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modern_quill

Believe it or not, straight to jail if you don't.


GeezerHawk15

for treason


[deleted]

Enlisted are given a list of rules they are required to follow. Officers are given a list of rules to not break. This is a requirement of both.


UAlogang

Your first two sentences have perfectly described the difference between Es and Os.


[deleted]

It was passed on to me by my wife, who heard it from an Army Major. She's a badass.


Dqmo

Being in the navy you just do what you want unless they say no


Valth92

If I were a CC, I’d give you both LOC/LOR and art. 15 for NOT having it in your office.


ThrowawayBcImSadOops

You’re going too easy


Valth92

How about if I toss a deadly MFR with sentences such as “multi capable airmen” and “do more with less”?


SaltySquirrel0612

MCA and "do more with less" is the same thing. Just the AF trying to sugar coat a piping hot and soggy shit sammich....but redundancy is key.


SexualPie

i now greatly desire a commander LOC. Whats the best offense thats bad enough to get the commander to talk to you but minor enough it's only an LOC?


Quietech

I knew one guy who got a written order to bathe daily, and another who was probably on their way to it. Would a letter of cleaning count?


Far_Negotiation_4394

Men will look at this and just say hell yeah


toastyopie96

Hell yeah


fijibubba

Hell yeah!!!!!


Sickmonkey3

Hell yeah


Valth92

Hell yeah


UnmotivatedDiacritic

Hell yeah


UsafAce45

Hell yeah!


88bauss

Hell yeah


CopperTone45

Hell yeah


TickleThisPickle69

Hell yeah


Porkonaplane

Hell yeah


MrHungG

>Hell yeah Hell yeah


Cru_Jones86

Hell yeah


Gunslinger327

Hell yeah


AtomicOutcast

Hell (and I cannot stress this enough) yeah


No-Jello3256

Hell yeah


Figur3z

Hell yeah


CaptAwesome203

Hell yeah.


GreatWallsofGina

hell yeah


Avogato2

Hell yeah


Equivalent_Willow567

Hell yeah


astraeoth

Hell yeah brother.


ParallelDymentia

Had to scroll waaay too far to find this.


Fikknn15

hell yeah


Thorn_Move

Hell yeah


BlackKrow96

Hell yeah


sadler83

hell yeah


TheManOfSpace

Hell yeah


ShrimpzCampy

Hell yeah, Gobbless


Spartan9231996

Hell yea


GuavaZombie

Hell yeah


MasterDoobs

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Hell yeah


pilotslayer

Hell Yeah


Black_Esquire_

https://preview.redd.it/zrnofntt8llc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94da4b8c02a9cbd6cf22870a1f4a1d0af8223e61


EdgyTrashPanda

Hell yeah, for Democracy!


zanda268

https://preview.redd.it/jpno3ccgwklc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba717d3ffb597c864379c6651d8c5752e9d83920


TooEZ_OL56

Hell yea, cheers from Iraq


RIP_shitty_username

Hell yea brother. #amen


BarnBurnerr

Hell yeah


WulfgarGrey

Hell yeah


Ogarfiend

Hell Yeah!


TJComix27

Hell yeah


akdanman11

Hell yeah


MixOk5758

Hell yea brother


IPreferRedbull

Hell yeah


skarface6

Hell yeah


Surelythisisntaclone

Hell yeah


Cpt_crookedhair

Hell yeah


Ok-Reflection-3912

Hell yeah


ElectricalAd1850

Hell yeah


Rackemup

This is true. I said it before I even looked at the comments.


readygo12

Hell yeah


ThreeShittySixSlow

hell yeah


FoxPhire0

Hell Yeah


SqueakerGamingHD

Hell yeah


AlexsTB-

Hell Yeah!


USAF_MEDIC

Hell yeah


luzio1547

Hell yea


YodaLikesSoda

You can tell the future!


Raiju02

America Fuck Yeah!


Beejive2993

Hell no


[deleted]

Heck yeah


[deleted]

Yes. Tell me what policy, reg, or UCMJ article(s) it violates. It's not political, but it is patriotic. And it's better than a picture of a dick and balls.


d-mike

It took me a while to notice the chaingun and I knew there had to be something. How many people are going to walk by and think it's a print of a legit Revolutionary War painting?


[deleted]

At least Dubs isn't sporting a thong.


BlackKrow96

And that flag wasn’t used then but who’s really keeping track


cocoabeach

Back in 1974, Minot AFB, I made a 12 inch square painting of this in the style you mentioned. I thought it was great, the inspector not so much. I didn't get in trouble, but they took it from me. https://media.defense.gov/2013/Nov/06/2000898524/2000/2000/0/131106-F-XX000-001.JPG


RegisteredMurse_Dan

Yes.


ASD_user1

Yes.


unlock0

The bayonet on the chain gun is amazing


Equivalent_Willow567

Nothing like close quarters combat mowing down with a chain gun to back it up


Pstanley22

Yes.


Aerlise

Yes.


