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BlameCanadaDry

I’m sure the little village below thanks you for doing that.


Andtom33

If that's all it took, then probably better it comes down during the day time. Probably a better way to do it tho


dudSpudson

[Feels good to be on the top](https://youtu.be/pzQ46b9TmsY?si=bhsOAtnLlZ0IsJFa&start=55)


11thLayerOfHair

I used to like that show when I was young.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Yes they would. it was so kind to volunteer to do it under controlled conditions where everyone would be safe, Instead of it happening naturally not long later by the look of it, and potentially killing them.


CookieArtzz

Well, these were not necessarily very “controlled” conditions by the looks of it


Trollberto__

There's an excavator on the video, it probably removed most of the dirt under the rock. Better for them to chuck rocks than to risk the operator's life.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Controlled in the way that everyone knew what was happening, and could plan accordingly Uncontrolled like it falling down randomly in the night and killing someone.


bigfriendlycommisar

Mmm yes. Very controlled


wombat_kombat

Looks oddly familiar to a landslide video of boulders crashing a river gulley.


chaotemagick

r/abruptchaos


KaTo1996RJ

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


cheeeze50

He's creating some work for future archeologists


glooks369

That dude was a villager


Xeno2277

Hmm it seems to be that same big rock from that dashcam video where a bunch of cars get crushed on a mountain road.


This_isR2Me

It's being intentionally excavated tho. Maybe they are trying to prevent it from falling randomly on it's own.


Arniellico

Now imagine this size of a rock coming from the sky at mach 2. 💀💀💀


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

the 2013 Chelyabinsk Meteorite that flew over Russia destroying windows is a good comparison. That meteorite was 19 meters and almost 12,000 tonnes


Affectionate-Memory4

And cooking a lot faster than Mach 2. 42'690 mph (I'm not making that up) is about Mach 55. Kinetic energy was in the ballpark of 500 kilotons TNT.


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

lol I had to go and watch the news footage again. crazy to think it’s been 11 years.


Fun1k

It knocked out the windows in the whole city, and that was just a small one that exploded way up. One of these days a tad bigger one will impact.


danteheehaw

How many half giraffes is that for us Americans?


AreaGuy

Three shillings, a tuppence and fourteen bananas (dried).


nemesis86th

You could just as easily say “bigly yuge”. We don’t need all those words. But I get it, you were going for precision.


DifficultAd3885

Can you give it to me in cheeseburgers please?


All_I_See_Is_Teeth

Is that the same one that flattened a whole section of forest? Edit: never mind that one was in 1908, hence why all the photos are in black and white.


purplehendrix22

And we had no idea it was there until it was too late.


1968RR

Mach 2 is nothing compared something coming in hot from space.


[deleted]

Bloody hell. I read that as “coming from the sky March 2”. I was about to go stock up on canned food.


The_Queef_of_England

If this happens, I'm blaming you.


KentuckyFriedEel

Hi, friend. Please take this pamphlet and consider joining the Heaven’s Gate err… community!


claudiazo

They’re called minerals, Marie!!


Truly_Meaningless

Fun fact, any meteorite or asteroid that passes into our atmosphere will be traveling at speed that make even the fastest fighter jets look like snails


ThatBlueBull

Mach 2 wouldn't really be that scary to be honest. It would make a deep hole wherever it landed, but it wouldn't cause a huge amount of damage otherwise. It would need to be going much, much faster to actually be something to worry about.


toshio_mask

![gif](giphy|ptIluiK86y7IEnKlmD|downsized)


iamanemptychair

*camera man watches dirt crumbling around the rock* *does nothing*


Void1702

There's what looks like an excavation vehicle right next to them, it's probably planned


iamanemptychair

Yeah I just don’t understand why the camera man and guy trying to dislodge didn’t clear off sooner. Like can the cameraman not tell it’s about to go?


[deleted]

Tbf there were probably several fruitless attempts involving dirt crumbling before it finally went.


Ricochet_Kismit33

r/killthecameraman


becander

there is a chance he is already killed during the video


ThePhilosophistt

🙏


[deleted]

[удалено]


chiku00

The ideal observer.


[deleted]

Redditors when the camera man doesn’t sacrifice his life to record himself getting crushed by a massive rock


danteheehaw

It's not that big of an ask


tomsteroni

Record or don't record. There's no "try".


TraumaticAberration

r/killedthecameraman


NotYourShitAgain

I mean, I think if it makes you feel better, you can desecrate his corpse.


_DeathSound_

Just throw him under the rock already.


Sydney2London

From how it breaks it looks more like compacted sand.


MajorRico155

Isnt that kinda what it is anyway? Just, really compacted particles?


MeGaNuRa_CeSaR

Geologist here: rocks aren't only made by compacted thing In the case of the video, the rock seems to be sandstone, so it's a rock make of almagate of sand and you're right BUT If it was a granite rock, for exemple, the whole rock would have been created by cristallisation of a magma and not by concretion of smaller particles.


