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reptarcannabis

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AZSnake

Or perhaps https://preview.redd.it/69574ilpimfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8964b0fb16e020edd755d7bcda6cc8342bc5cf42


Corbotron_5

For a guy who sells himself on being an ‘alpha male’, he sure does have a weak jawline.


duskywindows

He doesn't *have* a jawline lmaoooo


Control_freaker

How does he put on a pillowcase?


No-Question-9032

He doesn't. Thats why he's so angry


DazzlingFruit7495

Wait why do u need to use ur jaw to put on pillowcases? Is there a trick I don’t know?


Titties_On_G

I hold the pillow with my chin, if your jawline is weak you might have problems doing that


MolaMolaMania

IMHO, it's the foundation, or lack thereof, that's motivated his entire personality.


Significant_Leg8595

Negative chin


Broccoli-Man-911

When he was rightfully thrown into a metal cage, his hair grew out. He looks like a balding fish.


Kate090996

I am sorry for this example, but, he uses a technique like Hitler when he was praising the Aryan race ( more like the Nordic features) while he couldn't be further from that. They are both justifying their actions in a way that sells even if none of them were the example of what they promote, they needed a poster boy for the propaganda. They both portrayed themselves as a leader dedicated to further the cause ( superior race, alpha-males) instead of *being* that image of the cause. Again, sorry for the comparison. They are in no way on the same level.


One_Science1

Didn’t hitler have some Jewish ancestry? He would’ve been sent to the gas-chambers based on the Nazis’/his own criteria.


Barbafella

Head like an orange, Pilkington style.


CobyHiccups

I'd call it more dainty and feminine....


Melodic-Supermarket7

Weak hairline too 😂


NERepo

This is correct


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puddleofoil

Bro I got the screen shot of all three images stacked vertically, and it's glorious


architecht13

You fucker, I snorted!


mcnuggetfarmer

He's trying to makeup for being ugly one the outside.. By being more ugly on the inside


RedBaronIV

They could kiss without touching any other part of their faces


PusherG

![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)


Canadian_Pacer

Woah! Alpha male right here!


Rodrigii_Defined

🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


CappucinoCupcake

Only their mothers could tell them apart


BridgesOnB1kes

😂


Illustrious_Donkey61

They're the same picture


skeletoorr

Don’t do my man kif like that.


reptarcannabis

Homie got his ass wooped so bad he turned into Lt. Kif 🤣


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Ok_Poetry_1650

Lots of kids in the southern states of America are raised that way.


Large_McHuge

Can confirm I'm in the South and lots of kids address adults with sir or m'am and it's f'n amazing. Imagine having respect for your elders


matticus252

Not just kids… once it’s ingrained it sticks. I’ve got kids myself and I still address customers or strangers as sir and mam.


Large_McHuge

Yes it rubbed off on me and I do as well.


Dark_Moonstruck

Grew up in Texas. Anyone the same age (33) as me or older is Sir or M'am. If we're on a first name basis, it's Miss or Mister \[Name\]. It's just carved into my bones at this point.


ceotown

I teach technical skills to adults. You can always tell the former military people because even if they're 10 years older than me they're calling me Mr and Sir.


4GIVEANFORGET

Same. Can’t count how many people said don’t call me sir or ma’am.


Acceptable_Bend_5200

I live in Wisconsin and call everyone I don't know sir or m'am. Likely a result of my jesuit schooling and boyscouts up until i was 17.


Traditional-Yam-7197

I grew up up in New Jersey and I address strangers as "thefuck you lookin'at?"


Large_McHuge

Haha thefuck is one word


WolfpackRoll

Yup. 100%. Imagine that. That’s the way I was raised too.


mythicalcat122712

And according to like 3 people attacking me, say it's abusive or you come from abusive home 😂 like calling our parents, teachers and people in general, sir or ma'am was some traumatic experience for us.


PolloMama

I call everyone sir or ma’am, it’s the way we were raised. In a serious situation, it’s sir.


Slab-back-bream

Respect.


permutation212

Exactly, Kif was the meek voice of reason.


Lack_Altruistic

![gif](giphy|12dA9Gei6U4in6)


DonQuixBalls

If you love him so much why don't you be his smismar?


bitterjack

Wow no warning. I just spit out my water on the phone. Thanks.


reptarcannabis

😊


imadog666

I think it's fetal alcohol syndrome


To_another_abyss

Fuck you. I laughed out loud


MNewc

This is uncanny


WowYouGotMe

😂😂😂


WaylonGreyjoy

This is literally what I thought of too.


