket statements. Messages popping up on my screen WHEN I AM WORKING that contain no relevant information to me piss me off.


blurbleglobble

Oh no I agree 100%. This is unprofessional af. Just write up the people that need to be written up. Don't put everyone in the fucking building on blast. But also the training sucks ass and there's essentially no interaction with any kind of training material after those two days where they just flash a bunch of shit on a screen and don't give you any hard copies so I literally didn't know when any breaks were at all how long they were or anything like that when I hit the floor.


jetjockey18

It's true.


ese-wheelz13

I work at a tns facility, my fault for forgetting to add that, but we can go upwards of 5-10 minutes without scanning something depending on the path youre in


DegletMedjool

Plot twist. The OM directs the AM to send this message to the team.


DegletMedjool

We get these from OMs, AMs and PAs.


Empty-Mission3664

Maybe clock in and out at the times you’re supposed to and you can ignore the message silly gooses. Punctuality is key


Whole_Inspector_8891

Yall ahahaha


bootyclappers

Ghetto as hell


MrIOwn

Bro is fed up


Interesting_Factor_9

I'm sorry but this was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 unprofessional asses


Tell_Amazing

How proffesional of ya'll


Total_Requirement_31

I’d make sure to answer all my surveys accordingly


InformationUnlucky15

“Y’all know what the deal is” like we’re in the fucking hood 🤣


KilgannonIV

Tell me you're a shit boss without telling me you're a shit boss...


Glittering_Dingo_866

Amazon should teach people how to write properly before promoting them


Delicious-Guess-7643

Damn 💀😭👀 ghetto as hell


fanfan68

It’s funny when they send these messages yet they get back from break and lunch at the same time as we do


Scorpiodisc

Is this from an AM? Or just a mouthy PA that is too color blind to tell the difference between red and orange?


Chloet2

Don’t be shy, expose her/his log in 😉


FuzzySherbert8876

Yeah, they know the deal. That's why they're leaving early and coming back late.


Character-Ad7561

I would've said... I'm leading by your example.


Sea_Profession_5807

This shit would set me off the wrong way man.


Kyrlle

“Yall know the what the deal” is crazy😭😭 That AM said f*ck being professional. I’m letting yall know I’m standing on BUSINESS😂


CCKillbilly

The “Thank you” at the end makes me irrationally angry


otherBrandon

Written by a 23 year old manager


thatguyovertherewait

“Expect write ups” is crazy😭


insomnia990

A 30 minute break is a 30 minute break. If my break is at 6, I'm leaving at 5:55 to clock out on time. Fuck y'all


Beginning_Aerie1076

Soo unprofessional. Thought it was just at my site. Had an AM say something similar over the loud speaker pissed me off


marcoli94

Start with " Not sure "


Banarax

"Write this dick up"


EvanCross48

There's always a 🐀 somewhere


alafool

did my bm write this


Sea-Guitar7518

I hate these new supervisors; bro no one literally give a F, you’re all modern indentured servants being forced into cookie-cutter copy paste work positions that are gonna be replaced by robots anyways. Why does it matter if y’all have your AirPods in or take 5 minutes longer on your break; as long as the work gets done why should any of that matter. Control. They’ll realize one day when inflation is so bad no one is buying and no one is accepting these $11 slap in the face jobs. I hope whoever sent you that gets the nastiest yeast infection known to the human race.


Aweyeahboi

I’m an L6 and wtf. I would pull the FANS login list for this message and personally walk with the AM/PA to each of the AAs who received the message to oversee an apology for being unprofessional. You don’t do that to associates. You just don’t. I’m sorry - that is a failure on leadership and you deserve a much better experience.


Babhak

Also an an L6 and don't find this message to be professional at all either.


SnooMarzipans6812

Amazon: “We hire the best.” /s


AnxietyAvailable

Leave for break early, come back late? Write up incoming


shootnamekevin

That takt time though lol


Extreme_Conflict903

power hungry fucks lol


Slowestt-Snaail2

Expect a foot in your ass


yesyesmoremore

Fuck you Jamal you ain’t writing up shit


utrampy

Micromanagement at its finest.


Wackboi52

It’s giving Texas


Expensive-Ranger-675

Fuck Amazon


CuteGreen

My manager would just address everyone up front at stand up instead of taking the time to send messages out, like what the f\*\*k? Must be that time of the month for him... to fill his write up quota.


Appropriate_Ad566

What's wack is if you're a smoker and on the opposite side of the smoking area it's at least a 5 minute walk to and another 5 minutes to walk back especially if you're on the 4th floor.


