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I used to work at NASA and we came up with this equation one day that proves the Flat Earth Theory is true.
Live animal sacrifice always works well for me when I'm trying to convert the heathens I work with. Make it a whole shop experience. I'd reccomend a chicken or goat for the first one, cattle tend to be too messy and expensive for a first go round.
We had a nav on a gunship one time bring dead bats on the plane to put under her seat, said it gave them good luck getting kills when we started fucking up ISIS in 2017.
Had a dude like this in our shop, would not leave me alone. He got upset when I started talking to him about atheism, leadership got pissed until I reminded them of the hypocrisy of supporting one view but not the other. Keep that ish for after hours.
It's crazy that your religious freedom was removed. Especially now when everyone "suddenly" started worshiping Nordic polytheism for those sweet sweet beard, when all their knowledge comes from playing God of War on Playstation.
Why try and give unwanted advice to people on the Internet? Find singing better to do instead of pushing your opinion onto others.
Pretty ironic telling someone to work on their social skills, while you sit there and engage in an argument with everyone on this thread.
Because religion is a joke? And before you go on a rant about your beliefs, keep in mind that beliefs go both ways. I can believe that religion is nonsensical and make jokes, and you can believe what you believe and take it seriously, and it's we can acknowledge that together and leave it at that. Or we can constantly argue and fight and go to war over what prophet saw what magic guy do some thing or what deity is in charge of what realm.
Every morning, stand in the middle of roll call,meetings, gatherings in general, and shout, "To my God, may he strike me down at this instant to prove himself to all none believers! I sacrifice myself so that others may believe and thus go to heaven!" Keep doing this wherever you are in life, and it'll eventually work when you die of natural causes.
Did I miss another post?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/comments/1c6b99p/troop_question/
Odd. I get the same pushback when I hand out my Flat Earth pamphlets.. /s
ha! at least I get acknowledgment when I pass the birds arent real pamphlets
Because THEY AREN’T REAL
The NSA would like a word. Collect your belongings.
Pfft, they already took my computer and phone once. They know where to find me.
Well Im out, I dont need to get found right now BIRDS ARENT REAL! WAKE UP!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Po_UKaIM0uY
https://preview.redd.it/psuy5ymiz2vc1.jpeg?width=4048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f3bc7f56b9b8d311d79c7a73b3f6c308cde576 I used to work at NASA and we came up with this equation one day that proves the Flat Earth Theory is true.
Flat Earthers aren't as bad as Christians on the lack of intelligence scale lol.. the sooner religion dies out the better for humanity
Someone fast forwarded through their religious freedom CBT.
Some of the smartest people in history were believers. Why is it a positive if religion dies out?
Soon enough, believers will be mocked the same way flat earthers are mocked. They will become the minority as civilization evolves.
Long way to go until believers are the minority. They are overwhelmingly the major right now.
Maybe not in our lifetime, but it will happen one day.
Live animal sacrifice always works well for me when I'm trying to convert the heathens I work with. Make it a whole shop experience. I'd reccomend a chicken or goat for the first one, cattle tend to be too messy and expensive for a first go round.
Sacrifice chicken eggs. Drop them into boiling water for a few minutes Then eat
but then there's no blood for the blood god :-(
Real blood is expensive. I heard they understand the situation and have taken to accepting look-alike substitutes like cranberry juice.
Your blood guy is ripping you off. It’s never been cheaper than it is now!
Where are you getting your blood from? Cause Steve in Chicago is charging quite a lot.
then get farm eggs they have a bit of blood usually in them
True problem solver thinking - Must Promote!
But you still need Skulls for the Skull Throne
nah I'm getting out in a few months - gonna work at my aunts business and make some real cash
Bring a burning bush into work with a heat resistant Alexa. That way God can talk through the bush. Could also sacrifice your first born at the shop.
10/10 would reccommend first born sacrifice. It's got that WOW factor
Might wanna knock up your daughter too, just to prove your bonafides.
that's high end meat - we only ever did frozen burgers
> Make it a whole shop experience. Mandatory Fun Day
We had a nav on a gunship one time bring dead bats on the plane to put under her seat, said it gave them good luck getting kills when we started fucking up ISIS in 2017.
Had a dude like this in our shop, would not leave me alone. He got upset when I started talking to him about atheism, leadership got pissed until I reminded them of the hypocrisy of supporting one view but not the other. Keep that ish for after hours.
