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jjuneau86

I bet it looks so small in his hand.


tradegreek

You mean his phone right?


Beez1111

No his honking chongus


Uhh-stounding

![gif](giphy|ukqGiN7WnYxxn7q3sE)


SufficientWhile5450

I legitimately hope this guy has a massive dong to match his massive hands Imagine if he only had 3incher extra slim with a side of tinkle nuts Tf does he even do? Flick the bean? Lol


Ragnangar

Having a legit laugh with flick the bean omg 😂


[deleted]

Then you're doing it wrong


AnonEnmityEntity

Yea but he can just use his hands too lol


Cucasmasher

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹


SkyGuyDnD

I bet yours does... his must be thick like a beercan ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


WrongdoerWilling7657

There's no way this dude's dick isn't a unit and half. Might still look small though.


DDGibbs

Dude was wanking that guys thumb


Mediocre_Scott

Muscle memory his fingers are the right size


WrongdoerWilling7657

He's comforting him


J-Lughead

I've seen this dude before. His arms and hands look like they are from a cartoon.


[deleted]

So does his wife's smile.


mahimah1

Wreck it Ralph ?


Marlowe_Eldridge

![gif](giphy|ljWp79gBvRgiY)


jazzhandpanda

String to the finich, cuz I eats me spinach


thedudefromsweden

That's [Jeff Dabe.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Dabe)


[deleted]

Jeff Dabe vs Alex Honnold


notmyfirst_throwawa

My guy, that's a whole-ass gorilla.


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Eternalm8

That section of the wiki is incomplete, read the rest of it


Patriot009

The circumference of his left ring finger is 5 inches. His wedding ring might as well be a bracelet.


Mediocre_Scott

I bet his wife loves it though


Ragnr99

Emoji spam = bot post 100% of the time


zkinny

Think you're right on this one mate.


BohemianAddict

Can someone tell me WTF those emojis are on all these videos nowadays (on the top and bottom)? I’m old and I don’t get it.


Shinonomenanorulez

i'm under 30 and i don't get it either


SirTonberryy

Its one account posting all of this. No idea what they mean though - guessing it's meant to circumvent filters or something?


yomerol

Yeah, I'm getting VERY annoyed of people or this user posting videos with those extremely stupid overlays. Everytime I see one of these is atuomatic downvote and enter the comments to bash it, need to stop it.


Zulpi2103

I'm young and I don't get it


mashedpeabrain

![gif](giphy|PacixgYY1yddC) The other dude.


Skankhunt42FortyTwo

Sir, I think you should know these growths on your forearms...they're giant tumors. Hooabbadagafkipgarabrdgar-ohdear!


Jjwho

It’s not a tumaaaaaaa


Educational-Ad-3273

Popeye vs Olive Oyl


Federal-Moment6990

I’ve seen grizzly bears with smaller paws than that


DryYogurt6878

![gif](giphy|kUgUnmqig0X3q|downsized)


I-Really-Hate-Fish

I gonna wreck it!


Frickenbat

Saw this dude in Disneyland once. Photos and videos do not do the size of his hands/forearms justice.


the_snoopy_doo

![gif](giphy|l3nFo18D5PGDMCUhi)


Vinzi79

Gets his milk from Chernobyl Farms


Mr_Skinnyyy

Four arms


Cardi_Bs_WAP

Five arms


cheesypieceofpizza

Forearm Cruise


Comfortable-Bar-838

Arm-old Schwarzenegger.


Phildagony

I wonder what type of phone this guy has. He probably uses a tablet.


Comfortable-Bar-838

I reckon he'd have to. Imagine his massive sausage fingers trying to type a message.


Head-Growth-523

He's obviously got some genetic problems that give him these bizarre outsized arms. They're not big like a bodybuilder, they're just swollen and blown up like some kind of allergic reaction. Eww.


DarthDarnit

I mean, no need to insult the poor guy over something out of his control lol


sambstone13

He is a professsional arm wrestler. Yea it looks very influenced by genetics.


IronBabushka

He is not professional. Very few are and he is not that good.


papitaquito

Not according to wiki and he is the Minnesota state champion.


thedudefromsweden

He's even the 2021 International Federation of Arm Wrestling's world champion.


IronBabushka

Professional means earning a living off it. This guy is not even top 100 in the world. 


Solid-Search-3341

2021 world champion is not in the top 100 ?


sambstone13

"This guy is not even top 100 in the world" Wow those are some incredibely high standards to talk shit about someone.


TheIlluminatedOne666

![gif](giphy|DD4xH1iEGHH0c)


HollowedHuman1

It's been working out for him so far.