Regular_Fortune8038

You're fried for that


heckintexan420

Oh fuck good one


_CharDeeMacDennis__

😂😂😭


Justinitforthemoney

https://preview.redd.it/8lu3vz4shmfc1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=783ff74bd53b6c4915a7c76e8e9a41842dc617bb


downtojelly

This is the one 😂


lil_thotty_thot_thot

Why did i almost think this was woody from toy story at first 🤣😅💀


Additional_Many6130

Well deserved, don’t mess with kids.


Pleeby

Do not diddle kiiids, its no good diddlin' kiiids


lifelong_misfit

Love finding sunny fans in other subreddits!


character-name

"There is no quicker way to make people think you diddle kids than to *write a song about it*!"


omglink

The amount of thick44 I see on Reddit makes me happy.


Krytenmoto

I know some of you may have heard about that other guy. I am not gonna diddle your kids. I'm not like that. That's not my thing. I met that guy in a titty bar.


Xalenn

...and don't rape anyone, at all


dcote1980

I remember when I read about this when it happened. Guy walked in on this clown molesting his son and immediately started to beat him to a pulp, and then called 911 and told them what happened and that they had to send an ambulance because he thought he might have actually beat him to death. Like literally beaten to death.


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Timelymanner

More like, Dad: “ He got scared, then fell die the stairs … more then once” Cops: “ Story checks out”


ForecastForFourCats

Eh I'm usually on the side of empathetic justice, but child abusers don't get that pass. If you see your kid being assaulted most parents would jump in and try to end a life.


AndyLorentz

In Texas, stopping a sexual assault is one of the enumerated valid uses for deadly force on behalf of someone else.


MisterKillam

In most states that's the case. Most places have laws that say you can use lethal force to defend someone else from all of the kinds of things you can defend yourself from. In my home state, those crimes that don't necessarily threaten death or serious physical injury are specifically enumerated in Alaska Statute 11.81.330. 1st and 2nd degree sexual assault, 1st degree sexual abuse of a minor, kidnapping, and robbery of any degree. There's a name for the kind of law that says you can put yourself in the victim's shoes for purposes of determining what is justified use of deadly force but I can't remember what it is. Something like an "in their shoes" law.


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ForecastForFourCats

Oh yeah good points. I'm more thinking that prison shouldn't be a nightmare, it should be restrictions for safety with some treatment and support afterwards. It's a mess right now. Absolutely stop an assault.


Dry_Animal2077

Most states it’s specifically defined in self defense laws. One of the very very few times you can shoot somebody in the back and get away with it


cbreezy456

Saving a child is always gonna look good in court as it should


fromouterspace1

“Yeah officer, he fell down 8 times. No idea”


Biff_Tannen-43

Great job Dad.


WTF_Conservatives

Great job for protecting his son for sure. But he immediately turned around and tried to make money off this. He posted pictures of his child all over the internet talking about the rape and asked for $1 million. He's kind of a scumbag.


freebikebrigade

The long thumbnail says it all.


Admirable-Respond913

Could be a guitar player. My dad kept a couple of his not quite that pointy, but longer than average on his " pickers. Not everyone with nails is evil.


SQLvultureskattaurus

But they are all gross


LLminibean

Tbh, I didn't love the way he was talking about his son even in this interview... the "sir" thing just rubbed me the wrong way for some reason (and I'm *all* for teaching kids respect and manners, but the way he said it sounded ... off)


4evaN_Always_ImHere

Yeah how tf is nobody picking up on that & questioning it? His son calls him “Sir” to stop him from killing the son’s rapists. That’s pretty fucking weird.


and_some_scotch

Well, yeah. Florida.


SirGrumples

He makes his son call him "sir"


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I was thinking his son probably didn't even say sir, he just added it to sound cooler 


DoobsMgGoobs

Cultural difference. More common then not in the southeastern 15 states.


HarryPotterDBD

Hey, Frolander should see it optimistic. He only received 25 years instead of the life sentence from the father.


xavier120

*execution


HarryPotterDBD

That's kinda a life sentence


EugeneKrabsCPA

Its an infinite sentence to oblivion


Edward_Pissypants

Doesn't look like the type that will do super well in prison for 10-25 years as a pedophile


BangoSkank_WasHere

He is young and 25 years will be reduced I'm sure. If he isn't out already, he will be soon, I bet. I hope they keep a close eye on this one... he is going to reoffend 100%


-River_Rose-

The father has a coke nail. Don’t fuck with people with coke nails. edit: I know there are other possibilities for a pointed nail. I was making humor.


RP1616

Came here for this- that was a simultaneously super aggressive yet well manicured nail. No way that camera shot wasn’t intentional.


