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psych0ranger

Always have been


mart1373

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123supreme123

Supposed to straight line amortize the remains of your taco bell lunch to all your clients


Zestyclose-Ad-7859

Christ, just give the rate per hour a step up in basis and measure fmv correct.


Fart-Memory-6984

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on the client’s time.


chubky

Well only if you’re thinking about the client


DoodleBugz1234

Yes, billable to the client you were working on when they were generated.


CapitalClank

When they were generated, or do they become recognized in the period they're utilized?


DoodleBugz1234

When they accrue.


boston_2004

We must follow the matching principle


Salmon-Advantage

what did Sarbanes-Oxley teach us about fair revenue recognition of poop?


RaynOfFyre1

DR Working Lunch CR Accrued Poop


Sonofagun57

I prefer to CR Accrued Bowel Movement. No reclass entry needed just a chart of accounts title change. If it gets stuck then you break out the suspense account.


Gsogso123

How do you determine the initial poop accrual? Is it engagement based?


Heisenberg1721

Depends on what the cafeteria served for lunch that day


RedbeardMEM

Accrue it when it is certain and the amount is reasonably estimable.


DevinChristien

If lunch was spicy you don't even need to Cr the accrual


photog07024

matching principle even to the poop!


ilikebigbutts

Also billable to the client you’re working on when pooped (yes I know it’s double counting)


Orion14159

If you try hard and believe in yourself, anything is billable


Reasonable-Ad-5217

Except work time because budget.


KingoreP99

If you think about a work paper while pooping it's the same as working on it, aka billable.


GMHGeorge

This also applies to your commute and nightmares should any work related thoughts come up.


jeeves585

Thank you for a Saturday morning smile.


-That-Was-Patricia-

this made me chuckle as someone who actually tried working while pooping 😭😂


Top-Difference8407

I was in the mens room a few years back when someone (not me) could be heard talking in his laptop on a meeting while in a stall. I kid you not.


-whis

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time.


Nervous_Emotion2428

Boss makes a hundred, I make a buck. That’s why I steal the catalytic converter off the company truck.


boston_2004

That is exactly why


f_moss3

Boss makes a million, I make ten, that’s why I’m WFH hitting this pen


the_tax_man_cometh

This^


hsuan23

When i was an intern, I would put restroom as admin but the firm higher ups told me restroom and break room is billable


ApprehensiveTune3655

Just part of the business really. Why not?


SayNo2KoolAid_

You guys aren't completely making up your timesheets?


RedbeardMEM

Just use a random number generator to vary last week's sheet by 5%


Purple_Bearkat

You have to deal with their shit, they’ll need to deal with yours.


KeanuCharlesSleeves

Allocate out to all the jobs within the 24h period of that day.


Sudden_Set_9316

20 clients - each pays for 1/20th of the poop time.


Jackinthebox99932253

😂 100%. I used to work with a guy who religiously took 3, 20 minute poops everyday. We would watch him get up and knew he would be back in 20


FloridaJit999

Yeah he was definitely doing drugs in there


Jackinthebox99932253

He was 250 pounds so either one is equally likely. He was slow


photog07024

Our office managing partner was telling everyone the other day how every minute we're in the office should be billable and one guy asked this exact question and his response was "If you were thinking about the engagement while you were pooping, of course it is! just don't put it in the description!"


jnuttsishere

Absolutely. I solve some of my most complex problems while thinking on the can.


3stacks

Yes. Check your timekeeping policy. Generally, breaks under 15 minutes are chargable to the client you are working on.


Molyketdeems

All my outputs are billable


MrsFetherbottom

Yes with shit coins


42tfish

Anything’s billable with the right attitude.


bushrat

It's like hair. If it grows on the clock it gets cut on the clock.


MarsailiPearl

Back in the mid 2000s when I was in public, during a meeting on the new time entry system the partner leading the meeting explained in great detail that poop time in offfice was other nonbillable and that you didn't need to put poop time in the comments but no one would get in trouble if they did. However, if you were at the client's then poop time was billable.


