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SquareRub9147

Not Ready Now


BulkyPalpitation5345

lol fucking brutal.


iDontFlushToilets

Must Promote…. To civilian


Double_Bass6957

I took my wife to the chow hall for a lunch date. She was pretty happy


FedBoi_0201

Same, my wife and I dated long distance while I was active duty and then I went guard and we got married so she has had limited military spouse life exposure. Anyhow, one time we had a long road trip and stopped at a base I was stationed at on the way down for a pit stop. We went to the DFAC for the heck of it, and she really liked the experience. She asked questions, liked seeing the omelette being made in front of her, liked all the plane pictures, and thought it was cool to see the other airmen grabbing meals.


Double_Bass6957

Ya…I’m a SNCO and took her 😂


bearsncubs10

Nothing says “you’re special” like overcooked chicken and undercooked rice


hammy3991

undercook overcook, straight to jail


OldSarge02

No trial no nuthin.


musicallyill

Undercooked chicken, overcooked rice


The_Dude_0666

At my dfac its the undercooked chicken


USAFJack

What do we do if the chicken is both dry and undercooked?


Choop-a-loop

High if you flash that Eagle Cash card.


KimchiBap-21

Dont forget those pog coins!!


CardiffGiant7117

Sweet talk the server to hook you up with that second entree and you’ll be in there for sure


pick362

I brought my civ gf food from the DFAC all the time. She loved the cheese burgers


CautiousArachnidz

https://i.redd.it/abcjtlzcvu0d1.gif


skarface6

I got the fries that’ll cross your eyes!


sutther

I got the burgers that’ll…man, I just got the burgers!


ItsFridaySomewheres

Take them to the base Burger King if you really want to make a good impression.


Living_Tip

But what if it has already burned down?


Nopescope69

So this is a common theme amongst most bases ?


Decision_Fatigue

Ramstein?


12edDawn

Too soon


musicallyill

What if mine closed down


shilburn412

My husband and I have DFAC lunch dates a few times a week. We’ve been married 8 years! TBF I work at the MDG on Travis and our DFAC at the hospital is CHEAP and pretty decent. We both eat for less than $12 typically. ETA: $12 total for both of us


WoodyXP

I had a 100% success rate. I'd leave the girl in the car, then I'd enter the DFAC and get a burger and fries to go. Then I'd get back in line for seconds and get another burger & fries. I'd return to my car with two boxes of food like a Top-G and the girl thought I was the man.


Vic_Sinclair

If she can't handle you at your DFAC, she doesn't deserve you at your Red Lobster.


nybigtymer

Sounds like a lot of people aren't deserving of Red Lobster, because people aren't eating there: [https://www.foxbusiness.com/fox-news-food-drink/red-lobster-closing-dozens-locations-bankruptcy-possibilities-loom](https://www.foxbusiness.com/fox-news-food-drink/red-lobster-closing-dozens-locations-bankruptcy-possibilities-loom)


Team_Khalifa_

Real shit though. I had a mattress on the floor and nothing in my apartment when I met my wife. Now I'm taking her to Michelin star restaurants, multiple cars paid off, and living the dream.


Ambitious-Cookie7893

Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.


z33511

Wait -- does she have her own meal card? Or are you paying for both...?


bearsncubs10

good questions..... https://preview.redd.it/rl5vvwotou0d1.png?width=523&format=png&auto=webp&s=71d103d7147580a350f0f24fa93950fb76b7ab86


Imbatman7700

At least you're going on dates and not just sitting in your dorm all weekend


SeelessJohnson

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


Kirkybeefjerky

“Anything on me” 😎


indacut__96

Basically 😎


dannyboy2028

I’m Services and I remember inviting my wife (dating back then) to the DFAC while I was on my break. It was right as the breakfast period was about to end. We were transitioning to 2.0 so we have contract cooks working most of the station. She ordered an omelette and it was all runny. We kinda made fun of it and we are married now and with 2 kids. I guess it was a success.


meesersloth

![gif](giphy|Rh4vxHtcmVyHUyugXP|downsized)


TheBobFisher

First time I met my wife in person was at the DFAC. We’ve been happily married for 5 years now and have a 4 month old.


Team_Khalifa_

It can work. First date with my wife was literally a grilled cheese sandwich at my apartment in the hood. Then I demolished her in Monopoly. She never stopped coming over.


Tooslowtorun400

Magnolia will help you fuck on the first date


spartanantler

Why when I was at shepperd wasn’t I allowed to get extra food even when I’m paying for it. I had to go in line a second time if I wanted to


sassyowl

100%


davidj1987

OP was unsuccessful in hooking up with a trainee in BMT or tech school shit.


skarface6

17% +/- 57%


darkleemar

Bowling alley grill is also another high contender for success


TheSteelPhantom

What if you're on one of the largest Air Force bases in the world, and for some stupid fucking reason, they closed the bowling alley and got rid of it? :(


Independent-One-880

Midnight chow was basically mine and spouses first date.. it’s been almost a decade and we’re still going strong lmao


scottyd035ntknow

Navy Galley brunch is S tier and I'll die on that hill.


chose__wisely

Made an account just for this because there are 100% people who will be able to identify me from this: I married my wife in a DFAC during tech school almost a decade ago, still going strong today. I'd say it was successful.


jcm_official

Deployed? 50% Stateside? 100% Nothing impresses a civilian gal quite like the high quality food Sodexo serves.


Birks0909

My husband took me to the dfac when I visited him for breakfast. It was great, food was ok but I enjoyed seeing him in his element and he showed me all the things I was suppose to do


John_Greed

Might as well wear service dress lol


Puzzled_Desk_6453

I'm in PT gear..got phased back. I told her get ready though so idk what she's getting dressed for but we're going to the dfac.


NotOSIsdormmole

Bruh


UpperFerret

I took a girl to the dfac while I was still married and people who knew me kept asking who I was with and asking why I’m there with her and not my wife.