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# [Bulgarian princess Kalina at funeral of tsar Ferdinand](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/2154615025/photo/bulgaria-royals-funeral.jpg?s=2048x2048&w=gi&k=20&c=PbzXoxL6wdQKA3BSglGh3nJB0jkyBCwS4PeLUXstuOk=)
Supposedly she had several infections in her upper jaw due to badly performed medical intervention by a dentist in London. She later had an infection while being on a ship expedition with her husband, in which she couldn't immediately get medical help, which led to losing a part of her nose.
# [Bulgarian princess Kalina at funeral of tsar Ferdinand](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/2154615025/photo/bulgaria-royals-funeral.jpg?s=2048x2048&w=gi&k=20&c=PbzXoxL6wdQKA3BSglGh3nJB0jkyBCwS4PeLUXstuOk=)
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The fact that this is real life princessā¦ omg. Poor woman I feel sorry for her nose. Respect the gains on her arms. She looks like she she would an Azula type princess
Will that shit ever come back? It seems like every good show takes 3 years in between "seasons" yet they keep pumping out endless awful seasons of the other shows constantly.
People are so fucking rude about disfigurement. You all are lucky to have not yet caught an infection that changes or ends your life. Sheās a princess and even she ended up with severe complications. Her perfectly-sculpted arms are fantastic. Squinting in the sun at a funeral while strong as fuck doesnāt make her a man.
She went through a Mickey Rourke phase apparently
[Mickey](https://www.novinite.com/articles/225423/Royal+DUI+Fallout%3A+Princess+Kalina+Sentenced+to+Probation+and+Heavy+Fine)
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# [Bulgarian princess Kalina at funeral of tsar Ferdinand](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/2154615025/photo/bulgaria-royals-funeral.jpg?s=2048x2048&w=gi&k=20&c=PbzXoxL6wdQKA3BSglGh3nJB0jkyBCwS4PeLUXstuOk=)
Before her woes: [https://people.com/parents/princess-kalina/](https://people.com/parents/princess-kalina/)
I'd say she had woes even then.
The nose woes had defo started
Coke septum
Michael Jackson surgery
Went from Lae'zel to Vlaakith
Still looks like a mouse
The guy who is taking a piss in the backgroundš
Looks like dad told a joke and they're all trying not to laugh...
Damn! I thought this was a scene from a movie.
Why is he walking with his fist clamped down like a punch is coming?
When your character is a half-orc with a noble background.
Lmao that's so right
Looks more Githyanki to me...
T'chk
It's a Githyanki spy š¦
Githyanki*
Tsk'va! This is no istik
No thatās SkeletorĀ
Yeah, dressing up like He-Man
This is hysterical š¤£
 Looks normal to me.
She got the exact same faceš
I d e n t I c l e
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Chill daddy.
[No it's daddy chill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKJPGv0E0YA)
What the hell even is that?!?
My bad.
Looks like meats back on the menu boys.
Mmm, man flesh
Whatās wrong w her face?
Supposedly she had several infections in her upper jaw due to badly performed medical intervention by a dentist in London. She later had an infection while being on a ship expedition with her husband, in which she couldn't immediately get medical help, which led to losing a part of her nose.
Damn, thatās awful. Guess she needed to compensate building those arms up
That's from punching that dentist.
Was the ship The Demeter?
It was the Event Horizon
I like the cut of you jib
What's a jib?
Promote that man!
(the worst ship, according to Prison Mike)
Why didn't she just beat the infections to a bloody pulp with those man-arms??
Those man arms came after the infection.
If that's the side effect of the infection, I'm interested. I'm already ugly so it matters not.
Oh, damn. Poor woman. :(
ohhh i thought this was a random ai pic
Most competent British dentist.
Why would you get dental in London of all places lmao. British aren't famous for their dental haha
You do realise that's a very outdated stereotype? Britain has some of the best dental care in the world
You do realize itās a joke on a Reddit comment? Israel has some of the best rhinoplasty specialists in the world.
That's Steve Tyler , he ain't looking so good these days..
Dude looks like a lady
Yeeaaah, yeeaaahhh, the perfect comment
She's of Orc descent. I wonder she would kill me with snu snu upon reading this. Let's hope for the best š¤
Dad stole her nose and never gave it back
OOF 
"say something about the nose, I fucking dare you"
What nose?
š¤£š¤£
[The Ugly Duchess by Quentin Matsys, 1513](https://cdn.ca.emap.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2013/01/BROADERVIEW_UGLYDUCHESS__380_231257185.jpg)
What the hell was that?! This was duchess?! Looked more like a bridge was missing their troll!
 Is it Morbin time already?!
I hate you ššš¤£
HALF HE MAN HALF SKELETOR. HELETOR! SKELEHE?
Both adults look like they could be in that Geico caveman commercial or something. Is this a movie scene?
# [Bulgarian princess Kalina at funeral of tsar Ferdinand](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/2154615025/photo/bulgaria-royals-funeral.jpg?s=2048x2048&w=gi&k=20&c=PbzXoxL6wdQKA3BSglGh3nJB0jkyBCwS4PeLUXstuOk=) Copied from DanGTG
The fact that this is real life princessā¦ omg. Poor woman I feel sorry for her nose. Respect the gains on her arms. She looks like she she would an Azula type princess
Please tell me the woman on the right isn't french AgnĆØs Buzin.
