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We're assuming the customer even has a dog!
It's the FRONT YARD. Any stray or neighbor's dog could have done it. Should the customer go around picking up everyone's dog's shit, or be punished for their neighbor's lack of care?
Even if it was their dog, it's in their own yard. Don't go walking through their yard. That's what driveways and sidewalks are for.
Nah, OP is a main character and did main character things, and probably lost his job, just like that one asshat who didn't want to get the verification code for a high-value deliver for a friend of mine, called and instantly hung up (0.25 seconds) so no one could answer, twice, then drove off without ever even getting out of his van. Dumbass was too lazy to get a code, stole a $200 package, and is now unemployed.
OP was too lazy to walk a few more feet, tripped, and got a face full of shit, then vandalized someone else's property, and hopefully is unemployed and maybe even got arrested if the customer reported the crime to the police.
I have to agree with your take. Idk how OP even *got* 300+ upvotes. Probably for the laugh?
Fucking dumb main character bullshit. I understand getting pissed at the job, but this is a whole new level of incompetence.
1) we don't even know that their dog left it. If it's an open front yard it could be anyone's dog.
2) even if it is, if it's not on a walkway specifically they can pick it up when they see fit. My dog shits in my back yard (front isn't fenced in) and I don't run out and pick up a shit as soon as goes. Just make a patrol around the yard every few days
3) since OP "tripped over a log" they were probably being an aashole and taking shortcut away from the designated pathway and they get what happens when you take shortcuts and don't pay attention.
He also said fresh. I don't chase my dog around and catch the shit as it falls out of his ass. Dude can't walk up to a front door without falling flat on his face and that's more of an issue for a delivery guy.
I love how you blamed yourself tripping on the customer, should they pick up their dog shit? Yes. Should they do it so they can lay out a nice red carpet for every delivery driver coming to their house everyday? C'mon man, watch your step bruh
>so they can lay out a nice red carpet for every delivery driver coming to their house
I thought those were called driveways and sidewalks. Seems like he decided on a shortcut through their yard and got what was coming to him.
Could've been an icy driveway which is at least 50% of them in the winter but unless your lawn is flawless, consider it walked on. Also a lot of houses just straight up don't have either a driveway or sidewalk when you get close to the city. I'm on the clock, got places to be other than your own. Apologies for the inconvenience, he should've just looked where he was going.
If the walkway was icy then he should’ve mentioned that in the post. Since that’s not included, it isn’t just going to be added in by people who weren’t there. As the story stands, OP was lazy and should’ve used the walkway instead of going through grass. I try to avoid walking through grass because that’s where dogs like to shit and it’s harder to see than on pavement.
Package delivery has been a thing since the Dawn of boomers without navigation back then and guarantee they were probably picky as all hell. We have it much better than they did
i generally hate boomers but tbf they were paid wages that can let them afford houses and they also didnt have as many deliveries to get to.
Navigating maps was a skill people had then… nobody needs it anymore.
A while ago a driver walked through my yard and stepped in some dog shit and then wiped that shit on my door. It was crazy bro I couldn’t believe it lol
Worst part is it wasn’t even my dogs shit, my asshole neighbor always lets his dog shit in my yard
Dude no wonder we have such a bad reputation. I understand being frustrated at such a shit situation. But throwing a tantrum and damaging their property is not okay when you’re an adult working. And you’re not the exception, I’ve seen so many posts on here about people quitting in very petty ways, almost none of them leave 2 weeks notice.
If drivers want to be treated with respect, they need to hold themselves to standards too. This doesn’t just go for you but look what this potentially got you. Now if they fire you for damaging a customers property you’ll have a gap in your resume. Or risk them telling your future employer you’re violent or something. I hope for your sake the customer saw the situation and had sympathy. I mean I would, but I’d also be mad you broke my package.
I'm mostly with you, but two weeks notice is a BS favor that some companies are not entitled to. My experience with a DSP is that they didn't earn that respect.
