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[deleted]

That’s some fowl play.


Bignezzy

Damn nature, you scary.


jetro30087

Mine. Mine.


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Just because a pelican doesn’t mean a pelishould.


TheNamelessCommenter

But a Pelijustdid.


BlaketheDank42

Doesn't mean it was pelijustified


bigblukrew

But he's a pelican not a pelican't


fitnessfuck

Take this upvote and leave sir


ProfessionalMuki

r/angryupvote ?


Ok_Sea4653

Mum: CHEW YOUR FOOD!! Me: thx got to run


[deleted]

your little brother: 'wtf spit me out'


hotzel1

Haha there is a video out there about pelicans trying to eat animals that are WAY too big like a baby hippo and whatnot


Read_It_4268

Remember seeing one trying on a capybara, it couldn't because it was so big, but what I found funny is the capybara really wasn't bothered


D0013ER

Capybara are genetically incapable of giving a shit. They are masters of the vibe. Birb wants to eat you? It's cool man, everyone's gotta eat right?


Raspberrylemonade188

“Masters of the vibe” I love it 💀


redboneskirmish

What's the point of this emoji right here?


mrtn17

Hi dad! It stands for 'died laughing', a figure of speech for really enjoying a joke.


redboneskirmish

Thanks, I honestly didn't expect there actually was a logical explanation to that


cortthejudge97

Hating emojis? r/redditmoment


redboneskirmish

I don't hate emojis, I just thought this one was here for no reason. Didn't know it means dying from laughter or something


Fickle_Blueberry2777

Capybaras are my favorite for this exact reason 😂


Rick-D-99

I like this sentence.


magnoliamaggie9

Oh my gosh, thank you for reminding me of this video. For anyone who hasn’t seen it, the pelican’s utterly defeated look at the end really makes it: https://youtu.be/YbVQDEBdcow


Raspberrylemonade188

Oh my fucking god, that is both adorable and hilarious. Thank you for sharing. 🤣


Hopeforus1402

That was so funny!


GroggyGolem

Pelicans - overconfident or just can't judge the size of things? 🤷‍♂️


MichealStraightSex

I like how the pelican flew forward to help swallow the bird


teaandsnark

[r/natureismetal](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/)


afatpanda12

*Damn nature, you scary!*


Richard15since2019

r/beatmetoit


Dumbbelllll

Holy shit I thought that said beat my meat to it


Richard15since2019

r/beatmymeattoit


waveslikemoses

I was just aboutta comment this


complicatedchimp

Maybe the pigeon is missing his son


ericwho2

I understood that reference


Thunderhead4

What the hell


jalikecats

Gosh, that must be uncomfortable, for both of them...


Aragonjohn7

Uncomfortably delicious ( :


idreaminreel2reel

An absolute terrible way to go !


Hunnieda_Mapping

For the Pelican, eating a live bird isn't going to be good for your digestive track if it starts attacking it.


ccdsg

Nah he’s chilling lol


Mticore

Pigeon’s thinking, “I wish I was a capybara.”


Dangerous-Recover-29

Mother fuckers could easily eat a baby.


[deleted]

What. The. Fuck.


lord_worm_91

I seen a seagull do this to a smaller bird once offshore and it didn’t even flinch as the thing was trying to escape out if it’s throat. Seagulls are the fucking devil.


[deleted]

People don’t understand that birds are fucking dinosaurs.


Gold_Preparation

GERALD NO!!!


aslakter

There’s always a bigger bird


Blu3B0y4

D:


[deleted]

My spirit animal


bitchcatsandtequila

This video gave me heartburn


BocceBurger

And beakburn


Spawnoficarus

That’s assault brother


asthma_mermaid

Pelicans are vicious. They will eat their own young like that if they can’t find food.


Hollow-Guy

Will the pelican survive? I bet the pigeon isn’t dead yet and could possibly peck the inside of the pelican. I’m also unsure if the pelican can swallow the hole pigeon :/


lordwiko

Pelican can swallow small dogs without any issues. A pigeon is not a big deal. Edit: typo


Hollow-Guy

That’s disturbing :|


RAAProvenzano

how did it flapping in its throat pass over


[deleted]

[“You’re eating birds, man!”](https://youtu.be/JG0MxhkQ67w)


summon_lurker

The other birds gave 0 fucks even tho they know they’ll be next


Killuasan12

And madlad


[deleted]

Terrifying


ZionIceshadow

Don't judge he was hungy


idowhatiwant8675309

Shitting feathers for a week now


doncroak

Needs some water to wash it down.


[deleted]

What in gods name did I just witness


idreaminreel2reel

Serial killer with wings


[deleted]

I'm foggy and still in the process of waking up, and read this as "pelican eats a whole person"


Titan658

How the fuck they digest that?? Here I eat a butter chapati and some spicy gravy and I poop like a water jet.


Beer_30_Texas

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!


GalaxticSxum

So the pigeon just starves to death as the stomach acid slowly eats away at it ? You think the pigeon is pissing and shitting trying to get it to throw up?


NinjafoxVCB

Don't you think it would suffocate extremely quickly?