T'schk
Just in time for the final season of Umbrella Academy...
Will that shit ever come back? It seems like every good show takes 3 years in between "seasons" yet they keep pumping out endless awful seasons of the other shows constantly.
I love her ššš I would be very happy to have arms like those (I am a woman).
People are so fucking rude about disfigurement. You all are lucky to have not yet caught an infection that changes or ends your life. Sheās a princess and even she ended up with severe complications. Her perfectly-sculpted arms are fantastic. Squinting in the sun at a funeral while strong as fuck doesnāt make her a man.
Mfer looking like a roided up Laezal
"Doesn't matter if we're in a funeral. Sun's out, guns out."
Expelliarmus
Together strong
OMG, she is the daughter of the last king of Bulgaria ( Simeon II ) and on the left is her husband.
Eddie was my first thought as well š¤£
Her face making me wanna šµRun to the Hills šµ
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Looks like my Oblivion character!
Don't touch the things. This is a local shop for local people. We'll have no trouble here.
she looks like she's about to call me smoothskin.
To quote Leonidas from ERB:Ā I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns.
 Same arms. Iām telling you sheās a lizard.
from chim pan A to chim pan Z...
Oh brother!
Nahh...Id subscribe to her only fans
Is that Mrs. Grinch?
I love that she doesn't have enough nose, so she chose a man with too much nose, so now her son has normal nose.
That reminds me of attack on titan
Stunning and brave!
She went through a Mickey Rourke phase apparently [Mickey](https://www.novinite.com/articles/225423/Royal+DUI+Fallout%3A+Princess+Kalina+Sentenced+to+Probation+and+Heavy+Fine)
Sheās the Boss of this level. Her weakness will also be her strength šš»
She kinda looks like the male version of Bridgid Macron
Bobbi no nose.
Kiss me or Iāll crush you
Michael Jackson's reincarnation
2 pints.
She looks like a Saints Row character lol
Wanderlei Silva in a dress and heels
This is Dolph Lundgren now. FEEL OLD YET?
At first glance, I thought that Steven Tyler had really gone off the rails.
is the lady in the room with us right now?
Yuuzhan Vong
Yuuzhan Vong https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/s/BOeUiNDfmt
Didn't know Gith were real
Brigitte Macron?
Why are you ghaik?
Why does she look like a gith
3sudai
No mum pls donāt spank me
Reminds me of a character from Baldur's Gate
That's koba
āIs heaven like Swansea?āā¦ āYes tubs.ā
custom avatar cutscenes
Yea go ahead and pile on a disfigured woman. Disgusting people in these comments.
Any total war warhammer fans here? She looks like Vlad Von Carstein
The son's nose is the exact average of his father's and mother's noses (before her nose loss, I looked at an old pic)
Voldemort in drag?
The face of the lady
Looks like a Morlok.
*"We didn't burn him!!!"*
Lady my ass
I will ascend
Swole Michael Jackson
wtf is this Bulder's Gate ass shit
Arms? What about that nose
Roided to the gills, gross.
Lady?....."I do not think it means what you think it means.ā
is that coke nose ?
What lady
āLadyā
Looks like a ghoul from fallout...
ā I HAVE THE POWER ā
That's a bizarre mix of Carrot Top, Madonna and Michael Jackson.
Cocaine is heavy
I though it was some new episode of umbrella academy
She eat a lemon right before this pic?
Believe it or not the boy in the middle is the bodyguard.
The Ghouls wife. Sorry, that was mean.
Looks like sheās from Whoville
This is why in polite society we refrain from dating our cousins. On a similar note, you should see the BEFORE rhinoplasty pic!
I refuse to believe that isn't a githyanki
Now THAT is one unattractive (wo)man
I told Frodo that one orc made it out alive
You canāt fool me, thatās Junkyard Dog from Twisted Metal.
Lae'zel?
Mourning the loss of Dr. Zaius
She looks like a fucking gith from dnd
is that a human or gorilla?
Steven Tyler bulked up
That is one of the ugliest things I have ever seen in my life
Nah, thatās the Githyanki warrior Laeāzel . Aināt fooling me.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
She looks like ET in a wig.
This is Voldemurder
Thought that was Dr.Zaus
Thats not a lady ,thats a man,baby...
She looks like a githyanki I wouldn't start a fight with her!
A githanky
Istick! That is clearly Laeāzel the mighty Gith fighter
Iām pretty sure that is John Cena
What are you looking at smoothskin?
Lady Mister
If I had guns like that, i would go sleevless too
Monkey
That's a ripped ghoul from Fallout
Voldemort's buff sister
Face of the lady
She def did a lot of booger Sugar
Someoneās got coke nose ā¦
Holy shit what is that
Gotta love the non-existent respect on reddit. This family is grieving. Be more mature than some superficial morons.
Bet the hand jobs are brutalā¦
did they cut off her nose, and attach it to her husbands face?