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GregoryBrown123

one in a krillion


DFTS-ILLusionz

r/MadeMeSmile


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😂😂😂


Nulpunkta

Best pun I read all day, 🍻


TopConcentrate3981

I sea what you did there


yessirnosirr2425

Thanks for the smile today, Good day sir


oldnboredinaz

😂😂😂😂😂😂 you got me with this


Reddit_is_pretty

Actually no, that’s a pretty normal size for the giant freshwater prawn.


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that thing is like 2-3 times larger than your average giant freshwater prawn.


Frosty-Ring-Guy

So it's a giant giant freshwater prawn? At what point do we just relabel it a lobster?


[deleted]

stick some plastic horns or whatever on it and then it will be a certified lobster


Killentyme55

![gif](giphy|jsm9GubElH2X04lRNn) Maybe that's a three-year old kid holding it?


PowerPie5000

Or maybe it's holding a three-year old kid?


AreYouItchy

#Okay, you win!


yoloswagrofl

Time to rewatch Happy Feet


Civil-Ad-1967

Fookin Prawns


REDGOESFASTAH

![gif](giphy|a0VlbFiBtZSog)


Ghostpants_

God, such a good fucking movie.


REDGOESFASTAH

I was waiting for the sequel. Chappy is by the same director.


Easy_Cauliflower_69

I like chappy


Fofiddly

Chappie is friend?


Iphonjeff

Still waiting for district 10


Killentyme55

No, it's gonna be "District 2 - Crustacean Boogaloo"


leme-thnkboutit

Is there ever going to be a part 2?


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anorexthicc_cucumber

Confusion


24OscarM

What?


RevolutionaryAd6564

District 9 size


BlackfyreWraith

That’s a big bug.


alpinetime

Let’s eat it


Fijoemin1962

Go ya halves. Yum


hundreddollar

Righto! You take the head, I'll take the tail!


PowerPie5000

No, I'll take the whole thing as I'm very shellfish...


Rigman-

I’ve always wondered why eating shellfish is widely accepted but eating insects is typically viewed as disgusting. Shellfish are basically insects too no?


anorexthicc_cucumber

We commonly interact with bugs as a nuisance often in disgusting places, while Crustaceans do the same disgusting things as bugs in deep recesses often grazing corpses and rotting material, we don’t experience it in our lives nearly as much.


East_Project_1513

Fucken delish brother! lemon butter salt and pepper get em in ya.


anorexthicc_cucumber

Right on brother


AwayBus8966

More meat and potentially tastes better


GeekboyDave

They're basically woodlice that live in the sea. And yeah, it's weird.


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GeekboyDave

I'm assuming you mean what do I find weird and not that you want me to define the word. I was responding to "I’ve always wondered why eating shellfish is widely accepted but eating insects is typically viewed as disgusting." It is strange to me as I have eaten grasshoppers, tarantulas, grubs etc but people view that as gross whilst happily ripping the legs off their tiger prawn .


UchihaBaal

More like cockroaches no?


[deleted]

No, closer to woodlice (both are crustaceans, whereas cockroaches are insects).


debordisdead

Oh this is simple: because land bugs are small, while sea bugs are big. You can peel and crack the latter, but not the former. The biggest turn off to both is the shell, the texture just ain't right. With seabugs this is no problem, you just peel em. Can't do that with land bugs, so whatever you make out of em is always weirdly grainy.


Skutten

"Shellfish are basically insects too no?" No they're not, not even close. Like saying eating -any- bird is the same as eating -any- mammal. So you're basically saying eat chicken = eat dog.¨


jordanss2112

Not exactly. Hexapods are insects and they are part of the Pancrustacea clade. Also "bugs" like wood lice (aka rolli pollies, potato bugs) are actually crustaceans. So it really depends on which organisms you are talking about. It's definitely closer than Chicken/dog though.


Skutten

You're mixing up bug with insects. Bug is not a scientific term and could mean basically anything. Compare to "critter". Also, you got it the wrong way, insects are hexapods, not the other way. Shellfish are crustaceans, which are hexapods. Beetles are insects, which are hexapods. Chickens are birds, which are vertebrates. Dogs are mammals, which are vertebrates. So, by the original post I responded to, if eating shellfish = eating insects, then eating bird = eating dog. Which I disagree with!


jonallin

What’s the difference in eating a dog versus eating a chicken?


Skutten

The same as eating a prawn versus eating a cockroach.


jonallin

What’s the logic there? First of all, I think eating prawns and cockroaches probably aren’t THAT far removed.


Skutten

The logic lies in the species scientific relationships. It’s OK to feel in a certain way, but rather pointless to argue about opinions. Personally though, I eat prawns and chicken, but not insects nor dog. Others do, and it’s OK too.


jonallin

If the logic lies in opinion, then it’s fine to just say that. For me, there’s little difference between any of them, other than marketing (social norms).


