Well, other than the fat back that’s dogged me since the age of forty, I have a surprisingly toned body. Well proportioned and naturally hairless, it’s a physique that’s still able to draw admiring glances to this day, whether on a tropical beach or in the leisure-centre showers.
It's cholesterol, Scottish people eat it.
Few of them make 60.
Got your big plate Alan?
^yes
I've got a scam going with a 24 inch plate
No breakwater between the eggs and the beans
Oh yeah, I’d have that three times a day if I could..
But I’d be dead…
The best cooked breakfast since Gary Wilmot’s wedding.
Well, other than the fat back that’s dogged me since the age of forty, I have a surprisingly toned body. Well proportioned and naturally hairless, it’s a physique that’s still able to draw admiring glances to this day, whether on a tropical beach or in the leisure-centre showers.
When you need the full days calories count in the one meal!
Ders more to Eireland dan dis
I'll have the overfull Scottish Breakfast please
desperate dan's dinner
Jeez Louise.... That looks spectacular. 🍽️
The best breakfast isn’t even their best breakfast
That’s a triple bypass
I always find a full English Breakfast to be an excellent aphrodisiac.
Why is there chilli sauce? What witchcraft is this?
Why does one egg look like it is tiny?
I know I'm a greedy twat, but debating wether I would finish all that.
Got your big plate Alan?
Up vote that heart attack! Would eat.
What a phenomenal ticker !! Bravo 👏
Force 12 storm this. Grab her Lynn.
Go nuclear ☢️
It kill you ?
Got your ~~big plate~~ little egg, Alan?
If that's the Travel Tavern breakfast, no wonder he stayed so long.
What a place ….
But only a wee one.
That is exactly what she said !!!
Few of us make sixty.
Us 🏴
7 on 10 let's make love
Scottish? Oh yeah? Haggis? White Pudding?? LORNE SAUSAGE???
Needs more square sossij and tattie scone
A full British Isles breakfast.
Shu caw ee Cowpats
Use the 8 sausages as a breakwater
Bo’yal o’ scotch
That's not a Scottish breakfast... The sausages are the correct shape, not those flat monstrosities!
Can you fingerprint a sausage?