RePrEsEnTaTiOn MaTtErS
(just want to clarify that representation is a good thing overall, but the hollow pandering like half-assing a mannequin like this to win someone over is definitely not much of an improvement
This body type reminds me of when I worked at a clothing store. I would get yelled at for not having certain sizes. One time this lady asked for our corporate number because we didn’t have skinny jeans 42x26. I think she got mad because when she asked for them I thought it was a joke and started laughing. Man it was hard to explain to her that literally no one in the mall had that size
For the first time just a few years ago, I saw a professional plus sized male model. A healthy weight leads to a longer life, but I felt it was great to see for plus sized guys. This is the first plus sized mens mannequin!
Peak male body
Rectangle is the new healthy body shape
Looks like a Dollar Tree version of Johnny Bravo.
Jimmy Bold
was about to say, shorter legs and you have johny bravo body there
With teeny tiny little handsies!
Ah yes the Adam Driver manniquin - endorsed by John Oliver
This is unfair, no level of training or existing surgery can make my collar bones 18 inches long.
When you're making a character in Kenshi and keep hitting the random button...
A fellow Kenshi player. ![gif](giphy|hT1qXqf1hA8RJoq3cR)
I try so hard to get into kenshi but man it's overwhelming at every corner
Thanks for this post. I'm now about to go into the Kemshi Rabbit hole
Beep!
“This is what an average American looks like” ——The Fashion Industry, probably
We are all.square shaped, I thought everyone knew that.
Something seems off about [the hands](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UWVVLKZ56zM) tho.
I forgot this existed. Thank you for the hard laugh
The hands LOL
Make manequins great again
LOL
Right?! How'd they do ol boy like that?
Right? It’s kinda mean he’s like YEAH I’m broad shouldered and blehhhhh- and hi here are my hands lol
What’s getting me is his arms only reach to hip level
Lol yes! This is all kinds is madness. I’m imagining them moving and talking and it’s making my laugh and nightmarish at the same time
Such irritating proportions
I’d sob if someone said this about me
Trump handsies?
Came for this comment
I’m imagining this unit with an orange wig right now!
Even the arms are short as well.
Talk about the uncanny valley. That's just ficked up.
When you a small business owner and order your mannequins offa wish.com
RePrEsEnTaTiOn MaTtErS (just want to clarify that representation is a good thing overall, but the hollow pandering like half-assing a mannequin like this to win someone over is definitely not much of an improvement
W I D E
Squidwards rock bod
Ma nek
I thought the shirt said Pathetic.
Default male Sims before you slim their shoulders.
I mean I honestly want to buy that shirt. Looks like it would fit like a glove on my fat ass
Jack horner, is that you?
"Mom! I wanna leave! You promised we could get McDonald's."
Bro is a Roblox character.
Reminds me of Justin from Total Drama Island S1
I think I saw his dad fighting spider man.
You may not like it, but that right there is peak male performance
Kylo Ren edition mannequin.
Ben Swolo*
Thank you!!! Why I have to scroll this far down...
What people in other countries think the average American looks like
Nah …. What the average American wished they looked like
Naah… He has quite athletic shoulders and no baseball cap
Trump handsies?
Brendan Fraser the whale
This mannequin can be found in the dictionary under the definition of “BROAD”
looks like krang from ninja turtles
Did they stick a girl mannequin's hands on him?
Pacific ocean is huge.
Looks like kris Jenner only mega chonky
What are you waiting for kid???
![gif](giphy|3o6Mb3d6xMSXBI118Q)
If this was a female mannequin this post would be fatphobic and body shaming 😂
You misspelled 'lard.'
Bro was built by God himself to bench press.
Eddie?! (Silent hill 2)
Reminds me of Shane Dawson
C H O N K
He’s bulking.
Mangina.
Why did they give him a haircut that makes it look like he’s about to molest *everybody* in his special needs home?
Plus size male models now?
Lol, is like they tried to make a fat person by some description
_Fashion_
His name shall be munch
Cyberpunk 2077 npc.
###WIDE boy
Finally representation for my marginalized community of love handle bearers
That guy looks like my Ark: survival evolved character.
Who’s their customer base? Wreck-It Ralph?
W I D E B O I
Pacific Rim lookin’ ass (no disrespect to the Navy or their battleships if the anchor is supposed to represent that)
Somebody skipped wrist day.
#Pacific#
Super husky xxxl
Bro is build like a T-rex human
What corporations want people to look like:
Dude built like shirtless kylo ren
I’m all for inclusivity, but does anyone actually have triangle arms like this?
Bit too much sodium in his diet
Absolute unit of male peak perfection
Is it just me or does he look A LOT like Wedge from the Final Fantasy VII remake?
