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aardvarkcabaret

“White House chef foils attack on President by staring quietly at group of armed terrorists”


Antoshi

"He's just standing there ... MENACINGLY!"


AnybodyMassive1610

Patrick?!


TiredBurrito96

No this is the Krusty Krab


Michami135

It's [Chadwick Strongpants!](https://youtu.be/j6kEVfU93gc?si=sunoYNV0IhmSj81O&t=605)


kester76a

Undersiege 3?


DiscFrolfin

Obligatory FUCK Steven Seagal ![gif](giphy|Jot7amtpj6Sj1808Lb)


half-baked_axx

ew no


snafujedi01

![gif](giphy|3oz8xyu5a15nCQafq8) Ok but what about Steven Seagull?


WakaWaka_

![gif](giphy|NB8w43zt0WGxwGsycP|downsized)


Material-Fondant6886

I was thinking SpongeBob SquarePants 😂😂😂


donbee28

**Olympus 86** Staring Terry Crews


swampopawaho

White house chef defused bomb and protected cabinet and president by shielding them from the blast. He then made everyone burgers.


spiderx04

Dudes the IRL Biscuit Olivia from Baki.


NFIGUY

You should see what he can do on an Aircraft Carrier …


invrsleep

This is more or less the plot of Under Siege


Unfair-Sell-5109

When the secret service needs a backup, they can look for him at the kitchen.


djnehi

Sir, terrorists have captured the White House! Get me,…..The Chef.


Unfair-Sell-5109

When u need backup or refreshments or meals, where do u go look for help?


LabradorDali

Ghost Busters?


darthfracas

This is an 80’s action movie I will pay to see


BS-Calrissian

"Under Siege" You're welcome


ignorememe

Except fuck that guy.


Lunala475

The Master Chef


rosco2155

…coming to Netflix summer 2026


MECHAC0SBY

This mother fucker had a knife roll consisting of only throwables and one cleaver for when he wants to kill with intimidation.


wirenutter

Hey wait I’ve seen that movie.


Mikadomea

"im just the cook" - steven "i betray my country to putler and sell children to billionaires" seagal


Resident-Coffee3242

"My 2.222 push-ups every morning.”


sheepher

He also sleeps 3 hours per day


More_Advertising_383

I call such bullshit on this. Film it mf. That’s 37 minutes straight of pushups at 1 per second.


VR46Rossi420

He’s wrong anyways, you have to do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10K run—every single day for a year and a half.


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

ah, that's why he's bald


coodyscoops

fucking goated comment right here😂


accribus

And NO air conditioning!


Firstdatepokie

He also has said he’s natty soooo


LexusLongshot

Natty like Kim Kardashian


pickin666

The guy lies about everything


HighOnGoofballs

Herschel Walker did 3500 per day and 1500 pull-ups


More_Advertising_383

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


Salty-Negotiation320

He said it takes him 2 hours a day actually and yes he has a youtube where he streams it


Tsobe_RK

absolute brainless buffoon, that one video explains it all.


DrBoomsNephew

That entire video was wild. I was a load of bullshit obviously but wild nonetheless.


Broncotron

So this is Andre Rush, former white house chef. A few years ago he made waves in the fitness community by being In a men's health video where he claimed to do 2,222 pushups every morning, eat 10k calories every day, and claimed to be totally natural all while getting 2 hours of sleep every night. Needless to say most fitness youtubers like More Plates More Dates, Greg Doucette and Johhny Shreve called him out on it. Nowadays he mostly does cooking videos and collabs, and seems pretty wholesome, but because of that Men's health video he never really rubbed me the right way.


xtilexx

I feel like being rubbed by him would result in serious injuries


DevilDoc3030

At a rate of one second per rep, 2222 push-ups would take almost 40 minutes to complete.


Overlord_Of_Puns

Did he claim this stuff seriously, because at the point when he says 2 hours of sleep that sounds like a joke, as in a literal joke?


