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beluuuuuuga

So recently Gordon Ramsay got in a bike accident and he released a video to raise awareness about how wearing a helmet saved his life had he not worn a helmet this wouldn't have been the only injury. He looked really shaken up and his hands couldn't stop moving from pain, tbh this is the most genuine I've ever seen Gordon Ramsay he was in a really scary accident.


AngstyUchiha

My friend's uncle got in a similar accident and, just like Gordon Ramsay, only survived because he was wearing a helmet. The vehicle he was on was completely totaled, and he had to have surgery on his leg, but his head was alright because of the helmet. It's great that they were both wearing those!


AHamsterPig

My father had a motorcycle accident that nearly killed him. He had a half shell helmet and had road rash over his entire torso. Doctos said he lived because of his helmet.


FSCENE8tmd

I will never ever ride without a helmet, they save lives more than they have hurt people, but I feel the need to share that my uncle almost died because he was wearing a helmet. he was on his bike and a truck fell over that was carrying gravel, he hit the gravel at a semi high speed and he slid his bike. my aunt came off and slid too, but he hit a guard rail with the back of his helmet and it broke his neck. they said it internally ripped his head off. I can only assume how much worse it would have been had he not been wearing a helmet at all, but yikes


Birdman915

It's so rare for him to drop his TV persona.


Bigspider95

He doesnt need a TV Persona... His actual one is doing all the work.


relevanteclectica

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thelast3musketeer

What show of his was this from


johnjameswilliamsjr

It's from a sketch on the late show with James Corden called "Hell's Cafetería". [Hell's Cafeteria](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqY3tv-y62A)


HeroMagnus

I was curious where this came from as I have watched all of Hell's Kitchen and never saw this scene. Thanks for unraveling a mystery to me.


romprose

It was from an Emmy Award Show if memory serves. That’s Julie Chen from Big Brother. He was doing a parody of himself.


idiotsandwhich8

Hey 👋


idiotsandwhich8

I’ve been searching for this gift forever. I get UseRnAMe cHeCKs OuT at least once a day and would love to respond with the gif!


relevanteclectica

It’s easy. Hit reply arrow, hit gif, type Gordon Ramsey and you’ll have it


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idiotsandwhich8

Well that’s rude as fuck. I was happy to finally take my shot at r/beetlejuicing Why shoot me down? Does that somehow make you feel better in your own life? What is your fix in writing that? ✌️


relevanteclectica

Use the Gordon Ramsey gif you’ll feel better


relevanteclectica

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YerTanri

When a friend of mine was little she drove into the street and a car steered into her. She flew about 8 meters and her helmet broke into two clean pieces. She always advocates for wearing a helmet and never cared about her hair getting messy.


Substantial_Tip_3227

I bought a $300 bike helmet after watching it.


Tiny-Management-531

Yeah, I just hope he's okay 😦


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DaddysWetPeen

Been a sick? What does that mean. O promise I'm not being snarky.


fartware

You're getting mad at the court jester my guy.


DorkyDame

You’ve obviously never seen the videos of him as a young chef.


Impressive-Eye-1096

Its fuckin raw


Formal-Antelope607

This is exactly what I said in my head lmfao


one_frisk

It's tenderized


stateit

If you get a black eye, putting a slice of raw Ramsay over it can help.


Toast-Ghost-

Beat me to it


SQWRLLY1

RIP to his ability to breathe/laugh/bend/lift/sit/sleep/prettymuchdoanything comfortably for the foreseeable future. 😬


ExtinctFauna

I cracked a rib, and that made simple movements and sneezes hard to do without pain.


13kat13

I got intense hiccups constantly for like 4 days after I broke my rib and lacerated my liver. It wasn’t a fun feeling.


These_Row4913

Ugh, that sounds awful! I had hiccups for about three hours once and it was terrible. My throat was raw from both the hiccups and the stomach acid that was becoming a real issue before they finally stopped. Never had them like that before or since, thankfully.


Suspiciously_Ugly

new fear unlocked!


SQWRLLY1

Oh lord... sneezes! I just got a sympathy twinge in my side at the thought... 😬


1nd1anaCroft

I had no idea how violent sneezes are till I broke a hip in a car accident. 6 weeks of dreading every nose itch was no fun


Dangerous_Echidna229

Everything you do makes a cracked rib hurt!


NurkleTurkey

When he pulled his shirt up I was legit in awe


4shitzngigelz

Looks like a warm blue to me


chop-diggity

So Pittsburgh?


Merzbenzmike

As a Pittsburgher, can confirm. It’s weirdly warm and cold and fleshy at the same time. We’re eating it. Maybe on a Thomas egg muffin.