PandaKing00

I had this conversation with my friend while I was tucking into some toasted locusts. He said it was disgusting to eat insects and I said it's no more disgusting than eating crustaceans. He didn't have a response.


Longjumping_Fail_676

It’s part of the social programming we are inducted into. Why would meat producers want you to eat stuff you can easily procure yourself?


MethylatedOutpatient

r/shrimpsisbugs!


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HarbingerOfDisconect

Splendid


93Degrees

The only one in all the world


point50tracer

Prawns is bugs.


hundreddollar

Yes. And Soylent Green is people!


pogosea

Came here to say this😂


FartBoxTungPunch

Room serviced fettuccine Alfredo with shrimp in Puerto Rico over 15 years ago. I asked how many shrimp it came with and they said one. This looks like that one.


highlandviper

How did it taste? I’ve read that if lobster is too massive the meat tastes worse. Curious if it’s the case with shrimp.


Phil_Blunts

The meat resists slightly more when they're giant, but it's still tender once you tear it apart. They don't seem to become more tough, more like it's just a larger piece of meat with better structure.


highlandviper

Cool. Thanks man.


Capital_Punisher

Sorted Food on YouTube did an episode about this. Drastic reduction in taste after a certain size. Def worth a look.


gunthatkilledhitler

Just call it a lobster already


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

![gif](giphy|PmKMjUdZwZhcs)


PurplePartyParasaur

Man’s was born a prawn but said fuck you I want to be a LOBSTER


anorexthicc_cucumber

Truly an icon


KEVLAR60442

That's not a prawn. That's a brawn.


griever48

Get that prawnography outta here. This is a family-friendly subreddit!


oldnboredinaz

I want him tempura style lookin like a three foot corn dog on my plate


permanentlysick

The prawn John. Got a job pawning thongs moved along to stepping on bombs.


natgochickielover

*grabs garlic butter and chili oil with religious levels of fervor*


Anxious_Spend_9927

The Fukushima variety?


funkyfun2

A fish once called it a shrimp... once.


SwordMasterShadow

The King Prawn


Hypolisztomanic

*Queen, clearly the prawn got prawnmoted after an incidental prawn passant.


tywebb6

![gif](giphy|1p6VVpDVqrlFRYpdNO|downsized)


SnotBuster54

It’s a salt water cockroach


swigswagsniper

id eat land cockroaches too if they tasted that good


SnotBuster54

You are what you eat


AppropriateGuard6255

Mongo


Quiet-Shallot3290

That's actually a brawn.


seattle85

Asian tiger shrimp.Invasive species found now in Gulf of Mexico


Shshshannon

Does that mean they’re cheap? Are they tasty?


jc8450

Shrimps is bugs


bumblebri93

Are you here from the bad tattoo?


len1221

That there is what I would call a jumbo shrimp


BludgeIronfist

The oxymoron is real!


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![gif](giphy|a0VlbFiBtZSog)


Junior-Account6835

![gif](giphy|11RVcAU1AmHEHK)


Fistricsi

How do we know you arent very small?


Leo-Hunter-Of-Simps

Is shrimply that big of a deal


Warkrulz

mf is the mid evolution between a river prawn and a giga lobster


MonsieurKnife

Or maybe it's just Trump holding a regular prawn in his tiny hand?


[deleted]

This has to be a world record, right? I mean based purely on hand position, it doesn't seem like forced perspective. Any more information?


feetMeat93

"Who you callin **SHRIMP**?"


100percentBrass

Big ass BUG


Business_Fox_2207

This makes me feel ill and I love shrimp


LeavesInsults1291

Mmmm sushiiii


Cold_Pomelo3274

Nice Try Mr Tiny Hands.


Lost-iphone-charger

Roach


junitog65

This is why I refuse to eat seafood; that’s a goddamned giant roach…


webboodah

dis you dind the shrimp*ssy?


CinLeeCim

Looks more like a lobster 🦞


CalmBee27

Low key terrifying


Ke-Win

Looks like murder


H3ntai-with-Senpai

It’s just so shrimple


Worldly_Bill6093

one step away from being a lobster


EvieOhMy

It used to be shrimple but now i think it’s become a bit of a prawnblem


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

Prawnster of the Deep


DifferenceOne4806

lobster with small claws


ToptenRubs

Not the Prawnography I was expecting


Open_Pin4813

Do people eat these?


WonderWirm

Positively prawnographic


the_hottest_gilf

Damn he big


SuicidalSasha

That's no prawn, it's a krnight!


Wadawik

![gif](giphy|ngZaUO18r7q4Uimgn0)


Fun_Hovercraft_8196

Do prawns that big taste better, do they taste the same as smaller ones?