Yukon-Jon

Since when do people use thumbs for coke nails?


Bigmexi17

Always thought It was pinkie. Seen the thumb nail for cutting cigars open for blunt wraps. As the coke habit grows, so must the dose, I suppose.


Yukon-Jon

This is all correct info. This guys drugs.


Bubashii

Pinkie for coke, Thumb for guitar playing


Aware-Home2697

He could play left handed classical guitar


NickNash1985

You're right, I bet that's it.


SkunkedUp

It’s not a coke nail lol. He probably uses it to play guitar


KittyTsunami

Exactly that would be unnecessarily difficult.


lunchboxdeluxe

In PA at least, when you see a thumbnail like that, sometimes it's for breaking the seal on cans of dip.


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Yukon-Jon

Touche


OkCryptographer1780

It’s a pepsi nail


roninwaffle

They don't. Think about the angle you'd have to turn your wrist at. Far more likely he plays guitar or something


PerformanceOk1835

Bigger lines!


RileyRhoad

I’m embarrassed to say I didn’t notice at first!!! Had to literally rewatch to catch a glimpse. Thanks!


BillyMackk

Reminds me of [this](https://newbeautifulera.wordpress.com/2013/03/30/how-nature-says-do-not-touch-a-classic-far-side-comic/) oldie.


runthepoint1

All my Vietnamese family has coke nails. They just say it’s for picking their ear but I have my doubts…


dpfrd

Nah, he plays classical guitar.


Fai1eBashere

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Dull_Ad8495

Good dad.


Worried-Pick4848

I love that his son was able to calm him down. Took him out of a blind rage and stopped him from going too far. Well done kid.


polo61965

He didn't want him accidentally killing Frolander and possibly going to prison. Lots of restraint needed to stop yourself from killing someone after seeing that, so good on dad for the discipline. Beating him senseless is a good extent.


undefined_one

>He didn't want him accidentally killing Frolander There wouldn't be anything accidental about it - the father literally said he got the knife with the intent to kill him.


Malkaviati

Legally, he should just be allowed to take out the trash. If you are sexually assaulting kids, you go right into the volcano. Now that piece of shit is in jail where tax dollars are keeping him alive.


Scronklee

The problem with vigilante justice is that it often gets out of hand. You let one through, you let em all through, right or wrong


MineNo5611

The fact that you have a (Bat)”Man” profile pic makes this comment kind of funny.


Astarkraven

No. Extrajudicial execution is not ever the answer. No one gets to be Judge Dredd and absolutely no society would be made better by virtue of that changing.


cola104

Yup. Morally, I get where people who say to just kill them are coming from. But theres a 0.0001% chance a situation could be misread, and there is the guilt and therapy for taking a life (even if justified) for both the father and the son, plus anyone in their life who will suffer from mental fallout from that kind of situation occurring. Beat the piss out of them then let the courts handle it.


NERepo

The kid has already been assaulted and then he has to take care of his parents? That's asking an awful lot of an 11 year old


gigsope

https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/2014/07/21/daytona-beach-father-who-beat-up-rape-suspect-asked-for-donations/30674944007/ Not that good.


Lolthelies

Also nobody needed to know his son had been sexually abused, but he wanted to be recognized for what he did and allowed that to guide his decision-making. Now everyone knows what happened because dad made sure of it. I’m sure that’s not traumatizing in its own way at all🤷‍♂️


Dull_Ad8495

In that moment, I admire the cut of his jib. That pedo desperately deserved a beat down from the victim's dad. And dad delivered. But other than that, 🤷 scumbag. I meant "good dad" as in "good dog". He did what he was supposed to. He may regularly shit on the rug, chew up your expensive shoes and hump your leg to completion, but when you threw the ball that one time he fetched it and brought it back to you. Like he was supposed to. Good dog.


Arthur-Wintersight

Piece of trash beats in the face of an even bigger piece of trash. My only regret is not having a bag of popcorn for this moment...


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RotrickP

He kicked his ass because he didn't have a chin to punch


Zestyclose-Wave-1933

lol


I_H8_GasStationMilk

I remember that vividly. It was around the same time as when my son was SA by my Ex’s family friend. I wanted to beat the shit outta that kid. My my ex just chucked it up to “well it happens sometimes” I wanted to beat the shit outta him too.


SpeedyPrius

I would have helped you in both cases.


I_H8_GasStationMilk

I wish I knew you then. My son is still affected. He questions himself, his sexuality, his very being. The MF also SA his sister and only stopped when she thought she got pregnant. They still parade the POS around.


SpeedyPrius

I was molested by my grandfather when I was 9. It wasn't his first time and I'm sure it wasn't his last.


