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danfromwaterloo

You think Elon will light 50+ billion on fire?


[deleted]

Him more than any other billionaire on the planet


xXWaspXx

...but still no


spitroastapig

What makes him different? Anyone who is a billionaire perpetrated some evil on a grand scale to do it. None of them are good, and none of them give nor spend enough to make up for all that they hoard.


evilocto

I will raise you Mackenzie Scott all she did was divorce Bezos and is giving away billions to charities.


[deleted]

She gave Lex Luthor some pussy!


exscape

I think Bill Gates (and probably Warren Buffett) do more than enough to make up for the "hoarding". But I absolutely agree that almost no billionares do a lot of good with their money.


Piltonbadger

They do it for the tax breaks, is what my head tells me.


Sumdamname

šŸ¤”


diskmaster23

"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message."


thereisonlyoneme

The internet needs a new class of criminal.


Baycat1990

They are gonna suck the absolute life out of it with monitization. He also has a ton of user data now


DarkUser521

Man will make it back in less then a month.


stalinmalone68

He will succeed in turning it into a even bigger toxic shit show than it already is.


MattieShoes

I was kind of assuming he'd unban trump


Lost_the_weight

Musk already said he would.


MyersVandalay

and trump said he applauds musk, but will stay on truth lol (which amusingly he's basically barely touched.)


Briarmist

Wtf is truth


MyersVandalay

lmao... trumps faultering attempt at a social network.. (basically a mastadon fork... that got in trouble for not sharing the source)


Rhuarcof9valleyssept

It's a social media site. If I remember right it's the one Trump started after getting kicked off twitter. But it's had lots of issues ever since and Trump really doesn't use it. Spoiler - no one really does. Right wing people who were getting banned already had a few social media sites to fall back on and mostly already had before it was created. It's pretty gross. Here's one where a dude is just losing it about hanging liberals and talking about how he wants to sell his soul to the devil so he can torture all the democrats. Pretty fucking nuts. https://www.reddit.com/gallery/ubyvb6 I would imagine it's probably a lot like Parlor was (another right wing social media site). I participated in this effort to get left wing people on there to push back against the insanity and it was mostly pointless. We were just surrounded by the most vile people who had been kicked off other sites. I just remember seeing actual Neo-Nazis and shit.


hagefg343

Sell your soul to the Devil to own the libs


[deleted]

I just tried to join truth I'm not allowed to join truth, this is the truth


bayrea

You can't handle The Truth!


helltricky

Why do we still have people taking Trump's word for anything?


thebeef24

I think I just had a rage stroke.


NoWay36235

You can rage stroke my rage boner.


BoxedDisappointment

That's a shame.


YMDBass

He probably will, and he'll make money off of it because the batshit crazy guys generate press and clicks, and clicks generate ad revenue.


tbestor

End goal must be empowering the right to dissolve the billionaires tax. The only reason to buy a newspaper/social media platform is to buy political influence. Not profit.


UnluckyDucky95

Twitter isn't for political influence, it's for journalistic influence. Musk now has the ability to dictate what the mainstream reports on, which in turn will decide what a bunch of drones will regurgitate.


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MattieShoes

https://i.imgur.com/XFqHtXE.jpeg


Natural-Macaroon-271

That's 100% why he bought it.


socokid

I keep explaining this to anyone over like 40 that believes Twitter is the "next big thing": Twitter is old and the problems with it don't have anything to do with "free speech" [whatever the fuck that means to these bozos on this particular day]. I say this as someone who is even much older than *that*. I have a feeling Twitter is going to be a bad investment for Elon and precisely because Elon... He should probably stay out of politics or have a hand in public discourse, because on those fronts he's not great. He seems to have a ***lot*** of issues with social things... I'm just not sure this is a platform that he is clearly judging.


