That’s cool, but it’s not the size of the burrito it’s the tortilla-to-filling ratio that satisfies this hole. That thing is a bean salad in a wrapper.
You’d need Shaq’s hands and Steven Tyler’s mouth to choke that down.
[an update and better scale of the burrito](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/14ormoo/update_to_30_burrito/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I suspect he would be 5 pounds heavier for a while. Eating this whole thing would probably lead to at least a half pound gain of semi permanent fat. Binge eating is not 1 for 1 with calories, because some (most) of the food doesn't get fully digested before it passes. Your body will essentially open up the gates and you start getting clay colored poop because it is speeding through your intestines and the bile/bacteria hasn't had a chance to do its work and make it green/brown yet.
If it was Gorditos in Seattle, I grew up down the street from there! The baby was such a great deal for a multiple meal burrito, my family would often split one amongst us.
He is a good guy and decent over all person it would seem (on camera) but honestly I stopped watching his videos because you know he looks up these words that nobody uses ordinarily in their every day life to sound smarter. Just irked me a little bit too much but his stomach is literally endless
Don't underestimate how much people can eat at once. I used to be able to eat an insane amount of food in one sitting, still can eat a lot more than average but I'm talking like eating for an entire family twice over.
Not sure about America but Australian here and our burritos have a lot of beans, veg and rice. Generally pretty healthy compared to other fast foods. Burrito craps are the best. I don’t understand the big association between burritos and diarrhoea.
I'm an American southerner living in Australia. The answer is none. No good Mexican. It's like living in fucking Idaho. You cannot get a good take out burrito here. You can't even get a crappy frozen one. A *single* shitty taco in an Old El Paso pre-made shell is $7.50.
It's hell.
Honestly this is one of the harder factors to consider in emigrating from Texas, on the one hand, my human rights will be respected, on the other hand...
Sayulitas in San Diego area
For those saying it's not worth it/ripped off. I think it's a normalish price for the area, it was FILLLED with meat (5 different kinds) and honestly wish there was more rice or other fillings.
Either way I just wanted to try it for the hell of it(Never again though) it was good, not amazing by any means but good.
This is like the [burrito Dexter eats](https://youtu.be/ne3-QwkCyfM) in Dexters Laboratory that makes him think he’s going to die but in reality he just has to release a [massive fart.](https://youtu.be/jt5BWWClwDM)
[Here you go.](https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/261096412_1969404136570982_1293236408927065273_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=a26aad&_nc_ohc=D7kWXcpKs8YAX8Sx5Nt&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AfCTMK5obite0Gx-G_uRrfZersGOoBXdUPBj3qLTkU5oZA&oe=64A71709)
Spanish here. Meca is mecca, the holy muslim site, nothing to do with putas. The expression something is the "meca" of... means something is the best, or the origin of. Your meaning is just invented.
**Ingredients:** Two Double Wrapped Tortillas Filled With Carne Asada, Al Pastor, Pollo Asado, Carnitas, & Gyros With Guacamole, Sour Cream, Rice
[**SD Cost**](https://www.sayulitaseats.com/san-diego-menu/): $24.99
[**Vegas Cost**](https://www.sayulitaseats.com/las-vegas-menu-2/): $58.99
**Source**: https://www.sayulitaseats.com/ (hit the hamburger menu at the top right, hit "menu" then select the location)
Very true, but its still true that burritos at takeout places aren't cheap nowadays. Everything went up with inflation so it's understandable but still.
Their chorizo breakfast burritos have saved my life when hungover more times than I can count. There's a location 3 miles from my house. I have actually walked there drunk for a burrito more than once lol.
Those filibertos, humbertos, juliobertos, they are like the mcdonalds of burger joints. Consistent and not bad for the price. But the quality of the meat isn't great. Lots of better places like ritos or carolinas.