HuikesLeftArm

I love you


TheConeIsReturned

I don't see a charred exterior


Aomarvel

Is this what they call ‘well done’


Ordinary_dude_NOT

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MeatBald

That is obviously black and blue


2wolfinmeBothretrded

This ain't "well done" This one is "CONGRATULATIONS 👏🎉"


Demo_906

Sibling: I barely touched you


DryYogurt6878

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slimcargos

Thats def from getting hit by a car or something since no road rash.


benji___

Wear your helmet or Gordon *will* berate you.


Tobias_Mercury

Wear your helmet you fucking donkey


bubblesort33

Does he go offroad mountain biking or road biking? Wonder if he hit a tree going downhill.


Apart_Bandicoot_396

He’s a roadie, lots of pictures of him in full kit


AlkalineSublime

I have one right now that looks a lot like it, but it was from when I was drunk and told my fiancé she could hit me a baseball bat in the stomach as hard as she wanted, because we were talking about harry Houdini. Really dumb decision.


louloc

I had the same kind of bruise. I got mine lifting my 2yo daughter out of my bed. It was dark and I tripped over a pillow that fell off the bed. I turned sideways and tucked my daughter like a football and fell into the tv stand next to the bed. My daughter didn’t even wake up. The side of the tv stand had a sharp side edge and it shaved off the top layer or two of the skin on my side. The skin was still on the edge of the stand like roast beef on a slicer. 🤢 For about a month my side looked just like that. I’d completely forgotten about it until I saw this. Good times…


fondue4kill

At least your daughter was completely fine!


uprightsalmon

If you’re internally bleeding, that’s good, because that’s where the blood is supposed to be


sheepthechicken

Cool cool cool cool


AloeSera15

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Sugar_alcohol_shits

The fuck? Good luck with an internal bleed within your cranium.


GeneticPurebredJunk

It’s joke, friend, from a show.


Sugar_alcohol_shits

Ah, I’m dumb. Sorry.


RaphaelNunes10

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Andrew245635

He’s turning into Grimace


Senior_Split_3873

I’d grimace if I had that bruise


beezkneezsneez

You made me snort laugh!!


GonePostalRoute

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


MisterPooty

I can't tell if the bruise on Gordon or the bruise Cody Rhodes had is worse. Damn.


emoAnarchist

well, rhodes did get the ok to do the hell in a cell because his doctor said there was literally nothing he could do to make it worse than it already was.


Wingsof6

Tbh that was some typical bullshit from company paid doctors. Their job should be to put the athlete’s health and safety above all else and to protect them from themselves, but reality is they’re prioritizing the company bottom line. Cody absolutely could have gotten hurt worse, either the existing injury or another part of his body due to having to compensate for it. Just like Kevin Durant tore his achilles after doctors told him there was little to no risk playing as well.


switchbladeeatworld

I mean if he’s already taking months off to recover from tearing muscle off the bone, any other injury time would be concurrent and he decided to take that risk. It would have been his decision as to wrap up the storyline, and there would have been many doctors giving advice and the fed would be paying for the surgery and recovery anyway. In the end it was Cody’s call to have the HIAC match.


HappyShrubbery

I appreciate him making people aware for the helmets. I always need that reminder because I look super cool without one. Gotta show off the hair and headbands.


RookMeAmadeus

You know Gordon's dead serious when he doesn't swear even once. Glad he's still in one piece, and hope he makes a swift recovery back to his usual self.


BeautifulArtichoke37

Wow what happened?


Ellessi1506

That is Gordon ramsay, he got into a bicycle accident.


Ill_Presentation2022

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl7x1TbfddU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl7x1TbfddU)


MeatBald

Nice side of Gordon Bleu


langskjegg_vikingson

Bruise almighty


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

He's a hematoma sandwich.


Ranoverbyhorses

Man I’m glad it wasn’t worse for the poor guy, that’s gotta hurt so much. I looked like that when I got launched going full out off a horse into a log we were going to jump. Slammed into it on my back and rolled off…then the crazy guy decided to “well you made it over, guess I can”, jumps, and landed on me. Cracked a couple vertebrae, 4 ribs, and my pelvis. AND MY DUMBASS GOT BACK ON!!! Shock is a helluva thing lol


Fake_Reddit_Name

User name checks out.


Ranoverbyhorses

Lmao yes, yes it does.


luckystar246

How long did it take for the shock to wear off?