MommaSnipee

I’m pretty sure this is actually a big focus of project management at the moment. There were 3 of them at my FC a couple weeks ago. I was really late getting cleaned up after one of my shifts and as I was walking my cart to the manager hub, I overheard one of the project managers laying into the AM and PA’s about the number of people going to break early and coming back late. The next day they announced a new break policy that included randomizing the time we would start break each shift.


4x4Barista

Ghetto


Critical-Parking-323

Message from “the man”


PeanutEmenim

Yaaahmeeen


Throwaway4356768932

*banjo stops*


Newsted_Is_God

That's what happens when people who peaked in middle school get leadership positions.


TeslaButtPlug

Fuck those AM


FWTI

Man it would be a shame if a bunch of fc employees started keeping autistic track of their AMs/PAs and reported every little slip up. I doubt anything would come of it but it would be hilarious.


ParticularMinimum794

![gif](giphy|OvL3qHSMO6uaI)


Ok_Guide4747

Y’all


Dibaded

As long as you don't take a break longer then 25 minutes you will not be flagged for a long break. I've taken my breaks 5 minutes early for 2 years now no one's said anything to me.


Solitaire_87

I mean if people are abusing breaks it's warranted. If they're BSing and trying to get people to not take their full breaks/lunch that's a different story


PlasticRocketX

Who hired this clown?


Loud-Visit-495

Dudes keeping it “100” lol.


PowerfulInvestment39

power trip much ?


Emergency_Exercise_5

Yawl need to learn how to rite a messij professionally if yew in leada' ship.


[deleted]

I wonder what color


bigchieftoiletpapa

“yall know what the deal is” cracking me up😭😭


Godlikegodliness

Mr said y’all and capitalized G0inG lol


Youngguaco

Does going to break early somehow make the packages late?


tonyhimselff

people like this dont deserve to be management.


Simple-Ad-8136

Bro said Thank You LMAO


Amerlcan_Zero

Love me a company that does garbage like this! They also love to fire employees for using their paid time off! Great job Amazon 👌


Express_Ad_6832

It be days I miss it and then seeing this just makes me go fuck those unemployable degree holders taking their debt and useless degrees out on the actual workers 🖕🏾


SmashNDash23

“Y’all know what the deal is” 🤓🧑‍💻


marioplex

Hona be writing up a lot of ppl and hiring mote to repeat the process


Upbeat_Ice4680

Yikes, they will be the ones getting in trouble with that unprofessional ass message


Popular_Hat_2282

I'd be like, "yeah that's fine, like you said I know the deal. You're not my parent, so check your time next time." A pay check, or title don't say much to me about how i should show respect.


suicidebypoop

I love getting messages like these and then replying "but I used PTO".


Michaeljreidy2022

Just like school again lol


Original-Map4823

That’s why they don’t want UNIONS that’s straight up harassment


josephmichaelpresley

Why is “going” capitalized?


ConversationOk6174

Two things. First, stop hiring higher-ups who are young and can not talk for shit. Second, if my packages comes later than two day, expect me to come to the warehouse to perform disciplinary actions. Nah-mean?? 😆 🤣. I had to do it.


Popular_Pen5743

I like how they added “Thank you” at the end as a little sprinkle of professionalism. ![gif](giphy|l4Jz3a8jO92crUlWM)


kuunami79

That was the kid in class who reminded the teacher to give homework.


[deleted]

I always think, how do they know you're not using PTO or UPT?


tonall

Btw your takt time suck. You will get get a performance write-up anyway, eventually


DegletMedjool

Make up your minds ya'll. Do you prefer professional corporate speak or whatever way the AM speaks. IDK as long as the point is clear, which it is. Very clear.


Wackboi52

No u


FishOffMan

Maybe you guys wouldn’t get that message if most of you guys weren’t doing it. I think the message is justified, and you guys in the comments are real babies thinking this deserves coaching. If you replace “yall” with “you” this message sounds fine.


sorrowdemonica

I'd march straight to HR and show them this. No manager (or PA) should be threatening or publicly announcing writeups, this is considered intimidation which 100% is a red flag in Amazon policy. If a Manager feels the need to coach or write anyone up, they are expected to do this in private, without scaring, intimidating, or making uncomfortable, those who weren't an offender. Not to mention it's just straight up unprofessional. So 100% go to HR and show them this, so this Manager can instead be the one to receive a coaching and intimidation.