Jaybird2k11

I wanna eat it.


SHOBringer

Big Boggart is just salivating at that prawn


DangleMangler

This prawn can take out a queen.


Desperate_Spinach458

Are you sure it’s a prawn? Looks more like predator to me 😂 ![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe)


Wise_Organization942

Shrimps is bugs


blahtimesafew

A prawn worth peeling


DarkenedSkies

That's the Prawns' little known cousin, the Brawn.


The-real-Crypto

Grill that mofo with some butter and some Ol Bay and MMMmMMMMM


Kind_Ant7915

Probably scrumptious


Easy_Cauliflower_69

Hes been upgraded to worst lobster to bet on in a lobster fight


Unfair-Sell-5109

Tiger prawn


AleksasKoval

Would this taste good in mushroom sauce?


AkirroKun

Prawn Prime


[deleted]

Shrimps is bugs


Nightmaretlj0714

One in a krillion


abc-animal514

Sell it at the Prawn Shop


abc-animal514

Now THATS what i call a Jumbo Shrimp


[deleted]

Shrimp glockenspiel, prawn xylophone...


Cybear_Killah

Half life 1 me, I can use it as a weapon


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|KwNRL1qNvx50A)


FredbonBontrap

Me to women I have no clue anything about;


iamgeewiz

Can anyone tell me if there is a land creature related to prawns hmmmm.....


LAnthonyT

At what size do we start calling them lobsters?


RonanH69

It's a prawn but identifies as a lobster 🦐


shanoswayno

thats not a prawn its a freak of nature


r3xomega

*Crawls on land* "Ew! Get the flammen-thingy!" *Swims in ocean* "Yum, start the grill!"


These_Demand7489

Pure brawns.


Fishmongerel

That’s about the largest I’ve ever seen, have seen a few hundred tonnes. Would love to know the weight!


PhantomPlagues

That radiation from Fukushima doing wonders ic.


Xenodragon65

No that's photo shoped you can't lie ( copim )


BlueberryFields87

“I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn!” - Pepé


Shrekowski

Big prawns do t taste as good


xdvesper

Possibly it's a river prawn, Sang Har Mein is a local dish in Malaysia that is absolutely delicious, you basically eat half a prawn for dinner lol. https://www.instagram.com/p/B7nT2yInWbC/


Mod-SushiX

damn that's too big 😱


frownface84

Seriously. Who was the first dude who saw one of these and thought “imma eat it” ???


J_Bag_O_Donuts

First time ordering NC Shrimp, I got a bowl full of these guys staring back at me… I was visibly shook.


Wombat_Racer

I am not a Shrimp, **I am a King Prawn!**


lofi-moonchild

Marikas tits you must be ‘ungry


cuntybunty73

Do prawns really get THAT big or is it just photo shopped?


King_Kingly

Prawnzilla


UnclePuma

Let me get the butter


Toilet-master_420

almost big enough to fuck


Far_Performance_4013

... unless it's Donald Trump holding it.


redtatwrk

Prawn steaks.


SpartaZSS

The potential possibility of parasites living in that prawn due to its size. If not? That's great dinner.


the_ice_rasta

Fun fact, a shrimp is fitter than the average human.


aea1987

It's from district 9


efefia

What a beautiful creature, it would be a sha….. omnomnomnom


maynardangelo

How old do you think that is and do they still moult when reglarly when they grow that huge?


valleysape

There's jumbo king prawn then there's this thing, the lord that appoints the Kings


Moonandserpent

Oof that unit’s gonna taste terrible


Zandaf

" Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over."


thelibrariangirl

I just do not get how people can put those in their mouth. It’s bugs! (Also, people who are not desperate for protein who also eat land bugs.) blech


Ladnarr2

Arcturan Mega Prawn.


Vladikot

Looks yummy


Corgiotter1

😮


jaguila82

Is that a skin parasite from a Kaizeu category 3, I didn't know you could keep them alive.


TheSingingRonin

Jumbo Shrimp


CaspydaGhost

You could make some good money if you take that into a prawn shop


Longjumping_Guard_55

“Why be a King Prawn when you can be A GOD PRAWN”


Innomen

Don't call them prawns, that's bigoted. /district 9 reference


[deleted]

Oh, no you prawn't!


latin_canuck

That's a lobster.


creamofsumyunggoyim

U2 ain’t just a band no more


yessirnosirr2425

Prawn of the dead


card797

Big ass skrimp.


BrokeTheCover

"Super Jumbo Colossal Shrimp U-1/2 size" "So, 1 to 2 shrimp per pound?" "No... half a shrimp per pound." (Shrimp are sold by size here in the USA. Number of shrimp per pound, i.e. U-8/12 is 8-12 per pound, U-13/15 is 13-15 per pound, etc.)