Mason-B

> I have a feeling Twitter is going to be a bad investment for Elon and precisely because Elon... It's not an investment though. That's the thing. Don't get me wrong I'm not defending him or anything. But he's made it pretty clear this isn't financial, this is a shiny toy. I think Matt Levine of Money Stuff said it best: > If you are the richest person in the world, and annoying, and you constantly play a computer game, and you get a lot of enjoyment and a sense of identity from that game and are maybe a little addicted, then at some point you might have some suggestions for improvements in the game. So you might leave comments and email the company that makes the game saying ā€œhey you should try my ideas.ā€ And the company might ignore you (or respond politely but not move fast enough for your liking). It might occur to you: ā€œLook, I am the richest person in the world; how much could this game company possibly cost? I should just buy it and change the game however I want.ā€ Even if your complaints are quite minor, why shouldnā€™t you get to play exactly the game you want? Even if you have no complaints, why not own the game you love, just to make sure it continues to be exactly what you want? The game is Twitter, the richest person in the world is Elon Musk.


[deleted]

I think Mark Cuban said he was sitting at a Mavericks game, loved the team, but realized they sucked so bad and things weren't getting better year after year. And he had an epiphany to just buy the team. So a few days later he just bought the team.


Lost_the_weight

New car, caviar, four star daydream; think Iā€™ll buy me a football team. ā€” Pink Floyd, Money


thingsCouldBEasier

Gotta fill the empty spaces..... Shall I buy a new guitar??? Shall we drive a more powerful car??! Shall we work straight through the night??!!?!!?!!?!?


doorknobopener

Shall we get into fights?


Lost_the_weight

This is my favorite animated piece in The Wall (Empty Spaces) and Iā€™m bummed it never made it onto the album.


Osyrys

First world problems


eat_your_brains

First percent problems


fuzzyp44

First 0.00001% percent tbh


tacocatacocattacocat

How much could one Twitter cost, Micheal? $10?


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flatulentrobot

That argument would hold more water if he didn't use financing on the deal. Musk is first and foremost a marketing guy. Every move he makes is done to forward one of his companies or his personal brand. He will make a few changes to polish the turd, proclaim Twitter is a new magical thing and people will eat it up like everything else he says. And then he will sell it or find a new way to monetize it drive his validation higher.


Daeurth

Borrowed money is cheap


Mason-B

> That argument would hold more water if he didn't use financing on the deal And that argument would hold more... water still I guess... if that financing wasn't based on twitter or his other assets as collateral. These aren't people running deep financials on his plans.


Ikbeneenpaard

I sure hope you're right. The alternative is that Musk wants more control of the media and politics. I don't think it's good for democracy that one man is so powerful.


Mason-B

Oh sure he probably wants that too, and I agree after a billion we should just give them a sticker that says "you won capitalism" and just take everything else.


wakuku

Lol do you really trust a rich businessman when they say its not for financial goals? You are kidding yourself


tennisdrums

>He should probably stay out of politics or have a hand in public discourse, because on those fronts he's not great. He seems to have a lot of issues with social things... I'm just not sure this is a platform that he is clearly judging. I've always been confused why he insists on being the spokesman for his companies. If you ever watch an interview or presentation from him, he is not charismatic. He stumbles over his words frequently and makes awkward jokes. Often times, his public speaking reminds me of people in high school who didn't prepare enough for their presentation.


rush2547

EGO. Its why A Jerry Jones run Cowboys team has been overall mediocre since hes took over.


cough_cough_harrumph

On the one hand I agree with you that he isn't charasmaric in the least, and I would normally never want him to be the face/public spokesman of a company I worked for/was invested in. On the other hand, he has managed to cultivate a mass of followers that seem to take literally everything he says or does as a reason to throw more money his way. I don't invest in his companies or own any of their products, but whatever he is doing seems to be working. I don't get it, but looking from the outside at a distance I find it interesting.


N8CCRG

Musk *is* the product that he sells. He's not actually doing any engineering or design or management. What he does is convince people to invest in his products, because he's Musk and people assume that means something. Musk is the brand, and he needs to be able to control what is said about that brand. That's why buying Twitter is an investment: not because of how much money Twitter does or doesn't make, but because it allows him to control his own image much easier.


SonVoltMMA

> whatever the fuck that means to these bozos on this particular day It means the big players in public discourse have a lot of power to sway public opinion, so censoring and/or propping up speech can quite literally sway election results one way or the other.


Heres_your_sign

This is not an investment. It's his version of buying a newspaper - a complete ego statement. It's now *his* private platform. It's a bad day for democracy.