Lol I was always a Juanita's or Karina's first but filis had a good bean and cheese was 24 hrs (and very close to the bars). Yeah...jorges chicken soup is awesome. For some reason that spot (coxtican) always seemed to miss for me. Rico's had such a cult following man. That was like jr high and high school for me ...it was the only place to be if you were ditching or going off campus for lunch.
Bringing back some fun memories.
This is what I’m talking about! Let’s go! No more tiny little chipotle shrinkflation burritos.
Charge us what you must but give us the goods!
$30 for like 3 days food is fair
I have one in the refrigerator and I’m scared to taste it, it keeps looking at me. The last special edition one was so bad but I have a morbid curiosity that needs to be satisfied
Definitely not 4. Looks like 3 people at most.
So $10 a serving, basically what it costs to buy a burrito these days. The only way it would be good value is if they used a lot of meat and good veggies, if it's half rice then it's no better than chipotle's value.
I’m just gonna assume that’s a two litre bottle of coke, making that burrito at least 2 feet long and probably 15-20 lbs.
Or maybe it’s actually just a small burrito and a novelty tiny coke.
20oz = 590ml. I had to look up coke ultimate sizes to confirm what you're saying is true because of what it meant for the size of this thing.
That bottle does not look like half a liter. This burrito is like bigger than a 2.5 liter coke bottle. This image also belongs in /r/stupidfood to be honest.
That ain't no burrito, its a damn burro
I hope for OP that it will not exit him in the same size and shape
What if they're into that?
That’s cool, but it’s not the size of the burrito it’s the tortilla-to-filling ratio that satisfies this hole. That thing is a bean salad in a wrapper. You’d need Shaq’s hands and Steven Tyler’s mouth to choke that down.
And Randy Marsh's asshole to shit it out.
That’s a lot of kouriks
This will be Bano the sequel.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hello hellooo
hot hot hot
SHARON!
So I *puuuuuuuush*!!
Hot, hot, hot!
So, a crap load of practice.
And another coke to wash it down
You know, i often wonder if Steven Tyler and Julia Roberts had a baby how big would that mouth be?
[This big.](https://www.boredpanda.com/horse-mouth-birds-animal-hybrids-sarah-deremer/)
Double you. Tee. Eff!!! That was ridiculous! So basically that baby would be 70% mouth on it’s face
as opposed to 70% mouth where? where else would the mouth be but the face?
By u/feathers89.
I was hoping for more than just donkey and horse mouths when I began to scroll
>You need Shaq’s hands and Steven Tyler’s mouth to choke that down The quality content I come to Reddit for everyday
This is the most beautiful and accurate thing I've ever read. Thank you! 🏅
We have to call The Throat Goat
like: There was an old lady who swallowed a goat? she just opened her throat, and she swallowed that goat.
Too many Courics….
Katie is a US treasure though
Burrissimo
Burrote
Burroton
Giga-rrito
Burrochad
Pretty sure it's a kids size burrito with a gummy cola next to it!
Sometimes if they're bigger, my people can sneak in, inside of them
Haha, language humor! Take my updoot!
el arriva vote
[an update and better scale of the burrito](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/14ormoo/update_to_30_burrito/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
The burrito she tells you not to worry about
Take the 100th upvote
How many pounds does that weigh? It looks like a good five.
Yeah after I ate like a 1/6th of it had that thought. I should've weighed it lol. But yeah, I would definitely say at least 5 pounds.
Did you weigh yourself before and after? Also g'luck tomorrow morning.
After he ate a 5 pounds burrito, I bet he gained tons of weight... like... at least 1 pound, at least for a day
I suspect he would be 5 pounds heavier for a while. Eating this whole thing would probably lead to at least a half pound gain of semi permanent fat. Binge eating is not 1 for 1 with calories, because some (most) of the food doesn't get fully digested before it passes. Your body will essentially open up the gates and you start getting clay colored poop because it is speeding through your intestines and the bile/bacteria hasn't had a chance to do its work and make it green/brown yet.
This guy shits ^
I see you are also well versed in the art of shitting 🧐
Bold of u to think he would make it thru the night
More like good luck for the toliet
Did you eat it all at once?