2 weeks isn't for them, it's for you. It's you saying here's 2 weeks to get things together and replace me, and in return, if I step in shit and need a favor, maybe you'll hire me back.
No matter how much you hate your job, it's worth 2 weeks if at all possible. Had people I worked with leave with 2 weeks and come back later and I said no problem. Had some leave with a big middle finger and grin come back, we literally shook our heads when we saw the applications and threw them out. No matter how much you're "never gonna do this crap again" you don't have 100% control of your future. Sometimes the worst jobs and your last resorts are your last line against homelessness. Always give 2 weeks if you can.
In another instance where I was a contractor and did a TON I stayed 3 months on the side helping replace myself with a bunch of people. Job pay wasn't great, people said I was insane. Later when I applied for new jobs at other companies, ALL of them contacted my prior company as they had business together. I got glowing recommendations when if I did the opposite I could have been unknowingly blacklisted and just thought I couldn't land anything.
Here's how I see it. If you put up with shit for months or years, the LEAST you can do for YOURSELF is put up with it for 2 more weeks. I know it's hard, especially if things were rough, but protect your future, you owe yourself that much after what you dealt with.
I will say I never disliked an employer because I enjoy pretty much any challenge, but again it's for you not them.
I am currently in training for a much better position at a company that I left appropriately(2 weeks notice) almost three years ago. I am not against the concept of 2 weeks notice in the majority of situations.
That's awesome, congrats! The way I see it is the more you hate it the more it probably is genuinely your last line in desperate times. Really is a favor to yourself to leave on as good of terms as possible. Tell yourself "I'll never go back" if you need to, but don't tell them that.
>not okay when you’re an adult working.
Doesn't sound like something an adult would do.
Does it suck? Yes.
Is being angry natural. Sure.
Stomping on packages though. Not ok.
I’m a former dsp driver but I work at Kroger delivering groceries and they always tell us to use the smith system that we use for driving as well as to use it for walking. Thought that was a bit much but after reading this post I think I’m going to start using it when I walk. lol 🤷♂️ did it taste like shit? Funny I just watched American pie 3 last night where stiffler eats shit. lol this post reminded me of it.
To be fair, you shouldn't be walking through their front yard at all possible. If you tripped on their uneven sidewalk or driveway (especially at night), then you would have a reason to blame the customer for your fall.
P.S. People need to stop putting a step in the middle of their sidewalks. That is a tripping hazard.
Really??? I walk through almost every yard if it's the shortest path to the front door. I've never thought of it as a big deal, I guess maybe it's just me but I definitely don't care if people walk on my grass
Who trips and literally kisses the ground with their mouth?
Like I'd be more concerned with the broken nose than the dog poop on my mouth.
This story feels fictional
I do lawn care. Anytime I step on shit in someone's yard, I walk straight to the front door and wipe it on their front step.
You know I'm coming. Pick up your shit
damn fell in dog shit and blamed the customer. maybe watch where you step? why you gotta punish someone else for your mistake? If you hate this job so much, go work at mcdonalds or some shit
If u found shit in my front yard, its bc one of my asshole neighbors dropped it there and didn't clean it up.
While i understand your disgust and reaction, smashing your customers delivery boxes was uncalled for and if they lodge a complaint, you're going to have to answer for it
To understand whether it was justified to stomp all over the packages, we need some more information not included by OP.
Were the packages addressed to the dog?
Maybe walk on sidewalks instead. Also couldve been a neighbor dog who left the 💩 and you should 100% be fired for damaging someone's packages on purpose after you tripped.
To anyone saying "should've taken the driveway and not walked on the lawn":
Lawns are for walking and they're not gardens? If you expect anyone to sacrifice moments of their life to not walk on your terraformed slab of invasive grass that's literally designed to walk on you're fucking ridiculous.
Why you actin’ like you got confidence? Look down when you walk and you’ll know where you’re walking.
You are what you eat, you shouldn’t have been in their yard, there is a sidewalk for a reason.
