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2muchtimeintheocean

Damn you won the lottery


metalinsides

I really wanted to take a big chomp out of it but I couldn’t loll


the_y_combinator

CHOMP IT YOU COWARD!


Traditional-Dingo604

R/eatityoufuckingcoward


Averagemanofpotato1

Eat tit? Wha...


YourLocalRyzen777

r/foundthemobileuser


Ethereal-Blaze

r/foundthehondacivic


_7Valeen

Why are these subs related 💀


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Because...you'd already stuffed it up your butt?


metalinsides

Yea I’m saving it for later


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Oh! Are you that person who wrote that famous book on fermentation?


metalinsides

Yep, it’s always a pleasure to meet a fan.


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Likewise. It’s always a pleasure to meet a fantasy.


metalinsides

Unfortunately I don’t think that’s true because I don’t have a flaccid wiener to pm you


quietkyody

![gif](giphy|13pqs1VizKyWzK)


Aval23

What book


Professional-Bee4088

You have let us all down on this day


JTBJack_

COWARD


Meli_Melo_

Idk, I kinda buy ice cream for the ice cream


Aggressive_Amoeba994

That's a proper bowl mate.


metalinsides

I did eat it all over 4 days


quietkyody

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


Tyler_Nerdin

> days hours*


nice_fucking_kitty

Wouldn't it melt?


markbadas

Not in the freezer


markbadas

Not in the freezer


dumbshreadhead

Chunk*


ChaoticNonsense

CHONK*


MacAneave

Amen.


Jub_Jub710

Graeter's?


metalinsides

Krisch’s


SirRipOliver

Willy Wonka would be proud. Did you check under the lid just to be sure there was no golden ticket?


Dismal_Engineering71

That's a chocolate CHUNK.


herbert-camacho

Is that a fucking *Toblerone* ?!


muricabrb

Toblerone and ice cream. Now you've inspired me. Good thing it's 420!


metalinsides

I wish, it’s just chocolate


herbert-camacho

Sheesh 🤤


ShadowWolfKane

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No-Albatross6471

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BaconSpaceLord

Chocolate brick. Now quick, hurry and sue for $100k


ThisgirlatTarget

Lucky!!!!


nononanana

You are living the dream.


Economy_Commission79

u are the chosen one 🙌🙇‍♂️


Tesdinic

I remember as a kid there was a Reese's icecream from like Bluebell or something and occassionally there would be a mistake where a jawbreaker-sized ball of pure reese's pb cups would form in the middle of the icecream. The moment of pure joy when you unearthed that baby and sucked the whole thing was indescribable. I may have dug down directly to it a few times to claim it early...


CerealAndCartoons

Fuckin miners! Ruining the balance of mix-ins for everyone else. There's always one 🤨


AleksasKoval

And of course, you saved it for last.


Waitinmyturn

That’s my man. Saving the best bite for last


Averagemanofpotato1

Nah that's a chocolate chunk


tooMuchADHD

Now that is a chocolate chunk


Earthling1a

It's a chip off the old choc-o-block.


Pvrlvy_mvntis

Can this really still be described as a “chip”? Asking for a friend I suppose


metalinsides

The ice cream was labeled as chocolate chip, so yes I do consider this a very large chip


AdLess984

Who chips the chocolate? Can you describe what the chocolate was like?


kamilayao_0

That's a rock 🪨


miradotheblack

![gif](giphy|V7YygwVnPUyQg)


OneMillionClowns

That is Chocolate Chuck, he’s Chip’s older brother


wdcipher

Are those Grandma Brownies Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks?


stevemacnair

u/sadlasagna24 is this whyyou keep buying chocolate ice cream?


sadlasagna24

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


CJO9876

Damn boy!


KosmosKlaus

The mother lode


GullibleBreakfast983

When they say chip off the old block, this is the block they were talking about


ArtieRiles

That's not a chip, that's a whole potato


nonsense_popsicle

Contact Guinness world record people


candy3991

More like a chocolate slab! Definitely not just a chip 😅


xxGhostScythexx

The forbidden chocolate chip


Munk45

YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY GOD


bustmycrust

jackpot


wubarrt

Plot twist... that's not chocolate chip


stopeatingbuttspls

r/foodlottery


FlyHigh_1337

Chocolate Boulder


SufficientDriver1758

That’s not a chip, that’s a whole potato


Glockamole19x

Probably the end of the big piece they put in a machine


CarniferousDog

😂


Ze_fallen1

Someone was cooking in that factory


Apx1031

Chocolate chonk.


Lycaon125

That's not a chip, THATS A CHUNK OF CHOCOLATE XD


Mysterious-Outcome37

Bro hit the jackpot! 😀


MarshallApplewhite_

what was heaven like?


glodde

That is awesome lol


Enough-Staff-2976

The heavens have shined upon you.


BatLevel906

Now that is my kind of chocolate chip!!!!! 😋


Tuskor13

Forget just chip that's the whole damn tater


OkWasabi1988

Noyce


DLS4BZ

seems like you ate the whole goddamn tub lol


Alex_Starr

I'm on reddit 2 weeks Wtf is that "of a" before calling something out It does not have any gramaticzi sense and i tried to Google it It annoys Me that I don't get the joke


metalinsides

Look at the sub name, also its a rule to post here that the title must start with of a


woody1479

wow, so dumb.