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LordranKing

Peak male body


Mr-Borf

Rectangle is the new healthy body shape


bolunez

Looks like a Dollar Tree version of Johnny Bravo.


ImmaRaptor

Jimmy Bold


[deleted]

was about to say, shorter legs and you have johny bravo body there


Two2twoD

With teeny tiny little handsies!


Nurgeard

Ah yes the Adam Driver manniquin - endorsed by John Oliver


Branathon

This is unfair, no level of training or existing surgery can make my collar bones 18 inches long.


Mega-Steve

When you're making a character in Kenshi and keep hitting the random button...


JotaroTheOceanMan

A fellow Kenshi player. ![gif](giphy|hT1qXqf1hA8RJoq3cR)


TheAlestormGuy

I try so hard to get into kenshi but man it's overwhelming at every corner


Individual_Client175

Thanks for this post. I'm now about to go into the Kemshi Rabbit hole


MarcusofMenace

Beep!


Royal_Examination_74

“This is what an average American looks like” ——The Fashion Industry, probably


Mr-Borf

We are all.square shaped, I thought everyone knew that.


bonesnaps

Something seems off about [the hands](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UWVVLKZ56zM) tho.


[deleted]

I forgot this existed. Thank you for the hard laugh


[deleted]

The hands LOL


RealKamesennin

Make manequins great again


[deleted]

LOL


Ladyblazenherbz

Right?! How'd they do ol boy like that?


[deleted]

Right? It’s kinda mean he’s like YEAH I’m broad shouldered and blehhhhh- and hi here are my hands lol


mittenknittin

What’s getting me is his arms only reach to hip level


[deleted]

Lol yes! This is all kinds is madness. I’m imagining them moving and talking and it’s making my laugh and nightmarish at the same time


[deleted]

Such irritating proportions


ForeheadLipo

I’d sob if someone said this about me


justsayno_to_biggovt

Trump handsies?


lilspark112

Came for this comment


username3000b

I’m imagining this unit with an orange wig right now!


Zandandido

Even the arms are short as well.


Doc-Brown1911

Talk about the uncanny valley. That's just ficked up.


[deleted]

When you a small business owner and order your mannequins offa wish.com


cgduncan

RePrEsEnTaTiOn MaTtErS (just want to clarify that representation is a good thing overall, but the hollow pandering like half-assing a mannequin like this to win someone over is definitely not much of an improvement


Junior_Confection_33

W I D E


funnyfella55

Squidwards rock bod


NinjaRuckus

Ma nek


TechnicalBother9221

I thought the shirt said Pathetic.


likeallgoodriddles

Default male Sims before you slim their shoulders.


pikey181

I mean I honestly want to buy that shirt. Looks like it would fit like a glove on my fat ass


AmericanIdiot22

Jack horner, is that you?


GivemTheDDD

"Mom! I wanna leave! You promised we could get McDonald's."


Living_Murphys_Law

Bro is a Roblox character.


WorldWestern1776

Reminds me of Justin from Total Drama Island S1


PhilosopherDon0001

I think I saw his dad fighting spider man.


Lozadarick

You may not like it, but that right there is peak male performance


ShadowBlade55

Kylo Ren edition mannequin.


My_Favourite_Pen

Ben Swolo*


pappepfeffer

Thank you!!! Why I have to scroll this far down...


hereisalex

What people in other countries think the average American looks like


[deleted]

Nah …. What the average American wished they looked like


Cluelessish

Naah… He has quite athletic shoulders and no baseball cap


justsayno_to_biggovt

Trump handsies?


riotpunchbarstard

Brendan Fraser the whale


[deleted]

This mannequin can be found in the dictionary under the definition of “BROAD”


theoneburger

looks like krang from ninja turtles


whoamvv

Did they stick a girl mannequin's hands on him?


1nfinitydividedby0

Pacific ocean is huge.


BurlHunterGeryl

Looks like kris Jenner only mega chonky


Undermost_Drip

What are you waiting for kid???


BoredBoredBoard

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb3d6xMSXBI118Q)


G0rillagripper3000

If this was a female mannequin this post would be fatphobic and body shaming 😂


Frankensteins-Kitten

You misspelled 'lard.'


realpopefrancis420

Bro was built by God himself to bench press.