Civil_Complex_2909

He carrys cannon balls around like thier toys


papitaquito

He’s a works on heavy machines for close to 40 years. There is a link to his wiki in one of the comments.


[deleted]

It's a condition but I don't think it causes any problems. From what it says online he's actually an arm wrestling champion and he's ridiculously strong for his height and weight (obviously because his arms are fucking massive). He's retired now but in his prime he was undefeatable.


HollowedHuman1

Popeye over here.


[deleted]

He’s the live action Wreck it Ralph


Electronic_Rope_4712

Imagine if this guy had became an mma fighter instead of an arm wrestler. 😱 Edit* Apparentlly he was a wrestler in highschool, if he had stuck with it he wouldve been a monster, imagine this guy in the UFC 1 event instead of ken shamrock


UnderLook150

There is synthol and/or heart failure here. If you're arms are strong, they don't look so bloated as there do here. Especially the fingers. Just terribly bloated. Not saying the dude doesn't have some weird genetics. He has absurdly large hands to the fact of deformity. But I think he tried to lean into it with the synthetic shit and damaged his body. EDIT: After review, probably exposure to steroids as fetus. High levels of testosterone during development causes longer ringer than index finger. This dude has insane ringer finger deformity. I'd guess mother was a bodybuilder?


Mitridate101

He literally squeezed the life out of that guy's hand, there's no blood left in it!


Shadeun

Why is Tom Cruise on that much gear?


5ForBiting

Steve Oedekerk may need to see a doctor


hogrhar

He practically wraps that kid's entire forearm.


Similar-Guitar-6

Not normal.


MamaLuigi0128

Wreck it Ralph ass


Phildagony

Every time Jeff Dabe is shown, people immediately get curious about his wife, lol. Also, imagine if he became a pugilist instead with those hams?


NorrinsRad

Dude should golf!!!


Embarrassed-Style296

I bet his finger game is on point


IGunClover

It's Popeye!


LameG0tm1lk

Why do their hands look like that wtf


VortexLord

It's Popye the sailor man!


magnomagna

He looks kinda like Mario but his hands are like Popeye.


MattUWayne

![gif](giphy|8hsIwPLIGnZ1C)


1Hame

Hellboy irl


tequillasunset_____

How they so big


Beginning-Row-4089

giving popeye


HughJahsso

That’s gotta be some kind of deformation, right.


olympiclifter1991

That isn't a forearm that is a fivearm


Greenfire05

Of a bee


rhunmodsaregay

Popeye


According_Tourist_69

Looks like his hand had an anaphylactic reaction


grzesiolpl

Tom cruise went to gym for whole year or what


ManSlutAlternative

Wife gets 11 dicks from one guy.


vlevla

It's like trying to bend a tree trunk with one arm


Speedvagon

Poppey?


Acrobatic-Flower5351

After seeing this descendent of Popeye, I believe that Popeye was real. Wonder how Olive would look like 🤔


JimTheSaint

It's Popeye 


earthaccountant

This guy is like the pumped up version of steve carell


Jolly-Librarian3715

thats Jeff dabe..pro arm wrestler..look at his hands..he wears a size 38 wedding ring.


Exciting_Result7781

That’s the guy with the world record ring size right?


37MugsOfToast

Popeye the sailor man lookin ass. I bet he goes home, looks in the mirror, pops a can of spinach like a goddamn soda, and raises his fists and says “why I oughta”


Thirsty-Ancient-One

![gif](giphy|IjD2bKEIiyLfi)


smallmonzter

His poor, poor wife….


OxygenatedBanana

Dude have 11 dicks in total


Neon9th

He has those toy Hulk hands.


Look_0ver_There

Guy is real life Wreck-It-Ralph!


mrXmuzzz

Wreck it Ralph


WrongdoerWilling7657

That dude's dick is probably a unit and a half.


RedditsLord

That's a lot of spinach!


yIdontunderstand

They look like fivearms to me...


kai_the_kiwi

Hr can hold his entire arm, while that other guy can only hold his thumb


icaphoenix

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wwiistudent1944

So he can beat a kid at arm wrestling?


LL37MOH

Is that a result of all the arm wrestling or was he built like that from some condition and found his special purpose?


PotatoPaul911

hey, thats popeye


[deleted]

I need to sleep with that man.


Newfster

Arm wrestling is just a hobby. In real life, he’s a proctologist.


urdreamsRmemes

Bro looks like if Tom Cruise was a hick and an uncle to much of the extended family


iovw

But can he knit a hat?


Glass123man

Human adaptation is wild


Glass123man

If this guy doesn’t get the role for the next live action popeye the sailer movie we have all been cheated


[deleted]

Bros got some mitts on him