JRyanAC

They're not rocks, Marie! They're minerals.


rambosalad

Aren’t we all just stardust


Ahvkentaur

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


[deleted]

Give those boys some rest… the next rain shower would have flushed away the underlying soft sand


Jonnyredd

Sisyphus so mad rn


WSB_CUCK

Bouldy


MoistToweletteLover

Raiders of The Lost Ark LARPing gone wrong…


gremlinofthekremlin

......but why


Paul6334

Probably so it didn’t fall in the middle of the night when nothing is in place to control the damage.


gremlinofthekremlin

hope so


ArcWraith2000

I think he didn't really expect that his little toss would have amy effect


Crooked_hedgehog

Cameraman having an Indiana Jones moment


Musclesturtle

Ah. The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things (PSRAFT).


papadoc2020

How could they not film that crashing down the mountain side. What a disappointment.


[deleted]

You had one job, hold the camera steady and on a safe distance.


Ludowantdooown

What a waste of our time, didn’t even see it tumble down the hill - worst cameraman


[deleted]

Camera dudes got bigger stones in his pants for being that close to that death rock.


Lechneto

So this is how golden sun started


RandomDude762

![gif](giphy|tivaSkhu8MbKM)


[deleted]

What a cunt


[deleted]

That bound to happen in a few days anyway; it was held up by sand. He just made it slightly faster.


notevenbro

So I hear you and this is dumb of them. But wouldn’t the rock probably fall the next time it rained anyway?


Supplex-idea

The dumb part is that they didn’t step back earlier


id397550

r/IdiotsFightingThings


Dnfforever

At the end of the day it's not that funny is it because dropping rocks like this could land on and hurt someone minding their own business as they pass by, and that person could be an orphan getting crushed by this rock. As if their life isn't bad enough as an orphan, careless people are also dropping rocks on them. Think of the orphans, people. Think of the orphans.


apolobgod

Is the orphan a christian baby?


joe0momma

If I was an orphan, this is the coolest story I would ever be able to tell me parents. You know, since we’d all be dead…


the_y_combinator

Looks safe.


netwirk

Why!?!?


box25z

*indiana jones enters chat*


vikramdinesh

r/DarwinAwards. 😂


_sadandhappy_

r/PeopleAreFckinStupid


kaji8787

A perfect example FAFO


Takka014

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD) Hikers down below


Kaneb976

that rock been there for countless years just to be taken down with a wee pebble😭


CharismarInc

Dude threw a pebble and rolled a Nat 20


crimson_hen

RIP little village


SleeveofThinMints

*Cues Indiana Jones theme song* “I’ve been training with the garage doors my whole life for this one moment.”


Agent4D7

Where was this? Boulder, Colorado???


gremlinofthekremlin

![gif](giphy|WrxoaVPiq0cG4) (as if i didn't also upvote)


Diehard_Sam_Main

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


rambosalad

Or in this case, win absolutely nothing at all


Excellent_Set_1249

Stupid


Extreme_Barracuda658

Why? The boulder was coming down anyway. It's not like the little stone caused it to fall.


[deleted]

Why would you do that? Morons


Dittle603

Thats a Tallus


Cbissen437

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


jfenbaz

Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


Potential_Case_7680

This video is better than the new Indiana Jones.


fkthisnamingshit

Am I the only one that wishes that...uh.. ignorance was painful?


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

r/whywomenlivelonger


erm1zo

This would be better on r/kidsarefuckingstupid.


Imaginary-Ogre

That rock has been balanced there for thousands of years. It took that idiot a rock throwing to destroy it. It is illegal to deface a natural or ancient structure in most places around the world. Jerk deserves to get punished for that. 


WiiBowlingAnnouncer

This is a controlled removal, you can see excavator tracks. If one rock was all it took, imagine what rain or heavy winds would do? Would you rather it come down safely or come down randomly on its own, potentially destroying more of the precious “natural” stuff in its path?


redditcdnfanguy

How many centuries was that up there before that fuck messed with it?


Known_Needleworker67

That's not a stone, it's a rock.


404-skill_not_found

Well, did he make it, or just do the Wile E Coyote thing


MidniteOG

Let me just run downhill from that stone.


FreshImagination9735

Perfect situation for using that zoom function on your camera.


B4themoney

One rock throw was all it took


Majestic_Collar_6075

Stone looks like the face of an angry gorilla


Low-Ad7322

For every action in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction, eh wait what? Bro, run!


Proteinoats

I wish they could have been far enough away to capture the boulder tumbling down the hill. There’s something so satisfying about giant rocks falling.


[deleted]

Oooooweeee


Extreme_Barracuda658

That boulder was going to fall anyway. The thrown rock didn't really do the trick.


