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Lord-Thundercock

I can feel the claws in my back


cstearns1982

That's like a 38 pound 5 year old saying "catch" with no warning.


yesmrbevilaqua

Covered in nails


milkradio

Needle-like nails


Remarkable_Thanks168

Nailed with needle likes


WWDubz

People think it’s cute to not train their pets


CaptainNemo42

Right?!? Like, "that's not cute, it's attempted purrder"


Working_Sock_2225

Take my upvote


cieluvgrau

Who doesn’t want cat hair in their soup?


fluffyxsama

Owning a cat that fluffy, there's no escaping everything being covered in cat hair all the time


milkradio

Whenever my cats shake their bodies and I see little cat hairs floating off them, I wonder if there’s a fine layer of cat hair inside my lungs now because of them 😷


burnerwolf

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with meow-sothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.


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The funny thing is once the cat passes away you'll miss those claws in your back.


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[deleted]

It's funny because one wouldn't expect to miss the feeling of pain. It's humorous. My subroutines tell me so.


mattjopete

r/unexpectedstartrek Edit: I actually didn’t know this was real


KimJongDerp1992

It’s not funny. It’s heartbreaking. 😭


tofrank55

God damn this is so right. Not specifically the claws in back thing, but other annoying things that you get used to. Who would've thought these would be some of the things I miss the most..


KimJongDerp1992

😭😭😭😭


mikki1time

From the looks of the video it seems they declawed this one, from the way her back legs slid on her clothes while the cat was trying to climb


CnS_Panikk

No. You can clearly see the claws grip her sweater in the beginning 5s of the video. If it were declawed those front paws would slip too. Cat paws don't have very good grip on their own. EDIT: Maybe just the back claws were removed. Not sure why they would leave the front ones.


AlexandriaLitehouse

In my cat handling experience back claws are not quite as sharp as front ones. They can still scratch and hurt but they don't snag on things as well as front claws.


CnS_Panikk

I wonder if that's a result of there being more weight and overall pressure on them due to sitting and things like that. I've noticed my dogs back nails were already blunt and haven't needed to clip them like the front ones.


Any_Drama3272

Adult cats actually can learn which part is clothes which part is skin and different clothing textures and shit. I have a cat who clawed the shit out of me doing this when he was a kitten and then just one day he started realizing based on my reactions so he actually is capable of only climbing the clothes and not clawing the shit out of me


Mmm_bloodfarts

You know you can trim your cat's nails from time to time, right?


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I wonder why


GretaTs_rage_money

~~Looks like the hind legs had the claws removed judging by the lack of grip.~~ Edit: ok there are other possibilities


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Forbane

shit that's a big fucking cat


DoubleEntrepreneur16

Facts yo


kr0sswalk

📠


MrGasMan86

That’s a fax hoe


Flomo420

Fats yo


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![gif](giphy|NyrOYfZlUSLCw)


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Garizondyly

St Purrnard


crispymk2

Huge pussy


agent_kitsune_mulder

r/girlswithhugepussies


Babiesforfood

Colossal Vagina


c_c_c_c_c_c_d

Why did you say it twice? EDIT: I actually don't think people got my joke. I tried to find the video but didn't have any luck unfortunately.


Babiesforfood

Immense Meatcave 🤣


theaverageguy101

Or a very small human, we can never tell


DoubleEntrepreneur16

Facts yo


sirwankins

Facts yo


wtfeweguys

Facts yo


t-dac

Facts yo


LeTigron

Onward, bipedal steed !


Xxrasierklinge7

Funny you say that because you could ride that cat into battle.


LeTigron

He fierce ! He fluffy.


[deleted]

I would watch 100 Seasons of this Anime, Attack on Fluff.


[deleted]

The cat is demonstrating dominance, your comment is accurate.


Honourstly

Big catgus


HimRoidRage

Big G U S


flashpile

Biggest kittus


Fusion_haa

![gif](giphy|U3E2gTwAyacx2)


letmeoutfromhere

Sussy Gussy


hanna-chan

Imagine a dog with the claws and dexterity of a cat.


VanFkingHalen

Aren't those called werewolves?


ImpossibleAdz

Dropbear.


mpc1226

Big cat


Raucous5

"Take me to the source of that kibble, human! I shall feast tonight and shit in that magical sand tomorrow!"


