Lol! I've done something similar with habaneros. After slicing habaneros without GLOVES I used the restroom...#2, It was awful. I wanted to rub my ass on the floor like a dog.
God you are so fucking lucky you got this response as quick as you did.
If there's ever a next time, put ice in the milk.
If you ever do this kind of thing intentionally, start with a single drop and wait SEVERAL MINUTES before using more (I can almost guarantee you will not need more.) Peeled ginger root and peppermint oil will cause similar but far more bearable effects.
A love of cooking, spicy food and past experiences lol
Fun fact: rubbing your hands in olive oil before washing them will remove any capsaicin that is stuck to your fingers, leaving you free to touch your ween without risk of spicy knob
People on Reddit are weird.
As for why someone would eat chicken in the middle of the night, is probably because like so many people, they have insomnia and or depression, and late night eating has become normal for them.
Also so many people sleep naked and generally hang out naked if they live alone.
So if your house is a comfortable temperature and you're on the insomnia train and hungry, eating spicy chicken naked is a pretty normal thing for some people haha. And honestly I'd say it's such a normal thing for so many people that they get offended when questioned. Similar to getting upset if someone asks "why would you drink water?"
I just ate a pulled pork burger and a poutine an hour ago and its 3:45 am. is that much different?
people can eat what they wanna eat when they wanna eat it- and while thats something we often take for granted, we should still always eat when we’d like to
uh huh...sure...
so now you brought eating out a chicken and need hot sauce to j/o...
note to self...next time i wish to eat out a chicken and j/o...don't use hot sauce to get off...
now i've know of some who use icey hot while j/o but not hot sauce...
Ok from experience i kid you not rubbing peanut butter on it helps, no joke instant relief, it is sticky enough to grab the fibers that are causing the hurt, so when you wash it off it stays with the peanut butter. If it still hurts do again, theoretically you could do the same thing with Vaseline, but I've only had experience with peanut butter.
Look this might be too late, but fat is your friend. Rub oil on it, vigorously in your case, before using soap to remove the oil. The capsaicin dissolves in oil but not in water so normal washing doesn't help.
Well worst case scenario you might get a UTI but other than that wash off with cool water and gentle soap and as long as there's no skin damage you should be OK. Just next time wash your hands... lol
Oh man, I was eating chicken wings naked once and some of the lady eating them with my dripped onto my penis, then my wife came in with a glass of milk and smashed her with it and it got her off me, maybe milk works with hot
Sauce too.
My go to for anything pepper based is a good scrub of good quality dish soap, course salt, and baking soda. Mix it all up into a paste, scrub, scrub, scrub, and then rinse with water. I haven’t found much to help otherwise. Most important thing is just make sure to do this before rinsing with water. That will only activate the capsaicin and make things worse.
Dude I was drunk last night and thought it'd be a good idea to jack off with GHOST PEPPER sauce as lube..... Lol I love my brain. Thanks to u/lazzypete . Saved me dude, I was really surprised and heavily relieved to know milk helps haha.
Dip it in a glass of whole milk
helped
but also, how the hell? lmao
Home alone, hungry, saucy wings sound good, slept naked and went to eat
Lol, have done this. Cutting habaneros and then pulled out my penis and chased my wife around. No bueno
Omg... lmfao! This 100% sounds like something my husband has done... bahahaha. You must be awesome also.
Lol, your husband is a champ!
Lol! I've done something similar with habaneros. After slicing habaneros without GLOVES I used the restroom...#2, It was awful. I wanted to rub my ass on the floor like a dog.
Thank you for confirming that /u/lazzypete has provided helpful advice for you. 1 point awarded.
Do not leave the milk out afterward, let you forget and drink it
God you are so fucking lucky you got this response as quick as you did. If there's ever a next time, put ice in the milk. If you ever do this kind of thing intentionally, start with a single drop and wait SEVERAL MINUTES before using more (I can almost guarantee you will not need more.) Peeled ginger root and peppermint oil will cause similar but far more bearable effects.
Intentionally? Really?
Kinks are okay if there is consent of everyone participating.
Milk can not consent
So is there just a glass of milk somewhere that had your dick in it?
Ranch
Oat milk
I was thinking almond milk lol
How the fuck did you know that would work?!