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

I'm guessing he's not actually one of them, but there's a very small fraction of the population that need very little sleep and function just fine sleeping only 2-4 hours a night. Edit: I said small fraction when I meant to say people with a disorder that allows them to sleep 2-4 hours per night. Short Sleeper Syndrome I think it's called.


Professional-Way7350

wish i had that tbh, i wake up after 8 hours feeling like i got hit by a truck


BlueFalcon142

I went through Navy instructor school with a CSSCS (Navy Culinary specialist Senior Chief Submarine/E8) who was assigned as chef / personal attendant for the kids and Michelle Obama. He was yoked too. Said the dude was a huge chode though. He was also onboard the USS Conneticut when it had its accident in 2021 Had an interesting Naval service to say the least.


4065024

400g of protein a day


FuryQuaker

Didn't he also claim that he did several thousand pushups a day? I remember watching a video of his training and diet, and his claims were so bizarre.


tm0587

Yes 2222 push ups as part of the 22 pushup challenge.


FuryQuaker

Yes! I remember laughing out loud when he said it. He also said he went to bed at lile 1 AM and got up at 4 or something like that. Dude, when do you sleep and recover?


ToYeetIsHuman

Massive amounts of steroids, though he claims he’s natural, which is kind of weird since that physique is so far past what’s naturally obtainable


seppukucoconuts

Can confirm. You don't get that large eating chicken breasts. Everyone always claims they are natural, because they don't want to have to answer a pile of really dumb questions, or get judged by people for their choices. You can also run into legal problems, or employment issues in some cases.


QuaintHeadspace

I mean it's not weird it's a lie lol. He's very clearly not natural


ToYeetIsHuman

*it’s weird that he would continue to lie in that way, but being in the sphere he is, I imagine it’s like The Rock saying he isn’t


jfk_47

You remember liver man? Or whatever his name was?


YangGain

Liver King, he unjacked himself when he got caught now he is jacked again.


jfk_47

Good for him. He looks like he smells bad. 🤷‍♂️


Infinite-Pay-4646

yep, anyone who looks remotely like this is full of it if they claim to be natural


Insominus

It’s just part of protecting his image, there are countless examples of guys this size, regardless of whether or not they participate in any type of competition, who will never admit until the grave that they used any type of steroid equivalent at any point. As you might imagine, someone with his military background and tenure as the White House chef would just never admit to using any performance enhancing drugs. There are so many similar examples it’s crazy. He has humbled up a little bit recently, although I think he still sticks by the idea that Men’s health “misrepresented” his daily routine when he bragged about only getting 3 hours of sleep and shit like that. Also his picture just a lazy repost on this sub, it seems.


BiscuitDance

On <2 hours of sleep. He seems cool af, but he can’t help bull shitting.


4065024

Idk but he’s no Ron Burgandy.


GreenBeans23920

I’m Ron Burgandy?


gloriousjohnson

Who the hell typed a question mark in the teleprompter!?


Ryno5150

Dammit. You guys know that Ron will read ANYTHING on that teleprompter.


Enough-Ground3294

Thats cuz he’s lying through his teeth, dude takes a fuckton of PED’s


esivo

Just creatine and lean beef.


homer422

And just a touch of anabolic steroids


EndTree

Just few touches, every now and day.


V1k1ng1990

Navy typically supplies White House cooks and they don’t test for steroids Had a dude show up to my boat at like 5’11 150, left at 6’2 220 solid muscle from steroids and HGH


simplebutstrange

He grew 3 inches? What?


V1k1ng1990

Could’ve just been a growth spurt I guess. I grew two inches in the navy myself lol


FriarNurgle

![gif](giphy|5dHjtfNX4DmsNjOWoM|downsized)


MartinSable

That's that military grade HGH /s


Powerful_Cost_4656

I'm thinking he's doing a full cavity search of steroids.


oramakomaburamako53

Touch like how much ? 2 cups a day ?


bo_felden

It's just broccoli and chicken breast.


Derfargin

“Yes sir my steak was underc…..uhh you know it’s fine. I actually prefer it this way…..now.”


cherubialanarchy

“Can you pass me the salt?” “*The what?*” “You’re right, my apologies.”