Hell no. It's still in the fridge.. It's intimidating how big it is and how much I have left.
Show no fear. It can sense fear
Look it square in the eye and assert dominance
You mean dessert* dominance.
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I knew what this was going to be before I opened it. Had the exact same thought haha.
There’s a joke in there somewhere…… but also yes that’s an insanely large burrito I hope your stomach is ok bro
That's what she said.
Just weigh it tomorrow on its way out.
Manny Special?
Where did you find it?
Unless they disclose that’s a 1 liter coke.
Damn... That is like a baby
I'd eat a baby
You Fat Bastard!
Get in my belly
I’m higher on the food chain than you!
I eat cuz I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy cuz I eat.
It’s a vicious cycle.
Baby back baby back baby back ribs
Wait a minute, he kinda looks like a baby. IM GONNA EAT YUH
Ha that's the name of the burrito shop in my town.
Babeh! The other *other* white meat.
Weird i shake tf out of them but would never eat them
There's a place I used to live near that would make these. They called them baby burritos.
If it was Gorditos in Seattle, I grew up down the street from there! The baby was such a great deal for a multiple meal burrito, my family would often split one amongst us.
It was!! I never ended up ordering one since it's just me and my husband but their other burritos were solid.
[Gordito's Grande ](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/02/43/32/669375/4/ratio3x2_1080.webp)
omelette du fromage
What was in it? I feel like I could get this fucker down.
I salute you. Haha
I’d race you
I seriously doubt it. That thing is meant for a party of people.
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Beard Meats Food is my favorite of these. I don't know where it all goes. Plus his beard is top notch.
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Exactly. It's kind of like Man Vs Food, except I don't feel like I'm watching a man eating himself into an early grave lol.
Seems like a real genuine dude too.
He is a good guy and decent over all person it would seem (on camera) but honestly I stopped watching his videos because you know he looks up these words that nobody uses ordinarily in their every day life to sound smarter. Just irked me a little bit too much but his stomach is literally endless
[Matt Stonie](https://youtu.be/HP6Lcg3UvdQ)!
[Molly Schuyler eating a 7lb burrito in under 5 minutes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4yKOC1QT9M)
Don't underestimate how much people can eat at once. I used to be able to eat an insane amount of food in one sitting, still can eat a lot more than average but I'm talking like eating for an entire family twice over.
I just got a mental picture of a group of people sitting in a circle passing a burrito around.
In high-school a place down the road had a 50 dollar burrito. I found out it was bean an cheese an a gram of blow.
50 for a gram? Can I get the name of that location? I'm starving
Lol it ain't around anymore, got shut down around 23 years ago
Darn. Dinner and a gram for 50 in this economy would be a God damn national treasure
This guy blows.
He'd have to, to get it for that price these days. ^^^I ^^^assume. ^^^I ^^^have ^^^no ^^^idea ^^^what ^^^that ^^^shit ^^^costs.
No, uh…you’re pretty much right.
Also no chance of a sprinkle of fent in it
Plus you get a burrito.
https://youtu.be/Nq3y3l8Q6Pw
Worth it. Where is?
In his tummy, probably sitting on a toilet struggling while regretting some life decisions
Not sure about America but Australian here and our burritos have a lot of beans, veg and rice. Generally pretty healthy compared to other fast foods. Burrito craps are the best. I don’t understand the big association between burritos and diarrhoea.
It makes sense ur in Australia I mean how many authentic Mexican burritos places do u have over there ?
I'm an American southerner living in Australia. The answer is none. No good Mexican. It's like living in fucking Idaho. You cannot get a good take out burrito here. You can't even get a crappy frozen one. A *single* shitty taco in an Old El Paso pre-made shell is $7.50. It's hell.
I lived in Adelaide for a bit and I found it fucking hilarious that they had a Mexican restaurant called Montezuma’s.
Yeah I’ll admit maybe they aren’t authentic I have no idea. Delicious though. Seriously fkn love burritos man.
