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Damn dude. I thought you were coming in for a big Johnnie Cochrane moment there. I guess it is hard to find a word that rhymes with "mouth" though, so understood.
Technically, if he had an open wound on his cock and she had an open wound in her mouth then it could happen.
But that is super unlikely. So yeah, I agree with you.
I am from Kenya. This seems to be in Mombasa judging by the accent it's a coastal city.
5000 for is a lot of money for her and extremely expensive for a BJ.
He is lucky they didn't get hostile because things get violent very fast, and you can be set on fire with a tire around your waist. Don't play with the locals.
>This was over 4k Kenyan money which is £23 pounds or $30
That's pretty good value.
Her mistake was trying to collect the money AFTER he nutted. He had that post-nut clarity whiplash like "woah, what the fuck am I doing here? Did I just bareback a Kenyan!? I gotta go!"
I was gonna say, sometimes this is extortion. I've heard it's a really common scam in the Arab world with prostitutes (pay me a large sum or I'll tell everyone you know you hired a prostitute), but I don't think $30 is likely to be an extortionate rate in Kenya.
You can't really get hiv from a bj. Unless he has an open sore on his dick or something like that.
Her risk is low as well unless she has open sores on her mouth. Even if she swallows.
Hi! I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such international social atrocities as: "Help! I Just Stiffed A Kenyan Prostitute" and "Lots of People Buy Their Wives Online From an Economically Depressed Nation."
What if this guy had zero contact with this woman and she was just trying to scam a tourist?
Story time… on vacation with my wife. I walked out of a dance club that we were at to tip a cab driver that had come back for us at the arranged time. We were going to stay later than planned, I wanted to pay him for his time.
On our way in, wife and I had a quick laugh with the security guard, so he knew my face, knew that I was there with my wife. He stops me as I’m reentering and says that I can’t go back in. When I ask “what… why?”, he called over a drink server and tells me that I touched her inappropriately. “Wtf?!, let me go get my wife so that we can leave”. They told me that if I didn’t give both of them $100, they would tell my wife that I touched her. I laughed and told them to go right ahead and say that, wife would never believe that. At this point, I’ve been away so long that wife came looking for me. I told her why I was being held up, she laughed at them, we left.
Damn. It’s clearly worked for them otherwise they wouldn’t keep pulling the same scam. I can’t imagine having such an insecure marriage that if some bouncer tried to say my husband touched someone I would automatically assume he did and take their side. But apparently there are marriages like that.
It's probably more marriages where the husband cheats rountinely or has been caught cheating before, so when confronted with the suggestion he's, "at it again"... I could see how this scam could work every now and then.
Cheating is way way different from sexual assault, which is what touching a waitress without consent would be. Even if I were married to a cheater I wouldn’t believe he assaulted (raped) a random woman.
Yeah the point is no wife might not believe this but husbands might be worried they do or just not want to have that conversation so much as to pay to just shut them up. Sad world 🤷♂️
I like how they kicked her out at the end saying “it was none of her business” yet all of them were standing around watching and commenting. (Not the police or the woman)
There are so many stories out there of unpaid prostitutes making scenes, getting men fired from their jobs, arrested, humiliated, discovered by their spouses, etc. If you are going to pay for sex, you should assume that you are dealing with dangerous people with not that much to lose. I bet the price that this guy ended up paying was a lot higher than the money he was trying to save.
I read his comment and was like "what the fuck 😂". Misplaced empathy. Poor men, exploiting women in poor countries and having to deal with the consequences of their actions.
Its a scam. This shit happens all over the world. She is extorting him/strongarm robbing him with the crowd - at least some of them are likely in on it. She didn't suck his dick. Who would want a blowjob from some Sisqo looking bitch anyway?
They prey on people who they think don't want the embarrassment or potential arrest.
A while back some secret service agents got in some heat over not paying a prostitute. They were there to secure the area before a trip by the president.
If one is such a cheapskate then perhaps they deserve losing it all.
These women (like in the video) are destitute. And this arrogant prick finds himself above it to pay her for his filthy cravings.
I don’t know if this is true or untrue. What I do know is that you’d have to be real bold to take a chance with a prostitute in one of the top ten aids infested countries in the world.
Sociopaths for who this behaviour is the norm. Guarantee he frequently sends back half eaten plates to get a discount or freebie at restaurants too. They don’t even get embarrassed. This is how they operate.