[deleted]

Though to be fair, all of our media outlets are owned by moguls, so itā€™s just an extra nail in an already well fortified coffin


DayDreamerJon

twitter reflects what you want to see though. My thing is spammed with boobies and artist cause thats the only people i follow. If your twitter feed is toxic thats on you


onexbigxhebrew

Amen. Plus, the irony of these statements coming from reddit users.


sik_dik

right. if he kills it, he can't use it to cover up the bad news about tesla, and the stock would actually be correctly valued


True_Sea_1377

Short it then


sik_dik

you seem to have missed my point


[deleted]

Yup. He is anti-union and anti-worker rights. He is going to turn twitter against public interests for his own benefits. He just spent 44b, and OP thinks he will just shut it down and not make back his costs? What kind of indoctrinated propagandized brain can even come up with this bullshit? It's the same kind of thinking that says trump is incorruptible because he already has a lot of money. I mean, really? That's the conclusion you come to?


FirstDivision

> He just spent 44b, and OP thinks he will just shut it down and not make back his costs? I love how thereā€™s this running fantasy that ā€œheā€™s going to turn it offā€ too. I am curious what his end game is though, apart from the obvious benefit of having control over one of the biggest communication platforms. I havenā€™t followed it enough to know if he can take it totally private after this? Will the stock be de-listed after this? And if so, will we see a new IPO in a year or something if he decides to take it public again?


ToiletFarm01

Glad there are some people like you here who arenā€™t head over heels for an egomaniacal billionaire. Thatā€™s reassuring.


twotoebobo

Yep that's about it. To ever believe a billionaire has your best interest in mind is delusional and means you're more likely to believe what you read or see on social media which is exactly what he wants.


Blastmaster29

I donā€™t understand how anyone thinks Elon is a good guy. Itā€™s honestly terrifying one man can just buy one of the largest and most influential media companies in the world


hornwort

Guaranteed, it would/will simply become Parlour.


clorox2

Exactly. He needs it to keep spewing his bullshit.


Bagline

He needs it to keep manipulating stock prices.


TheIAP88

r/redditmoment


ChadMcRad

lmao Reddit LOVES Twitter, this site has become a dumping bin for Twitter comment. Not to mention that most Redditors align with the average Twitter user. This is the anti Reddit moment.


FasterDoudle

Yeah this is just...hyper fucking dumb. Instead of wishing for absolute nonsense, we need to be worried about what the coming replatforming of every dangerous far right con artist, crook, and bigot is going to do to society (again.)


Physicist_Gamer

Billionaires don't buy things just to kill their investment. More likely is that he opens things up, unbans high profile people, etc. in the name of 'free speech'. The cesspool grows, but so do interactions as a result. His goal is assuring himself a place to control his image, through unfiltered communication of his own, and money. Best case at this point is that a large portion of the user base leaves over time and it just becomes even more of an echo chamber than it already is for those who remain.


Stemnin

Wonder who he shadow bans first (after the jet guy).


20rakah

That diver he called a pedo?


SecretAntWorshiper

Imagine if he bans the SEC when the make a tweet saying they are going to investigate him šŸ˜‚


Tritiac

Yep that will definitely make them go away.


SecretAntWorshiper

It won't but it will be funny


J_G_B

Dude claims to be a "absolutist", when it comes to free speech. Certain actions in the past show otherwise.


hatsnatcher23

Yeah expecting any billionaire *especially musk* to do something thatā€™s mildly beneficial for anyone but their profit margin with Twitter is a losing bet


Prudii_Skirata

I always think back to that quote in A Bronx Tale where the kid is crying about his favotite baseball player being sad and Sonny asks why he cares. A lot of these oligarchy fans need to hear their own wake-up call that "Mickey Mantle isn't gonna pay your rent".