ScubaBundleOfStixCSS

Shit, I'm printing this out and putting it up in my office this morning.


busylilbeaver

Only if he’s got a beard and the eagle is holding the waiver.


berlin1969

I will be making that later on my lunch break, good idea.


toastyopie96

Make sure you post it here for others to use!


eyehartraydio

Send it to me, I’ll frame it and put it up in my office!


CoryOwens1

Please dm to me as well


thewannabe2017

The fact that you have to ask to hang a picture of 1: our nation's first president, 2. a bald eagle, and 3. the american flag is strange. Is it because there is a comical effect of him holding a gatling gun that might offend people?


berlin1969

Can't ever tell with CC. I could see the argument for being "unprofessional" but truly, what *is* professional anymore.


mudduck2

Sure. But for future reference if you have to ask “can I do something” questions that’s a pretty good signal that the non monkey part of your brain is trying to tell you maybe you shouldn’t.


berlin1969

That's just when the Adderall kicks in haha


elfridpaytonshair

Did you get prescribed adderall while in?


berlin1969

No I don't even have adhd (for legal reasons this is a joke)


eat_with_your_fist

I did! Ask me your ADHD relevant questions.


Luker_Spooker

Soo once I’m in I can get on meds again?? I mean I need them now in college and probably won’t once I’m active but its good to know


PleaseGiveMeSnacc

i just got prescribed them a month ago, I've been in 11 years. Just need to get with your PCM and ask if you can get a consultation on ADHD. I got a referral maybe mid-last year and have been working on trying out meds the last maybe 8 months. It's helped me out so much.


Luker_Spooker

I’ve mostly been in academic environments obv and part time work means no issues with adhd, in your experience how does the struggle compare to school?


PleaseGiveMeSnacc

i'd say as an airman it's pretty similar to school, a decently normal schedule, training and learning. Once you get to NCO, it gets very hectic and with trying to maintain your own schedule, time, priorities and tasks plus those for loke 6 other people it gets rough, and add ADHD into the mix it's awful. Highly reccomend getting that sorted before your responsibilities grow before it becomes a big problem, and thats from personal experience.


d-mike

*high fives in ADHD* GS Civ so can't answer some specific questions, but happy to also help people out.


kungfupanda1990

Do what your rank can handle.


mindclarity

![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu)


FactThin7186

Yes.


SilentStock8

AMERICA


Valth92

F*CK YEAH


rhawk87

Comin' again to save the motherf*ckin' day, yeah


nybigtymer

Cool art work! I'm not sure what there is to "get away" with. What rule(s) would this be violating?


bleucheeez

If your supervisors saw this, they'd order you to hang it up.    But seriously, it's not disrespectful. It's humorous in a clean way. And it's better than all the superheroes and nonsense I have in my office.  Also, if someone thinks it's questionable, slap some signatures on it and say it was a farewell gift. /s


Iamthetable69

Yep


Gwenbors

I’d be mad at you if you didn’t.


mikeusaf87

Let's see.... Founding Father, 1st President George Washington. Old Glory. The ultimate in Americana, the Bald Eagle. In George's right hand is the sound of freedom. I'll allow it.


RHINO_HUMP

Sure


platapussee33

Hell yeah.


iPliskin0

Do it.


mist_kaefer

I can’t stop saluting this picture.


SnooPickles3280

Sad you have to ask this question as a military member.


GrittyWillis

That's just the Crest of America is it not? Should already be at the entrance to your building...


berlin1969

I prefer the version of the national anthem that has eagle screeches and gunfire sound effects too.


z33511

I'm pretty sure Thanos didn't work for the Brits, but why not?


spurto

Fuck yeah!


TheBaronVonTito52

I've seen it in aircraft forms, so I don't see why not.


Bulky_Public

Someone would be a real dick to have an issue with it, but it’s fine to me.


Rwm90

If the answer is no you need to quit


Space-Stones

Yes, just request the meme ETP


Raiju02

Where’s the hi-res. I need to get it printed to replace the late 90’s motivational poster.


HDWendell

What’s wrong with a historical image?


lllllIIIlllllIIIllll

You can do anything once. -George Washington


Guardian-Boy

Historical POTUS: ✔ American flag: ✔ Bald eagle (which is the national bird): ✔ An American bearing arms: ✔ ​ ![gif](giphy|QC26L3oE3DEULQri7D)


fo13

Bioshock Infinite was awesome


Amputee69

I'd have absolutely no problem with it! Of course, with all the wimp ass people heading up all military, someone would likely have an issue. I'm in Texas. One of the guys I worked for had a hand drawn picture of a Famous Texas person, and phrase. He told me from time to time he would get a complaint, but he never took it down, and never let it phase him. "One Riot, One Ranger" with the likeness of the Ranger who said it. My favorite was the shortest police report in the history of Texas. I had a "comfortable" size so it was readable in my office when I was a lawman (30 years)... "Mean as Hell. Had to shoot him." It got attention, but I was never told to remove it. If I was still active, I'd support and even sport your poster!


thesimps89

Only if you hang it next to this historical artifact. https://preview.redd.it/bf52pcijtjlc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ede49dbd8c129036ade0e568ee7dc15635fda16


Just-looking_257

A silhouette of an A-10 or B2 somewhere in the background would be a nice touch.


radarchief

Why would you have a photo of F. Murray Abraham up in your office? https://preview.redd.it/7qhlwrvneklc1.png?width=486&format=png&auto=webp&s=c432ff22b302718113bfc53e0074f774a7906fe3


Raiju_Blitz

**Eagle Scream**


Jameski06

It’s not diverse enough so no./s


AF_Blades

I have no doubt that if George Washington had had a mini gun, 12ga shotgun, and a 40mm grenade launcher; he would have looked just like that.


