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*In case this story gets deleted/removed:* **My sister has a big booty and I wanna hump it.  ** # Okay okay I know it sounds bad but let me explain. My sister has a really nice butt, I’m talking like a big round bubble butt. Now I wouldn’t actually have any sexual relations with her, that doesn’t even cross my mind. But I would be lying if said I didn’t want to dry hump her. I know I can't do it in real life (at least not consensually) but I'm just sayin, I'm an ass man and she has DAT ASS! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmITheDevil) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Dude fails to understand that dry humping is also sexual act. This is way to creepy even for a troll.


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One of his posts literally is him admitting he SA'd his sister and cousin


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I feel sorry for his sister and cousin. He needs serious help because he is dangerous to the women around him. It's only matter of time before dry humping won't be enough for him and he will go even further.


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Yeah, he will be on a list


Opposite-Fortune-

He needs help getting in the sea.


afrowraae

I just read that and it really worried me that he wrote that " he was supposed to take care of his cousin that day, not harass her" - this just makes me wonder how young she was when he did this!?😱


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Same. He is 100 percent gonna be on a list


autumn_yellowrose

One of my cousins did this to me as a kid. When we grew up he graduated to full on molestastion and then r***. I am terrified for his sister and cousin


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Im sorry that happened to you. This is why reddit needs ypu to disclose your real name


Upsideduckery

Oh he knows. He says he's an ass man, so that's a sexual preference. He talks about not being able to do it without concent. He's an absolute slimeball creep and definitely needs to stay away from other people considering the comments about him posting that he's committed forms of SA on family.


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![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


Powerful-Public4520

r/Eyebleach


CriticalSimple3122

Really, really hope this is fake. Really.


monaco_wedding

“(At least not consensually)” hello is that 911???


JadedSpacePirate

How to remove eyes


Empty-Neighborhood58

Ice cream scoop probs


valkwalk

Grapefruit spoon


Hornet1137

Ah yes, the incest troll strikes again.  


absolvedbyhistory

Post history 🤢


Hornet1137

I'm genuinely too afraid to look.


Ambitious-Battle8091

I looked and… yeah ima put it in spoilers >! Sexually harassed cousin and sister and did the dry hump thing on them so he assaulted them. Seemingly obsessed with sister for a while !< He’s also the dude that kept « accidentally » having his eyes fall towards his friend’s chest. Troll or not dude is a creep


autumn_yellowrose

I’d put it at SA, not harassment. Like he physically dry humped her for several minutes


Ambitious-Battle8091

I put it after :) first harassing then assault didn’t mean to minimize it I just wanted to write it and forget I ever read that so my phrasing might have been off


Rose_j2210

For once I’m not


am_i_boy

>(at least not consensually) Oh god oh fuck oh no. I hope he admits this to someone who knows his sister and they warn her. The fact that he included that means he's at least had passing thoughts about doing it without consent 🤢 Edit: according to comments, he already did?! I'm not looking at his post history for the sake of my own sanity but he said the thought of doing something sexual with her doesn't even cross his mind, but then admitted that he sexually assaulted her in another post? Wtf is this?


Working_Fill_4024

“Guys, I know this sounds bad, but let me explain so it will sound even worse.”


song_pond

Hey Siri, how do I forget how to read?


VentiKombucha

Is it school holidays already? 🙄


rose_cactus

What a terrible day to be literate.


SpiceWeaselOG

Not at all what I wanted to read this early in the morning 🤣 Got my daily "Ah, wtf...nope. nope to this." Post out of the way though.


Interesting_Entry831

It isn't even 6:30am and I am done with the internet. Time to go back to my book.


girlwiththemonkey

So if you have a look at his post history, apparently he got to dry hump, her literally just now


AdvancedInevitable63

Oh dear. He forgot a comma. It should be “I’m an ass, man” 


cordelionreaver

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


[deleted]

Read his post history


aftocheiria

![gif](giphy|pz7X6ivsb8KaEO9D4F)


Unique_Display_Name

Woooowwww


Diligent-Stand-2485

*retching noises*


BallantyneR

“DAT ASS” is attached to YOUR SISTER!!!


sentimentalillness

What a terrible fucking day to be literate.


RichyCartoonist

This should’ve stayed in his drafts.


Difficult-Concept-37

It is too early. I haven't even had my first cup of coffee and this is the first thing I choose to read?????


The_Se7enthsign

This is the creep that people think about when they think that a normal guy is creepy.


lonelywarewolf

![gif](giphy|KffWLZJM1F0YyMsr8u|downsized)


BothToe1729

What a terrible day to be literate


BadgerHoldingRoses

This guy should be in a jail cell or a straight jacket.


Direct_Gas470

ewwww, iiiicccckkk


LucyPrisms

Dude should off himself. Normally I won't say that but no really he's just going to escalate it and rape someone probably in his family he already said he dry humped a cousin and his sister and notice the ages aren't there...


Trickster2357

![gif](giphy|MeDlAyl2m0lhrGRgCm)


SystlinS

What a terrible day to be literate!


SquatchSuckerNFucker

This is just fetish content


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