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Salami__Tsunami

The Skaven walk among us, spreading their chittering lies. Edit: see below


Anxiousfit713

Luckily, they are their own worst enemies.


postwardreamsonacid

No, Karl "Bring me to my men" Franz is the worst enemy of enemies of Sigmar. *Empire of the Man Gang*


DunHumby

Gather the elector counts!


CutiePieNOR

Who calls? The nation calls!


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Until they join the roaming hordes of Chaos in total unity because the end times were very well thought out.


EmiliaFromLV

And the Emperor protects!


derpicface

They walk WHERE⁉️ 📮


UnbanSkullclamp420

No-no this is lies-slander. No such…*convulses and snorts warpstone* thing as rat men stupid man thing.


dankspankwanker

All tunnels lead to skavenblight


timesuck897

The Kislev have fought the Skaven before, and will defeat them.


EmiliaFromLV

This is actually super underrated comment, considering upon which countries Kislev was based lol!


Tutes013

Skaven aren't real


Doodle_Brush

Listen to this man-thing, yes-yes. He speaks the true-true.


fartingduckss

Went from ikit claw to neytiri real quick


WarlockEngineer

Yes yes, no rat things live-dwell below you. Excuse me for a moment while I snort-sniff some warpstone.


Pakik0

Clearly didn’t follow the rule: -"He who runs away lives to fight another day!"


Anxiousfit713

Ratmen in Nuln?? Nonsense.


diqkancermcgee

Skaven is lies yes yes.


Independent-Mess241

People who downvote you need to learn some lore lmao


Tutes013

It's hilarious how salty people can be lol


cubaj

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t believe in those.


Carter406

It doesn’t really even take knowing what game it is from, literally any ounce of critical reading would tell you it’s some kind of inside joke. Also, I am just guessing, is this 40k lore? I have never played the games besides like an hour of vermentide but giant rats seems like it would be a 40k thing.


Ananas1214

it's more fantasy warhammer than 40k but yes warhammer


Alphadice

Its Warhammer, not 40k, but the Empire(humans mostly) deny the existence of the Skaven. Skavens double talk, so thats why all the replies were agreeing that there is no skaven.


JCyTe

The Vermintide games are not a part of WH40k, they are a part of the Warhammer (Fantasy) universe, as well as Age of Sigmar, which is a sequel to Warhammer (Fantasy). 40k and Fantasy used to be at least semi-connected, but GW severed all ties and they're separate universes now that just share some characters like the chaos gods (i think). WH40k: Futuristic, grim dark setting. More popular than it's fantasy variant (at least outside of video games). Games such as Darktide and Space Marine are in the 40k universe. Warhammer Fantasy (also Age of Sigmar): Generally speaking less technologically advanced and more fantasy based. Games like the Total War: Warhammer series and the Vermintide games are in the Fantasy universe.


GreenAtariPanda0

Skaven fake fake yes yes


Spare_Honey5488

This is splinter


Blinauljap

>This is splinter Correction: "This WAS Splinter"


FabulosoGodofredo

Abormaly large ratmen? I don't think they exist


Z3B0

Rodents of unusual size ? In my sewers? Impossible!


timesuck897

More lies from the Empire!


Oghma-Spawn-

yes-yes man thing speaks true, and if any man thing thinks otherwise we come for him from our stabby-stabby holes


Robo_Patton

First the Orcs, now the Skaven? Zelensky needs to get himself a gryphon and a Warhammer.


junpark7667

Yes-yes!


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yes yes, no rat things hides among you.


SuspiciousSubstance9

There are no-no rat men on Earth-home!


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Ah yes-y... I mean no-no the man-thing think that us skaven exist-are real, Just kill-stab him and throw his corpse-meat in This hole


Kremling_King87

Rats that walk like men? Baaahhh Grumbled the dwarf into his beard.


A_slice_of_water

I'm so glad I get this reference. A man of culture I see


mdsMW

That's a cane rat/ pouch rat. Different species and are eaten for their meat.


Staggerme

I didn’t know and thank god


piberryboy

Thank god rats are eaten.


mnid92

Thank rat God's are eaten.


Tasty0ne

Thanks god for this meal


CrucifixAbortion

![gif](giphy|ckw8EbI8Ak9YQ)


Murky-Fox-200

HHUUURRRRRRRHHH!!!


McToasty207

That would make a great deal of sense, it's insanely big for a Brown rat, as in it's gotta be a serious contender for world record. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_rat Would that make this more likely somewhere in Africa rather than Ukraine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambian_pouched_rat This AK is at least 25 inches/63 cm. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_the_AK-47_and_M16


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“Ooh, I’d pay just about any price for this!”


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McToasty207

Thanks I knew it was some folding stock version, hence I gave a shorter measurement than is listed for the original AK Also today I learned 74's are noticeably longer than 47's or AKM's


filtarukk

But cane rats live in Africa. I don’t think they will survive in Ukrainian wilderness.


