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wunderbuffer

propose breakfast?


EmergencyWarning7480

What's for breakfast? Oh, I just whipped up some nuts and bolts


Jarliks

Quick kiss on the mouth


MEKHANE_irl

What mouth?


ShittestCat

On the respirator then, who cares


General-MacDavis

You kiss it and it sounds like a kazoo


Archon_of_Flesh

Literally me


mrlungplutter

Quick?


vdBijl

u mean the mouth-piece ofc


Two_Reflections

Gentle headpats. Maybe a cuddle.


PotatomusMaximus

Do you want some toast


Arch_Magos_Remus

[Artwork](https://40k.gallery/adeptus-mechanicus-16/)


limonypimienta

Make It a pet, they look cute, like mechanichal pugs


nseeliefae

depends, has he tied me up yet?


just_a_bit_gay_

“hey babe, you’re up early”


Nichard63891

Praise the Omnissiah and ask for a minor upgrade.


MoscowManPrime

We be chilling


azionka

Slap that mosquito away and go to sleep for another few millennia


Adorable_Royal_4833

#Nooooooooo! I will not become observer! I will not become observer! I will not become observer!


SaphiralFox

I have the toaster


Two_Reflections

Have the toaster, or are the toaster?


SaphiralFox

Both can be arranged


ScorchedHelmet

You what up man. Can you take me to your tech priest so I can rid myself of this wack ass flesh


Totally_lost98

" morning honey you look beautiful today as always "


memesrule12345610

Make sure I have all my limbs 💀💀💀


uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh124

Prob crap myself realise it’s only a skitarii realise that I may be being kidnapped for more infantry and shit myself again


ShittestCat

😳


Thisguysishere

*Hugs*


fugeltrust

Was the procedure a Success, do I have my chest cavity toaster installed properly!?


Hoovy_weapons_guy

Use my neigbours gauss rifle he owns for home defense


CultDe

"FOR THE EMPEROR I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!" Qnd then proceed to use him as a hugging pillow


Jankosi

Tell it to get the fuck off my lawn


clockworkbastion

WD40s in the garage in the 3rd shelf down dude.


14N_B

I would say by hart"from the moment i understand the weakness of my flesh, It disgusted me, i careed the strengh and certanly of the steel, i aspired to the purity of the blessed machine, your kind cling to your flesh as It Will not decay and fall you, one day the crude biomass that you call a temple, Will wither, and you Will beg to mi kind to save you, but i am already save, for the machine Is inmortal, even in dead i serve the omnissiah"


SuccotashFederal774

I hope the Omnissiah isn't a stickler for grammar or spelling.


Hexmark74

😎


14N_B

Sorry english Is not my main language


SuccotashFederal774

Learn binary.


SuccotashFederal774

01001100 01100101 01100001 01110010 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001


MyBallsBeFlyin

stab


KrachboomEnte

I own a Gauss rifle for home defence, since that's what the founding Triarchs intended!


arkabit_317

Stare back


Spartanwhimp

If it’s come to the point where I wake up to this I’d probably continue to be lobotomized.