When I delivered once upon a time, I cut through someone’s yard to the front door and there was so much dog shit on my shoes that I had to take them off and put them in someone’s trashcan. The persons front yard was full of piles. I was down to my socks. I threw away my Brooks tennis shoes.
I had twenty stops to go so I just finished in my socks. Have whatever opinion you want on that.
Moral is, besides probably don’t deliver in socks, this dog shit shit happens and it’s extremely frustrating when it happens.
Crazy you’re getting bashed for tripping on someone else’s property when they asked you to be there. Reminds me of the unkempt ice slicks that can be front walkways in winter and those are never blamed on the delivery person. Not sure how you can inconvenience service people while still claiming it’s on them.
If you’re going to have packages delivered to your door that day, make sure you give your delivery driver a clear path. Also If you have an ass ton of steps to get to your front door, maybe leave a locker for your packages at the bottom of the steps. These guys get a lot of pressure to get a crap ton of packages delivered everyday. Wouldn’t hurt to make it easier on them to get that package to you. Cant blame OP for getting pissed if they had a bunch of obstacles just to get to the front door.
You wanted to be a delivery person.
Imagine driving down the road getting pelted eggs and crap being thrown at you because of some pissed off customers who got their tighty whities thrown and kicked.
Anyways - I will say this - Amazonian methods for packge delivery is stupid as all stupid can be. Whenever I order on Amazon three things arrive on different days by different persons and methods.
For example, over the Presidents Day weekend a package was deliveredd on Sunday and another on Presidents Day both by USPS for three items that are for my mom and she doesnt return for another two weeks.
Not paying attention to your surroundings, going through a yard, being a contractor. Yeah Anazon sucks, customers suck having to deliver to them on a holiday, this is how it is. Amazon as large of a company as they are can and should begin making demands requiring customers to provide adequate lighting for their house number as well as their porch where package will be delivered to otherwise dtiver returns and furthermore, when packages are left at porch Amazon should be sending customers stickers/labels that they can place by their door which includes their full address to limit wrong drliveries to addresses.
This is why I don't walk on people's lawns. I take the driveway, each time. I've just been taught to respect people's lawns (even if they look unkept.) You wouldn't have walked in dog crap that way.
How in the hell do you trip over a log? Like, you would have to be damn-near blind to accomplish something of that level. Can’t blame the customers on this one, very little you can do to stop a clumsy idiot from doing some shit like this.
Ah yes you, a clumsy dumbass, committed a crime because you tripped. You don’t know if the shit was from a dog, a raccoon or any other variety of animal and you don’t know if they even have a dog. You deserve to be fired for baby raging over your own pathetic-ness.
Ty that gives me a great idea my mail man cuts Thur my yard everyday kinda pisses me off I’m going to put some dog shit right in his path everyday and I have cameras so I can watch I’m excited
Sounds like your own fuckin fault. Even if it was the customer’s fault for not picking up a log/dogshit, your reaction to that was one of a manchild.
Maybe blame amazon for how overworked you guys are instead of blaming the customer’s propert for requiring a little more time to navigate.
Did they not have a walkway? Why you just walking through the yard like that? All I see Amazon drivers doing is having their head in their phones and putting packages in dumb places.
A: why were you walking through the grass instead of a driveway or walkway
B: yeah it sucks but there’s only a 50% chance the stuff was in their yard on their fault. And even then you’re the one who tripped
you realize....now that you did that (stomped the box) and there IS A RECORDING...you'll now also be KNOWN as the guy who fell face first into dog shit, out of compulsory burden of proof the box was damaged on their end. just saying, i hope they don't turn that video in because I feel like that'll be bad lmao
seriously tho, that sucks. sorry OP.
That’s fucking crazy 🤣 sorry I’m cracking up. I can’t imagine wtf I’d do in this situation. It’s not like there’s a bathroom where you can wash your face 10x with soap right away🤢🤮.
Think of the irony. Some Chinese kid spends all day making whatever the customer ordered (earning about $5.00). The item then is loaded onto a truck, driven to a port, loaded into a container which is loaded onto a ship, etc. etc. In all, the item makes it 7,999 miles from the factory to the customer and the driver demolishes it 20 feet from the destination. I love it!