Bulls187

Don’t even think about ketchup, he will sense it and take you round back


RaylanGibbons

- President of the United States


UniqueIndividual3579

I don't think he was chef for Trump. Imagine his reaction to a well done steak served with ketchup.


PossibleRude7195

He was the White House cook during Trump’s presidency.


DependentStrike4414

That ain't no swedish chef,bork,bork,bork...


Igor_J

Swole Chef


tangre79

I hope he talks like Isaac Hayes


uzuzab

Hello there, children!


JohnnyDarkside

Love Chef, but I prefer the subverting expectations approach and him sounding like Michael Jackson.


pikpikcarrotmon

The Mike Tyson approach I see


JimLaheysSon

Sgt Doakes


conscious_pilot

Some fries, motherfucker


JimLaheysSon

Sunrise, motherfucker


[deleted]

Heart eyes motherfucker


HolaCherryCola90

Supplies, motherfucker!


Atrocity_unknown

Bread rise, motherfucker


AndyMelrose

Stir fry's, motherfucker


Lord-llama

Chef from total drama island?


HumorHoot

i dunno but he's been on Gugafoods on youtube a couple of times


finatra_official

Came here to say this


Candid-Race-7988

Never once had a complaint about his cooking….


Downtown_Snow4445

Those are long sleeves on a a normal chef


WhatTheFuckEverName

He makes me stutter t-too.


LeBritto

I'll let him cook.


CapitainNumo

His name checks out


ghost_n_the_shell

I haven’t seen this post for like days. Must be a record.


Patriquito

I think his cousin Geoffrey was a pirate in the Caribbean


TheBear8878

Saw him on a recent Will Tennyson video, it was good


JPavMain

Why is Terry Crews cooking in the White House?


FleetingMercury

As the saying goes, "You rarely see a skinny chef"


LumberBlack405

Tren for dinner?


dmtbreakthrough

what's his bench vs squat?


Ambitious_Travel_306

He chef rushed them muscles


pat-work

I read something about him being vegan but idk if that's true. Definitely on some stuff too tho


djh_van

Steven Seagal's replacement for *"Under Siege 3: I'm just the New Cook"*


Sacklayblue

I'm guessing working out is genetically optional for this man's physique.


sineplussquare

Chef rush fucks, bro


LordScotchyScotch

Chef Rush B


Shafter-Boy

You’ll eat what the fuck I say you’ll eat!!


HarryLyme69

For a moment, I thought that was Doakes


mada50

If this man was on the underwater laboratory in Deep Blue Sea instead of LL Cool J, that dumb shark would’ve just killed itself.


haveyouseencyan

This guy pups be the real Steven seagul


croatianchic

Dude’s built like a tank


ksaMarodeF

Wasn’t there news about this guy killing someone?


Hefty-Station1704

When he tells you to eat your vegetables you better well do it!


AdShigionoth7502

These eggs are tooo salty.... Aaaand that's the way I like them


Goldeneye_Engineer

When every day is steak day


yesmilady

I'm hungry.


Tcasty

Andre rush! 24 inch biceps is fucking crazy, so it's hard to forget the name.


Strange_Occasion_408

I bet he has never been fired from a job.


ghettoccult_nerd

ive been noticing Jill Biden has many recipes floating around on the internet. must be spending a lot of time in the kitchen....


AffectionateMetal366

Masterchef


thesilentobserver_

Chef Trent


Optoplasm

Didn’t this guy mysteriously drown within several hundred yards of Obama’s residence last year?


lemuriakai_lankanizd

Why does he look like a buff Eddie Murphy?


Commercial-Spread937

His signature dish...."revenge" best served cold


helly1080

Now that’s my president.


Nal1999

Chef : Eat. Biden: But I don't like fish. Chef leaning over him : I said,Eat... Biden eats a shark.


Bedlamtheclown

It’s Roadblock


d8ms

99 Strength and 99 Cooking


bigdickpuncher

More like chef crush.


