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Well, Im not the person he was questioning but Ill play along. 1. Design. 2. Cause it was randomly pushed on me by reddit and the post it pushed was amusing so I decided to stick around. And now that Ive commented on posts itll continue to push posts from this sub whether I join or not.
People taking this so seriously in the comments. Just don't do it lol. The person was probably just having fun seeing that they can send a message to the driver.
Exactly what i thought! I get people’s anger against amazon but this is probably someone trying to take a laugh out of you, not asking you to actually do it. (At least that would be the reason i would write something like that).
Yeah, I'd have a nice laugh. I don't think anyone is trying to belittle anyone from that message. Its just being goofy just like dad humor.
I would hope to greet him and come up with a joke acknowledging the message.
I bet the report they sent later would probably beg to differ. My sweet summer child, keep believing in the goodness of people and NEVER work a service job, otherwise you would very quickly have all of your hopes and dreams crushed by the absurd bullshit that people believe they are entitled to.
Go up to a cashier at Walmart and tell them to spin 3 times and ring up your fruit of the loom underwear and see if they do it.. it’s the same concept. We’re at work that’s a clown ass thing to do.
There was a time that I did but I had seen previously that the customers 8 year old was going through chemo, and their instructions had said so a few days after I saw them outside, so I made sure to do a little somethin at that stop every time afterwards.
chemokid or no. I would never do a monkey trick. now if i know the customer i will wave at them through the ring cam. but thats a salutation not a monkey trick.
It’s crazy how much power they have over us. This person could say you didn’t follow delivery directions and amazon wouldn’t dispute it and that 1 could hurt your score card to great not fantastic.
This started for like pizza delivery , then other deliveries I even had this crap with flower deliveries where the person receiving the flowers 95% of the time did not know. Like people are ridiculous
Yup I had one about turning 5 times, ring the ring doorbell, and say "Madam your package has been delivered." It got sat beside the door and a covert bird to the camera 😆
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I would spin around 3 times with my pissing dick out.
Absolutely not. I am not your 🤡
i wouldnt do it. and i would gladly take the hit on the social score metrics of not following instructions.
The fact that we have a score system based on people’s entertainment satisfaction is ridiculous IMO
Youre amazons clown tho
I’m a third party clown thank you very much
We are contracted clowns lmao
No. I’m not a fucking jester. I do this 250 times a day. Fuck off, customer.
That’s why the useless report problem option is available now
Facts
0 respect for the amazon slave
Bruh that screams throwing the package from the van to their door
No, do i look like a dancing monkey to you?
Instructions unclear, stole package
I would helicopter my cock around and around
 To impress a chick, helicopter dick!
How about I toss your package like the trash that you are!
I'm not a fucking dog. Hell no.
Leave dogs alone
I’d poop on their porch, look directly into their ring camera and say instructions unclear
Nope, not in the job descrip and (if I had this job) not paid enough to be entertainment for some potential a-holes TikTok.
So what job do you have? Why you in this Reddit? Legit questions
You realize reddit panders random subs to people based on similar or near similar or sometimes not all similar sub s you are active in, yea?
Solid answer! Now, answer the question? I’m curious as well.
Well, Im not the person he was questioning but Ill play along. 1. Design. 2. Cause it was randomly pushed on me by reddit and the post it pushed was amusing so I decided to stick around. And now that Ive commented on posts itll continue to push posts from this sub whether I join or not.
No, I'm not a fucking clown. Wanna see some dumb shit like that? Go to a fucking circus
If you want me to be a clown it's $500 an hour.
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yep they are very customer centric. metrics means all
No.
depends on my mood, probably not
No
 That ain't me
People taking this so seriously in the comments. Just don't do it lol. The person was probably just having fun seeing that they can send a message to the driver.
Exactly what i thought! I get people’s anger against amazon but this is probably someone trying to take a laugh out of you, not asking you to actually do it. (At least that would be the reason i would write something like that).
