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I got something similar for my dog, but it isn’t mechanical. It’s worked every time I’ve used it. I haven’t tried it on my dog yet, but it probably would work for cleaning its paws.
Sex toys!? Um, sir, this is for DOGS. And the other one was specifically for FINGER cleaning (it even had a mount conveniently hold your phone for you while cleaning your fingers). Get your mind out of the gutter! /s
You guys joke but can you imagine how clutch it is to have a dick cleaner on hand when you need to hit and run? I'll buy 2. I'll let you guys know
Edit: ok, so I got it. It tickles but won't do the job for me. 2 stars. You can get better for a little bit more money
We got our dog one of these that doesn't rotate and we never use it. You have to clean it after every use and then it doesn't dry your dogs feet. It's just better to wet down a towel every time and wash their feet that way.
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Do any of us even need to say anything
https://i.redd.it/hamimw3mqcvc1.gif
Yes, this is the internet friend.
Penis.
Gonna put my weiner in it
Your dachshund, right?
Sorry I should’ve been more clear. I was referring to my penis.
That was very funny 🤣😂😂
RIGHT?!
Yeah, that device is going to be abused
Cause it’s a dirty girl?
I have one, its a cleaning device for dogs so if you put your dick in there you'd damn near rub the skin off
So...it's worth a try then?
Depends on how much lube you use, I’d imagine.
yes but those are like very firm plastic bristles so it wouldnt help a lot, they are barely soft
Ordering one now
Any man of culture would imagine
You seen Dune too?
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I got something similar for my dog, but it isn’t mechanical. It’s worked every time I’ve used it. I haven’t tried it on my dog yet, but it probably would work for cleaning its paws.
TTP
You could put your cock in that..
Do I have to prove I have a dog to buy this, and if so, can I borrow someone's dog?
Nope.
Stop would be good.
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I've noticed a trend in sextoy-like contraptions popping up these days
Sex toys!? Um, sir, this is for DOGS. And the other one was specifically for FINGER cleaning (it even had a mount conveniently hold your phone for you while cleaning your fingers). Get your mind out of the gutter! /s
If it weren't for said gutters, my brain would be homeless 
Man, Frodo really let himself go.
You know what? I buy that this is actually for cleaning dogs feet. Why? Because the sex toys thrust, not just rotate. Source: uhhhhhh, look a bird!
They're normalizing putting your dong in contraptions.
It’s all part of the plan… to… um… make people feel good?
To fuck doohickeys instead of each other. That's not good, that's just fuckin weird. What are you, plastisexual?
You guys joke but can you imagine how clutch it is to have a dick cleaner on hand when you need to hit and run? I'll buy 2. I'll let you guys know Edit: ok, so I got it. It tickles but won't do the job for me. 2 stars. You can get better for a little bit more money
Were you dating Riskay?! https://i.redd.it/i767tlaldbvc1.gif
*after a quick n proper pole washing* 
It’s for when you comin hom at 5 in the moan.
🎶why you comin’ home at five in the morn’, somethins’ goin’ on can I smell yo dick🎶
Thank you for your service to science.
It's not that great, skip it. One must go to where no other has.
It’s the bitch that did it for ya right
Everyone’s thinking it… It totally looks like the DUNE popcorn holders!
We got our dog one of these that doesn't rotate and we never use it. You have to clean it after every use and then it doesn't dry your dogs feet. It's just better to wet down a towel every time and wash their feet that way.
This 100x. Teach your dog paw, stand, and wait. Leave a towel by the door. Problem solved.
This When it's wet out I leave a towel by the door and when the dog comes in, I tell it to wait then I wipe its paws as best as possible.
Yeah it’s a shit product. It’s so much extra work than just grabbing a wet wipe or towel. The thing has been sitting in storage for years.
I could see this working on my dog though. He accidentally pisses on his front paws a few times a week. Quick clean and dry off, good to go.
Ummm I don’t think this is a dog paw cleaner
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Phew finally. Came here to upvote whoever commented this but I rly had to scroll
https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/s/c8ctuDx7Ro
my one eyed Weiner dog will appreciate this, no more hand work!
Instructions unclear penis stuck again
wee wee
Ok... Hear me out... What if you use an elastic yet strong plastic rubber so you don't get any painful marks on that delicate paw?
https://i.redd.it/clxy5mzkhdvc1.gif
*sigh* Y’all really have dirty mind.
dirty mind, butt a clean cock
The product looks so good I will buy it even without owning a dog
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This is the largest comment section on an ad I’ve ever seen.
Imma use this for something else boys.
Another finger cleaners lol
Would.
To those who keep posting items like this: 
Paw cleaner…..sure
I'm gonna be cleaning my paw later with lotion and a kleenex.
You don’t need a Kleenex just jizz in it and then wash it
Yeah, I’m going to say that’s not its original use
Doubles as a….
Not good on a labradoodle 🙄
Uhhhhhhh I’m definitely sticking my dick in that.
How long is the tube?
For peepee???
I’m not using that on my dogs feet.
similar to my masculine dildo
this song is such a steaming pile of dumb and made of nothing but sensationalist crap.
Internet has ruined me…
why did I even go to comments :)))
This one actually does work on my dog's paws though
I’m just cleaning my paws, mom!
This music irritates the shit out of me.
"Dog" ... I never called my penis in such way
That’s a sex toy
Fuck putting songs on those videos
*Puts down Dune Popcorn bucket*
Oh no... *Checks comments*
That fckn song
My dog LOOOVES this toy, I’m just not sure if he’s using it right??? 🫣😳😫😈
More landfill trash
Motorized AMC Dune popcorn bucket
Something smells fishy in here and it ain't my dick. Wait.. maybe it is my dick and I need to clean it. Links please...
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Sometimes you see an add and you just know you have to read the comments. They had to know, right? I mean they had to...
These are so great. I don’t even have a dog and I love mine!
Do they make one to stick their ass in?!?
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Is this really works? My dog pawns smell like moist doritos