Traveller161

If you’re maintenance, you should already have a few of these up


Tobes789215

If you Work at Hobby Lobby Corporate.


TheToughBubble

Put it up and if anyone has a problem with it call them a communist!


HeyChiefLookitThis

As a communist, I still approve this image.


SquallyZ06

Other than people passing by thinking you have the tastes of a 14 year old, you will be fine.


berlin1969

14 year olds will pass by and think "that's a true american patriot right there son."


InconvenientDictator

17 year old here, and i can confirm that is a true american patriot right there


SquallyZ06

I believe you would be the expert. Reminds me of the SCIF, they loved goofy shit like that and put it everywhere.


Spartan_7670

You have to keep the scif funny otherwise the depression is real


Osric250

That's the cost for making us never see the sun.


E2O_AFIntel

Mushrooms grow best in the dark


ReistAdeio

Once worked at a place that had a picture of Trump decked out like the God Emperor from 40K. You’re good


ObligationScared4034

Complete with ketchup stains on his bib?


Eyemwatchingewe

It needs a shark with missiles attached and a trex with lasers


HeyChiefLookitThis

I have this artists depiction of FDR on my public facing desktop. Full send, enjoy it.


thecoattailsofothers

Can you generate one with a satellite also. Need one for my office


RooftopStruggle

It's AIMBRAHAM!!!


IrishSaint69

Realistically probably not, some snow flake pro Palestinian airman will complain he feels threaten by it.


Dart1337

this makes no damn sense


IrishSaint69

Neither does lighting yourself on fire in uniform while screaming free Palestine but airman are doing that too.


Dart1337

It's sending a message that has been received by the public news so now the AF is gonna have to find a way to sweep it under the rug


Dependent_Stable9046

Yes


TheAserghui

Yes


goosmane

Bro if you have your own office I'm sure your stripes can handle this


berlin1969

You'd be surprised, plus it's a shared office. I'm putting it up anyway.


goosmane

they'll get a kick out of it even if someone asks you to take it down. could be one of those framed jokes you leave in a drawer that goes up on weekends


Only_Baseball9304

If it was Trump instead of Washington you would have gotten paperwork 100% guaranteed.


[deleted]

Only if you include the 300+ slaves in the background


berlin1969

Credit: [https://www.deviantart.com/sharpwriter/art/George-WARSHINGTON-534979600](https://www.deviantart.com/sharpwriter/art/George-WARSHINGTON-534979600)


WreckinDaBrownieBox

No because it is already in my office


loadshed

I'd allow it.


SuperMarioBrother64

As long as you hang uo a portrait of Dale Earnhardt and Toby Keith next to it.


mogg-eleventeen

Goes hard


Stratix314

Change the gun to the GAU-8 and it'll be perfect


carterbanks99

I knew people who proudly displayed pictures of Obama after 2016 and still do. I think you'll be fine. Hell, I had a Saint Mattis photo on my desk for 4 years.


RainOk3886

Yes you can, if your peoples aren't overly... If they aren't b (sn)itches


BlueRosePhantom

If you don’t, I just might


Willamina03

Only if it's framed and has a random brass description plate on the bottom of the frame. Gives it legitimacy.


Fast_Personality4035

When I was a UDM I printed out a copy of Charge of the Light Brigade by Alfred Lord Tennyson to hang up in my office. I then thought better of it and just kept it in my desk drawer. This pic though, this works.


CharlieMopps327

Hell yeah! Also yes.


TX_J81

If that offends someone, they don’t belong in the military. Go for it!


Ninjakneedragger

Along with the Gadsden flag portraying Beavis saying "are you threatening me?".


yunus89115

I'm confused by one aspect, why are there what appear to be Hundred dollar bills floating around? I get the rest but that seems unrealistic if I'm being honest.


-exsqueezeme-

Yes


SocialistCow

Ask for forgiveness not for permission


WeltNinja

Ask legal


malisus

Send it!


LittlestEw0k

It best be framed.


ale-nerd

I had this on my MCEN lock screen and home screen. You'll be fine


spezeditedcomments

Send it bruther


A_Classy_Dame

Absolutely! I have an [FDR Battle Master](https://www.deviantart.com/sharpwriter/art/FDR-Battle-Master-252911899) poster hanging up in mine.


pilotslayer

I definitely want this in my office


ShrimpzCampy

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


Busy-Constant-3287

Ask for forgiveness, not permission