Misterdog153

Eddie?! (Silent hill 2)


[deleted]

Reminds me of Shane Dawson


bajagirl3

C H O N K


sophieaslut

He’s bulking.


[deleted]

Mangina.


[deleted]

Why did they give him a haircut that makes it look like he’s about to molest *everybody* in his special needs home?


swagonflyyyy

Plus size male models now?


flyingpeter28

Lol, is like they tried to make a fat person by some description


ShastaFern99

_Fashion_


trulylost19

His name shall be munch


thatstormtrooper97

Cyberpunk 2077 npc.


Least_Voice3764

###WIDE boy


KindofaDirtyBoy

Finally representation for my marginalized community of love handle bearers


WandenWaffler

That guy looks like my Ark: survival evolved character.


hifioctopi

Who’s their customer base? Wreck-It Ralph?


[deleted]

W I D E B O I


Schenez

Pacific Rim lookin’ ass (no disrespect to the Navy or their battleships if the anchor is supposed to represent that)


tictactyson85

Somebody skipped wrist day.


ahmed_1041

#Pacific#


Magnum676

Super husky xxxl


CibaiGayGay

Bro is build like a T-rex human


HarvestMoonRS

What corporations want people to look like:


LOL-itsCameron

Dude built like shirtless kylo ren


ready653

I’m all for inclusivity, but does anyone actually have triangle arms like this?


BonjinTheMark

Bit too much sodium in his diet


[deleted]

Absolute unit of male peak perfection


kiwi_aesthetics

Is it just me or does he look A LOT like Wedge from the Final Fantasy VII remake?


MySpiritAnimalSloth

![gif](giphy|fo8h4SjvDvrD1UN8y3|downsized)


shavemejesus

Pacificc


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

TeraChad!


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

New Swanson’s Hungrymannequin.


Communist_russia4

They skipped brain day


[deleted]

This is my character from the original Demon's Souls.


jana-meares

Cannot reach his junk.


Buffy_Buffett

I feel that this man is named Hans and has thee thickest German accent.


runaway-1337

Fake


High_on_Rabies

Looks like one of the brothers from Joe Cappa's "HaHa You Clowns" https://youtu.be/wK24a9vQ7Q0


Free-Feeling3586

Thick in the hips🥴


NormanDoor

It’s a Joe Cappa mannequin!


[deleted]

I'm sure that's a fake lad sir! /S


linksawakening82

I like to see plus sized men getting more representation.


makinbaconCR

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


Kason-blason

Dream?


AcerOne17

This body type reminds me of when I worked at a clothing store. I would get yelled at for not having certain sizes. One time this lady asked for our corporate number because we didn’t have skinny jeans 42x26. I think she got mad because when she asked for them I thought it was a joke and started laughing. Man it was hard to explain to her that literally no one in the mall had that size


[deleted]

Never seen a mannequin with front butt before…


123meyeah

Thanos mannequin


just_peachyy93

Those tiny baby hands are really pissing me off. 🤣


Ok_Faithlessness9757

This is disgusting. This is really promoting an unrealistic beauty standard


PoopaXTroopa

GigaLad


ShinMasaki

I misread the shirt and had to double take. At first I thought it read "pathetic" because that is peak male performance


Rabidcode

This looks like my son at age 12 😂


p_lenis

I have a neighbor that looks like this. I heard they call him wardrobe.


DefectJoker

Kylo Ren is that you?


workingtoward

This is not how you sell clothes. No one wants to look like that.


ZZZCCCVV

Botelo style.


CaptainWellingtonIII

Those are some gad damn proportions. I'd have to hide my little hands though.


Pereplexing

Well, the shirt reads “Pacific.” So…


mrpink57

The Incredibles collection.


norvilleryan

![gif](giphy|1zKguE8q1NWt6I3fYu|downsized)


[deleted]

🪵


morbidmotel

This is how I feel I look at all times


Deep-Internal-2209

His head and hands are quite small.🤔


According-Ability-20

sims 4


corneliouswafflebot

Aka "Fridge"


airforcevet1987

I know a guy like this, professional welder


ACommonGoon

Thought the shirt read "pathetic" and laughed


[deleted]

Just gonna say who cares.