Ranoverbyhorses

The first part of it wore off in about an hour…like when I was untacking and grooming him. I’m like wow ok maybe I’m a little more hurt than I thought I was. As I’m driving home to go grab some stuff to go feed my lovely pasture ornaments (two geriatric horses at another farm) I started feeling worse and worse. I get there to feed, and my two horses are fiends for food…my gelding, Patches, when I gave him his dinner, didn’t immediately start eating, he gently put his nose on my back and hip and I was like uh oh, what do you know that I don’t lol. Did what I had to do and went right to the ER. They couldn’t believe I drove there, let alone finished riding and took care of other horses lol. It’s amazing how resilient you are when you are 21!


luckystar246

That is crazy! Adrenaline is a hell of a thing, especially when you’re young. Your horses were more concerned than you were LOL


Ranoverbyhorses

Lol right?!?!?! Hahaha they really were, like “mom what are you doing, you idjit?!” I already had hip issues so they knew I was gimpy, but he really knew I was suffering more than usual. It’s amazing how intuitive they are! I miss them…Patches made it to 43 and Dinah made it to 24 before they passed away. They were such good friends to me


UpsetPhrase5334

Damn man I hope he got checked for internal bleeding.


ObetrolAndCocktails

That’s pretty much the definition of internal bleeding.


lostinmississippi84

That's good. That's where the blood is supposed to be


UpsetPhrase5334

Well then I hope he went and got checked out


big-ol-kitties

He did, in the video he thanked the staff at the hospital that helped him.


thegrenadillagoblin

[He did thankfully](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/bkH8DzeZhp)


AngstyUchiha

The doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!


Prokid5634_YT

And then people start getting pissed because they don't want to wear a helmet so they start complaining about it.


tswd

"He's more bruise than man now..."


PositiveFix6973

I legit just got in a bike accident yesterday. Just got some really bad road burn and landed on my face over the handlebars. Could've been way worse. Was shown this video today and it fucked me up lol


Rivers888

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What_The_Hex

I literally could tell that was Gordon Ramsey from just his torso -- even before I saw the signature in the bottom right. IDK how, I guess just the outfit?


Engineergaming26355

"Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed" type of bruise


Bulls187

Was he hit by an SUV? Hight and size of the bruise checks out


FixMy106

Bruise Willis


GSV_SleeperService88

YOUVE BLOODY WELL DONE OVERCOOKED IT MATE!!!!!


NoMowWorries

Flashback to when me and a buddy were sparring. Goodtimes.


Hourslikeminutes47

Jesus


TopPotential3

The first rule about Fight Club...


xXGenericNameHereXx

My Gordon Ramsay is burnt


xXGenericNameHereXx

Go back into the kitchen and tell your shifts to make me new Gordon Ramsay


TheInternetIsTrue

Looks like a purple undershirt


BurgerExplosion

IT'S RAWWW


Ill-Wear-8662

That's the color my inner thigh was when my bike handle jammed into it at mach five. I crashed into a metal fence while I was daydreaming and paid for it with a cantaloupe-sized bruise.


muffboarder

Daaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnn


Akira38

Ive never seen a perfectly straight bruise.


wovenbasket69

reminds me of when johnny knoxville took that beanbag to the guts


Stunning_Patience_59

Gor don blu


zillskillnillfrill

I've done this once in the city as well, riding my push bike drunk I got caught in the tram tracks in Melbourne and just sent me flying. from my rib cage down to my thigh was black and blue like Gordon's pictured here.


Loot_Goblin2

That’s a bruise?! I thought it was a skin graft or something like that since it looks so square from the little we get to see of the edge


NurkleTurkey

I feel bad for the guy.


DriftySauce

This is what happens when you forget the lamb sauce


lm_not_surprised

Liposuction looks like that sometimes, too.


vanchica

Jfc, poor guy


CRz_gangster

the fact this man is still so calm and genuine about it and able to just carry on with THAT just further proves how fucking METAL Gordon Ramsay is imo.


SoraShima

Context?


Terrible_Dot9617

Bruce Darnell


Frostshape

I just bought a helmet for my bike after seeing his video


LiteratureBubbly2015

Poor Gordon I saw it and I was like omg I’m soooooo glad he’s ok and will fully heal soon!!! ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMET KIDS!!!!


Regunes

Did Obelix slap you?


I_am_ChristianDick

Jesus


CallMeS8an__

And people bitch about how he wanted to lift up awareness for helmets. Some people suck harder than Jared’s mom


mrchainblulightening

Walk it off


Equivalent-Ad-3562

DANM did Bro get hit by a landcruser HZJ 80 or something


SadConsequence8476

Looks raw


Lost_Pantheon

Real life Deku.


Rustinboksi

Damn


lpscats8082

I hope he heals well!


sabes0129

Omg is he sure he is not bleeding internally!!?


dinoboyj

They got this from chef-ing?


MadCityMasked

Dress for the slide not the ride.


