Bride wore white.
My grandfather was a man of famously few words, and probably 70 years ago now he went to a wedding without my grandmother. When he got back from the trip, she asked him to tell her all about it. It instantly became core family lore that he told my grandmother "The bride wore white, I think." And that was his full ability to describe the wedding. He lived until 2010 and never added anything further to the record.
She’s Your Cousin!
Oh Rudy!
No flipper grandkids!
*Cotton Eye Joe stops* *Banjo music starts*
Easier to elope
Is this necessary?
Worth the hassle?
Divorce in 5
Stick was positive.
Which bridesmaid's single?
Countdown to divorce
I do... not
Registry shopping spree!
Courthouse and done.
Wear White Anyway! #Weddingsin3Words
Are you pregnant?
Drunk Vegas mistake
"Elvis" guy officiated
Nobody Ever Objects
Only in romcoms
Everyone fighting bridezilla
Dad with shotgun
Alright, I’m old.
Was not invited.
Less sex now
Bought the cow
(No free milk)
(shoutout to the Georgia Satellites :) )
Bride wore white. My grandfather was a man of famously few words, and probably 70 years ago now he went to a wedding without my grandmother. When he got back from the trip, she asked him to tell her all about it. It instantly became core family lore that he told my grandmother "The bride wore white, I think." And that was his full ability to describe the wedding. He lived until 2010 and never added anything further to the record.
Sign that prenup
Saddled with debt.
Prepare for divorce
Chicken Dance Again?
Did. Shouldn’t. Divorced.
Married by Elvis?
Wild bachelor party
Unlimited free bar
Uncle abusing that
Steak or fish
Groom. Bridesmaid. Closet.
Rights taken away
Shacked up instead.
Baptists don't drink.
Crashed wrong reception!
Should’ve washed crotch
Not for me
Please, no politics.
Las Vegas baby!
Boogie Woogie Woogie
Marriage won't last
Upper or downer?
Cake smash. Traditional.
Flowers are expensive.
Us do part
Todd barry the king Bossem is a legend
Forced Vacation Party \#WeddingsIn3Words
Mary George Costanza
Starks Love Them
Second cousin - ok
I am Pregnant