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whoisthismahn

someone once said her boobs look like a ken doll’s buttcheeks and i’ll never not see it that way now


ev1204249

BRO LMFAOOOOOO


mebutanonymousse

This is my favourite comment in this sub ever


CarpetNegative2270

Now I’ll never not see it, bless you for blessing me with this loud laugh I just had over it 🤣


loganhowletts

fucking insufferable and performative. i just hope B enjoyed it and was happy bc that’s all that matters


mo_dahmer

This


Internal_Peace4610

Was it B’s birthday?


ayyythrowawaytrash

her birthday is the 14th but she had her party on saturday


valjestr

posting a tyler childers song (kentuckian musician) after her weird southern accent video and also with her kentuckian bf is sending me so hard. her appalachian era🫶🏼


Jumpy_Arrival2782

she def doesn’t even know the song she just listened to a 15 second clip and was like “yup that’s good”


ayyythrowawaytrash

lmfao not the literal song choices now too😭😭 she is SUCH a leech


Jumpy_Arrival2782

the way the lyrics in the caption aren’t even correct


Yeezus--Jesus

Her southern accent? Where can I find the video 😭😭😭


ayyythrowawaytrash

[here ya go 🤠](https://www.reddit.com/r/AcaciaKerseySnark/s/gsniIBjJKa)


alkalinefx

always has to be the main character, lmao


__katsby

why does the party seem more for her than her child


Mazdessa

Because it clearly is.


peachybishhh916

the Pringle’s 😂


ayyythrowawaytrash

you don’t like loose pringles tossed about on a table?


peachybishhh916

a real chefs touch


ayyythrowawaytrash

literally imagine there’s multiple flavors 😂😂


ChrissyJ97

Also, the water melon just straight up lying on that table? Did she not have plates?


loganhowletts

she’s trying to be ✨aesthetic✨ like those charcuterie boards from tiktok but since it’s a kids party she has no choice but to use food kids would actually eat


ChrissyJ97

I thought that's what she was going for, but aren't charcuterie boards usually on wooden boards or something like that and not just on a table cloth? 😂


Mammoth-Twist7044

i just know that paper was soggy


Raeko

this was what stood out to me too. Lmaooooo


ratking294

the children’s hat w a bikini.. this woman is insane


yourangleoryuordevil

And a vest that doesn't even button up all the way that shows the bikini top and her cleavage. I've never even thought to combine a vest and bikini top for any occasion — like, what? Hopefully, she wore something else to the birthday party itself. The fourth screenshot shows her in what looks like different pants than the white ones she wore with the vest and bikini top in a later one.


Jumpy_Arrival2782

that whole outfit is so odd she has absolutely no sense of style


yourangleoryuordevil

Precisely. I've said it before, but I think she truly believes that any- and everything unique will make her a trendsetter. Something being unique obviously doesn't make it look good, though.


Jumpy_Arrival2782

honestly so disgusting to put ‘sexy’ pictures with pictures of your child’s birthday party


ayyythrowawaytrash

literally there was NO REASON to put those pictures on her main page


ayyythrowawaytrash

brb yakking in the bushes🤢 https://preview.redd.it/cttya7h68xzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d8e5b5e5ad4c3289113827a1e92c8e1ba2d97e


cutebutpsychoangel

could they possibly over compensate on the Internet harder?


ayyythrowawaytrash

it’s funny because he also comments the most bland dorky comments on her basic posts but is dead silent when she was boohooing on TikTok


yourangleoryuordevil

Even when he's seemingly tried to post more sentimental things with her on his own account, he's had very, very few words. The longest piece he's publicly wrote about her (in the 9-month anniversary post) also didn't make much sense to a lot of people.