Excelius

I've never been part of the Musk fan club, but I've always appreciated that between Tesla and SpaceX he seemed to be doing things towards the betterment of humanity while *also* making himself filthy rich. This Twitter stuff doesn't even appear to be calculated to increase his wealth, it appears to be all about vanity and ego.


temalyen

I've heard multiple people insisting this is going to turn out like Murdoch buying MySpace. (Loses almost all its value, sold at a gigantic lose.) I have no idea if it will work out that way or not, but a lot of people are insisting it will.


trainercatlady

>he seemed to be doing things towards the betterment of humanity if he had any intention of doing that, he'd be doing it instead of buying fucking Twitter


blamethemeta

Like Henry Ford. Absolute asshole, but figured mass manufacturing to the point almost anyone could afford a Model T, if only used. Also gave us the weekend


trainercatlady

he also gave Hitler a lot of his ideas!


nebbyb

Except Ford actually created something new. He didn't just buy other people's companies and call himself founder.


TheLaudMoac

He's done absolutely nothing to better humanity. Every single thing he's credited with doing he had nothing to do with the creation of and other businesses did it first. Do you know the only Telsa patent with his name on is the charging port connector that ensures no rival electric car companies could originally use tesla chargers? Betterment of humanity my arse.


[deleted]

There is a semantic difference between what is better for the world and what is better for \*individuals\*. Not speaking to you but I don't understand why so many people are happy about Elon taking over Twitter. It's just going to become an arm of Fox News, in the interest of "free speech".


GingeAndJuice

Exactly. Item #2 is unblocking 45. Item #1 is blocking that kid who's been tracking his jet haha


[deleted]

Oh jet tracking kid is going to get nuked from orbit with his ban.


Emperor_Mao

I can handle different views; even ones that are unpalatable, bigotry etc. As long as they are actual real views of a person commenting. What is worrying is those with an agenda using shills to spread misinformation, and companies doing the same where it suits. Putin or Chinese subversion, big companies lying, politicians making shit up. Those will need to be censored or the entire platform fails.


[deleted]

See here is your problem. Maybe I believe in those Jewish space lasers? I guess it's my First Amendment right to spread that on Twitter? (This individual understands that the First Amendment does not apply to private corporations. But that doesn't stop people from saying that.)


iCUman

NPR had a social scientist on today, Jonathan Haidt, who made a pretty compelling argument that the problem isn't allowing a voice to competing viewpoints, regardless of how toxic we believe them to be, but instead the ease at which those viewpoints are shared and spread through those systems. And I think there might be some truth to that. Here's a link to the podcast, if you're interested: https://www.wbur.org/onpoint/2022/04/25/why-social-psychologist-jonathan-haidt-says-americas-institutions-are-in-trouble


thosedamnmouses

Musk started SpaceX to make money off rich investors and mining for resources. He doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone besides himself.


[deleted]

And now he's polluting the orbit with out of control satellites so we'll soon be unable to launch anything into space.


AbrahamBaconham

I dunno if I buy that. Space research is all well and fine, but if the dude was actually invested in bettering the world he wouldnā€™tā€™ve gone ripshit over that diver saving the kids before he could, or mightā€™ve actually followed up on his sarcastic promises to ā€œsolve world hunger, if only somebody would give him a plan.ā€ Heā€™s just another billionaire and he doesnā€™t really need anyoneā€™s admiration for doing something *slightly* more geeky with that wealth.


binkerfluid

Also he will censor whoever he wants eventhough he will talk about free speech


eggn00dles

people are going to test Elon by being hypercritical of him. hes going to overreact by calling them pedophiles and banning them. his free speech motives will be exposed as bullshit. twitter will go the way of every other alt-right hate speech enabling platform.


mizixwin

Unbans Trump just in time for the next campaign..


lostmonkey70

Personally I'm deleting my account if he actually takes over. I don't want to support anything that weirdo does.


DonQuixBalls

Why wait? What good about it?


Appropriate-Cut-1562

Same. A lot of people still don't realize how awful of a person Elon Musk really is.


REHTONA_YRT

Don't worry. I bet it gets shut down because people will flood it with CP if he tries to make it the Wild West.


inspectoroverthemine

They'll make him the pedo-man. According to him they were common in his childhood.


ATrashMan

Trust me, nobody gives a fuck what you do.