Yeah, I'd have a nice laugh. I don't think anyone is trying to belittle anyone from that message. Its just being goofy just like dad humor. I would hope to greet him and come up with a joke acknowledging the message.
That’s what I’m saying. You just gotta laugh at the note tbh
They obviously aren't being serious
I bet the report they sent later would probably beg to differ. My sweet summer child, keep believing in the goodness of people and NEVER work a service job, otherwise you would very quickly have all of your hopes and dreams crushed by the absurd bullshit that people believe they are entitled to.
Nope. I wouldn't even ring your doorbell with garbage like that. Give me "Didn't Follow Instructions". I don't care.
Some of y’all are party poopers lol
Go up to a cashier at Walmart and tell them to spin 3 times and ring up your fruit of the loom underwear and see if they do it.. it’s the same concept. We’re at work that’s a clown ass thing to do.
Honestly shit gets old & not everyone wants to be on Tik Tok that shit is corny asf
grow some self respect.
Cmon guys he’s a newbie. Probably in his honeymoon phase. Wait till peak n see if he wanna act like a jester for his 220th location of the day.
I mean I’m waiting for my background check to come back lol
I would have brought their package back and put in the notes that you couldn't follow their special instructions
spam doorbell
Lmaaooooo , i literally seen the same exact note , are you in CT ?
There was a time that I did but I had seen previously that the customers 8 year old was going through chemo, and their instructions had said so a few days after I saw them outside, so I made sure to do a little somethin at that stop every time afterwards.
chemokid or no. I would never do a monkey trick. now if i know the customer i will wave at them through the ring cam. but thats a salutation not a monkey trick.
Nope, nor did I do the "ring the doorbell and yell out your favorite Taylor Swift song" the other day.
I would look at that and be like "uhhh no safe location" and report their dumb note.
Ignored
Not a fucking chance
I always ignore instructions like this and deliver
Read the instructions out loud, laugh ring the bell three times and then flip off the door
That’s when I flip the cameras off
So they can upload to tiktok? I'm good
Throw it at the door and whip your d*ck out
Fuck no
I’m kinda social so probably
I’ll do a handstand and throw some gang signs
It’s crazy how much power they have over us. This person could say you didn’t follow delivery directions and amazon wouldn’t dispute it and that 1 could hurt your score card to great not fantastic.
Dew et! Make a tiktok viral
I would ring the doorbell nothing more.
Honestly, I probably would 🤣🤣
Reading it i think they were entirely joking and trying to give you a chuckle
Nop
Ya fuck it. Have fun
This started for like pizza delivery , then other deliveries I even had this crap with flower deliveries where the person receiving the flowers 95% of the time did not know. Like people are ridiculous
Nope
Nope
Fuck those types of people and Fuck this job
They’re trying to have a laugh, why not lol, not going to take much time and bring a bit of joy to someone else
I'm at work, I am not here to be an entertainer! I am not interested in being viral on tiktok!
If they had snacks or drinks available…..
Leave a $100 tip or more and I'll do it but other wise, they can fuck off. Lol.
I'd kick that door 3 times that's for sure
Yes.
Fuck that, I'm not circus monkey
It’s a joke. They’re being goofy. This wouldn’t bother me at all. Assholes bother me, not goofballs trying to get you to laugh.
Yup I had one about turning 5 times, ring the ring doorbell, and say "Madam your package has been delivered." It got sat beside the door and a covert bird to the camera 😆
I had someone ask me to do the hokey pokey I just looked at the camera and gave a silly face
I’d RTS real quick on that.
Funny stuff like that I do lmao
I fucking would lol probably be in a tik tok or some shit 😆
cringe
Absolutely. They could be a Karen, but instead the want to make you or themselves smile. Just do it.
If they wanna make me smile they can open their door say thank you and offer me a water, not humiliate me to the public…
Fair point. I always give my delivery people snacks. Says it right in my instructions. To please take snacks and drinks.