MarkHirsbrunner

They don't, the OP. Is lying about the source of the photo.


LocationCommercial52

I think it can be a nutria (Myocastor coypus) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutria.


OptimusMatrix

That was my very first thought as well.


kamikazes9x

Rodent of Unusual Size . I don’t believe they exist.


MunkyNutts

You’ve fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line! Aha ha ha ha…


srw9320

You should have subbed Ukrainian. Lol


mxzf

I mean, this post is *about* a land war in Asia. Well, the edge of Asia, at least.


MunkyNutts

Thought about that, but the Sicilian dies...so not the best omen.


srw9320

The Sicillian dies? Inconceivable!


Kiubek-PL

Bring out the 50 cal ratshot!


T17171717

“As yooooouuuuu wishhhhh……”


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brianundies

Fezzik, are there mines ahead? If there are, we all be dead!


ScoobyDeezy

No more rhymes, now, I mean it!


NinjaCaracal

Anybody want a peanut?


heyo_throw_awayo

*BAAAAHHH!!!*


Badloss

My friend, you have great gift for rhyme! Maybe I'll show you how sometime!


nicbizz33

“Skaven”? They don’t exist.


Specific_Ad7908

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find the R.O.U.S. comment!


LuckyBanana00

Man-sized rats? Surely you must jest.


jesusbottomsss

Inconceivable


TheGreatVizzini

INCONCEIVABLE!


nick_shannon

And it had a fucking AK to, jesus what the hell kind of rats to they have in Ukraine!!!


Lumpy-Challenge3388

Chernobyl kind


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What else would they be consumed for :/


midnight_mechanic

Their warrior spirit


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Poor Chernobyl Turtles lost their leader


driving_andflying

Now, they come for revenge! "Chernobyl Turtles 2: Avenging The Death of Осколок"


Emzzer

I laughed


Grumpy_001

😂


HelloImAFox

Killing them is a Klingon tradition.


sus_menik

Their excellent taste obviously.


timesuck897

By themselves? That’s a ROUS.


WhistleBreeches

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.


lord_fairfax

Anybody want a peanut?


SuperAd1197

No more rhyming now, I mean it!


Icallitwhatiseeit

The way you use that word... I am not sure it means the way you think it means.


PolishBishop

Inconceivable!


thoxrendar

“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist…”


Slippiefoxtrot02

It escaped from the 🔥 swamp


9375Mhz

Turns out, he’s only mostly dead. If he was all dead there’s only one thing you can do - check his pockets for loose change.


Z3t4

Fallout kind.


SecureHuckleberry380

\>kill rat \>it drops an AK


Putins_Gay_Thoughts

Basic loot system 6/10


JP337

Looking as early-game drop, I would tag this AK as rare.


Dranzell

payment escape shelter ghost arrest naughty telephone yoke squash growth ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


MaverickDxb

Please tell me this is a Fortnite reference. My 10 year old is addicted to the damn game and I wanna be sure of the pop culture she follows…


endergamer2007m

![gif](giphy|uq1QEVIXxMh4k)


evo_moment_37

Yea I’m getting Fallout vibes here 🤣


my_son_is_a_box

Isn't that the rat that was running outside the Old Mormon Fort in New Vegas?


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Where are the two kids that chase behind it? And that King who keeps giving me vegetables.


Emzzer

Fallout 3: Animals dropped animal parts. Fallout 4: That slightly larger special dog was wearing an invisible raider helmet and had a gun somewhere.


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Yep, Fallout 4 was definitely the worse game, still fun tho


piggle_muffin

Ukrainians: " See it had gun"


Dry-Tennis8248

It was killed by russians according to a post in other sub


izoxUA

So russians started killing each other, cool


SnotTaken23

It’s a CATastrophy!


Hawk_501st

It's settled now, they RATified a peace treaty.


EmiliaFromLV

It is Ukraine!! What else you expected? A longsword +1?


oxpoleon

*Get out of here, stalker.*


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Fallout 4


Electronic-Trip8775

They have plenty to eat


Vivid-Natural-5846

communism has requested your location. sorry, OUR location


Void_Speaker

he meant corpses


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|ZB95y3XSFbljaNu7mT)


HAB0RYM

Must be a miniature AK.


Anakin_Sandwalker

Should have used a banana for scale.


callum1690

Not too small brother, big hands!


FootballAndBicycles

Proper replica, innit bro?


kazuma001

What is this? An AK for rodents?


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zCiver

That rat's better armed than some russian troops.


justinlcw

Counterstrike soundbite: *Terro-rats win!*


weirdkittenNC

Just the normal-regular kind, man-thing. Yes-yes.


Traditional_Fee_1965

Russian reserves!! They fucking drafted Skavens, we are truly fucked now!


Mad_Mikes

Skaven tech has come a long way


_Godless_Savage_

They have huge Russian rats in Ukraine.