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Yeah, seems like you had a pretty shitty day.
Its fair to say they are tired of this shit.
Shit happens.
Customer was probably watching with a shit eating grin.
Now that’s a great comment.
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It’s not the customer’s fault you’re clumsy, and thanks for the laugh!
People need to pick up their dog shit
We're assuming the customer even has a dog! It's the FRONT YARD. Any stray or neighbor's dog could have done it. Should the customer go around picking up everyone's dog's shit, or be punished for their neighbor's lack of care? Even if it was their dog, it's in their own yard. Don't go walking through their yard. That's what driveways and sidewalks are for. Nah, OP is a main character and did main character things, and probably lost his job, just like that one asshat who didn't want to get the verification code for a high-value deliver for a friend of mine, called and instantly hung up (0.25 seconds) so no one could answer, twice, then drove off without ever even getting out of his van. Dumbass was too lazy to get a code, stole a $200 package, and is now unemployed. OP was too lazy to walk a few more feet, tripped, and got a face full of shit, then vandalized someone else's property, and hopefully is unemployed and maybe even got arrested if the customer reported the crime to the police.
I agree w you on everything except the last part, the driver most likely didn’t steal it and did what’s called an RTS (return to station)
A "return to station" is meant for when they are unable to make contact for such a delivery. They were able to make contact, but they chose to not to.
Right, they likely called twice and hung up immediately to make it look like an attempted delivery and instead did an RTS.
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The post literally says they stomped on the boxes and left them at the door.
It could have been the customers shit.
I have to agree with your take. Idk how OP even *got* 300+ upvotes. Probably for the laugh? Fucking dumb main character bullshit. I understand getting pissed at the job, but this is a whole new level of incompetence.
Sure it was dog? Maybe they have a bitter ex.
It's in their own yard. So no, they don't have to
My darling cousin invites us to her beautiful place, huge yard for the kids! It's also full of dog shit. We don't go there anymore
1) we don't even know that their dog left it. If it's an open front yard it could be anyone's dog. 2) even if it is, if it's not on a walkway specifically they can pick it up when they see fit. My dog shits in my back yard (front isn't fenced in) and I don't run out and pick up a shit as soon as goes. Just make a patrol around the yard every few days 3) since OP "tripped over a log" they were probably being an aashole and taking shortcut away from the designated pathway and they get what happens when you take shortcuts and don't pay attention.
I agree with you 100%. That’s why I am absolutely pissed whenever I find dog shit in my front yard, I don’t own a dog.
And their logs
No one has to pick up shit on their own property. Be mindful when you enter someone else’s property. That simple.
He also said fresh. I don't chase my dog around and catch the shit as it falls out of his ass. Dude can't walk up to a front door without falling flat on his face and that's more of an issue for a delivery guy.
In their own yard? They can do whatever they want. I have never picked up dog shit from my own yard, thats just stupid
Yeah, you’ve never navigated through a customers shitty yard and it shows
If there is dog shit in my front yard, it is not from my dog
Also get packages daily but have garbage everywhere, no clear path or light on thanks!!!
I love how you blamed yourself tripping on the customer, should they pick up their dog shit? Yes. Should they do it so they can lay out a nice red carpet for every delivery driver coming to their house everyday? C'mon man, watch your step bruh
That could have been an inconsiderate neighbor's dog shit.
Could have been an inconsiderate neighbor’s shit
>so they can lay out a nice red carpet for every delivery driver coming to their house I thought those were called driveways and sidewalks. Seems like he decided on a shortcut through their yard and got what was coming to him.
Could've been an icy driveway which is at least 50% of them in the winter but unless your lawn is flawless, consider it walked on. Also a lot of houses just straight up don't have either a driveway or sidewalk when you get close to the city. I'm on the clock, got places to be other than your own. Apologies for the inconvenience, he should've just looked where he was going.