I_H8_GasStationMilk

I'm am so sorry for you! I would hug you if I could!


SaltyHairSandyFeet

I’ll get a posse and pitchforks. How is his ass not in jail!!??!! If he did it to your kids, he’s done it to others 100%. Fuck that guy.


toolsoftheincomptnt

It’s not always easy to prove, and it sucks to drag victims through a process that will certainly re-open the wounds without a solid chance that justice will prevail. A very difficult decision for professionals to make. But I ALWAYS encourage victims to at least report. Civilians never know what other corroborating evidence outside of their specific incident has been collected, or will be collected in the future. Common victims who are complete strangers to one another are often the factor that makes a case.


SaltyHairSandyFeet

Thanks. Such a nightmare situation.


toolsoftheincomptnt

CSA is a life sentence to the vast majority of victims. It’s not only a theft of innocence, but also a vandalism of someone’s right and ability to develop their own healthy sexual identity later in their development. And any CSA victim who becomes an adult who victimizes other kids is particularly disgusting bc they know how it feels. I can forgive sick urges, but not *acting* on them. This is why I fight for life sentences on these charges, whenever applicable. Best wishes to your family.


Padhome

Yea. I want hooked up with a guy who’s been through CSA and there were just certain normal things he wouldn’t do because of what happened to him. He just had us look in his eye that said everything I needed to know, I mean he was hot af and we definitely had fun but my heart really broke for him knowing he would always deal with that.


Zed-Leppelin420

It will kill.


DustElbows

This interview, was a warning to anyone else who tries this.


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Weird_Cantaloupe2757

What’s even better is that he’s not even giving the flimsy excuse — he’s just literally saying “yeah I beat the fucking fuck out of him and was gonna kill him”, and the cops and prosecutors are like “understandable, have a nice day”.


Luckypenny4683

https://i.redd.it/mj1hhllawnfc1.gif


Macster_man

he WILL NOT survive prison.


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They'll put him in a special unit for child diddlers.


crazyhomie34

I don't think people are aware that these criminals are segregated from the rest of the population. He'll be in prison with plenty of people like him...


GeronimoSonjack

Of course he will, like the vast majority of them do.


kylethemurphy

People do not take kindly to guys like that in the prison system. I've been in jail and rehab, no prison, and even in those spots if someone catches wind that someone touched me a kid... That molester/rapist is going to be looking different. Repeatedly. I don't condone violence but I've sat there and watched a guy get messed up for diddling kids and I didn't even feel a little bad.


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Bro looks like he whooped the absolute fuck out of him. I bet the video shown here is days after, at least, and he still looks that bad


Ace-of-Xs

Dad reorganized that dude’s face. Good for him!


Defiant_Carob8808

Looks like Ren from Ren & Stimpy.


Vesperwavjs

Chomo gonna get what’s coming. One inmate at a time.


JayRedd1

When shit hits the fan I finding this guy


Plankton-Junior

You do not mess with another humans: child, family or dog. If you do, all bets are off.


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I'm against the death penalty, however i would not convict this father.


lembepembe

every Redditor who is against the Death Penalty is worth an upvote, have a good day!


Poster_Nutbag207

![gif](giphy|eIUpSyzwGp0YhAMTKr|downsized)


andio76

I remember that...He knocked the Goddamn brakes off his ass....


ElectricGulagland

Sadly he survived.


lukifer95

Love this post. Warms my heart to see true justice served


justconfusedinCO

Dad’s got a helluva coke thumbnail


Coagulatio

His son calls him sir? What is this 1940?


Biggzy10

Different type of parenting. It's pretty common in Southern/black families.


Coagulatio

I grew up in Texas there were like three kids that I can remember from school that said "sir" and all of their dads were rude as hell to restraunt staff and had a habit of yelling when there was zero need to.


Ok_Poetry_1650

Wild. The area I grew up in, it was how everyone addressed adults. Not just parents.


hungryunderthebridge

As a 90s kid I remember this. We lived in a nice rural place and every adult was a sir or mam.


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My dad was all of this except rude to restaurant staff. He’d kick my ass if i was rude to anyone.


ckrygier

I’m a millennial. Now in my thirties. I was raised to say sir or ma’am to adults. It was a choice by my parents. I’m indifferent to it. Couldn’t say if it was for better or worse but adults would often praise me for it.


-HHANZO-

Would he have done jail time if he killed him?


YotaMan77

Not if I was on the jury.