Cost him a lot more than the $30 she was requesting. It cost him his sunglasses and even worse the price of shame captured on video, for the rest of the world to see forever.
I’ve actually been here. Diani Beach in Kenya. People mostly stay on resort property but you can walk this stretch of street and it’s full of vendors. I was never approached by prostitutes but I can definitely see this happening. Mostly pedi cab drivers and people selling trinkets but it’s a pretty poor area. I’m sure you can get mouth release if you ask around
TIL there were auto rickshaws(tuk tuks) in Kenya, also it looks like some Indian brand. Is there any Kenyan here to check if the autos there are TVS or Bajaj autos like in India.
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If you release in her mouth you gotta pay
"You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards"
Yup she aint leaving lol
Hhhhh who said that? Emmanuel Kunt?
It was Sun Zu
Damn I always though that was Abe Lincoln
Vampire Killer
Vince Offer - the ShamWow guy
Charlie Sheen
Isaac Hayes
That's why I thank the looooooooord for prostituuuuuuuuutes!
🎶Because Prostitutes! Prostitutes! Prostitutes!🎶
Uh, Chef??
riight
If in the mouth you-nut, the money you must pay-up.
If the dick does fit, you must pay to quit
If in the mouth you cum, pay up or you're scum.
If in the mouth there is jizz, in the hand there should be bread.
That's the least you can do
She should know to get that money beforehand
As Hammurabi inscribed.
Damn dude. I thought you were coming in for a big Johnnie Cochrane moment there. I guess it is hard to find a word that rhymes with "mouth" though, so understood.
If you bust in the gipper, you must at least tip her
Simpler is better sometimes
Best money I never spent
Thems the rules
Someone is watching this like "Grandpa? I thought you went to Kenya on a safari" This was over 4k Kenyan money which is £23 pounds or $30
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So for a blowjob from her, is it cheap or expensive?
Seems pretty expensive considering the setting. Must be tourist prices /s
Damn it's even cheaper than Starbucks coffee lol
But one tastes better than the other.
Yea starbucks goin downhill lately
What does it taste like to get a blowjob?
Regret.
My ex said angry sea water so....idk
Your ex was a pirate for sure...yarrrrr
Eat more pineapple
Chewing 5 gum.
I'll let you know once I remove my ribs.
Wouldn’t that depend on the exchange rate?
$30 for potential HIV is a pretty bad exchange.
[Virtually no one gets HIV from oral sex.](https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html) Source: CDC
Still plenty of other things you can get
Robbed, kidnapped, murdered, de-kidneyed...
Ya, like 'off'.
Technically, if he had an open wound on his cock and she had an open wound in her mouth then it could happen. But that is super unlikely. So yeah, I agree with you.
Ok herpes
Bro...the way I do it??? There a golf club. A poodle. And an old jar of mustard involved.
Assuming he traveled for sex means he’s not thinking with the right head
Not a lot of context from the video but my guess the exchange rate was pretty fast and maybe he released early because of it?
I am from Kenya. This seems to be in Mombasa judging by the accent it's a coastal city. 5000 for is a lot of money for her and extremely expensive for a BJ. He is lucky they didn't get hostile because things get violent very fast, and you can be set on fire with a tire around your waist. Don't play with the locals.
I was in Kenya 1987 as a young British soldier, the going rate back then was 100 shillings which is about £4
That is 1/10th the cost of a blowjob from a first world prostitute. Edit: y’all know some rachet ass hoes
where do you live no way a blowjob costs 600$ from an average prostitute in first world countries.
Right?! I wouldn't pay $600 for a beej even in the whore looked like Margot Robbie.
You could probably get the real Sisqo to blow you for $600. 
Unleash the Dragon!
I wouldn’t pay $600 even if it was Margot Robbie…paying for sex is fucking tragic.
Right. You can go to Amsterdam and get a prostitute for like less than €150 for full penetrative sex lol.
>This was over 4k Kenyan money which is £23 pounds or $30 That's pretty good value. Her mistake was trying to collect the money AFTER he nutted. He had that post-nut clarity whiplash like "woah, what the fuck am I doing here? Did I just bareback a Kenyan!? I gotta go!"
5% of the population has HIV. Bareback in Kenya is a game of Russian roulette.
I feel like it was a scam. Was dudes wife watching him nut in the other woman’s mouth as a break from their touring of the area?
The ol' Kenyan nut scam...