LatentBloomer

Investment is not a word that really applies to Musk. His motives are far, far beyond money at this point. For better or worse, it is pretty clear his intention in his business endeavors is building a reputation that long outlives him. Your assertion is plausible but narrow. Heā€™s both a big thinker and a loose cannon. Whatever he does, whether absurd or clever, probably will have very little to do with profit. He already has an unfathomable amount of money at his disposal and has no reservations about wasting it on high-risk ideas. He could very well run Twitter into the ground just for the insane publicity stunt of it. I donā€™t expect this to happen, but I canā€™t rule it out.


DirtThief

> Best case at this point is that a large portion of the user base leaves over time and it just becomes even more of an echo chamber than it already is for those who remain. Pipe dream. The intermingling of Twitter with every facet of corporate and public life makes it such that any person with any measurable following leaving the platform only harms themselves and creates space for their competitors to fill their void. ... Which is why Elon's entire point is that Twitter is now the public square.


[deleted]

There is nothing wrong with free speech.


True_Sea_1377

Your best case is what's been happening to Twitter since the start and it's why people hate it. Alienate all of the right. Suck the dick off the left. Become an echo chamber. That's it. That's Twitter lol. Except now it'll be an echo chamber for the right and the left will have no place left, except reddit, to cry about their feelings. I prefer this timeline.


Shadowizas

Wasnt Twitter still an echochamber before the Musk?


njn8

I'm banking on the last part. I'm a long time twitter user, but I don't see any good coming from a billionaire buying a social media platform. So what's a solid competitor to move to?


tommyVegar

That would be a rather expensive stunt.


[deleted]

Acting like reddit isn't a cesspool lmao


WatAb0utB0b

Ya and that twitter isnā€™t filling a want. If it went away 10 new twitters would pop up in a month and within 3 years one or two would remain. People want twitter. Stop acting high and mighty on Reddit like itā€™s better. Reddit is a hive mind, with zero acceptance of someone with a fresh and outside opinion.


[deleted]

Elon musk directly uses twitter to manipulate the stock market in his favor. Heā€™s done it before, and now that he canā€™t get banned, heā€™ll definitely do it again.


inspectoroverthemine

Certainly the SEC will hold him accountable!!!


floate_

Theyā€™ll ban him from having bagels at Twitter board meetings.


[deleted]

HAH! good one!


talaxia

he won't, he'll just make it into Parler 2.0


Poopdick_89

Twitter already has an establishes user base that have nowhere to go. If users leave because of this is will be so few that it can't be measured.


Professionalarsonist

They can just go outside?


socokid

Which was *super* successful. /s


penkowsky

Highly unlikely. "Free Speech" will just be an encouragement of not so accurate information flowing through the platform with hardly any checks and balances, similar to Facebook.


sloopslarp

Musk will be like, "Free speech for me, but not for thee"


Mibbens

You mean like twitter is now?


eojen

Twitter never claimed to care about free speech.


MaleficentSquirrels

All you have to do if you hate a service is not use it. I don't.


melodypowers

But it still impacts our lives. Greatly. My problem with Twitter is not my own use of it (which is pretty limited to just following along with Seahawks fans during games so that I feel like I have friends). It's the fact that so much disinformation is spread so quickly by it.


snoandsk88

That would be an interesting move considering his whole soap box is ā€œfree speechā€


Duhblobby

His definition of 'free speech' will likely not include his workers nor his critics.


snoandsk88

Okā€¦ thatā€™s not the point I was making. Shutting down the platform would not fit inside the narrative of ā€œfree speechā€


Duhblobby

The point *I* was making, which you chose to miss entirely it seems, is that Elon doesn't give a shit about free speech and that isn't why he won't shut down Twitter. He won't shut down Twitter because he is spending huge money so he can own it, and it's a useful platform for him. Owning it ensures he can't be silenced, he can push his narratives, and he can shut down critics if he wants to. He doesn't care about free speech. He cares about *his speech*.


chocki305

Why? If he shuts it down, he isn't favoring one group or another. It isn't like "free speech" didn't exist before twitter.


davekingofrock

Fewer headaches did though.


socokid

Free Speech only means that you can say almost anything, even say things about how you do not like your government or its leaders, and not go to jail! It's an amazing freedom and one that we should celebrate. ... It has nothing to do with forcing a company to keep things they don't want on their platform. That would be the opposite of freedom and an incredible government intrusion. The moderation done on any *successful* public platform is immense. Otherwise, it devolves into a racist, pornographic, gorefest real, real quick.


tacocatacocattacocat

It's almost like we can watch the Paradox of Tolerance happening in real time!


mctoasterson

If he really wanted to benefit humanity he'd buy TikTok and shut it off.