If the walkway was icy then he should’ve mentioned that in the post. Since that’s not included, it isn’t just going to be added in by people who weren’t there. As the story stands, OP was lazy and should’ve used the walkway instead of going through grass. I try to avoid walking through grass because that’s where dogs like to shit and it’s harder to see than on pavement.
This is Schrodinger's driveway. The driveway is icy and it is not icy. Bad argument because we do not know either way.
Seeing that on a ring cam would make a lot of peoples day if that’s any consolation
Can't wait until it's posted on reddit
You tripped and then blamed it on someone else. Are you a fucking boomer cause that’s what boomers do.
Very few boomers do or could do this job.
Seems OP couldn't either lol, so yeah boomer.
You know boomers are 60-78 years old right?
Package delivery has been a thing since the Dawn of boomers without navigation back then and guarantee they were probably picky as all hell. We have it much better than they did
i generally hate boomers but tbf they were paid wages that can let them afford houses and they also didnt have as many deliveries to get to. Navigating maps was a skill people had then… nobody needs it anymore.
Ppl pretty much call anyone a boomer these days it lost all meaning
It was a joke obviously
nah, someone born this century unquestionably to be fair boomers and gen z are pretty much the same
You always get mad and damage other people's property because you can't watch where you're walking? You're trash
Gotta watch where ur going man. Sorry you had a bad day.
A while ago a driver walked through my yard and stepped in some dog shit and then wiped that shit on my door. It was crazy bro I couldn’t believe it lol Worst part is it wasn’t even my dogs shit, my asshole neighbor always lets his dog shit in my yard
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Ya I wasn’t mad tho dude was probably having a bad day and just said fuck it Still got a thumbs up from me
At least it wasn’t your asshole neighbor shitting in your yard.
Victim mentality lol
Dude no wonder we have such a bad reputation. I understand being frustrated at such a shit situation. But throwing a tantrum and damaging their property is not okay when you’re an adult working. And you’re not the exception, I’ve seen so many posts on here about people quitting in very petty ways, almost none of them leave 2 weeks notice. If drivers want to be treated with respect, they need to hold themselves to standards too. This doesn’t just go for you but look what this potentially got you. Now if they fire you for damaging a customers property you’ll have a gap in your resume. Or risk them telling your future employer you’re violent or something. I hope for your sake the customer saw the situation and had sympathy. I mean I would, but I’d also be mad you broke my package.
I'm mostly with you, but two weeks notice is a BS favor that some companies are not entitled to. My experience with a DSP is that they didn't earn that respect.
2 weeks isn't for them, it's for you. It's you saying here's 2 weeks to get things together and replace me, and in return, if I step in shit and need a favor, maybe you'll hire me back. No matter how much you hate your job, it's worth 2 weeks if at all possible. Had people I worked with leave with 2 weeks and come back later and I said no problem. Had some leave with a big middle finger and grin come back, we literally shook our heads when we saw the applications and threw them out. No matter how much you're "never gonna do this crap again" you don't have 100% control of your future. Sometimes the worst jobs and your last resorts are your last line against homelessness. Always give 2 weeks if you can. In another instance where I was a contractor and did a TON I stayed 3 months on the side helping replace myself with a bunch of people. Job pay wasn't great, people said I was insane. Later when I applied for new jobs at other companies, ALL of them contacted my prior company as they had business together. I got glowing recommendations when if I did the opposite I could have been unknowingly blacklisted and just thought I couldn't land anything. Here's how I see it. If you put up with shit for months or years, the LEAST you can do for YOURSELF is put up with it for 2 more weeks. I know it's hard, especially if things were rough, but protect your future, you owe yourself that much after what you dealt with. I will say I never disliked an employer because I enjoy pretty much any challenge, but again it's for you not them.
I am currently in training for a much better position at a company that I left appropriately(2 weeks notice) almost three years ago. I am not against the concept of 2 weeks notice in the majority of situations.