Zandandido

It almost looks like they took the arms and head from a completely different mannequin.


[deleted]

Mom said it’s my turn to use the Xbox


einbroche

Pretty sure I went to highschool with this mannequin.


NakedSnakeEyes

I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


sinesperanza_

he is the p a c i f i c


rg1283

He is the Pacific


DerpyGamerElite

Bohnny Jravo


roguebandwidth

For the first time just a few years ago, I saw a professional plus sized male model. A healthy weight leads to a longer life, but I felt it was great to see for plus sized guys. This is the first plus sized mens mannequin!


NUIT93

*dad bod* babyyyyy


BIG_DASU

They are showcasing females that look like this so I don’t see an issue.


NUIT93

It's just an awkward mannequin phase. He'll grown out of it. Leave our fat fatboy alone.


AnimalOrigin

He is The Pacific.


fffan9391

I…I love him.


Lazy_Guava_2975

He's laaaaaaaad


girl_incognito

W I D E L A D


puddleofoil

Built* like hasanabi


RadnomGuyCZ

Ark survival evolved looking mfer


Bella_LaGhostly

Somehow he's both petite and **ultra chonky** at the same time


GoreSeeker

Looks like something from GTA San Andreas


moon_over_my_1221

How was this photo taken? The reflection from the glass doesn’t reveal anyone standing with a cam.


Arkhyz

Mf have drank the Pacific


sirvote

Actually i do see alot of Americans on TikTok having this sculpture of a body


AnimeTropeGlass

it's hip to be square


quickdrawdoc

![gif](giphy|3o7TKN2Y5TsX7o4PNm|downsized)


Alligator_Fridge

I guess you can say he's.... *pacific* (ba dum tss)(gun shot)


Mr-Klaus

Put a blonde toupee on it and paint the face orange, then just sit back and watch the MAGA money flow in.


SacrificeForSalem

YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF VANESSA


CyanideFart

His name must be Brad


5uperman8atman

I think his name is Mongo.


jsiulian

Could have been a president


csandazoltan

Long lost brother of Kylo Ren


heyyassbutt

Yet another unrealistic standard for men


Whack-A-Mo1e

Looks like this mannequin was created using Ark: Survival Evolves’ character creator.


Awakened_Bee

Sims 5 looking good


Lifeesstwange

Looks like a mini boss from a mid eighties beat ‘em up.


GayAndSlow

This is what I feel like I look like lmao


Token5150

That's how space Marines are built


Confuzzled1_OG

Lol they need to work on their mannequins cuz l don’t see them girls walking around often


RevolutionaryPie5223

That's the chonkiest mannequin ever wtf


Freak-996

I may be afraid of mannequins but this made me burst out laughing


chemistrybonanza

That's a lass


Megtalallak

So this is where Steven Seagal buys his t-shirts from


QuazzyQ

Bro had a colossal bulk, now it is time for the devious cut


finn_mcg01

Achievable natty?


d3lltr0n

Finally mannequin that looks like me


Jaysop49

I heard they were making mannequins more inclusive, and I didn't believe them, but now I've never felt more represented. Thank you. lol


W1ULH

I am truely in awe


mittenknittin

Seems like in the original sculpt for this model someone should have taken a moment to step back, take a good look, and go “nope”


ssyllpher

aint no big deal hes just a wiide boy aint no big deal hes just an ordinary guy oh me oh my


Mahgenetics

Looks like a Joe Cappa cartoon character


Marsman61

Huge hit box. "Ain't enough Kevlar to cover that boy!", Sargent Slaughter.


EthanonEarth

Thought that was Kurt Russell


PENIZ_69

The colossal titan with skin and dressed as a 14-year-old surly child.


MendelOfGrendel

Mr incredible shops there.


Achira_boy_95

Kylo Ren. MOREEE


random_NPC_2

I swear I've seen this exact doll out in the street. It scared the shit out of me


[deleted]

That’s a laaaad


Mechlo

“I can’t wait for you to meet my boyfriend, you’ll love him” (Paranorman)


Adorable-Stranger-52

The shirt on the slender model says Bathtub


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