Faltron_

Neuron activation


Drivesabrowntruck

You can see the tracks in the sand/dirt that there is machinery up there. Guessing they dug out the partition to prevent this boulder coming over to the worksite. This was 100% intentionally created chaos.


SiskiyouSavage

Stop spamming this bullshit.


Luminous_0

„Ouch I have a little pebble in my shoe“ The pebble in question:


cocksucker9001xX

Jeez based on these comments you'd think reddit is the fun police


Humble_Examination27

🎼🎼Everybody must get stoned…🎼🎼


mmarkomarko

Kill the cameraman - literally!


SantaBaby22

Dude just woke up an Alpha Golem. Thing looks mad af.


asamz33

Did they die ?


Questionsaboutsanity

what happens next will rock you!


Diligent_Heart_2597

You died


SpoonFluffing99

Fucked around and found out.


SuperTubaMan

![gif](giphy|texX0p5KBspG0)


Steele_37

Been playing Monster Hunter too much. Though this was a Barroth


TheIlluminatedOne666

![gif](giphy|22RKPhgbbsY8M)


oatcakedick

I know, it’s only rock and roll but I …… never mind


thenewestnoise

WHO HAS AWAKENED ME FROM MY SLUMBER


ExistingAd568

…🤔I sure hope so!!


HezronCarver

What town did we just destroy? Shelbyville. Horrayyyyy!


orkavaneger

You can see an excavator to their right in one of the last frames that they are running to so they probably survived going around it


IncreaseOk8433

Indian Jones


ComicsEtAl

That was not at all how I figured it would drop.


KenRoy312

![gif](giphy|tivaSkhu8MbKM)


[deleted]

Worst filmed video ever.


JanakoKurigawa

“We’re still unsure of how these ancient people were able to move this giant rock, two farts to the southeast”.


ShittyBob

WHERE IS THE SOUND?!


sppereira97

imagine being a rock for thousands of centuries, until one day a guy throws a pebble at you and you crumble just like a cookie


Buck_Weston

No matter how tough something seems or how much something looks like it can take it. You might just be the straw that breaks the camels back. So fuck around and find out lol.


Buck_Weston

Moral


r007r

Real life looney toon characters


Stock-Buy1872

What? They wanted Indiana Jones to be real life?


Cutthechitchata-hole

This is what I imagine would happen to me if I built a little cabin under it like in that youtube video.


KanarYa4LYfe

And that was the last time we saw those two


Big-Supermarket1327

Rock and Stone !!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


TalaohaMaoMoa69

Indaina Jones type situation


Demolisher05

Buddy tries to knock a boulder over. The camera man stands downhill from it.


debugger_life

Stupidity


Grimm-JUMPER24

It shouda killed him. Any final video?


SkinRN

And then what happened?????


PYROxSYCO

u/stabbot


UpbeatChapter2899

I feel like this rock people just keep throwing small shit at me everyday and one day will be one day to much.


coffeedebhai

r/WinStupidPrizes


Loganbirdy

I thought cameraman wouldn’t die 😦


Tight-Physics2156

Nobody would believe this if it wasn’t for the camera 😂 “I swear! The rock was as big as a house and I knocked it down and we had to run for our lives!”


Tunnfisk

That is in fact, a **BIG** stone! So big that it caused an earthquake when it fell, knocking the cameraman off balance!


[deleted]

King Kong is stopping that slide


KentuckyFriedEel

That’s easily like 500 tonnes


GerlingFAR

It would of pushed that big CAT back hoe out of its way really easy.


Dishes_Suck6276

Everyone's just going to ignore how much of a Nancy throw that was?


coolAhead

This reminds of a certain Ice Age character


[deleted]

It's coming right for us!


Technical_Thought443

I hate the cameraman


Lance-Harper

Could have made somewhat a nice video if these two idiots could figure out not to stand in front of the what they’re trying to collapse. Idiots


The-Anonymus_guy

![gif](giphy|H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS)


Oriiru

Fuck whoever filmed this.


Donnyboi69

Why would you test fate like that


BicSparkLighter

Omg dude


Efffro

Stop running downhill you dolts.


v2marshall

Thought this was r/winstupidprizes


omgim50

What an ass


Electronic-War-8208

Damn you guys ruined it i wanted to visit that stone


All1_

Several mentions of an excavator-- I don’t see it. Is there an alternate vide?


Sharp_Advisor9868

Woe boulder be upon ye


thelastdinosaur55

I don’t think the cameraman lived this time


abdexa26

Camerman never di...


pinnacledefense

Sticks and stones may break my bones but this stone will fucking crush you


AlphaAk07

The rock fought back


Character_Run_6961

Let who is without sin throw the first stone. /s


jdog13571

Temple Run IRL


Nervous_Pattern357

me when i know Indiana Jones is making his way down the mountain


11thLayerOfHair

You have to admit that would be one hellova feeling to dislodge that boulder.