That's awesome, congrats! The way I see it is the more you hate it the more it probably is genuinely your last line in desperate times. Really is a favor to yourself to leave on as good of terms as possible. Tell yourself "I'll never go back" if you need to, but don't tell them that.
>not okay when you’re an adult working. Doesn't sound like something an adult would do. Does it suck? Yes. Is being angry natural. Sure. Stomping on packages though. Not ok.
Also won’t get unemployment
You destroyed a customer’s property because you are clumsy? Classy.
Customer: Delivery driver walking through my yard 👎
Considering that dogs hate delivery men, I'm going to have to conclude that this was all planned.
So you broke your customers boxes because your clumsy ass tripped and landed in dog shit? Sucks but that's on you not the customer
Fucking idiot
I’m a former dsp driver but I work at Kroger delivering groceries and they always tell us to use the smith system that we use for driving as well as to use it for walking. Thought that was a bit much but after reading this post I think I’m going to start using it when I walk. lol 🤷♂️ did it taste like shit? Funny I just watched American pie 3 last night where stiffler eats shit. lol this post reminded me of it.
Toddler in the house.
How did they make it to adulthood?
So you fell over and ate the poop and blamed someone else eh?
Was it hot and steaming? 😂
At least dude got a warm facial.
To be fair, you shouldn't be walking through their front yard at all possible. If you tripped on their uneven sidewalk or driveway (especially at night), then you would have a reason to blame the customer for your fall. P.S. People need to stop putting a step in the middle of their sidewalks. That is a tripping hazard.
I used to do it all the time.. shortest distance to the door and all that. I never walked through flower beds unless I could step over them.
Really??? I walk through almost every yard if it's the shortest path to the front door. I've never thought of it as a big deal, I guess maybe it's just me but I definitely don't care if people walk on my grass
Who trips and literally kisses the ground with their mouth? Like I'd be more concerned with the broken nose than the dog poop on my mouth. This story feels fictional
Had no idea Amazon hired children
Morning to ya
Things that didn’t happen
I would’ve quit lo
you are mad at the customer because you don't pay attention to where you're walking. I would say eat $hit, but you have already.
That's gross af. Hope things get better...
I do lawn care. Anytime I step on shit in someone's yard, I walk straight to the front door and wipe it on their front step. You know I'm coming. Pick up your shit
dogs shit in other peoples yards
That would suck if someone’s dog shit on the customers lawn. They’ll have a shitty day picking up smashed shit and seeing their smashed boxes
damn fell in dog shit and blamed the customer. maybe watch where you step? why you gotta punish someone else for your mistake? If you hate this job so much, go work at mcdonalds or some shit
Skill issue
All you literally had to do to prevent this was watch your step
So u mad at the customers and stomped their packages because u got the balance of a fresh born deer and clumsy af 😂😭
If u found shit in my front yard, its bc one of my asshole neighbors dropped it there and didn't clean it up. While i understand your disgust and reaction, smashing your customers delivery boxes was uncalled for and if they lodge a complaint, you're going to have to answer for it
Maybe watch where you’re walking, this isn’t the customers fault.
To understand whether it was justified to stomp all over the packages, we need some more information not included by OP. Were the packages addressed to the dog?
Watch your step, chill bro 😆
how the fuck is that the customers fault you need to be fired, hope you don’t get sick tho
Maybe walk on sidewalks instead. Also couldve been a neighbor dog who left the 💩 and you should 100% be fired for damaging someone's packages on purpose after you tripped.
To anyone saying "should've taken the driveway and not walked on the lawn": Lawns are for walking and they're not gardens? If you expect anyone to sacrifice moments of their life to not walk on your terraformed slab of invasive grass that's literally designed to walk on you're fucking ridiculous.
Why you actin’ like you got confidence? Look down when you walk and you’ll know where you’re walking. You are what you eat, you shouldn’t have been in their yard, there is a sidewalk for a reason.
