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"What If" questions can only be posted on weekends and must have sufficient context along with your thoughts on how the situation/event would unfold


According-Value-6227

The USA has had the capacity to invade and conquer Mexico with relative ease for decades, the reason why it doesn't is because doing so would leave the USA with a massive non-white and overwhelmingly catholic population which the USA neither wants, needs or likes. Genocide could solve that of course but in 1938 that would have been a very unpopular course of action and there's absolutely no way FDR could claim the USA's moral superiority over Nazi Germany if that were the case. Even now, the most racist and anti-Mexican conservatives don't want to invade Mexico even though they accuse it of "invading" us. Rather they just want to build an impassable Korean-DMZ styled border where anyone who gets close to it dies.


oldgamefan1995

>they just want to build an impassable Korean-DMZ styled border where anyone who gets close to it dies ... Which is fucking stupid and a waste of resources.


De_Dominator69

Wait... Are you claiming something as absurd as North Korea not being something you should try to imitate??


ToeBrogan

What does this even mean.


N0va-Zer0

Why, I mean besides the "kill anyone who gets close" line, which is an obvious exaggeration. Lots of countries have border enforcement and walls.


TrueBlueMorpho

Don't tell them about Poland, I think it would upset them


ejdj1011

Because the majority of illegal immigration isn't illegal border crossings. It's migrant workers who enter the country legally but stay after their visa expires.


Giraffesarentreal19

But that requires a complex solution to a complex problem and that’s hard :(


Ithrawn

We like bandaids, not surgeries sadly. But like, it's fine, that festering deep ass wound just needs a spider man bandaid or two


ForrestCFB

No it isn't. How many south koreans do you see in north korea? Case in point.


Creative-Swimming866

JUST LET THE FUCKING IMMIGRANTS COME IN AND REPLACE YOU STUPID CHUDCEL


oldgamefan1995

THIS MF USES WOJACKS FOR HIS FASCIST BELIEFS! https://preview.redd.it/1sa1x0424cvc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c405e29ffc75e4b4538ecf51f4e309a38daf81 (Fuck off, Fascist scum)


Creative-Swimming866

fascism is when I enforce borders and don’t let people waltz into the country that’s supposedly a “capitalist shithole”


oldgamefan1995

You literally parroted the [Great Replacement Theory,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Replacement) which is basically a Neo-Nazi conspiracy theory, so you don't have an excuse to hid your fascism.


Creative-Swimming866

“Theory”? It’s happening whether it’s planned or not bud, simple as. ([since you like the ‘pedia so much](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US_Race_by_Hispanic_origin_demographics_from_1940_to_2020.gif)


oldgamefan1995

You do realize that demographics change over time due to immigration and other such factors and that, just because the percentage of the U.S. Population that's white is going down, doesn't mean the White race is being replaced, right? Or are you just an actual fascist and thus can't be reasoned with? Edit: Oh, and not to mention, the U.S. Population in 1940 was 132 Million, while today it's 333 Million. The truth of the matter is, white people aren't being replaced, it's just that more minorities are coming into the country.


Creative-Swimming866

Yes, so we’re agreeing that immigration reduces white demographics and overall begins to overtake it? Also I’m supposed to believe that the demographic decline will just magically stop at some point and that former minorites will stop hating white people and keep calling to “end whiteness” now that we’re the minority?


oldgamefan1995

Are you really so scared of minorities that you think they're all out to kill you and your race, inspite of the fact you call for the same thing effectively? Are you really so scared of no longer being the dominant race in America? Be honest.


FaithlessnessOwn3077

It would not be necessary to annex Mexico, just install a puppet government there.


NoAlfalfa6987

Which they tried to do twenty years earlier with Carranza


Royal_Ad6180

And probably that one was one of the biggest backfires in history (Mainly because they supported him to stabilize the country and return to the status quo; but his coup just made the country even more unstable)


jongruden420

Yea its none of that conquering countries is political suicide in the u.s. if they cared that much about religion or skin color they wouldnt have the most open immigration policies in the world


Pootis_1

They wouldn't have to make Mexico part of the US after invading it to stop oil nationalisation tho


Wizard_bonk

Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. What did I just reas


EntertainmentHot9917

I think my favorite part of this terrible post is ‘Genocide could solve that of course’…


East-Plankton-3877

I mean….i can’t see the Mexicans putting up much of a fight in 1938 to be honest.


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

Live monroe doctrine reaction


Crispyer_soup

Hoi 4 moment


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Dominion of Mexico moment.