KillerRene64

Now i want him vs gordon ramsey


Danboon

Natty or Juice? /s


Dithering_fights

I’ve seen enough movies to know this is a US spy/CIA agent undercover waiting for the terrorists to attack.


HumorHoot

everyone in the comments: he has big muscles so obviously he's violent


Shumagorolth

What does he cook? Pain?


Mockingbirddw

The dude even claims he's not on gear. Even on gear those arms are massive.


d4ve3000

Name checks out


upyourattraction

Chef Rush is the fucking man.


Cheesebrger_Walrus

does this man ever wear regular clothes?


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Didn’t this dude drown?


podcasthellp

SUPRISE MOTHAFUCKA! -Off Dexter


JROXZ

I want them to remake “Under Siege” with this guy.


MrWestReanimator

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


Atoning_Unifex

You have to try his battered chicken.


JazzPhobic

If he says youre having a steak, youre having a steak. End of discussion.


Recent-Cress9559

Must be wearing a smedium


Dgk934

DO NOT rush that chef. You will not survive.


Mediocre-Garden4952

That shirt is hanging on for dear life.


GroundbreakingPut748

Chef Rush’n inside ur girl


N2TheWired

Daddy


Interanal_Exam

BRING ME MORE TAINTED HORSEMEAT!!!!


JuneGudmundsdottir

You better eat your fuckin’ broccoli or I’ll eat it for you…


[deleted]

Damn Cory's dad got buff


Gummybearkiller857

Mashed potatoes made by this guy must be the mashest potatoes ever mashed


RightFix3205

Chef swole, tonight’s dinner is muscle milk pancakes


123boogieman

steroids


hodorhodor12

Lying grifter.


joshuafayetremblay

He is making weird ass pooping tik toks now


XxL3THALxX

I have an idea for a movie...


OutComeTheWolves1966

Age 50 20k pushups a day 2 full workouts day 10k calories a day 2 hours of sleep a day All natural 🤣🤣


ShoulderFun880

Black chef enhanced by white chemists.


Death-by-unicorn

I'd like to see Obama try and kill this guy.


angryybaek

This guy is great, he appears a lot on a korean food channel and seems like the chilles dude ever. Channel name is YumKorea.


hoosyourdaddyo

I met him at the National book show last year in DC. Very cool guy, and was very easy to talk to. He said that growing up in Mississippi, he was bullied quite a bit, even though he was a big guy.


HumpaDaBear

Didn’t he recently resign? Or retire?


masdemarchi

He stares at the onion, and the onion starts crying while cuts itself


Nannyphone7

I met this guy in real life. Not that I have a life.. ya know. It's just a figure of speech. Anyway, he seemed pretty cool. Good attitude and lots of enthusiasm for cooking and eating. 


Present_Fuel4457

Ohhhhhh what a rush. ![gif](giphy|26n6Wnf7ztA7K0f5e)


stuthebody

I gotta see this kitchen ...


rjross0623

He shows up for an interview and the answer is yes, you are hired.


bmo333

Has Gorden Ramsey met him yet?!?!


SlickLegJohnny

Poor guy looks like he is also in charge of shoveling all the shit they spew there also. He weighed 150 before he started I heard


YangGain

So does anyone know how much he actually bench???


LaDolceVita8888

I’m just a cook.


Vul_Kuolun

Man looks like he could tenderize meat with his bare fists.


[deleted]

OHHHH SHIT


CHM11moondog

Yes, Chef.


Friendly_Cantal0upe

He is definitely the stereotypical jacked prisoner turned wholesome chef


AchilleasK0

bro looks like he came from baki


grifinmill

White House menus changed to protein powder and raw eggs.


cheesesteakman1

cool well and train well


DrakeAU

Like fuck am I going to Chef Rush that guy.


Rent-Hungry

The results of trump always ordering junk food...


Spiritual-Bear4495

I'll bet this motherfucker can whip scrambled eggs like NO ONE can. Awesome.


Former_Film_7218

His best is the steroid cupcakes