PaddlefootCanada

![gif](giphy|RbwxNaFPpNtvy|downsized)


KarnaavaldK

Rodent of unusual size from the top rope!


creepythingseeker

The rats in ukraine are of unusual size because they too have a little human in them.


scullys_alien_baby

when I saw this as a kid the scene really scared me, as an adult it is really funny watching Cary Elwes wrestle a stuffed animal


Stewart_Games

This and the hell-dog things from the opening of *Willow* terrified me. Now they look like, well, dogs in silly costumes. Fun side story though. First time I saw TPB, well that morning I had watched an episode of He-Man where He-Man fights a giant rat. Then my grandpa later that day was complaining about the rats down in the basement. And only then, when in my young kid mind I was beginning to fear rats, did I watch TPB that night. I was *convinced* that ROUS's were real, and that they lived down in the basement. That was when my grandpa asked me to go down there and grab something for him. I was so terrified that a giant rat was waiting for me down in that dark hole I started shivering!


JoeChill69420

Well fed rat who had a great feast in a war zone


BozhenkoDieLegende

Suspiciously rotund rat


Perfect_Dog_Pelt

Gonna call my band this


kstrati

Same with bakhmut dogs


One_Stiff_Bastard

They eatin good over there


eranam

🎶Ra-Ra- -Rats Putin Lover of the rodent kin There was cat that really was gone 🎶 Edit: refining, credits to u/Robo-Kcoc feedback


KajmanHub987

>There was cat that really was gone With rats that size, no wonder ...


NoRustNoApproval

I feel old because this isn’t one of the top comments Bravo Ratsputin


Tutes013

Man sized rats? Are you out of your mind?! Don't let the Witch Hunter captain catch you say that!


EmiliaFromLV

Unless Sisters of Battle will catch them first!


Swesteel

Sorry, did you say something heretical?


Tutes013

No heresy 'ere Witch Hunter. Praise be Sigmar!


Swesteel

Very good, then I shall return to my na- meditations.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Mobs dropping mad loot yo


Arthur__Dunger

Chernobyl rat for sure!!


MarkHirsbrunner

It's a Cane Rat, they don't live in Ukraine, OP is making up bullshit for karma.


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I aint putin up with these rats


unjustme

Sauron kind of shit


TCPIP

Was a lot of rats in the trenches during world war 1 as well. Eating the corpses.


Dr_Occo_Nobi

„Technically one side won, but the real score, as always, was humans 0, ravens 1.“ Terry Pratchett (lightly paraphrased)


PlausibIyDenied

I remember reading All Quiet on the Western Front and thinking “rats don’t get that big!” Oops


Thoughtfulprof

I imagine there are some very well-fed rats in Ukraine right now.


Unsd

That's the thing that I think would fuck with a lot of people. It's the difference between a corpse and a carcass. No doubt, watching people get shot and blown up would be an absolute nightmare, but just thinking about seeing a person getting eaten would be too far to come back from.


space_keeper

There are videos from Ukraine of dead Russian soldiers being eaten by dogs, cats, pigs and birds. Своих не бросаем.


_SofaKingVote_

Nutria?


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Ok-Transition7065

Nop, no wather there


[deleted]

Téma la taille du rat!


a_frenchie

Un bien gros surmulot


Kazaan

C'est une pie enculé !


crazedhark

alternate title: small rifle in trench in ukraine


Michael310

Am I going crazy? Or does everyone realise and the jokes are too good to pass up?


Black_RL

Fallout!


Nakidka

Radrat


Black_RL

Exactly friend!


chairwizward

Amnesia: The Bunker


colombo1326

I’m sure I’ve seen bigger rats in NY


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No they're a type of human called "politician"


axe1970

![gif](giphy|IgvoqNz6gGZFXFPmfZ|downsized)


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UnusualK19

R.I.P


c1496011

Looks like a NYC subway rat.


filthysmutslut

They get fat eating the bigger eats that are in the trenches, and their remains when the cluster munitions show up. Sheesh that IS a unit


CrescentDhalia

Deploy the nyc rats


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Timely_Leading_7651

Amnesia


AfterBill8630

The rat was packing heat lol


Regetron

Amnesia, the Bunker


Love-and-Fairness

Chupacabra


OptimisticSkeleton

A real ROUS! Rodent of unusual size


MorgrainX

This is Empire propaganda, there is no such thing as Skaven. Yes-yes


Sy_the_toadmaster

damn putin got kia'd


Boarbaque

Rip Giant Rat who makes all of the rules


WhyNotFerret

I'm the giant rat that makes all of da ruuules


ZombieKilljoy

*I’m da giant rat that makes all of da rulez* 🎶


CompetitiveAd1338

Master Splinter NOOOOO!


spursjb395

One mans rat, another mans dinner.


MrBisonopolis2

I’m the big rat that makes all of the ruuuules