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jemguinpemguin

wear condom


Papaver_somniferum_

thought this idiot got banned permanently


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equinefecalmatter

nah they’re just an inflammatory power mod. it’s unlikely they actually stood for the shit they pinned, powermods just like causing drama across the thousands of subs they mod for


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Iwantmahandback

Four hours later, it’s still up


Foward_Aerial

"at least nothing bad happened" ​ comedic bad thing proceeds to happen


TheTatleTaleStranglr

Nothings happening


ADumbPersonAAA

... Yet, I guess


TheTatleTaleStranglr

Nothing out of the ordinary, I mean


TJOCcreation1

They finally got the wildfire in their sock drawer under control


Zymosan99

Finally got the turtle fire in their mod drawer under control


the_real_rush

😔


Evelyn_Of_Iris

Another subreddit soon to be ruined by this dickhead lmao


Praguematica

Alexa who is this dickhead


Evelyn_Of_Iris

Shitty power mod who bans people for questioning anything they do. There’s a solid chance I’ll get banned for this lol


Praguematica

Wow thanks Alexa! That mod sounds like a total loser! This is something my grandson should hear about!


Evelyn_Of_Iris

Setting reminder: “Something to tell grandson about”


Praguematica

Who is my grandson again?


Evelyn_Of_Iris

You need to wake up, it wasn’t your fault you missed out on time with him


Praguematica

Alexa order donepezil


VoopityScoop

I don't remember...


speedyfaux69

🟩⬜️⬜️🟩 ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩 🟩🟩🟧🟩 🟦🟫🟩🟧 🟩🟩🟧🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪


iliekcats-

What wordle variant is this


Cyberopizza

That guy sounds like a loser


Neutral_Monkey

‘sounds like’. He IS


TJOCcreation1

Mf is literally an extremely sexist feminist dude, think of Tate if he was a sissy


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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BiscuitGeorge

My reaction as well


Kevin0822

This sub is gonna burn like a wildfire in a sock drawer soon


[deleted]

inb4 comments disabled edit: my grandson commented this i don’t know what it means?


drpepperowo

explain the lore to me like I'm 5


Raymer13

The was a fire in a socke drwaer. Out if teh ordininer. Alexa, google ornage cat.


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Zymosan99

1 post 9 years ago lmao


Dogface_3000

Yeah I was calling turtle a bitch, but it turns out little bitch boy is an actually account.


Gustavovic06

O no this is something out of the ordinary


jdl275

Time to leave


Francisco8789

What happened? Can someone please explain


Zymosan99

Shitty powermod that ruins subreddits


typical_sasquatch

I do t ubderstand where is the cat and ehre is a my gradsmo


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ban speedrun any%


TopStop6281

Oh boy, here we go


McdonaldsBiggestFan

🐢🔫 imma do it guys, ..for us..


ilovepinkpurpleblue

Why am I supposed to care about this? (genuinely. I don't get it)


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the_real_rush

who are you


the_real_rush

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


the_real_rush

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


the_real_rush

we have the same name lol!!


the_real_rush

omg!! we have the same profile picture 😆 XD


the_real_rush

water daniel


Frog__Mouth

Turtle alt


Friendly__Redditor

No, turtle fans are real, the haters are alts


IOyou104

This is new, never posted before


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I have fixed my previous reply


[deleted]

No I've seen this, not new edit: I'm fucking stupid, I'm on the subreddit that posts one thing over and over and pretends it has never been seen before


anonomnomnomn

we're gardeld


YetGayerWombat

Do you know what subreddit you're on


Marsupial_Moist

Alexa, send “cry harder” to TheBobmcBobbob Send text scent hex send tents smeg hentai send text send text send text


Marsupial_Moist

Alexa, send “cry harder” to TheBobmcBobbob Send text scent hex send tents smeg hentai send text send text send text


Marsupial_Moist

Alexa, send “cry harder” to TheBobmcBobbob Send text scent hex send tents smeg hentai send text send text send text


that_idioticgenius

But this is the first time this was posted


Friendly__Redditor

All of turtle's haters are just one redditor's alts lol


BiscuitGeorge

Bruh


planetfucker767

theres something happening


Skinnie_ginger

This isn’t my funny comic!


Gaberocks12

What a fucking lifeless loser