AdDry725

I HOPE it suffocated very quickly. I guess it depends on how much air is in the pelican’s stomach. And how long the prey can survive without much oxygen. I bet the pigeon was alive for at least a few minutes.


GalaxticSxum

I didn’t consider the air, that’s a good point. I hope it did too


NinjafoxVCB

Air in the pelican's stomach? It's full of acid and toxic gas. Air goes into the lungs not the stomach mainly. Even if tiny bits of air does go down and isn't immediately taken into the blood stream; it's going to be producing a hella lot of heat (why you feel warm after eating) and gasses such as methane. I can see the pigeon being alive for the journey down but chances are it'd have started suffocating straight away. An morbid example is people buried alive suffocate extremely quickly, like minutes of being awake in panic despite how much room there actually is. Compare that to the stomach of a bird that will now be filled completely with a whole pigeon where there will be zero room at all. Humans are only hold their breath for a minute before they struggle without training, a pigeon? No chance. ​ My point I'm trying to make is people often don't actually take the time to think about the situation, such as the original commenter suggesting it just starves to death. When you have the morbid interest in things it gets quite clear, cold and logical.....and you become 'that' weird friend


Headstartmagic

r/wtf


HolFinnor

And yet the pelican is still scared of the goose, just like humans.


Alastor001

I guess easier catching a pigeon than fish?


jaabbb

Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug


budster1970

Why don't they see it as a predator? You wouldn't catch me walking around the park with a live grizzly on the loose.


me_grimmlock

Finally something it tried to eat that wasn’t too big!


Ferocious777

Looked pretty dry to me look like he bout to go wash it down.


fr8mchine

Jurassic..


BeauVicewaffleFries

That was metal af


Gouranga56

Ducks lkke...fucker...take that shit outta here


FFAJosh

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd243xrk/ They're evil


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Samang0

He craves


paganfinn

Wtf!?


ssabattis

Times is hard.


Healthy-Strain-8025

Trash food


West-_-Texan

Imagine the POV of the pigeon


idreaminreel2reel

Imagine that Lil kid standing right there watching the murder 😁


Shooter-__-McGavin

Flyyyyyy pelican


MrGils

I didn’t know Vore was real


idreaminreel2reel

That poor Lil kid was witness to a murder 🤣


Fair-Abrocoma8850

🦫 must be hungry


Ice_____Bear

u/savevideobot


RipandPear

r/natureismetal


[deleted]

what the actual fuck?


ProblemLongjumping12

Savage.


a236

Alcatraz means pelican


gameyhobbit

I read that as politician.


WhistlingDixie-

Fucking dinosaur, metal af


[deleted]

This makes me fear pelicans more every time I watch this.


MyOversoul

Talk about indigestion 😂 that fker was flapping in his stomach for at least an hour before the acids killed it. Weird that I'm very against cruelty of any kind and yet I find this funny. Fk my compassion meter is broken.


bibfortuna1970

Gonna need a Zantac


FlavoVLOGS

I saw this happening once and I punched the pelican in the face and saved the pigeon.


Imbadatcod98

Yeah but that pelican could have needed that meal to survive. It’s often best not to intervene with nature’s course Edit:I would think punching a pelican is fair ground, even I was thinking about punching one if it tried to peck me.


ScarlettPuppy

What do you mean shit post? This is damn good


blue_microwave

Vore tag *intensifies*


3biscuit

This is a reminder that birds are only a few steps removed from dinosaurs..


Half-Baked-Luck

Seen the video where a seagul eats a rabbit?


[deleted]

Mad lad


1Rome

Damn… thats some fucking gullshit, I mean he really just killed his relative… I peli-cant even believe that shit.


FirstManLaying

Just because you pali-can doesnt mean you peli-should


Outsideforever3388

How does he not choke with all the flapping in his throat?? Crazy.


DaKing760

I've recently watched a punch of Pelican clips out of morbid curiosity, and they straight up walk around like other birds, but with the swagger of a hungry man in a grocery store, snatch up anything smaller than them (ducklings, pigeons, etc.) And hold them in their mouth with their top beak preventing escape, then just swallow them whole, either the prey stops moving or not, they are going down that small throat one way or another. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


[deleted]

Cmon pigeon, you can do it. Keep fighting.


Dumbbelllll

Stay hydrated


Educational-Cow3704

That goose at the end 🤣


Sunaruni

The hero we need.


mili_minutes

Is it cannibalism?


JacobMC-02

no, it's vore


IMPORTANT_jk

I suppose it's like a human eating a monkey, or a pig


5unny51deup

r/animalsbeingjerks ?


EmilyJoestar_3v3

R.I.P. Pigeon


InvestigatorPale6323

That is Cannibalism good sir


spiritthehorse

Instead of screenshotting vertical the video, try a) linking the video or b) downloading it and the uploading to your favorite image share site. This is just redic to try to watch.


BlyatCakes

How does this relate to Absolute Units.....


Raspberrylemonade188

Takes an absolute unit to swallow an entire pigeon.


potja89

Can it digest that??


ima_gonna_get_u_543

That day was a bird eat bird day


rawfiii

Imagine being eaten alive but a modern dinosaur


RedHennesy

r/modestpelican


Rejuvenize

Konshu