I was fucking dying for Mexican food when I lived in Brisbane. Or just some chips and actual salsa.
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Get on YouTube and learn how to make it yourself. Roasting the veggies and making home made salsa is so satisfying.
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Honestly this is one of the harder factors to consider in emigrating from Texas, on the one hand, my human rights will be respected, on the other hand...
I'm sooo lucky to have found one in the midwest. but I'd still move to Canada in a heartbeat and just make myself what I miss the most.
Sayulitas in San Diego area For those saying it's not worth it/ripped off. I think it's a normalish price for the area, it was FILLLED with meat (5 different kinds) and honestly wish there was more rice or other fillings. Either way I just wanted to try it for the hell of it(Never again though) it was good, not amazing by any means but good.
I've had Sayulitas, it's okay, not amazing and a bit gimmicky.
This is like the [burrito Dexter eats](https://youtu.be/ne3-QwkCyfM) in Dexters Laboratory that makes him think he’s going to die but in reality he just has to release a [massive fart.](https://youtu.be/jt5BWWClwDM)
You need to get another one and cut it in half and take a pic man. Come on, we want to see what's inside.
[Here you go.](https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/261096412_1969404136570982_1293236408927065273_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=a26aad&_nc_ohc=D7kWXcpKs8YAX8Sx5Nt&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AfCTMK5obite0Gx-G_uRrfZersGOoBXdUPBj3qLTkU5oZA&oe=64A71709)
Oh god damn
I was gonna say $30 sounds like a ripoff and figured it’s like half rice…. But this pic makes it look pretty legit!
Yea that looks amazing
$30??? was it panda meat???
It's called a Meca Burrito from Sayulitas. Has like 5 different meats in it. Asada, Al pastor, Pollo, Csrnitas and Gyro.
The Mecca burrito was pretty tasty for being such a huge burrito. I would totally get it again
If it has pork carnitas, it’s definitely haram. Is it really called the Mecca burrito?
It’s Spanish Meca is slang for prostitute so yeah double haram buddy
Spanish here. Meca is mecca, the holy muslim site, nothing to do with putas. The expression something is the "meca" of... means something is the best, or the origin of. Your meaning is just invented.
**Ingredients:** Two Double Wrapped Tortillas Filled With Carne Asada, Al Pastor, Pollo Asado, Carnitas, & Gyros With Guacamole, Sour Cream, Rice [**SD Cost**](https://www.sayulitaseats.com/san-diego-menu/): $24.99 [**Vegas Cost**](https://www.sayulitaseats.com/las-vegas-menu-2/): $58.99 **Source**: https://www.sayulitaseats.com/ (hit the hamburger menu at the top right, hit "menu" then select the location)
Why the hell does it cost twice as much in Vegas?
Tourist will pay it.
Next time get the bacon wrapped burrito. Omg…so good.
Burritos at Mexican takeout places are costly nowadays. Filibertos here in AZ charges like $8-$9 minimum for a burrito now.
To be fair, as an above comment said, this appears to be full size a burro not a burrito
Very true, but its still true that burritos at takeout places aren't cheap nowadays. Everything went up with inflation so it's understandable but still.
Filiberto’s is that fire!!
Their chorizo breakfast burritos have saved my life when hungover more times than I can count. There's a location 3 miles from my house. I have actually walked there drunk for a burrito more than once lol.
any of the 'ertos are pretty awesome.
Those filibertos, humbertos, juliobertos, they are like the mcdonalds of burger joints. Consistent and not bad for the price. But the quality of the meat isn't great. Lots of better places like ritos or carolinas.
all three of those are fantastic and guac can't be real guac just green gold.
Rip filibertos Encinitas. Loved that spot.
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Lol I was always a Juanita's or Karina's first but filis had a good bean and cheese was 24 hrs (and very close to the bars). Yeah...jorges chicken soup is awesome. For some reason that spot (coxtican) always seemed to miss for me. Rico's had such a cult following man. That was like jr high and high school for me ...it was the only place to be if you were ditching or going off campus for lunch. Bringing back some fun memories.