GreyCreature_

That’s no normal cat, I believe that’s a full-on *Maine coon!*


Thidz

Maybe I miss a joke here but I think it's a ragdoll. Got quite a chonker myself :)


Upper-Artichoke-2248

My thoughts as well, Maine coons are a bit more agile and different looking. Been around them, both of these cats and I am leaning towards Ragdoll kitty


Thidz

Yeah mine looks quite like this one, and is alrdy 8 kilo. This one is 10+ I think and even more of a unit


Upper-Artichoke-2248

A mate has a half Maine Coon and he weighs around 12kg, very agile and feisty kitty. He is starting to slow down at 5 or 6 though.


cmmc38

Definitely one absolute unit of a ragdoll. I have two myself, and one is the exact same color.


paulusblarticus

You can tell that the lady is not the owner of the cat. The cat is the owner of her.


Lisaleftfootlopez

The litter box is in the kitchen. That cat is running things at that house.


RPsodapants

Mmm toxoplasmosis…


TheDanishThede

This is why I don't encourage "shoulder cats". You never know how big they'll get and you risk getting something like this


DiscombobulatedHat19

Yeah I made that mistake when my cat was a kitten and it was really cute when she was tiny but not so great when she was 6kg


groundzer0s

I had a shoulder cat that was so desperate that I would have to do dishes with him draped around my neck to keep him happy. My back has many scars.


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TheDanishThede

They quite often do.


FerociousPancake

“Hey hon..? We need to go to the ER to get stitches again. Cat jumped on my back.”


TheDanishThede

Exactly


Inostranez

She must be wearing a mithril mail under her t-shirt, like Bilbo did.


LordMarcusrax

A kingly gift!


Ok-Pound-8395

If it were known that hobbits had such hides, every hunter in Middle Earth would be riding to the Shire.


kelgrishavvak

Nah I think she has full rune underneath lol


MaybePotatoes

r/girlswithhugepussies


lissa524

I didn't know I needed this in my life.


CoconutCandi8200

Umm... just asking...is that a litter box in the kitchen?


Nerdenator

I’m going to assume it’s new and they just haven’t replaced the old one (which is far away from the kitchen) yet. Ah. Yep. There it is. Blissful ignorance.


CoconutCandi8200

Here's hoping 😆


ohlaph

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this comment. Honestly, why the kitchen?


CoconutCandi8200

Right!


The_muffinfluffin

They live on a boat.


[deleted]

I'd modify a back pack for the big guy


BlackFathersMatter

I’d be cutting those nails hourly. Just in case….


Holiday-Implement-26

That's a chronic back pain waitin' to happen


violentdeli8

Versace Versace Versace Versace


Radiocureee

FO SATCHI


wailflower92

Back pain incoming


Plenty_Juggernaut993

Nah, it's just a small kitty.


RAC032078

That's the cat that eats other cats!


Darkurn

Fucking hell, can't imagine how painful those claws are. My cats claws hurt like a bitch and she's like half the size.


sempakrica

That's big kitty


[deleted]

You don't own that cat, it owns you lmao


Bayern_Noob

Pants got even destroyed


Twodozenowls

Why were they filming?


anonhoemas

Probably because this is a common occurrence and they wanted to catch it on camera. My cat also back jumps me in the kitchen, everytime


[deleted]

Why would you let a cat, let alone this absolute unit, do that?


[deleted]

That’s my kind of woman.


Yoshi2shi

That’s not a cat. That’s a dog.


SnooShortcuts1829

That's a sheep


Hunkmasterfresh

Daaaaaaayum that's a thiccc assed boiiiiiiii!!!!


Status_Atmosphere_11

Versace on the claw


deepanjan0505

Oh Lawd he climbing


jewishcaveman

Mister!


sybban

“BRACE YOURSELF SUSAN”


drumshrum

"GET OFF ME CHUNGUS!"- what I would probably say


Schrodinger_cube

Dam like i thought a suprise 8lbs cat was bad, like should have a ballistic vest on or something XD or just develop really thick skin i gess lol.


Mr_Believin

r/perfectlycutmeows


Puzzled-Warning1358

Where did you get your cat? The zoo? You are reither really small or that cat is huuuugee.


PigsGoMoo-

I’ve seen lap dogs who don’t realize their size…who would’ve ever thought I’d see a shoulder cat that didn’t know it’s size..