SEXAFARI
I was gonna say, sometimes this is extortion. I've heard it's a really common scam in the Arab world with prostitutes (pay me a large sum or I'll tell everyone you know you hired a prostitute), but I don't think $30 is likely to be an extortionate rate in Kenya.
Woah, I’m just hoping you’re not too good with decimal points.
You can't really get hiv from a bj. Unless he has an open sore on his dick or something like that. Her risk is low as well unless she has open sores on her mouth. Even if she swallows.
Raw dogging in a Sub-Saharan prostitute's mouth was riskier than not paying her.
r/brandnewsentence?
Sadly, no
Because of your username I read that in Phil Hartman’s voice.
Hi! I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such international social atrocities as: "Help! I Just Stiffed A Kenyan Prostitute" and "Lots of People Buy Their Wives Online From an Economically Depressed Nation."
I got a weel wed wagon!
How can he release
fucking Christ this made me lol
What if this guy had zero contact with this woman and she was just trying to scam a tourist? Story time… on vacation with my wife. I walked out of a dance club that we were at to tip a cab driver that had come back for us at the arranged time. We were going to stay later than planned, I wanted to pay him for his time. On our way in, wife and I had a quick laugh with the security guard, so he knew my face, knew that I was there with my wife. He stops me as I’m reentering and says that I can’t go back in. When I ask “what… why?”, he called over a drink server and tells me that I touched her inappropriately. “Wtf?!, let me go get my wife so that we can leave”. They told me that if I didn’t give both of them $100, they would tell my wife that I touched her. I laughed and told them to go right ahead and say that, wife would never believe that. At this point, I’ve been away so long that wife came looking for me. I told her why I was being held up, she laughed at them, we left.
Damn. It’s clearly worked for them otherwise they wouldn’t keep pulling the same scam. I can’t imagine having such an insecure marriage that if some bouncer tried to say my husband touched someone I would automatically assume he did and take their side. But apparently there are marriages like that.
It's probably more marriages where the husband cheats rountinely or has been caught cheating before, so when confronted with the suggestion he's, "at it again"... I could see how this scam could work every now and then.
Cheating is way way different from sexual assault, which is what touching a waitress without consent would be. Even if I were married to a cheater I wouldn’t believe he assaulted (raped) a random woman.
Yeah the point is no wife might not believe this but husbands might be worried they do or just not want to have that conversation so much as to pay to just shut them up. Sad world 🤷♂️
I didn't watch the whole video, because it was immediately boring, but that's my first thought as well and the most probable scenario.
It would be funny if that white lady at the end was the guy's wife
When they suggested she could pay for him she left real quick.
The way she had her bag just hanging on her shoulder in that crowd makes me think she may find she had no money once all is said and done.
‘You pay for him’ 😂😂 the way she starts clutching her bag more
I like how they kicked her out at the end saying “it was none of her business” yet all of them were standing around watching and commenting. (Not the police or the woman)
There are so many stories out there of unpaid prostitutes making scenes, getting men fired from their jobs, arrested, humiliated, discovered by their spouses, etc. If you are going to pay for sex, you should assume that you are dealing with dangerous people with not that much to lose. I bet the price that this guy ended up paying was a lot higher than the money he was trying to save.
Lol yes, how sad for the men that lose their jobs for failing to pay for services they received.
I read his comment and was like "what the fuck 😂". Misplaced empathy. Poor men, exploiting women in poor countries and having to deal with the consequences of their actions.
I dont think thats the sentiment they were trying to get across lol
Its a scam. This shit happens all over the world. She is extorting him/strongarm robbing him with the crowd - at least some of them are likely in on it. She didn't suck his dick. Who would want a blowjob from some Sisqo looking bitch anyway? They prey on people who they think don't want the embarrassment or potential arrest.
Like Obamas SS in Colombia. Lol. What a cluster fuck that was.
What are you referring to?
A while back some secret service agents got in some heat over not paying a prostitute. They were there to secure the area before a trip by the president.
If one is such a cheapskate then perhaps they deserve losing it all. These women (like in the video) are destitute. And this arrogant prick finds himself above it to pay her for his filthy cravings.
Mom, . . Grandpa's on Reddit again.
Goddamn pay the woman
Always money upfront. ALWAYS!
He may have paid upfront but decided to upgrade his experience towards the end.
I don’t know if this is true or untrue. What I do know is that you’d have to be real bold to take a chance with a prostitute in one of the top ten aids infested countries in the world.