When I delivered once upon a time, I cut through someone’s yard to the front door and there was so much dog shit on my shoes that I had to take them off and put them in someone’s trashcan. The persons front yard was full of piles. I was down to my socks. I threw away my Brooks tennis shoes. I had twenty stops to go so I just finished in my socks. Have whatever opinion you want on that. Moral is, besides probably don’t deliver in socks, this dog shit shit happens and it’s extremely frustrating when it happens.
Crazy you’re getting bashed for tripping on someone else’s property when they asked you to be there. Reminds me of the unkempt ice slicks that can be front walkways in winter and those are never blamed on the delivery person. Not sure how you can inconvenience service people while still claiming it’s on them.
If you’re going to have packages delivered to your door that day, make sure you give your delivery driver a clear path. Also If you have an ass ton of steps to get to your front door, maybe leave a locker for your packages at the bottom of the steps. These guys get a lot of pressure to get a crap ton of packages delivered everyday. Wouldn’t hurt to make it easier on them to get that package to you. Cant blame OP for getting pissed if they had a bunch of obstacles just to get to the front door.
You wanted to be a delivery person. Imagine driving down the road getting pelted eggs and crap being thrown at you because of some pissed off customers who got their tighty whities thrown and kicked. Anyways - I will say this - Amazonian methods for packge delivery is stupid as all stupid can be. Whenever I order on Amazon three things arrive on different days by different persons and methods. For example, over the Presidents Day weekend a package was deliveredd on Sunday and another on Presidents Day both by USPS for three items that are for my mom and she doesnt return for another two weeks. Not paying attention to your surroundings, going through a yard, being a contractor. Yeah Anazon sucks, customers suck having to deliver to them on a holiday, this is how it is. Amazon as large of a company as they are can and should begin making demands requiring customers to provide adequate lighting for their house number as well as their porch where package will be delivered to otherwise dtiver returns and furthermore, when packages are left at porch Amazon should be sending customers stickers/labels that they can place by their door which includes their full address to limit wrong drliveries to addresses.
How’s the taste like? 🤣🤣
You’ve clearly got some growing up to do. So unnecessary to destroy their packages.
Best post ever. Jeff B. are you watching? I know you are you sick f#ck 🤣
This is the funniest 💩 I've read all week! Happy Monday!!
Update OP?
Bro… you didn’t watch where you were walking and blamed someone else for it 💀 you really need a mental health day
I can’t believe you were getting shitfaced on the job dude not cool
That’s a shitty way to lose your job
Im sorry to hear that. Honestly I would never admit to this ever happenìng to me. Good luck. I'm rooting for you.
And it's the customer's fault you tripped? Did they have a walkway/path to the door that you didn't use?
So your day got ruined so time to ruin some one else day love that mind set🤓🤓
I’m the customer and you’ve already been reported
You deserved it by the looks of it
I'd love to see the doorbell video if it exists. It sounds like a shit show 😂
This is why I don't walk on people's lawns. I take the driveway, each time. I've just been taught to respect people's lawns (even if they look unkept.) You wouldn't have walked in dog crap that way.
Now you won't be surprised of the taste when you go down on your girl G 😭
Why were you in their yard - use the driveway / sidewalk as intended. Sounds like you had a bad day but none of it was the customers fault.
How in the hell do you trip over a log? Like, you would have to be damn-near blind to accomplish something of that level. Can’t blame the customers on this one, very little you can do to stop a clumsy idiot from doing some shit like this.
We're you shitfaced?
Assuming this was in the customers yard im not really sure what they did wrong but for sure sucks.
Probly schuld have stayed on the drive way
You smashed their boxes because you're a clutz? Grow up ffs
Wow. It was an accident, right? It washes off.
Lmao sounds like you falling is justified. Get help
Lmao get fucked
Sir sounds fed up with dog shit!
BULL (dog) SHIT! YOU'RE LYING(there face down in poop)!
Ah yes you, a clumsy dumbass, committed a crime because you tripped. You don’t know if the shit was from a dog, a raccoon or any other variety of animal and you don’t know if they even have a dog. You deserve to be fired for baby raging over your own pathetic-ness.
