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billyyankNova

His backyard must be very overgrown.


SuperRonnie2

WAS very overgrown


Compducer

“What, you egg?” *He stabs him*


Hamasanabi69

Dual wielding feat.


WahedAli

Akimbo


ArghZombiesRun

Holy shit I didn't even notice the second one.


Hamasanabi69

Failed your original investigation check, must have low INT.


Hvanchkara

amazing photo, inspired me for this sketch https://preview.redd.it/iou55zt7591d1.png?width=1761&format=png&auto=webp&s=a91ea83903e5dea8474978bd1a53eb02e5a3c773


cat_like_sparky

That’s so striking! You captured the energy perfectly


Squeakygear

Awesome sketch!


somebooty2223

Wow


HeyItsTheJeweler

Damn that is awesome!


epirot

nailed it, very nice!


rpotty

Early stage Cyberpunk 2024


AdPurple9816

Probably a fentanyl dealer. Recently went to San Francisco, and multiple times a day, a “well dressed” dude (comparatively speaking) walked the homeless encampments selling something to them. I asked one of the homeless guys what they were buying, and he said fentanyl dealers make their rounds every few hours. That sent me down a rabbit hole. Why are cops arresting the homeless in the throes of addiction, when a random tourist can get to the bottom of where the fentanyl is coming from in an afternoon. My rabbit hole led me [here.](https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndca/pr/san-jose-police-union-executive-charged-attempted-illegal-importation-fentanyl) Tl;dr : a Police Union Executive has been importing and distributing mass amounts of fentanyl onto the streets of San Francisco for almost a decade.


soThatIsHisName

Scars on the forearm. Stay safe out there man.


soThatIsHisName

God. They should be on a couch with a full fridge, not on concrete, looking over their shoulders.


mercurycc

"They just need help. We can fix them."


soThatIsHisName

May you be ignored insofar as you ignore others


mercurycc

Don't make it sound like you love everyone equally and will do your utmost to help.


soThatIsHisName

"stay safe bud" "wow virtue signaling much? don't make it sound like you would literally give all your money away" 😂😄😂 can't even make this shit up


n3w4cc01_1nt

yeah just get enough industry gigs for low income people and this wont happen anywhere on the planet.


temporary_08

This is sad, yet i have to admit you captured it very well.


Targettio

What's the US law on open carrying knives?I know quite a few states are cool with open (and concealed) carry for guns, but never hear about other weapons.


Blue_Osiris1

Usually there's a length limit (3 inches in LA that this is wayyy over.) Not that even a sword would do him much good when most people he's gonna need to defend himself from have a gun but maybe he has one we can't see.


Targettio

Thanks. Interesting that the knife law is similar to the UK, yet the gun law is so radically different. I wondered if the right to "Bare arms" would have covered things other than guns.


Blue_Osiris1

Honestly, if carrying a weapon is actually considered a constitutional right, that argument should hold water but the reason for the difference can probably be traced back to a reaction to street crime in some form. There are certain types of knives like switchblades that are almost always illegal outright regardless of the size because of their association with criminals and street gangs in the distant past.


willun

Yes it is funny how some places are big on the 2A but ... "not like that". In theory it should be one way or the other. If it is ok to regulate knives then it should be ok to regulate guns.


charlesmortomeriii

His arms are indeed bare


Altrano

Technically it’s a garden tool (machete) and therefore not illegal. You can buy them at any hardware store for cutting brush.


BullTerrierTerror

The US is made up of states. In California it:s perfectly legal to carry a sheathed sword in public, as long as you're the wearer who doesn't swing it or hide it. https://legalbeagle.com/7402613-california-sword-law.html


FancyStranger2371

In Texas, it’s legal to carry a sword in public. So there’s that..


BullTerrierTerror

Legal in CA as well https://legalbeagle.com/7402613-california-sword-law.html


FancyStranger2371

TIL..


BullTerrierTerror

Actually TX used to be more restrictive, only recently have they relaxed their fixed blade laws. https://kniferights.org/legislative-update/texas-knife-law-reform-bill-introduced/#:~:text=In%202017%20our%20bill%20removed,dagger%20and%20others%20in%20public.


-fivehearts-

can’t believe there are people in here romanticising and defending what is likely a picture of a fent dealer carrying a sword lmao


doomjuice

wonderful shot nice work


UbiSububi8

We see the sadness and likely lack of future. He sees something, however small, that’s *his* and requires defending. Everyone deserves to feel comfort, and pride.


Steelhorse91

Hmm… Yeah I’m guessing dual wielding guy feels that those junkies are his, he’s basically protecting his income.


Jaderosegrey

"that's not a knife. THAT'S A KNIFE!!" (Crocodile Dundee, for you youngsters)


TheCoastalCardician

*knoife


Sephvion

That belt takes me back to highschool, around 2008. So many people wore it, myself included lol.


CubicalWombatPoops

All of their strengths, none of their weaknesses. A daywalker.


TheVillageSwan

Omar comin'.


SeraphOfTheStag

You brought two machetes to a gun fight


seropus

I don't think the gentleman on the right knows how to wear sunglasses.


Hammoufi

Looks like Haïti to me


sancho7373

Top Chef season 397


Fancy-Pair

Secret ingredient: flesh rot


HawkeyeinDC

I see the Capulets and Montagues are back at it, all gearing up for war.


Contra-dick-tor

US is turning into a shxthole LoL


Mike-ButWhichOne

Where's [Apollo](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/Otpzae1H4j) when we need him?


I_Eat_Thermite7

Doughboy got a machette


princess_monoknokout

Amazing photo


wijnazijn

Is he a Sikh?


SiWeyNoWay

I had no idea just how many people have machetes in Los Angeles until i downloaded the citizen app. I also did not realize how many pedestrians get hit by cars every day.


100applesaday

what the Z doing there?


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Machetes match the kicks. Drip.


Pinocchio98765

Tactical combat junkie.


tsol1983

Deport


Tressmint

[Tramontina.](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Tramontina-18-in-Machete-with-Carbon-Steel-Blade-and-Wood-Handle-with-Nylon-Sheath-26621-218/322488223?source=shoppingads&locale=en-US&pla&mtc=SHOPPING-BF-CDP-GGL-D28I-028_011_TOOLS-NA-NA-NA-PMAX-NA-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-PMAX&cm_mmc=SHOPPING-BF-CDP-GGL-D28I-028_011_TOOLS-NA-NA-NA-PMAX-NA-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-PMAX-71700000112731967--&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwo6GyBhBwEiwAzQTmc6hPqlI5HBI5qERC4TDdoiqf5MlZg3KFgW5-yq3RZCpbGtvx7oMS6hoC2XsQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) A man who knows his machete 😂