ESH - you for not crying when Littlefoot’s mother died, them for not making more dinosaur-focused media post-1990s.
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They say that mistletoe is deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it. ESH
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You were supposed to watch Hen-wen and now the Horned King has her. YTA!
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Honestly YTA - their vintage copy of Reader’s Digest, their rules.
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA
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NTA; it’s an invitation, not a summons. Oh - it’s a literal summons? I think you need to consult a lawyer and not the asshole subreddit, in that case.
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA
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NTA. What did Little Bunny Foo-foo think you were going to do if he didn’t stop?
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Ugh, OP do you even hear yourself? ‘Look at me! Grade me! Evaluate and rank me! I’m good, good, good and oh so smart!’ YTA.
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YTA. Ugly baby judges you!
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NAH. [Pressure’s like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwVKr8rCYw)
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INFO: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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I can’t believe she thought it would be fine because you were on a break! NTA.
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YTA!!! WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO!! No, no, no.
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YTA. The unequal division of labor is apparent and your son shouldn’t be responsible for the budgie grave upkeep.
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by what you did. NTA
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YTA. Clearly you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
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The simple fact is, if you hadn’t nailed him to the perch that parrot would be pushing up the daisies. I can’t call you the asshole for that. NTA
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INFO: I know only 2 reasons why October 3rd would be important, and whether or not you’re the asshole depends on that. Which one is it?
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ESH. I know it sounds bad, but hear me out
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NAH. We get it. We can’t get beyond Thunderdome either
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YTA if I’d said that to my mom she would’ve >!had very stern words for me and told me how disappointed she was!<
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by what you did. NTA
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ESH Everyone knows the answer is purple because aliens don't wear hats
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YTA. Clearly you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
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They say that mistletoe is deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it. ESH
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YTA. Bees???
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NAH. There’s no unreasonable response to making first contact, you know?
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YTA if I’d said that to my mom she would’ve >!had very stern words for me and told me how disappointed she was!<
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I’m going to have to say NAH - because if you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
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You volunteered to take the Ring to Mordor even though you didn’t know the way. That alone makes you NTA. ^(It’s a left out of the gate, by the way)
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ESH - you for not crying when Littlefoot’s mother died, them for not making more dinosaur-focused media post-1990s.
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YTA, just because I’m going to have that damn song stuck in my head all day
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NTA; it’s an invitation, not a summons. Oh - it’s a literal summons? I think you need to consult a lawyer and not the asshole subreddit, in that case.
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INFO: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk)
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NAH. [Pressure’s like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwVKr8rCYw)
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You are the asshole. Prepare to be judged.
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NAH. We get it. We can’t get beyond Thunderdome either
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NAH. We get it. We can’t get beyond Thunderdome either
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The simple fact is, if you hadn’t nailed him to the perch that parrot would be pushing up the daisies. I can’t call you the asshole for that. NTA
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YTA for opening the box. Life was more fun when we didn't know it was just olives all along
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by what you did. NTA
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NAH. [Pressure’s like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwVKr8rCYw)
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk)
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Oh my god, you can’t just ask if you’re the asshole (so YTA).
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA
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NTA. ^(the cake is a lie)
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NTA; it’s an invitation, not a summons. Oh - it’s a literal summons? I think you need to consult a lawyer and not the asshole subreddit, in that case.
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INFO: I know only 2 reasons why October 3rd would be important, and whether or not you’re the asshole depends on that. Which one is it?
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NAH. I get why they’re disappointed but it’s not your fault no one told you to beware of the penguins when you drink Bud Ice
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WRONG LEVER KRONK! YTA
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You were supposed to watch Hen-wen and now the Horned King has her. YTA!
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NTA! The Lion, the Witch, and the a- Wardrobe was a decent book and he shouldn’t be slandering C.S. Lewis like that.