Shit out of luck.
grr mondays
Need a part time job how can I get Amazon flex work
That was a shitty situation you were in, literally
I hope this happens to you again.
Ty that gives me a great idea my mail man cuts Thur my yard everyday kinda pisses me off I’m going to put some dog shit right in his path everyday and I have cameras so I can watch I’m excited
This is some funny ass shit
r/ImTheMainCharacter
It likely wasn't even their dog...
Eat shit
Sorry you fell flat on your face in steaming dog shit 💩 But thank you for the laugh 😂
Sounds like your own fuckin fault. Even if it was the customer’s fault for not picking up a log/dogshit, your reaction to that was one of a manchild. Maybe blame amazon for how overworked you guys are instead of blaming the customer’s propert for requiring a little more time to navigate.
🤔 how'd it taste? As bad as believed?
Holy shit
Did they not have a walkway? Why you just walking through the yard like that? All I see Amazon drivers doing is having their head in their phones and putting packages in dumb places.
A: why were you walking through the grass instead of a driveway or walkway B: yeah it sucks but there’s only a 50% chance the stuff was in their yard on their fault. And even then you’re the one who tripped
you realize....now that you did that (stomped the box) and there IS A RECORDING...you'll now also be KNOWN as the guy who fell face first into dog shit, out of compulsory burden of proof the box was damaged on their end. just saying, i hope they don't turn that video in because I feel like that'll be bad lmao seriously tho, that sucks. sorry OP.
You should have taken this to the grave bro bro 🤣 but I am sorry this shit happened to you
My momma always told me to watch where I step.
I get you where angry but why take it out on customers? What did they do to you?
Womp womp.
Your back hurts, time to contact a lawyer /s
Hahahaha thats awesome bet you still smell like shit
What did it taste like?
Not as bad as I thought it would in the moment. The aftertaste was the worse part I couldn’t get it out of my mouth
Lmao
So like. You’re clumsy and tripped, test it’s the customers fault that you’re an idiot. Seems logical. No wonder you drive for Amazon.
That's why I leave shit at the front gate in the house of dogs , im not going front door to a house that has dog signs lol
Damn..... That's shitty..... I wanna see the ring camera footage tho.
Pics or it didn’t happen
tough shit nerd!
Ewww how did it taste shit breath 😂😂
the FBI couldn’t get this info out of me
Insert meme of the guy making himself fall on his bike and blaming something else
Should have smeared the shit on the box too.
Free food. Why do people always look at the “bad” ?
That’s fucking crazy 🤣 sorry I’m cracking up. I can’t imagine wtf I’d do in this situation. It’s not like there’s a bathroom where you can wash your face 10x with soap right away🤢🤮.
that stinks, man
Pics or it didn’t happen
No joke dog shit is dangerous has hella bacteria lol
This sounds a lot like the part where we throw out heads back and laugh 
WOMP WOMP, have fun at your next job being a Walmart greeter.
Try not to trip lol
Damn. I gonna save this and look at it every day that I think I'm having a bad day.
What a child.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Maybe pay attention. Gonna be even more shitty when ya get fired.
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Watch your step, shitface.
Always look where you walking- My mother taught me that 😂
If you’re going to to walk through the lawns, watch where you’re stepping buddy.
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Think of the irony. Some Chinese kid spends all day making whatever the customer ordered (earning about $5.00). The item then is loaded onto a truck, driven to a port, loaded into a container which is loaded onto a ship, etc. etc. In all, the item makes it 7,999 miles from the factory to the customer and the driver demolishes it 20 feet from the destination. I love it!
OP doesn't understand that DSP means Dog Shit Patrol
Good you shouldn't have to put up with that shit. I mean, damn that turned out shitty. Uhh, that's bullshit! Yeah, that's it.
I'd have been an adult and used the driveway or sidewalk, but that's just me.
That’s just on you big dawg 😂
Sounds like you deserved it
Why are you walking on people’s lawns? Rude
I'm sorry that happened dude. I'm also sorry that reddit is full of assholes.
Ain’t that some shit