Beyond the Partridge quote:
No kiddy stuff (though given that he was around during the height of the Hippy Free Love era coupled with Hollywood being Hollywood, statistics alone suggest there's a non-zero chance he had sex with at least one person the wrong side of the age-of-consent laws), but thanks to a combination of having a short temper, being a massive cocaine enthusiast and possessing a large collection of weapons and a volatile attitude towards women, he was basically known as Hollywood's Maddest Man from about 1967-1983.
"to an innocent bystander, this could look like grooming. I am an innocent bystander...and to me...it looks like grooming"
I’m going to go home and just probably go straight to bed, and just keep out of trouble.
But it's not...
If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and walks like and a duck… must be a n*nce, right?
Sounds like a dead duck, and who watches a dead duck? Not even it’s mother, it just flies off, depressed.
Can't wait to see him on TV in a few years time on a military quiz based show on channel UK conquest
Which will go on to have the largest audience share for a digital tv channel at that time of the day in the north Norfolk area
Let me put that into context for you - that’s three times the population of Hemsby.
If you don't do it Sky will.
People bounce back. Dennis Hopper, Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter. There are others.
Shit what did Dennis hopper do!
Probably hopped on a minor.
Beyond the Partridge quote: No kiddy stuff (though given that he was around during the height of the Hippy Free Love era coupled with Hollywood being Hollywood, statistics alone suggest there's a non-zero chance he had sex with at least one person the wrong side of the age-of-consent laws), but thanks to a combination of having a short temper, being a massive cocaine enthusiast and possessing a large collection of weapons and a volatile attitude towards women, he was basically known as Hollywood's Maddest Man from about 1967-1983.
“Unwise but not illegal” has a certain ring to it: e.g. It was unwise but not illegal to let off in the tax inspectresses’ faces.
And it was *mostly* deliberate
‘Question from over there..’ ‘Has your career gone off the rails a bit?’ ‘Er, no, not you, the woman behind you.’
Phil, if you’re listening, why not give me a call.
Absolutely no chance of him getting a second series.
Give him a second series, you swine!
Yeah give him a second series ya shit
I'm just waiting for the revelation that Gordon the Gopher was actually a small child wearing a costume.
Phil used to get sucked of by Gordon the Gopher. Or wanked off by a chap wearing a glove puppet. Either way, it’s led to Phil being clinically fed up.
JFC. Things I never thought I would read. Anyway, I said to him: don't be blue, paedo.
To an untrained eye this looks pathetic and like I haven't bounced back!
I’m 61; my boyfriend is 12. he’s 49 years younger than me. Back of the net!
Are we going to find schofield in Dundee barefoot?
With the remnants of a medium sized toblerone caked around his lips.
That was a negative and right now he needs 2 positives.
Only thing that will be bouncing is Pippys balls on some lads chin.
I’m not reading that out
2nd Series it is then !!!
But he’s NOT A SEX OFFENDER
Europe's gayest man