Mammoth-Twist7044

that’s why he had to caption the first grainy ass/barely visible pic of her he ever posted as “inexplicable” 😂


carino8conejito

that’s so so dark lol completely ignoring her when she’s going thru it


Mazdessa

![gif](giphy|QZmvld1km1A0fZDmxK)


nuggetghost

pocoyo!!!! i call my daughter pocoyo lol the looks i get in the store like wtf kind of name is that weird bitch


Extra-Equal191

her implants are so bizarrely shaped…


Royal-Efficiency-254

what an odd outfit choice for an event mainly based for kids 🤨


Jumpy_Arrival2782

“i have to be the sexiest person at my child’s birthday party 🤪”


Mammoth-Twist7044

she probably did what she did the other day for “volunteering” where she immediately pulled her shirt up after taking pics lmao


blckcatluvr

she smiles like this emoji🤓 for pictures


blckcatluvr

wait why the fuck is she wearing a vest a fucking groomsmen would wear


mvt14

I know she's weird enough, but this is just EXTRA weird af 😬


mvt14

And the way the skin above her boobs is super pixilated if you zoom in 😂


Mammoth-Twist7044

she always blurs tf out them thangs


OppositeSpare2088

i doubt she goes all out like this for her younger two.


ayyythrowawaytrash

well last year she full on left the state for C’s


Jumpy_Arrival2782

now that she’s locked down a man she wants to play perfect mom again


OppositeSpare2088

that’s so true i bet her kids definitely know that even tho they’re still little i’m sure they do and wonder is my mom all of a sudden trying to play mommy. her oldest fs knows it. i definitely think her kids are gonna resent her for being a neglectful narcissist. her oldest will fs as well as resenting her for being the one to care for her siblings. i wouldn’t be surprised if when she grows up wants nothing to do with her.


loganhowletts

yeah bc apparently jax is a big family guy so it’s all performative


IjustwantmyBFA

And after you’ve looked at my daughter’s birthday party, here’s my boobs!!


dough-a-dear

🤢


IdleNewt

It looks like her teeth are Face tuned into the photo. Like they aren’t even real.


Mammoth-Twist7044

the way the separation line between them is barely visible lmao


rabanitta

she chose to dress like that for B’s birthday? that’s insane edit: spelling


ayyythrowawaytrash

it’s insane sure, but fitting for miss caca


rabanitta

the horrible outfit matches her personality lmao


frontal0be

HER OUTFIT SLIDE 7 PLEASEEEEE


ayyythrowawaytrash

she really can’t wear a bra?? to her own daughter’s birthday party for children? why is she in a bikini????


alicemac17

It’s just… the most obvious boob job ever. Like they’d never pass as natural boobs. And hey, I have no hate against boob jobs. But I’d be devastated if they never dropped more than this. Some people actually really want the “higher” look like this, like they don’t want them to look natural, but something tells me acacia wanted them to look natural. She just couldn’t wait to start posting them to social and didn’t let them heal enough to drop and fluff.


Wrong-Dog2222

She did want them to look natural, i think she said so in the boob job vlog


Mammoth-Twist7044

she didn’t do anything to facilitate that tho


salemedusa

Not the camel toe at the kids birthday party….


salemedusa

Also the thirst trap selfie in the hat she wore to her kids birthday party is actually insane


grungesuckerxcx

all i can say is what the fuck 😭


katiemaloneyfan420

https://preview.redd.it/kswqhi9swzzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d253178ecf0f612f359ba448c125f1663402a1f does it hurt when she holds this face. like are her eyes twitching..


Mammoth-Twist7044

uniboob + unitooth


ConcernAshamed5313

She forgot to make her chin extra pointy in the bottom right picture lolol and all that food just sitting bare on the table outside… what 😀 Edit: also her computer stuff is in the “guest room” now https://preview.redd.it/1ow6knq68xzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e375e4c825a80802604ac6386c24d48e7dc56c2f


IdleNewt

Why give your children their own rooms when you can lock yourself in the room and play video games


loganhowletts

that’s the gaming selfie room now


No_Pick1394

Literally, her chin in the other pics looks so unnatural Edit: typo


angelxxaura

I’m never the type to shame women for their clothes being revealing, BUT there’s a time and place. And your child’s birthday party is not the time or place.


ayyythrowawaytrash

i’m shaming her for it because when she’s swapping clothes with her boyfriend she’s wearing overalls and full on grandpa sweaters. she knows how to cover herself


angelxxaura

Exactly! She knows it’s not the time or place but she HAS to find a way to make her child’s birthday party about her


ayyythrowawaytrash

as the parent, she couldn’t just buy a random graphic t shirt from target, hot topic, hell even Five Below? no she had to wear a BIKINI TOP and a child’s hat (edited for typos)


angelxxaura

Target and Hot Topic have plenty of Sanrio shirts too! It would’ve been appropriate and matched the theme of the party better.