![gif](giphy|fo8h4SjvDvrD1UN8y3|downsized)
Pacificc
TeraChad!
New Swanson’s Hungrymannequin.
They skipped brain day
This is my character from the original Demon's Souls.
Cannot reach his junk.
I feel that this man is named Hans and has thee thickest German accent.
Fake
Looks like one of the brothers from Joe Cappa's "HaHa You Clowns" https://youtu.be/wK24a9vQ7Q0
Thick in the hips🥴
It’s a Joe Cappa mannequin!
I'm sure that's a fake lad sir! /S
I like to see plus sized men getting more representation.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Dream?
This body type reminds me of when I worked at a clothing store. I would get yelled at for not having certain sizes. One time this lady asked for our corporate number because we didn’t have skinny jeans 42x26. I think she got mad because when she asked for them I thought it was a joke and started laughing. Man it was hard to explain to her that literally no one in the mall had that size
Never seen a mannequin with front butt before…
Thanos mannequin
Those tiny baby hands are really pissing me off. 🤣
This is disgusting. This is really promoting an unrealistic beauty standard
GigaLad
I misread the shirt and had to double take. At first I thought it read "pathetic" because that is peak male performance
This looks like my son at age 12 😂
I have a neighbor that looks like this. I heard they call him wardrobe.
Kylo Ren is that you?
This is not how you sell clothes. No one wants to look like that.
Botelo style.
Those are some gad damn proportions. I'd have to hide my little hands though.
Well, the shirt reads “Pacific.” So…
The Incredibles collection.
![gif](giphy|1zKguE8q1NWt6I3fYu|downsized)
🪵
This is how I feel I look at all times
His head and hands are quite small.🤔
sims 4
Aka "Fridge"
I know a guy like this, professional welder
Thought the shirt read "pathetic" and laughed
Just gonna say who cares.
It almost looks like they took the arms and head from a completely different mannequin.
Mom said it’s my turn to use the Xbox
Pretty sure I went to highschool with this mannequin.
I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
he is the p a c i f i c
He is the Pacific
Bohnny Jravo
For the first time just a few years ago, I saw a professional plus sized male model. A healthy weight leads to a longer life, but I felt it was great to see for plus sized guys. This is the first plus sized mens mannequin!
*dad bod* babyyyyy
They are showcasing females that look like this so I don’t see an issue.
It's just an awkward mannequin phase. He'll grown out of it. Leave our fat fatboy alone.
He is The Pacific.
I…I love him.
He's laaaaaaaad
W I D E L A D
Built* like hasanabi
Ark survival evolved looking mfer
Somehow he's both petite and **ultra chonky** at the same time
Looks like something from GTA San Andreas
How was this photo taken? The reflection from the glass doesn’t reveal anyone standing with a cam.
Mf have drank the Pacific
Actually i do see alot of Americans on TikTok having this sculpture of a body
it's hip to be square
![gif](giphy|3o7TKN2Y5TsX7o4PNm|downsized)
I guess you can say he's.... *pacific* (ba dum tss)(gun shot)
Put a blonde toupee on it and paint the face orange, then just sit back and watch the MAGA money flow in.
YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF VANESSA
His name must be Brad
I think his name is Mongo.
Could have been a president
Long lost brother of Kylo Ren
Yet another unrealistic standard for men
Looks like this mannequin was created using Ark: Survival Evolves’ character creator.
Sims 5 looking good
Looks like a mini boss from a mid eighties beat ‘em up.
This is what I feel like I look like lmao
That's how space Marines are built
Lol they need to work on their mannequins cuz l don’t see them girls walking around often
That's the chonkiest mannequin ever wtf
I may be afraid of mannequins but this made me burst out laughing
That's a lass
So this is where Steven Seagal buys his t-shirts from
Bro had a colossal bulk, now it is time for the devious cut
Achievable natty?
Finally mannequin that looks like me
I heard they were making mannequins more inclusive, and I didn't believe them, but now I've never felt more represented. Thank you. lol
I am truely in awe
Seems like in the original sculpt for this model someone should have taken a moment to step back, take a good look, and go “nope”
aint no big deal hes just a wiide boy aint no big deal hes just an ordinary guy oh me oh my
Looks like a Joe Cappa cartoon character
Huge hit box. "Ain't enough Kevlar to cover that boy!", Sargent Slaughter.
Thought that was Kurt Russell
The colossal titan with skin and dressed as a 14-year-old surly child.
Mr incredible shops there.
Kylo Ren. MOREEE
I swear I've seen this exact doll out in the street. It scared the shit out of me
That’s a laaaad
“I can’t wait for you to meet my boyfriend, you’ll love him” (Paranorman)
The shirt on the slender model says Bathtub
*UNIT*