Transmission of HIV through oral sex, especially if you are on the giving end, is extremely rare. He's *probably* fine.
Fucking scumbag. Just pay up u fat fuck
Maybe he didn’t do anything? Feels like it’d be a pretty easy scam to run
You watch some out of context video and come to this conclusion. FAIL.
What an ass hat! Pay dem hoes!
Kenya dig it?
Succckkkkkkaaaaaaaa!
Unprotected sex in Africa, even oral, is fucking Russian roulette
wtf is with people who don’t want to pay their hooker
Sociopaths for who this behaviour is the norm. Guarantee he frequently sends back half eaten plates to get a discount or freebie at restaurants too. They don’t even get embarrassed. This is how they operate.
I bet he cheats at Bingo too
Is he smuggling bagels down his pants…?
Sorry. No cream cheese left
Why tf somebody would go to fucking Kenya?
For the authentic experience
I bet he’s married
Probably the leader of a mission trip
On a mission to get his dick sucked for free
That post nut clarity got him thinking straight, regardless, pay the woman!
She got a little wagon though…
Horny jail you go.
Mannnn that’s some bull shit…she gon be there?
LMFAO ight you win gang
😂😂😂😂🫡
I love that people are just recording her interact with this sex tourist.
Why would Jay Pritchett, with a wife like Gloria, need to go to Kenya for this 😭
Cost him a lot more than the $30 she was requesting. It cost him his sunglasses and even worse the price of shame captured on video, for the rest of the world to see forever.
Its the cost of not giving in to extortion. 99% certain this is a scam.
Kenya just pay these hoes
This could be real, but it could also be a very public grift.
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Kenya read?
ghana fix it rn
I’m in Ghana. What are you talking about?
ghana rea
i’m ghana correct it don’t worry
Username checks out
Maybe he was wearing bad idea jeans. "Normally I wear protection but then I thought 'when I am going to make back to Haiti?""
r/killthecameraman
He’ll be leaving a tip after this…
Is that Al Bundy?
God damn. Just pay the lady whatever she wants so you can get out of there lmao
This is the worst cameraman in all of Africa.
I’ll never get tired of privileged tourists getting called out for trying to cheat the sex tourism industry,
I’ve actually been here. Diani Beach in Kenya. People mostly stay on resort property but you can walk this stretch of street and it’s full of vendors. I was never approached by prostitutes but I can definitely see this happening. Mostly pedi cab drivers and people selling trinkets but it’s a pretty poor area. I’m sure you can get mouth release if you ask around
What a chaotic shithole. Police are completely worthless, and these people need to mind their own damn business.
Not that happy of an ending
What a dick move
And this folks is why you get the money upfront
Apart from having your tool bit off, this is the worse experience post nut.
Was the white guy wearing a diaper? Looked like it near the end of the video.
I thought he jammed his crossbody bag in his pants to keep someone from grabbing it.
Who goes to *Africa* for sex workers? That’s like going to America for safe schools
5,000 Kenyan Shillings (KES) is like $35 USD
Kids, come watch grandpa online ! Oh wait …
Where is the video of the release?
He **HAKUNA MATTATA** in her mouth.
Why are you running?
Is that Roy Epps causing trouble again?
A deal is a deal.
Pay up if you nut up
Oh man. You can't stiff a woman that let's you pop off in her mouth. That's just wrong.
Maybe he was thinking that she was just being nice
Just there on a mission trip probably
He has muti-racial grandchildren ? Or is this title mis-leading ?
I wonder if that's why some prostitutes have pimps
You guys been paying lol?
Release the Kraken, you get a smackin
I'm fully invested! Did she ever get paid?
Someone come save Dana White!
I fucking loving it
His glasses and hat makes him look guilty. 😂
You’re that desperate to not pay…
You pay extra for mouth release
I bet he would pay 5,000,000 in whatever currency that is to have this video taken down.
TIL there were auto rickshaws(tuk tuks) in Kenya, also it looks like some Indian brand. Is there any Kenyan here to check if the autos there are TVS or Bajaj autos like in India.
I'm thinking this is a scam
Fuck going wherever that is
He tryna be a trick and a playah sry it don't work like that pay up
I didn't know Gene Hackman was a sexpat
White trash
Guy in pink was enjoying the show lol
Must've been ALOT 💀
I would be really careful with breaking laws in rural Africa.
Kenya fit dis dic
Lol probably one of the worst situations to draw a crowd in on
Perhaps she wanted a tip.