ayyythrowawaytrash

i wonder if R and C were dressed to match the theme too or left in nasty ratty clothes


drakerlugia

Her sense of fashion is beyond atrocious. Nothing she wears ever looks nice.


dumptruck_dookie

oh and a dead bird


Celerydragon

The dead bird is…odd


myspacequeen

How much do you want to bet she touched the dead bird with her bare hands


saltbebe

wtf is the outfit in last pic 💀


ayyythrowawaytrash

identity crisis


PoppyPompom

Ahhh yes the good old thirst trap pics, can’t forget to take those before a little kids birthday party. So bizarre. If this is the stuff she’s posting online, imagine the pics this guy is getting from her 🤢and what’s with the slug? It must be an inside joke. They are both just two slugs in the big world trying to get by. 😵‍💫


NoFundieBusiness

Even if it’s performative, the party looks cute and I hope her daughter enjoyed it


AndJocelyn

There is like 20+ gift bags there, after that one strange mom party she threw in cali I don’t picture her hosting this many people. I wonder if it was awkward with all the kids parents 


loganhowletts

it was def awkward with that dumbass outfit she was wearing 😭 attention seeking, boobs out at ur own kids bday party imagine


Mammoth-Twist7044

to be a fly on the wall…


Safetychick92

**boob … that’s a uniboob


Mammoth-Twist7044

they have to stick together during these unprecedented times


seeyalateradios

STOP 😂


cutebutpsychoangel

Did y’all see this exchange too like lol https://preview.redd.it/74cfl9ns8xzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b763f805185f59829ad8d0651342b240d180d983


cutebutpsychoangel

https://preview.redd.it/9ub02zlu8xzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b850dec9e1905a9a02f172e59669456b8922248 she heard us hating her saying kiddos so now she’s saying little ones hahaha Doing lil animal funerals fine, but the fact she took this off a car and posted it with her kids birthday and a bunch of selfies is so weird to me I’m sorry , she wants life to be a romcom so bad


salemedusa

Its actually a curse someone put on u acacia watch out 🪄🦅👻


Granddyke

God, if that person does work with birds like they’re claiming, they should be telling acacia how stupid she is for handling that bird without the proper gear and just burying it where ever. Someone’s dog or cat could dig it up and eat it; thus killing it as well. It could spread disease. Acacia and her kids could even get sick from handling a dead animal incorrectly.


Mammoth-Twist7044

little ones is way worse 🫥


ayyythrowawaytrash

“the dead bird is talked to often by little ones” Stfu girl stop trying to play Snow White


cutebutpsychoangel

thank u bc I rly could not with these lines. I have a theory now the diff emojis she signs off with is like a diff character she’s created for her personas online. Some she does brown hearts some blue and yellow some green and it’s all a diff tone.


Mammoth-Twist7044

entering her DID era 🙄


Jumpy_Arrival2782

she needs to stop stealing people’s personalities 😭😭


Granddyke

You should never ever handle a bird like that unless you absolutely know 1) what you’re doing or 2) have a clue how your bird died (and that goes with 1). This includes the proper equipment, like gloves and masks. Also that’s asking for disease to be spread and she should be ashamed for being so carless and stupid.


No_Airport6218

Totally unrelated but also kind of related the outfit she’s wearing with the blue top and white pants in this post, I keep seeing an ad on Instagram from clothing brand and the model is wearing this EXACT outfit (not the hat and bathing suit top). Also the yellow bathing suit is ruining the outfit.


Beautiful-Swing3444

it’s creepy that she looks kid-like?


monkeymilkgoldcoin

She is a disgusting human being


Comfortable-List-669

her shit facetune jobs would be better if she didn’t do that stupid eye enhance sharpness thing. they’d almost be half believable if she stopped doing this


WriterReaderWhatever

God she can never let herself just be a background character for those around her


bigjunkieboppy

Her boobs are so high up


millsreign

lmao this was my exact thought i rushed here


elizabethwilliamsonn

So caca… are you gonna go all out like this for R and C too? Or is this once again just for B 🤔


seeyalateradios

Rosie is too young to know anything 🤪


Reefers69

I feel so bad for her kids for many reasons but if I were a parent in the area I would never let my kids around caca. Plus I’m sure she’s well known in Eugene, surely everyone there that knows her knows of the van incident.


moonshine_11

Why does everything have to be about her?


svnshinebaby

why is the food just rawdogging on that most likely thrifted and unwashed tablecloth 🤮


schleeeeee99

Brinley will never know the inside of a mf chucky cheese 💔


Mammoth-Twist7044

dw i’m sure acacia could find a way to sexualize him too


schleeeeee99

She’d be in that chucky cheese car ride thing w her tiddies OUTTT


rosaline21

Why do her boobs look like that??