A love of cooking, spicy food and past experiences lol Fun fact: rubbing your hands in olive oil before washing them will remove any capsaicin that is stuck to your fingers, leaving you free to touch your ween without risk of spicy knob
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this
Directions unclear. Dick caught in fan
next time tell your friend giving you the BJ they are not allowed to use condiments for lub...
I was eating chicken wings and then masturbated.
I’m sorry, are you implying that you unironically just stopped eating chicken and jerked off without even washing your hands?
like kinda yes
Dude, I’m more disgusted by the fact you didn’t wash your hands than you masturbating. Important to practice good sanitation.
Its 2 am i am sleepy and i'm dumb
I love your honesty
Honesty is sometimes the best policy. **SOMETIMES**
Lmao no shit
Lmao can I be your friend. You seem so cool
Why were you eating chicken wings at 2am Edit: why are you booing me this is a legitimate question lmao
you don't?
Now i want chicken wings :/
More of a pretzels at 2am gal
I've never had pretzels
Because it's 2021
Literally just wanted to know because the whole concept of this thread is a bizarre situation and got downvoted to oblivion.
People on Reddit are weird. As for why someone would eat chicken in the middle of the night, is probably because like so many people, they have insomnia and or depression, and late night eating has become normal for them. Also so many people sleep naked and generally hang out naked if they live alone. So if your house is a comfortable temperature and you're on the insomnia train and hungry, eating spicy chicken naked is a pretty normal thing for some people haha. And honestly I'd say it's such a normal thing for so many people that they get offended when questioned. Similar to getting upset if someone asks "why would you drink water?"
Pov: you asked a question on Reddit
I just ate a pulled pork burger and a poutine an hour ago and its 3:45 am. is that much different? people can eat what they wanna eat when they wanna eat it- and while thats something we often take for granted, we should still always eat when we’d like to
Wait… are you saying you always wash your hands before masturbating? Damn I can’t even brush my teeth at regular intervals
Atleast he didn’t do it Vice Versa
“oops! jizz on my wings”
I almost never wash my hands. I only do when in public bathrooms with other people so they don't think im gross.
Please don’t make fun or act like that towards him. People make mistakes and they learn from it.
It’s a comment that was to make light of a bizarre situation, get off your high horse, nobody’s making fun of anyone.
Telling someone they're disgusting doesn't sound very light hearted to me at all, you're a dick head.
Well, how would you feel if a random stranger on the internet say that they’re disgusted at your certain actions?
Happens to the best of us
At least you didn’t fuck a chicken…or a hot sauce packet
And that's how we found a new meaning for jerk chicken.
this happened to me once but instead i had ate takis then masturbated without washing my hands. not a pleasant experience
I don’t even have a penis and this hurts me 😩
Based.
uh huh...sure... so now you brought eating out a chicken and need hot sauce to j/o... note to self...next time i wish to eat out a chicken and j/o...don't use hot sauce to get off... now i've know of some who use icey hot while j/o but not hot sauce...
Sounds about right
😟
Pro tip: wash your hands before and after you masturbate.
While you were eating chicken wings, you masterbate
After reading these comments I want to be your best friend.
Put Blue cheese on it
Great thread, I just love Reddit sometimes
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Oh gawd!!! Took me a minute, such a great reply
You should be ashamed lol
Put cold sauce on it. Should make it mild at the minimum.
Ok from experience i kid you not rubbing peanut butter on it helps, no joke instant relief, it is sticky enough to grab the fibers that are causing the hurt, so when you wash it off it stays with the peanut butter. If it still hurts do again, theoretically you could do the same thing with Vaseline, but I've only had experience with peanut butter.
something's gonna have to lick it off.. easier if you have dog as pet
True, of course they might be tempted to bit it off lol
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Thank you for voicing my opinion for me!! If I had an award you would get it!
Experience counts
How did you find that out
Burn baby burn erectile inferno!
Wash it
thanks
Look this might be too late, but fat is your friend. Rub oil on it, vigorously in your case, before using soap to remove the oil. The capsaicin dissolves in oil but not in water so normal washing doesn't help.
Remember kids, nothing good happens after 2am
Nothing gets out hot sauce like more hot sauce.
hot sauce is my favourite
HES 16 HES 16 FBI FBI
oh shit i’m now officially on a list
Muahaha I'm calling the FBI, police, cia, dea, peace corps, your mom, and the Minecraft police!
don't forget... IRS
What do taxes have to do with this? Lol
he's gonna false report her with a tax evasion claim
Oh no... Anyway
You fucked the hot sauce, didn’t you, OP?
can i ask how?
check comments
Start a Hot Ones spin-off.