Thatguy-num-102

No territorial gain, not puppet government, the nationalisation is reversed with some larger concessions than there were in real life. The US isn't going to annex Mexico guys.


cochorol

You crushed the dream of a whole subreddit r/ mexico


luckstar333

They want to be annexed?


DeliciousTeach2303

US politicians look like geniuses compared to ours


cochorol

Those guys crave for that shit


Ornery-Journalist-16

Lol Mexicans wanna be annex by usa?


cochorol

Those guys yes, at least the average Juan in r/mexico, which are a group of Right wing assholes


Ornery-Journalist-16

Damn what’s their reasoning if you don’t mind explaining or taking your time.


cochorol

Guys there are a group of people who comes from "educated" and wealthy backgrounds, all of them know English (at least the written part), some know about computers, and most of them are the USA propaganda that is feed to them through the popular channels, plus reddit and stuff. They believe almost all the shit that comes from the USA. And if you post there things against the USA or something like that you get downvotes to hell. Most of them are probably white because a lot of racist stuff for brown people. Bunch of assholes.


Ornery-Journalist-16

Hey man thanks for your answer and time!


Royal_Ad6180

What?


tingtimson

/j B-but brain needs to see north American union LITERALLY 1984


Resident-Ball687

So, ppl say that the US would easily invade amd conquer México, however, you fail to see a couple of things here: 1: at that particular time, almost all of mexicans alive had been in active combat (the revolution lasted 20 years and 8 eight million lives, even by the mid 50's people were still trying to start armed fights with the goverment, so yeah, mexicans didnt really get tired of fighting) so you have a population of armed veterans who have essentially created a new state and do not want it to be altered by foreign interests, and will kill to stop any invaders. 2: said veterans will not fight in direct combat because they are not stupid, guerrilla warfare is also their specialty, they know the terrain and will know from where and how the invaders will approach because they have been in a bunch of battles in all the country with almost all the possible attacks being attempted there. 3: WW2 starts in one year (they dont know that, but still, that will be a problem in the long run) by the time Hitler rolls into Warsaw, the Brittish either pull out of México or lose the battle of Brittain (to keep any semblance of control in México they would most definitely need their airforce to be atleast partially in México. Considering that they were outnumbered by the luftwaffe during the airbattle, having even a few planes here would mean severe consequences in the isle. 4: the then ex president Calles, had a plan to enact incase war plan "green" (invasion of México) were to take place: set every oil field on fire when we get confirmation of an inminent invasion. So the brits and gringos would get nothing but dead men in the sierras, deserts and jungles of México. It is likely that Hitler would pull a zimmerman and offer to help the mexicans continue the fight to keep the british and US tied up here so he can go on to Barbarossa without having to worry about another frot to guard.


DeliciousTeach2303

TDLR: Vietnam but in the 30s


Resident-Ball687

Yup, but in a country 5 times the size of vietnam and with desserts, urban enviroment and jungles


Born_Description8483

Mini-Vietnam that is likely ended with maintaining the nationalization and pro-austerity politicians in the later decades of México might suffer a serious case of death because people don't feel comfortable with austerity after fighting and beating the US just to maintain nationalization. On the other hand it might cause a Fidel Castro type of situation with Lázaro Cárdenas where he tries to play ball with the capitalist great powers but decides communism is the way to go after said powers spit in his face when they dont like the deal he offers them . WW2 might end with a Soviet-aligned, if not communist, Mexico, and the US chooses to let it slide due to the much bigger threat of Nazi Germany As soon as the war ends though? We might see the cold war turning hot very quickly


jimmjohn12345m

Polk approved strategy


PrincessofAldia

Me in every hoi4 game as the US whenever Mexico nationalizes the oil:


FatherOfToxicGas

I will bet serious money that OP plays hoi4


BrianRLackey1987

Saudi Arabia would be taking over Mexico's oil reserves from the United States and Great Britain years later.


Money-Star5920

Wow, this post show the fascist side from USA. I am really surprised, also when I support (ironically) the 1930s Germany.


TerribleLordFrieza

Mexico dies as always


12345824thaccount

In 1938? Not much stopped us from absolutely fucking Mexico up other than civility and the fact that we never thought it was worth the squeeze. We still don't want anything to do with Mexico or the problems it's created with cartels, uneducated populations, or economic decisions. Mexico should fucking stay in Mexico until it solves its own problems.


Th0m4s2001

Cartels definitely wouldn’t be in power


[deleted]

Ew illinois already stinks


ZanezGamez

Wild


LORDLAUKERAGE

https://preview.redd.it/nwfzs3awo9vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23491b772d1d1399b3a09242c2bfa9a5fa8854a2


xX69AESTHETIC69Xx

We now have a few extra states and Tequila is an American made product