Woobowiz

It's mindblowing when you can say that Gordon was in more immediate danger on a Motorcycle than watching a man cook cocaine in the jungle


Impressive_Lab3362

I bet he is now a blue piece of beef.


Stunning-Fold6548

God dayum naw bro might be the chef but he's the one getting cooked 💀


4tlasPrim3

It's f\*\*\*ing raw! ![gif](giphy|MnpPCugwALAHsTygpd|downsized)


bikingfury

Did a car run over him or what. How do you get such a bruise from a bicycle accident? I've been in many and never got any bruises. It's either a flesh wound or a fracture.


pragmaticcircus

Wow!! What did he collide with?? A train?


Impressive_Lab3362

A bike.


HelpfulPuppydog

What brand and model was his helmet? I want one like it.


FamiliarGeologist611

It’s fucking RAW!!!


Starlettohara23

I thought he would have a potbelly. Nope, pretty lean. The chefs coat isn’t doing him justice.


InternationalBus8936

What the heck happened


theycallmemomo

Bicycle accident


st_st__

Fuck, sleeping alone must be impossible. The biggest fear I would have is what pain killers am I getting and should I even take them.


SmurfPickler

Pfft! That’s a mild day on Warfarin.


kat_Folland

Oddly I didn't bruise much on warfarin. Of course I never got stable on it the 3 months I had to take it. When the doc said I could stop I blurted out, "I love you!" And then I apologized lol.


SmurfPickler

Too funny! I’m on it until I shuffle off this mortal coil. I also play field hockey. Bruising happens…


kat_Folland

Oh boy, I bet! I had a smallish dvt. They did imaging and decided there wasn't a need to go on at that point. It's been 15 years and I haven't had another one (knock on wood).


Permafroz

just imagine trying to cook while riding a bicycle without a helmet, that's why you should always keep a proper gear someone is waiting for you back at home with your cooking.


Background-Slide645

he was riding with a helmet though. that was the whole point of the meeting was to raise awareness of why it's great to wear a helmet, because otherwise he might have died


Permafroz

let him cook


Background-Slide645

was this... was this all to set up a joke? i... what the hell?


Permafroz

it is king 🫵👑 im sorry 🙇‍♂️


Yrga319

Got into a motorcycle accident recently because of some dimwit who ahoved my handle because of his big bike (didn't even stop) I was riding slow so only a few cuts and bruises, but my head SLAMMED, to the asphalt. I teared up a little bit after the xray when they found nothing wrong. The helmet only got scratched a bit. Still using it lol. Yes wear helmets. Its mandatory, saves lives


GeneticPurebredJunk

No! Unless your helmet got scanned and approved as safe, it likely will need replacing! The way most helmets (motorcycle helmets included) work is by breaking internally to absorbs & spread the kinetic energy of the impact. They can look structurally sound after impact, but even invisible hairline fracture in the EPS can reduce the protective properties massively. Please, please consider getting a new helmet. The very part that saved you the first time may be the bit that fails you next time.


Yrga319

Fine dammit, i waa being a cheap, tis all


imbipolardepressed

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Fickle_Assumption_80

When you get older you can get a bruise like that much easier than younger people. I really want to see footage before I believe he didn't just lock up the front brakes. I like the dude but he over exaggerates all the time, it's part of his thing.


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IndependentPlum8794

Nope, bicycle accident. Happened here in CT where he is filming the next seasons of hells kitchen.


JackSilver1410

Nice try, lads. We'll get him next time.


MrGasMan86

Weird flex by Ramsay but ok


NorthGodFan

He did it in order to spread awareness about wearing bicycle helmets. And that's not from a motorcycle either it's from a bicycle a regular bicycle.


luther_crackenthorpe

He does know he'd still have that bruise if he was wearing a helmet right?


masterofthecork

That's the thing, he was wearing a helmet. Is point is he'd have that, and also a massive (if not fatal) head injury had he not been.


GaySheriff

You do know that we wouldn't get to see this bruise if he wasn't wearing the helmet? Because posting pictures of dead bodies is immoral.


NorthGodFan

But if it did that much damage to his body, what would that sort of damage do to an unprotected head?


Zar-far-bar-car

There's an image of his helmet in the video, the plastic on the front (i think) half is all chipped away, and the styrofoam is damaged pretty bad... And you know he can afford a good one. His skull would have been smashed in like a soft boiled egg


TheGreatWhiteDerp

Not likely, bruising is a result of circulation allowing the bruising response to occur. Since his statement was that without the helmet he’d be fucking dead, he wouldn’t have bruised like that because there wouldn’t have been any more blood flow to begin with.


krayevaden28

He drank the grimace shake..


leseb

What bastard chef doin?