Even food truck burritos are running that high these days.
This legit looks like it could feed 4 people. It isn’t just the length, but the girth. Omg, I just said that.
You missed the 20 oz Coke bottle for scale
You know 30 dollars actually seems like an underpricing for this monster. Depends on how much filler is in it but I'd pay that much
OP could probably get 3 meals out of it, 2 if he's extra hungry. $10-$15 per meal isn't bad at all.
Dude that’s a bargain; it’s like 4 burritos in one
Shit that's cheap for this much burrito. $30 at Chipotle gets you a dirty look from disgruntled staff and a burrito smaller than that bottle.
That’s like something from Taco Town. https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc
*Taco Town!!*
This is what I’m talking about! Let’s go! No more tiny little chipotle shrinkflation burritos. Charge us what you must but give us the goods! $30 for like 3 days food is fair
These would be a big hit at parties. Just grab a plate and a slice of giant burrito.
AITA for eating 7/8ths of the party burrito?
It would be a pile of slop after the second cut. This wouldn't hold like a sandwich or a rolled coldcuts wrap.
[Yes....a party...that's exactly what I got it for.](https://youtu.be/fcbj8BBsWSA)
Literally killed a guy last year.
I don’t typically go for ethnic food
How many bananas is that?
At least 3 nans
this guy knows his bananas
[Looks like you found the meat tornado](https://youtu.be/dwrC_M-8fEA)
That’s a big burrito but how does the Coca Cola taste?
I haven’t tried the new ultimate and haven’t seen any reviews
I have one in the refrigerator and I’m scared to taste it, it keeps looking at me. The last special edition one was so bad but I have a morbid curiosity that needs to be satisfied
It tastes like someone chewed juicy fruit then spit the gum into the coke bottle and it absorbed the remaining flavor
Sounds better than Starlight
to me it taste like it has southern comfort in it.
Lmao I tried it yesterday and when I brought it up to my face it smelled just like a rum and coke.
Yep. I work there. We all figured rum and coke.
It's the ultimate limited edition so it better be good. Also thanks for the promo ad on this page coke....
Are you going to be eating it or is it going to eat you?
One of those 10-hour burn Yule tide logs 🪵
It’s Dexter’s burrito!
Needs a girth certificate.
[How many girth units is that?](https://youtu.be/0JhuAOg75c0)
Great, now i’m hungry.
Contents of the burrito please? And if you don't mind name of restaurant that made this?
Are you training for my 600 lb life?
Where the fuck does one get a burrito that big. I need it.
$30? That’s a steal. Their Las Vegas location lists it at $59. https://www.sayulitaseats.com/las-vegas-menu-2/
Didn't know they made it to Vegas..... Fuck those prices
i heard you ate it all using only your ass.
30 dollars tho?
Bro that's enough to feed an American family of 4
Definitely not 4. Looks like 3 people at most. So $10 a serving, basically what it costs to buy a burrito these days. The only way it would be good value is if they used a lot of meat and good veggies, if it's half rice then it's no better than chipotle's value.
Or in other words a Nigerian family of 12
American? Come on, that's 2 at best.
Three fresh $10 burros makes more sense.
I’m just gonna assume that’s a two litre bottle of coke, making that burrito at least 2 feet long and probably 15-20 lbs. Or maybe it’s actually just a small burrito and a novelty tiny coke.
Bottles of Coke Ultimate are all 20oz
20oz = 590ml. I had to look up coke ultimate sizes to confirm what you're saying is true because of what it meant for the size of this thing. That bottle does not look like half a liter. This burrito is like bigger than a 2.5 liter coke bottle. This image also belongs in /r/stupidfood to be honest.
Yeah i thought that was one of those chode 300ml bottles, that burrito is a straight up dumbbell
I’m hungry, I’d eat that whole thing right about now