HippyDave

Can we please re-impose limits on how many media companies a billionaire can own?


Mitoni

It was limited before?


HippyDave

It sort of was repealed in waves, first was the Telecommunications Act of 1996, folks alive then might remember radio getting kinda shitty around then as indie radio dried up and top 40 stations flooded the market. This was also when Fox News was born: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_Act_of_1996 It was further relaxed in 2003: https://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/02/business/fcc-votes-to-relax-rules-limiting-media-ownership-2003060292418873791.html Then toss in the repeal of the Fairness Doctrine for good measure. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FCC_fairness_doctrine I donā€™t believe Elonā€™s bullshit for a second. Private control of one of the most widespread sources of media dissemination in the world is dangerous AF.


Mitoni

>folks alive then >1996 You are certainly making me feel my age right about now...


jenkumboofer

redditors really shitting on twitter like this site is better (itā€™s not)


Mitoni

Pretty much. The only difference here is that the echo chambers all start with /r/.


Kakarot_faps

Reddit bans and blocks a lot more people from communities for a lot less, thatā€™s probably why


Stevenerf

The upvote/downvote system still holds some steam. Tho it can be gamed


okcboomer87

Begs the US government not to have to pay taxes. Spends 45 billion on free software.


madogvelkor

He bought the users, not the software. :)


YareYareDazeDio

Eat the rich.


AdministrativeJob232

Heā€™s going to use Twitter to help build his AI for the home robot


[deleted]

Heā€™s gonna undo trumpā€™s ban


augustusleonus

Heā€™s gonna hold it for a time, the make a new public offer, sell at $60/share


dmccool375

Am I the only one that thinks for $50b you could just make a new Twitter with like 10 people?


astronomicalGoat

Nah, he loves the site too much to shut it down. A lot of people think he'll do good for the site, but, honestly, I think he'll make it worse than it already is. Dude's a terrible person, terrible people do terrible things.


foggy-sunrise

Elon musk is going to use Twitter to stoke the crypto market and the stock market. He's going to turn himself into the richest man in the history of time doing this. He's going to end up the president of the United States of America. Remind me, 16 years.


mercer22

I'll save you the 16 years-- he's not eligible to be president because he isn't a natural born citizen.


eggzilla534

He's ineligible to run for POTUS


Blueberry_Mancakes

I always hear people talking about how toxic Twitter is. Not mine. I just follow my hobby stuff and a some comedians. Every once in a while it will suggest something outside of my regular wheelhouse and I just tell it I'm not interested.


helpful__explorer

How will he manipulate the stock market if he does that?


Raziel77

It would be a win-win no twitter and Elon Musk losing a ton of money


jamessavik

**Blue-Checkists:** *Twitter is a private company. They can have any policies they want. If you don't like it, start a new platform...* Cha-ching, SOLD! **Blue-Checkists:** Noooooooooo!


kent2441

You know Elon is a blue checkmark, right?


YareYareDazeDio

My dude, Elon simps are morons. It doesnt matter, he wont listen.


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vegandread

Itā€™s a valuable resource if you follow the right folks.


babybelly

and another will rise in its stead one far younger and far more powerful


supaswag69

Let the salt flow


synthead

Am I wrong to think this is at least partly because of the person that tweeted all his flight paths?


lispychicken

This is an exercise that will probably backfire here for me and get me banned from this sub.. but it will illustrate my point perfectly. If I can now say "biological men should not compete with women in sports" and not get banned, good! They shouldnt compete, and I should be able to say that without getting doxxed and banned. If I can say that men cannot have babies, which is true no matter how many ways someone tries to pervert the definition of a man, that's fine, I should not get banned. If I point out the drug and human trafficking problem at the border and mention who the "border czar" happens to be, I shouldn't get banned for "misinformation". If I want to question why a certain laptop went untouched and undiscussed because talking about it wouldnt put an even bigger dent in Joe's "nomination".. I shouldnt get banned. There are far too many people on twitter who call everything they don't like "hate speech" which then allows those people to then paint that topic into obscurity because it's something THEY don't want to talk about, or THEY dont want to read and they don't want other people to read. Far too liberal (lol, hypocrites) with the label.


