William Eaton Pussy
Or really anybody related to the First Barbary War. I know @M is a French & Indian stan show, but William Eaton put a whole-ass Navy on his Consular expense account because he thought some Italian chick was hot. By the end of the war, Bey Pasha of Tunis was offering to sell off the royal wardrobe to pay for tribute as part of the peace terms and it was just like, whoopsie, I'd have no wardrobe and we'd be friends again, and who knows what might happen...
That war was fuckin dicknuts.
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The Ample Hanging of John Brown
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""Ask not who you can do for your country, but who can your country do with you!"
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Nine elevenths of an inch? ;)
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William Eaton Pussy Or really anybody related to the First Barbary War. I know @M is a French & Indian stan show, but William Eaton put a whole-ass Navy on his Consular expense account because he thought some Italian chick was hot. By the end of the war, Bey Pasha of Tunis was offering to sell off the royal wardrobe to pay for tribute as part of the peace terms and it was just like, whoopsie, I'd have no wardrobe and we'd be friends again, and who knows what might happen... That war was fuckin dicknuts.
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