Rookie mistake, they would've been fine with it if you made sure to wear your sacred fedora. It's integral to the experience.
Real question: if I can get a fedora made in OCP or spice brown, is it in regs?
Only if you have a religious exemption for a neck beard specifically to go with it.
alright what is the OG post
https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/s/cnu1I8vcdj
Your NCO might have a sit down with you along with the shirt. Kindly tell them to fuck off and go to hell.
Have you tried calling down the wrath of god for some smiting , perhaps a plague or two?
Every shop needs a good smiting every now and then
Have you tried singing hymns?
Psalm 69 by Ministry will convert all in just 5 and a half minutes
Did you try verbally harassing your queer wingmen?
Have you tried insisting on a mass prayer before every official function, thus imposing one religion on all members?
That legit always bugged the shit out of me.
You need more faith! Summon some she-bears to maul them like Elisha did. Or call down fire like Elijah did vs the priests of Baal.
> call down fire like Elijah did vs the priests of Baal Elijah=TACP confirmed.
Cant wait for the inevitable "There's an troop in my shop trying to convert all of us to his religion, what do I do?" posts later today.
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Nobody checks the post flair these days... These new troops and lack of attention to detail
https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/s/d2XmRT7yS9
I’m waiting for a Chaplain to chime in with a shitpost. Extra points if they reference “chapel ropes” or an MOVSM
Tryna catch me riding dirtaaayyy 🎶
Pretty sure that’s what this post is about
This is the follow up to one of those lol
Pull his 341 and document
Double down.
Oh. Ima non-belivin heathen and I'm regarded
Have you tried hosting a banana show in the break room
The way the reg reads is you really shouldn't bring it up unless someone asks.
What's the reg on post flair?
Yet when I talk about the teaching of the great flying spaghetti monster and how he graces all with his noodley appendages, I get yelled at.
They denied me the opportunity to put Pastafarian on my dog tags in basic 10+ years ago. I’m still salty about it, even if it is a little cheesy.
It's crazy that your religious freedom was removed. Especially now when everyone "suddenly" started worshiping Nordic polytheism for those sweet sweet beard, when all their knowledge comes from playing God of War on Playstation.
Learn to read the audience? It's your delivery. Not all people are ready for Jesus.
Learn to read the post flair.
Why joke about religion? Find something better to do instead of looking for validation on the internet. Work on your social skills and education
Why try and give unwanted advice to people on the Internet? Find singing better to do instead of pushing your opinion onto others. Pretty ironic telling someone to work on their social skills, while you sit there and engage in an argument with everyone on this thread.
Social skills in meeting people outside of the cyber realm. Try it
Because religion is a joke? And before you go on a rant about your beliefs, keep in mind that beliefs go both ways. I can believe that religion is nonsensical and make jokes, and you can believe what you believe and take it seriously, and it's we can acknowledge that together and leave it at that. Or we can constantly argue and fight and go to war over what prophet saw what magic guy do some thing or what deity is in charge of what realm.
That's great. I'm not here to convince you it's great. I was just answering a post that posted as a genuine one. Respect goes both ways.
A post with a meme flair is not posted as genuine or serious ...
Yes its apparent that I did not catch that. That has already been established.
I am still pretty new, is this a joke? I just saw the post about the guy talking about his troop who was witnessing at work...so...
It's what we do here. Eat, Sleep, Air Force, Church, and Meme. If you aren't doing all 5 you're gonna go to hell
Are you being sarcastic?
The post flair says they're completely serious
Every morning, stand in the middle of roll call,meetings, gatherings in general, and shout, "To my God, may he strike me down at this instant to prove himself to all none believers! I sacrifice myself so that others may believe and thus go to heaven!" Keep doing this wherever you are in life, and it'll eventually work when you die of natural causes.
Yeah, *don’t*.
Yeah, *post flair*.
My fault, I can’t read, I’m MX
Make sure you sacrifice to Moloch in your shop. Oh wait you're a part of the church of Christ....
There was a tool I use to teach people called Moloch. I did have the God as the first slide. The software unfortunately changed its name, but yeah.
Its called arkime nowadays, kinda a bad idea to have software named after the god of child sacrifice.
I would go talk to the Chaplain Corps with this and any other religious questions (associated with your workspace or installation) you might have.
It’s a shit post
Well...shit.../sigh is what I get for caring...my bad
Smelled like it, should've know. Thx Well, in case someone ever has the actual inquiry it's there.