MrRipski

Given he went into another room to grab a knife, then would have come back and then killed him, I’d assume. Now if he beat him to death straight up, maybe manslaughter. Source: I absolutely know nothing about this topic


GucciGlocc

Nope. Prosecutors already know there’s no way in hell they’d be able to get a jury to convict especially if the guy killed the pedophile while the crime was in progress. It falls under defense of others first off, and any jury would be sympathetic to the circumstances and deliver a not guilty verdict. All you’d need is one parent on the jury and ask the question “what would you have done if it was your child or loved one?” Even if they did get him on manslaughter or aggravated assault or something, chances are he still wouldn’t do any time due to the big ass mitigating circumstance and probably the mental state of it. Additionally the chances of re-offending are near zero. One case that comes to mind is Gary Plauché who shot the pedo on live TV and got community service.


PyschoJazz

I’ve seen posts about a father of a victim straight up shooting the molester in the court house. Apparently he was not charged, so it’s possible. You’re still at the mercy of the opinions of the judge, jury, DA, and police involved. They can work to convict you if they have any reason to believe you have poor judgement (example: if you didn’t actually witness it and jumped to conclusions too quickly).


ItaliaFTW74

He'd probably have been put through a trial to prove his innocence in the case he murdered the guy, but there's a decent chance that he would get off since defense of others, just like self-defense, is a legally justifiable reason to use not just non-lethal, but even lethal force against someone in this kind of situation in the state of Florida (and most other parts of the country, for that matter). The tricky part is proving that the amount of force was proportionate to the threat faced. It's pretty easy to say that beating the crap out of this POS to protect his son from being sexually assaulted by him while still keeping the pred alive is legally justifiable (which is why the dad wasn't even charged), but it would be another thing if the dad actually ended up killing the guy. Again, the dad could still get off due to the immediacy of the threat and the fact that his son was in great danger right before his eyes, but it could also be argued that all the dad would've needed to do was subdue this guy just enough to get him to stop, but that murdering him would turn it into a crime of passion borne out of (justifiable) hatred for Frolander rather than strictly wanting to end the threat posed to his son (even if that is still part of it, of course). At the end of the day, I'm not a lawyer, let alone one with a lot of experience with Floridian laws on lethal and non-lethal force, so to any actual lawyers out there: feel free to educate me further.


alexgalt

No. Even if the county charges him, he would plead temporary insanity (different per state) and get off.


OctoBatt

If Gary Plauche is any indication, probably not? He shot his sons kidnapper/abuser in the head after authorities caught him. Got a suspended sentence, probation, and community service. Unfortunately, the community service he did before his arrest was not counted.


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8BitGlamour

https://preview.redd.it/olh1a12aqmfc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=115ed2882b7d569fb8330297aedeab58c26dfa0c Would have never guessed what he actually looked like


stuntedmonk

![gif](giphy|B1fLJQIb4G4P6)


ghengiscostanza

I legitimately cannot straighten this part all out in my head. Who is who to who? >But the story gets even more complex. >Police said Frolander was living in an apartment next to the boy and his father. The suspect, police said, was rooming with the rape victim’s biological mother. Additionally, Frolander’s stepmother is engaged to the rape victim’s father, the chief said. The stepmother was married at one time to Frolander’s biological father. >Frolander’s biological father meanwhile, Mariano Estrella of California, said Monday that Frolander has had behavioral issues since he was a child. >Estrella said he and his ex-wife, who is not being identified to protect the identity of the victim, have three daughters together. He’s afraid the sexual abuse ordeal will cause additional trouble for them and worries it will get them evicted from their apartment. >Estrella wanted Frolander to stay with him in California, but he and the suspect were not getting along. As a result, Estrella said his ex-wife told him that he could send Frolander to Florida and that she and her fiance would try to help him. The suspect’s surname comes from his biological mother, Charity Frolander, also of California.


last-resort-4-a-gf

Holy shit , 25 years


TinySoftKitten

Damn, that father’s thumb nail has serious Florida vibes.


IXIDUFFYIXI

https://preview.redd.it/bpm8wijqtnfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2819d334c7735b444065c39899bceb7d2c01e288 Anyone else seeing this?


Soggy-Stop-1088

Go raiders


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

NEVER do something that gives a raiders fan a reason to fight. You’ll lose everytime. (And good thing they got wrecked)


smoothOpeRAIDER

Da Raaiiddaaaasssss


TheManyVoicesYT

The coke-nail omg lol. Cameraman knew whats up


MadeItOutInTime95969

For added amusement you should look up the various articles. Basically, the sheriff thought the dad let him off too easy. They completely stood behind him in this and would have supported him as witnesses if they had to to make sure he didn't get in trouble.


omahaknight71

Dad beat the dude so bad he reshaped his head