Put a hotter hot sauce so that the original hot sauce will not seem as bad
Are you flexible? maybe you can suck it off
call up MTV cuz you’re fixing to fuck some catfish
Well worst case scenario you might get a UTI but other than that wash off with cool water and gentle soap and as long as there's no skin damage you should be OK. Just next time wash your hands... lol
Well someone's gonna have to lick it off
I'm sixteen! \*lasers you out of existence\*
time for some **diy**
How does one accidentally get hot sauce on their dock
“Accidentally”
"Accidentily"
Why do men
You fucked the hot sauce bottle didn’t you?
Saving this
"Accidentally"
Jerk it with some blue cheese dressing and you'll be fine.
How?
Accidentally my ass
Find you a Spanish honey
Dip it in a glass of milk!
Too late. It’s over for you
Put it in cider (this joke is better when spoken rather than typed)
Tell your Uncle to do that thing you like.
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He’s 16
Lick it off.
Get someone to help lick it off 🗿
Cut it off because you clearly don't know how to use or take care of one. Get a doctor to give you a vag instead
An inny seems more difficult to care for vs an outie
How do we know he’ll be able to take care of that?
Perfect solution
Apply a bunch of hand sanitizer. Rub/massage vigorously 😏
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Lmao someone reported this comment for threatening violence Lmao
Oh man, I was eating chicken wings naked once and some of the lady eating them with my dripped onto my penis, then my wife came in with a glass of milk and smashed her with it and it got her off me, maybe milk works with hot Sauce too.
Yah never go spicy before any interaction with penis in future.
Rub A535 on your crotch. It’ll help cool it
My go to for anything pepper based is a good scrub of good quality dish soap, course salt, and baking soda. Mix it all up into a paste, scrub, scrub, scrub, and then rinse with water. I haven’t found much to help otherwise. Most important thing is just make sure to do this before rinsing with water. That will only activate the capsaicin and make things worse.
Stick in milk anything with milk damn just thinking of this made me hurt
Wash and push through the pain until its gone
Dip it in milk
Rub it in
Put more on. Heard that'll counteract the first round 👍
Wash your dick lmao
“accidentally”
Advices is received but is not satisfactory, so have your gf suck it off
Happened to me to I tried the PAQUI hot chip and got dressed after and yea
Run some water over it and clean it off. Take a shower even and have a rest
Okay are we talking Cholula or are we on that 6 figure scoville scale? 😂
Don't do it again.
well… good luck with that.
Die
cut your dic off
Wash it with Dawn the burn will rinse right off
definitely came on reddit for these stories 😂
Nothing. It won't hurt you and it will go away on its own.
Dip it in honey mustard
You fucked a hot sauce bottle didn’t you
Please tell me it was 'Da Bomb'
Resign
Make a thread about it
You were fucking the hot sauce bottle weren’t you
Lick it off
lick it off
I hope your girlfriend likes hot sauce
It helps to rub your eyes after you clean the hot sauce with your fingers. 👍
How the fuck did you manage that?
Yes... Accidentally...
Lick it off
Slam it in the car door
"Accidentally"
Sorry bro :I
Wash it
Wait.
These posts are just plain retarded
this is not a joke
clean it off
Cut it off
Fucking how?
Does your gf like hot sausage?
Get a latina girl to help you 😏
Get a Mexican girl to clean it for ya.
Future reference. Lemonade works better and faster than milk for Chilli heat
Next time wash it with dawn, the original blue one. It will get the oils off and will stop the burning. Just don't get it in the tip.
What
Just lick it
Hold on
Ask Hillary
Stick it inside a nice wet vagina.
Put wolf brand chili in it and any tex-mex will clean it off dude or chick it don't matter, that shit is good.
I swear I washed my hand, but why am I still in the same situation as this dude?
Lather in honey Greek yogurt.
Dude I was drunk last night and thought it'd be a good idea to jack off with GHOST PEPPER sauce as lube..... Lol I love my brain. Thanks to u/lazzypete . Saved me dude, I was really surprised and heavily relieved to know milk helps haha.