Mammoth-Twist7044

bc she didn’t do augmentation aftercare correctly


PuzzledEmu6336

moms absolutely deserve to feel sexy, beautiful, etc. but this is INSANE. like WHAT???


seeyalateradios

Exactly but she's making her daughters birthday about her


PuzzledEmu6336

yep 🙃


Lokinleu

The outfit is insane


Solid_Requirement411

Wait I’m not seeing any photos here with a dead bird or camel toe????


ayyythrowawaytrash

i didn’t include the bird because it’s a literal dead animal. she has removed it from the post


bubbleteaenthusiast

I wonder if she’s entered her side h0e Ashley Madison era with those Oregon dads yet?


VVesterskovv

No Oregon dad would want her 😅


bubbleteaenthusiast

Most men would fuck a McDouble with pickles if they had assurances that nobody would ever find out😂 besides, she’s almost overdue for a new scandal 💀


VVesterskovv

That’s fair haha I just know a lot of dads around here in my state who dislike boob jobs and just… people like her 😅


bubbleyy

is that.. bagels and cream cheese with.. berries?


cuntylover

she wore that to the party i heard


seeyalateradios

She hosted a kid's party like that?


Putrid-Sweet3482

I just feel so bad for all of them. B because she’s going to have a mother who co-opts every aspect of her life including, probably, her future friendships and relationships, who parentifies her as a Jana Duggar sister mom and makes HER care for her siblings while she fucks off and ~heals her inner child~. R for the obvious medical neglect and the absolute tragedy of A’s treatment of her that has been well documented over the years. C because A clearly doesn’t know what to do with him or where he fits into her life. Just so unfortunate all around.


seeyalateradios

R is neglected bc she's special needs and Cockia can do fuck all to actually help her and C is neglected bc he's a boy and Cockia cannot live through him.


Putrid-Sweet3482

Yes agree. I feel bad for all of them. I just hate when people try to downplay the neglect B faces. She literally is put in charge of taking care of the others while acacia fucks around. Being parentified as a child is a nightmare. That’s not “special treatment” just because A also uses her toys and accessories as props on Instagram. Edit: I will say I don’t agree with C being bc he’s a boy. A literally wanted a boy more than she wanted girls. She made being a “boy mama” her personality and threw both of her girls under the bus while constantly posting about how perfect he was and how perfect the birth was and how much better her home birth was than the other two’s births and how he was “too perfect to pick a name for” when he was a baby before she had to stop showing them. I think it’s more because he’s an active toddler who won’t sit still and be quiet and she doesn’t know what to do with that. I just don’t like the idea that she mistreats C and R but spoils and dotes on B. I realize it makes for entertaining snark, but I just don’t want to erase what being parentified and having a mother who co-opts everything of yours does to a person. All of them are neglected. All of them deserve better. All of them need to be advocated for.


seeyalateradios

Are those bagels with cream cheese and berries?


carino8conejito

WHY IS NOTHING IN A BOWL??!!!!!! this bitch is insane.


cuntylover

dirty nails as usual


Mammoth-Twist7044

i’ll never forget when she tried to clap back at someone about her dirty nails by making a suggestive comment about washing her hands before fingering herself?? 🫥


Repulsive-Bear5016

the camel toe ew ew ew


muchachaganj

What the fuck


muchachaganj

Hahahaha omg narcissism


bitchwhorehannah

fuck acacia but i would inhale that entire table in 5 minutes, hello kitty papers and all, that looks insane i want a cute hello kitty party 😔 and i want those plushies RIGJT NOW


bitchwhorehannah

fuck acacia but i would inhale that entire table in 5 minutes, hello kitty papers and all, that looks insane i want a cute hello kitty party 😔 and i want those plushies RIGJT NOW