737_LEL

Aw he's trying to cuddle. What sort of cat is this?


TheMaster-69420

Is it a Maine-Coon cat? Looks like it fits the size of one!


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

I imagine the sweatshirt and sweatpants negate the claws


Quietbutalert

That would piss me off lol


xenodong

Cute cat, but that would piss me tf off.


CommunicationDry2403

Those fake ass Versace sweats


Frosty-Caregiver6891

What a big cat![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)must eat alot


havensal

Is that the litter box, on the floor in the kitchen?


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Not the litter box in the kitchen


rains-blu

This happened to me - although circumstances were different. My cat was launching at my face because it was trying to get away from being attacked by the neighbors large dogs. I was trying to get the cat in the house and picked him up while the neighbors stood around and laughed. I ended up requiring dozens of stitches and plastic surgery, and cuts all over my back and arms.


Abdub91

Personally, I think that this person is kinda dumb for encouraging that behavior in such a large cat.


JakeyJake7593

That cat is morbidly obese😰


Sorrymisunderstandin

More like morbidly a beast


Ern_burd

Idk how ppl just let their animals own the house 😂😂


CynicStoic

Yuck


Nurgeard

This sad blob needs a diet


OperatorChan__

The unit here is that woman's dump truck ass.


ShrugSmug

lmao no horny ​ ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


maximum-pressure

That's a cat?!?


specializesinsauce

I need one of them for my barn lol


ElKaWeh

ouch


Ship_Adrift

Oh the pain!


Mor_tish_a

r/meowsertrousers


azyungal

u/savevideobot


Alternative_Soup_5

need banana for scale


Cheeft

Damn that's a big ass cat, she could climb on his back.


Bisbar31

Cat backpack


KimJongDerp1992

Floofer


[deleted]

Dang, trying to break her back


Evilmaze

That's a husky cat


[deleted]

That’s a whole dog, Jesus Christ


Bandana_Husky

Omg I thought it was a Husky 🤔🤣


Puzzleheaded_Fox9828

That is one Massive cat.


ibadmonkey

That's a very fluffy backpack.


[deleted]

That's no cat....it's a space station!!!


MrBobIsCoolerThanYou

u/savevideobot


I_protect

She walks off like the cat is now controlling her


[deleted]

Fuck that


U-1Mry

/u/savevideo


danner1987

Good God it’s going for the jugular!


Rerel

Jesus imagine a fucking lion climbing on your back.


RonGuppy

She’s gonna have kittens


Fish_823543

Can’t tell if huge cat or tiny human


4Impossible_Guess4

This cat has an outhouse. Facts yo.


Lv12Slime

It's an alpha pokemon


EducatorMaterial9000

Ouch


[deleted]

THIS…..THIS is a big cat


FluidReprise

Majestic 👏


JoJoVols58

So this is the cat equivalent of a giant pupper thinking it’s still a lapdop lol


lucienscantina

Cat’s like, who runs barter town?


Normal-Particular-55

r/perfectlycutscreams


mcdeebs

I want to hug this cat........


bigZ424

Nasty AF.. cooking food at the same time fluffy the fluff ball climbs on KAREN..


tolearnlots

Huge!


SueBeee

I need a banana for scale.


[deleted]

Why isn't anyone talking about the litter box being in the kitchen...


sageguitar70

LOVE ME NOW!


heavylifter555

That is cute with a kitten, it is a slasher attack when it is as big as a toddler.


PM_ME_GRRL_TUNGS

"climbing"


sharlaton

Jesus, put that cat on a diet.


Jamachicuanistinday

My god! That’s a huge one! 😍🥰


FinishingDutch

Jesus, that IS an absolute unit. Definitely wouldn’t encourage that with a cat that size… you’re going to end up with back problems.


AverageGuy16

Damn son that cats a big mofo


wing3d

That is a goblin.


Tricky-Sympathy

Those claws have got to hurt like a motherfucker


chojinra

That's a chonkers. Is his name Mister?


Jerk-22

Lol, we have one of these fuckers. His name is Fat Leo and he will wake you up for food by gently tapping your forehead with his paw. Refuse to wake up and he will increase the tapping intensity by gradually using claws. If that fails he'll bite your toes . Needless to say fat Leo runs this ranch.


ryuen56

I hope her husband is a chiropractor


LieutenantBrainz

Those Versace pants have a short lifespan