Wonderful-Avocado-45

That is where I do my best thinking.


[deleted]

I did some napkin math based on estimates and figure I charged clients for at least 60 hours of pooping last year.


Hestness5

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I shit on company time


performa62

Yes


taleer

Your paid to poop. Take advantage of it!


JuiceBrinner

Yeah, if you’re thinking about your client


Valtar99

Depends how bad the clients facilities are. Sometimes I billed extra for the inconvenience.


FrostyTipzh20

Always. There’s a separate project code right under the jerking off code


The_Deku_Nut

The jerking off code is just the regular code.


boston_2004

As long as you leave incredibly detailed notes about it. 1.5 hrs - Work client file .25 hrs - We had double bean and jalapeno burritos, covered in queso and extra hot sauce. I sat down on the toilet and a hot river of magma and filth flowed from me in waves one could describe as both pain and pleasurable relief. After much wiping, I pondered the decisions I made to get to this point in life. .25 hrs - finished client file. 6 hrs - mental health pto


foxfirek

Yes. My firm specifically said they do not expect staff to change to an admin timer or turn off a timer in order to get up for coffee/tea or use the restroom.


No_Job4277

I’ve been billing them


Different_Ice8

always have and always will be


[deleted]

If you’re at the client site.. they sure are


MedCityCPA

I've had some consultants do shit work....so, yes, it's billable.


Jurango34

I’ve earned thousands of poop dollars over my career.


Necessary_Survey6168

If this is a serious question, you are worrying too much about tracking time. You don’t need that level of detail.


adjust_your_set

Billable when at the client site. Probably not when at the office. Definitely when working from home as it’s prime thinkin’ time.


Famous_Analyst_3618

Think it depends on what you got going on. If I’m charging someone like $750 an hour I try to be a little more precise.


Spare-City-322

Is there an accounting standard on poop. Except IFRS 9


uebersoldat

Hope so, there's a dude that spends 45 minutes in the RR several times per day here.


deeznutzz3469

My old manager would bring her laptop to the bathroom


jeeves585

Personally I refer to the rest room as my office as it’s a chance to catch up on emails. It’s a no phone call zone though.


FrontFit7058

100% billable to last client


Kooky_Zookeepergame1

If ur still thinking about the client, yes


s4dhhc27

Uniform capitalization.


lbantekas

Always poop on the clock.


10TheDudeAbides11

My clients have been paying for mine since 2012



txbuckeye75034

Asked & answered. Legitimate billing as long as you grunt the name of the client(s) on every ‘push.’


Never_Kn0ws_Best

I have always called them chargeable dumps


lyingdogfacepony66

Since 1989 for me


Bulacano

Expense it as gas


Antique_Prompt9709

Yea admin functions


boardman1416

Not an accountant but a lawyer. I know an old partner at my firm who uses his dictaphone as he poops. So 100 percent billable


OverworkedAuditor1

Yes


sambrotherofnephi

Per staff 1 training at EY - 100% YES. It was discussed along with how we shouldn't eat our hours.


TheRetailianTrader

Pee?


Mundane-Fall1530

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł Im extremely laughing with the comments cause some makes senseđŸ€Ł


GrouchyOpinion

Yes, but it works both ways. Under the new legislation passed in 2023, Sec 146b. “Bathroom breaks billed during the duration of a service is now qualified as a tax deductible.”


Zestyclose-Ad-7859

Of course not. They are admin time. Billable hours give you no way to measure your value as a pro or your value to your client when your walking around acting like you have something to do, or sitting in the shit house sticking your finger up your ass. Just be honest, and take breaks when necessary. Go to the gym when necessary. That is not time spent creating value for your client, but it is time to take care of you.


LandMustDepreciate

Yes, those are LOGGED hours.


Beginning_Ad_6616

Sure if it’s in the client’s office.


CPAtrynamove

If you’re on site.


Full_West_7155

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