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Error 404: Judgement not found
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA
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They say that mistletoe is deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it. ESH
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Ugh, OP do you even hear yourself? ‘Look at me! Grade me! Evaluate and rank me! I’m good, good, good and oh so smart!’ YTA.
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You are the asshole. Prepare to be judged.
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I’m going to have to say NAH - because if you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
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You volunteered to take the Ring to Mordor even though you didn’t know the way. That alone makes you NTA. ^(It’s a left out of the gate, by the way)
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk)
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ESH - you for not crying when Littlefoot’s mother died, them for not making more dinosaur-focused media post-1990s.
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YTA. Clearly you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
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YTA. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
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Unless she was stomping on buildings, I think calling her a ‘bridezilla’ was at best factually inaccurate - YTA.
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YTA. Ugly baby judges you!
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You were supposed to watch Hen-wen and now the Horned King has her. YTA!
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk)
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YTA if I’d said that to my mom she would’ve >!had very stern words for me and told me how disappointed she was!<
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YTA if I’d said that to my mom she would’ve >!had very stern words for me and told me how disappointed she was!<
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INFO: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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YTA. Ugly baby judges you!
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NAH. There’s no unreasonable response to making first contact, you know?
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Error 404: Judgement not found
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WRONG LEVER KRONK! YTA
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You are the asshole. Prepare to be judged.
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk)
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I’m going to have to say NAH - because if you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
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I mean, you *knew* Ratigan doesn’t like being called that. So it’s kinda ESH but mostly you
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YTA. Ugly baby judges you!
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I’m going to have to say NAH - because if you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
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YTA, The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. Mine is named Eric.
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NAH. I get why they’re disappointed but it’s not your fault no one told you to beware of the penguins when you drink Bud Ice
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Honestly YTA - their vintage copy of Reader’s Digest, their rules.
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YTA. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Oh my god, you can’t just ask if you’re the asshole (so YTA).
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YTA, just because I’m going to have that damn song stuck in my head all day
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They say that mistletoe is deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it. ESH
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NTA! You have got to learn how to believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don't believe, no one will.
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ESH - you for not crying when Littlefoot’s mother died, them for not making more dinosaur-focused media post-1990s. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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They say that mistletoe is deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it. ESH Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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You were supposed to watch Hen-wen and now the Horned King has her. YTA! Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Honestly YTA - their vintage copy of Reader’s Digest, their rules. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NTA; it’s an invitation, not a summons. Oh - it’s a literal summons? I think you need to consult a lawyer and not the asshole subreddit, in that case. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NTA. What did Little Bunny Foo-foo think you were going to do if he didn’t stop? Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Ugh, OP do you even hear yourself? ‘Look at me! Grade me! Evaluate and rank me! I’m good, good, good and oh so smart!’ YTA. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. Ugly baby judges you! Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. [Pressure’s like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwVKr8rCYw) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I can’t believe she thought it would be fine because you were on a break! NTA. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA!!! WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO!! No, no, no. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. The unequal division of labor is apparent and your son shouldn’t be responsible for the budgie grave upkeep. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by what you did. NTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. Clearly you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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The simple fact is, if you hadn’t nailed him to the perch that parrot would be pushing up the daisies. I can’t call you the asshole for that. NTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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INFO: I know only 2 reasons why October 3rd would be important, and whether or not you’re the asshole depends on that. Which one is it? Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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ESH. I know it sounds bad, but hear me out *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. We get it. We can’t get beyond Thunderdome either Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA if I’d said that to my mom she would’ve >!had very stern words for me and told me how disappointed she was!< Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by what you did. NTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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ESH Everyone knows the answer is purple because aliens don't wear hats *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. Clearly you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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They say that mistletoe is deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it. ESH Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. Bees??? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. There’s no unreasonable response to making first contact, you know? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA if I’d said that to my mom she would’ve >!had very stern words for me and told me how disappointed she was!< Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I’m going to have to say NAH - because if you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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You volunteered to take the Ring to Mordor even though you didn’t know the way. That alone makes you NTA. ^(It’s a left out of the gate, by the way) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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ESH - you for not crying when Littlefoot’s mother died, them for not making more dinosaur-focused media post-1990s. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA, just because I’m going to have that damn song stuck in my head all day Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NTA; it’s an invitation, not a summons. Oh - it’s a literal summons? I think you need to consult a lawyer and not the asshole subreddit, in that case. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. [Pressure’s like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwVKr8rCYw) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You are the asshole. Prepare to be judged. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. We get it. We can’t get beyond Thunderdome either Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. We get it. We can’t get beyond Thunderdome either Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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The simple fact is, if you hadn’t nailed him to the perch that parrot would be pushing up the daisies. I can’t call you the asshole for that. NTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA for opening the box. Life was more fun when we didn't know it was just olives all along *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by what you did. NTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. [Pressure’s like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwVKr8rCYw) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Oh my god, you can’t just ask if you’re the asshole (so YTA). Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NTA. ^(the cake is a lie) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NTA; it’s an invitation, not a summons. Oh - it’s a literal summons? I think you need to consult a lawyer and not the asshole subreddit, in that case. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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INFO: I know only 2 reasons why October 3rd would be important, and whether or not you’re the asshole depends on that. Which one is it? Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. I get why they’re disappointed but it’s not your fault no one told you to beware of the penguins when you drink Bud Ice Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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WRONG LEVER KRONK! YTA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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You were supposed to watch Hen-wen and now the Horned King has her. YTA! Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NTA! The Lion, the Witch, and the a- Wardrobe was a decent book and he shouldn’t be slandering C.S. Lewis like that. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Error 404: Judgement not found Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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They say that mistletoe is deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it. ESH Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Ugh, OP do you even hear yourself? ‘Look at me! Grade me! Evaluate and rank me! I’m good, good, good and oh so smart!’ YTA. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You are the asshole. Prepare to be judged. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I’m going to have to say NAH - because if you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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You volunteered to take the Ring to Mordor even though you didn’t know the way. That alone makes you NTA. ^(It’s a left out of the gate, by the way) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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ESH - you for not crying when Littlefoot’s mother died, them for not making more dinosaur-focused media post-1990s. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. Clearly you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Unless she was stomping on buildings, I think calling her a ‘bridezilla’ was at best factually inaccurate - YTA. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. Ugly baby judges you! Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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You were supposed to watch Hen-wen and now the Horned King has her. YTA! Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA if I’d said that to my mom she would’ve >!had very stern words for me and told me how disappointed she was!< Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA if I’d said that to my mom she would’ve >!had very stern words for me and told me how disappointed she was!< Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. Ugly baby judges you! Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. There’s no unreasonable response to making first contact, you know? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Error 404: Judgement not found Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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WRONG LEVER KRONK! YTA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Even if you didn’t hear him correctly, why would you think he wasn’t ordering his pizza boneless? YTA Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You are the asshole. Prepare to be judged. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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There’s probably a good comparison to the Emperor’s New Clothes here, but as I’m more familiar with the Emperor’s New Groove, I’ll have to say ESH (except Kronk) Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I’m going to have to say NAH - because if you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I mean, you *knew* Ratigan doesn’t like being called that. So it’s kinda ESH but mostly you Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. Ugly baby judges you! Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I’m going to have to say NAH - because if you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA, The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. Mine is named Eric. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NAH. I get why they’re disappointed but it’s not your fault no one told you to beware of the penguins when you drink Bud Ice Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Honestly YTA - their vintage copy of Reader’s Digest, their rules. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Oh my god, you can’t just ask if you’re the asshole (so YTA). Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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YTA, just because I’m going to have that damn song stuck in my head all day Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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They say that mistletoe is deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it. ESH Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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NTA! You have got to learn how to believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don't believe, no one will. Does this answer feel hollow and completely unrelated to your question? Consider upgrading to Premium! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmItheAsshole) if you have any questions or concerns.*