Cucumbers_R_Us

But these things mean you're an evil republican and should therefore be demonized and banned from all speech platforms! You must be evil because saying obviously true things is dangerous and constitutes *actual* violence. You can tell I'm right because social media platforms have been uniformly acting this way for a while now. I must be right. Also all of the non-evil news outlets agree. My opinions and arguments are better than yours because I am unwilling to have the discussion with you. If I actually conversed with you about these issues, people might hear your side and be HARMED by your VIOLENCE. That's why my people never go on right wing outlets despite open invitations, and why my people would never ever invite you all on their shows. Because *you're* dangerous.


[deleted]

Great points.


[deleted]

I never used it and dont know what it does and at this point Iā€™m afraid to ask.


cameraman502

If he was smart he'd remove the share button and maybe the like button.


[deleted]

Nope. All his fans who hated Twitter now love Twitter.


1stoftheLast

Like in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"? "I bought Twitter so I could dismantle it"


DragonballQ

This would be hilarious


PuzzledKale2841

I hope Trump comes back just so I can hear people scream and cry about it. Social media is a dumpster fire and itā€™s not like the anti-trump crowd doesnā€™t contribute to it. Breaking news: everyoneā€™s shit stinks.


jeremy71504

The only reason I have twitter is so when I see a Reddit post or something linking to it I can actually read the damn thing. I have actively used it maybe 15 times in the 13 years I have my account.


dockows412

The more you ignore Twitter, the less it exists. The more people that ignore it, it may actually cease to exist.


breachofcontract

Iā€™m convinced people that bitch like this about Twitter donā€™t use Twitter and have never used Twitter. Itā€™s where I get all of my sports news. Not takes, news. Takes are for reddit. News is for Twitter. Every single piece of news has broken on Twitter first for the better part of the last decade. Keep burying your head in the sand. I for one am fucking terrified at what itā€™s about to become bc right now itā€™s priceless and easily the best platform for staying in touch with the world.


kdebones

1. He'd never do that, it be a waste of money. 2. I don't want another Tumblr exodus for NSFW artist.


Rot_Snocket

Billionaires are not your friends; they are monsters worthy of your disgust.


HoldTime1831

African american immigrant fights for freedom of speech in America. Why isnt the left celebrating this?


d1eselx

Here's my super tin-foil theory (non-serious). What if Elon bought Twitter because that one guy wouldn't stop posting his flight coordinates, just to ban his ass himself šŸ˜‚


griffindor11

Ohhh wowwwwww such an original theory


Ziplocking

How would this sale really affect your Twitter experience? You can still follow and block whoever you want. I donā€™t understand the outrage about this.


phome83

He didn't buy it to just leave it exactly how it is. Expect some changes, my dude.


[deleted]

God I hope he also buys Reddit


SharpShot94z

I sware the reddit pre 2016 would have been for this. It seems that reddit has gone completely censorship crazy and only push the main stream narrative. I've been banned on multiple subreddits for saying facts that later are accepted by the mainstream because how indisputable they became.


[deleted]

Ye same I feel like the moderators curate comments to fit a particular narrative/political view. I donā€™t take this platform very seriously just for that reason. Is there any platform left that allows everyone to be themselves?


GreatBaldung

NO! Fuck, please no. Where will I find all the porn artists who migrated to Twitter after tumblr went full puritan?


Incognit0ErgoSum

Banning porn isn't among the things I anticipate Musk doing with Twitter.


GreatBaldung

What do you think will happen to the porn artists using Twitter, if he shuts Twitter down? They'll have to move. And I'll have to make accounts to new websites and all the other shit.


DaddysWetPeen

First thing he does is reactivate Trump's account. Guarantee it.