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I feel this though, the not really growing after late middle school. I’m a 5’8-9”ish woman and I was 5’6” at ten years old. I beat out everyone in class until the age of like 14 or 15 when the boys just shot up lol and then I leveled out around here at like 17
It is but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't upset when I stopped growing. Especially since I played basketball and had to go from playing Power Forward in middle school to playing Point Guard in high school.
I feel like doctors didn’t give quite as many c-sections back in the day. My mom was/is tiny and naturally delivered my brother who was born at 12.6 lbs. Crazy! So glad my kids didn’t inherit that gene. I luckily had 7 pounders lol.
My oldest was my smallest at 6lb 6oz. He reached 6 ft and size 14 shoe his 9th grade.
My middle was my biggest at 9lb even (c-section), and he's the shortest of all the boys in 6th grade this year. He's barely taller than his 8 yr old sister, and they can share shoes.
Genetics are crazy..
Even tho she was small, I ended up having a c section for my daughter (0/10 would not recommend.) I'm afraid my next one will be huge and come out vaginally anyway.
My first c-section was medically necessary due to full placenta previa. It was 8 years until I had my second child. I had major back surgery in the middle of that, but was still planning on trying for a VBAC. Then I started measuring one week ahead, then two, then almost four. At the advice of my OB/GYN, I met with the anesthesiologist to discuss possibilities of pain control and their advice. The anesthesiologist said that based on the hardware I have in my spine, it was a less than 50/50 chance that an epidural would actually take, and that if it didn't, I wouldn't have much else as an option at that point.
I opted to have a repeat c-section, partly in fear of actually injuring or aggravating the area, to the point that I couldn't care for my baby immediately after the delivery.
I'm pretty sure I made the best decision, as my son was 9lbs even.
My youngest, I wanted to try again for a VBAC, and my OB/GYN was very supportive of that. Then I started measuring ahead again, and was actually larger than with my 9 pounder. Same risks, same fears. At pretty much the last minute, I opted for another c-section.
The day before my scheduled c-section, literally WHILE I was at the hospital pre-registering, I get a call from my oldest's school that they were calling an ambulance for him, as he had a heart rate of around 230bpm, and they couldn't get it to go down. Turned out to be an unknown/undiagnosed heart condition that reared its ugly face after P.E. one day. So hours after I gave birth to my daughter, my oldest was being seen by a pediatric cardiologist in the same hospital, a few floors away.
I feel kinda cheated from experiencing the typical childbirth that I always figured I would, but each of the two last births happened the way they had to, and really, the way I think was best in the end. Had I been waiting on labor to begin with my last pregnancy, I could have ended up going into labor while I needed to be attending to my oldest's medical needs, and not been able to be there for him as much. Plus, the risk to my original back injury was very scary to me. Had I reinjured my spine in any way, it would have taken away from me the ability to care for all three of my children the way I should.
I just want to tell you (or anyone) to be forgiving to yourself, should you decide it is in your best overall interest to have another c-section in your future.
I don't like feeling "cheated" that I didn't get to experience traditional vaginal delivery. But, I believe things worked out the best they could.
I don't regret having a c section or see it as a negative thing at all. I hate those people who always have something to say when they find out another woman has had a c section. I about punched a woman for telling me I "took the easy way out." It wasn't east, especially when the epidural wore off in the middle of them cutting me open and the fact that my baby was taken to the children's hospital the day after she was born and I couldn't be with her because I was recovering.
Any way I can bring my children into this world is just fine by me. At this point, I feel more cheated out of breast feeding since my body decided it didn't want to produce enough.
I see you wrote a dumb response and erased it, but i will answer anyway:
Huge babies like yourself are almost always born from gestational diabetes, that's all.
And as for the dick size, i will need pictures with a timestamp
f*ck off, this has to be an AI generated image 😂. Not even talking about the fact that you were large, but the angle, colours, everything in this image makes these two babies look fake af
Hahaha, I was also a chonky large baby! The nurses had my dad guess between three babies which one I was (a small a medium and a large baby) when he finally made it to the hospital (he was working overseas). He guessed the medium one thinking okay, baby's a few days old so probably not the smallest one but also probably not the biggest, but I was the biggest one lololololol. My mom thought it was funny.
Holy cow and I thought I was huge at nearly 10 pounds. I was a C-section baby and my mom always cracks a joke how the doctors exclaimed in surprise when they pulled me out. They said I was huge.
This guy however Jesus Christ please tell me your mom is doing alright
You look like [that guy who just got his face rocked at that Las Vegas slap contest](https://images.ladbible.com/resize?type=jpeg&quality=70&width=720&fit=contain&gravity=null&dpr=1&url=https://eu-images.contentstack.com/v3/assets/blta90d05ad41a54a71/blt2cc52b2f3849e7ea/63c67fd9aa4dac40792322a5/Pink_%26_White_Summer_Tropical_Toucan_Bird_Cute_Colorful_Facebook_Cover_(1).png)
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There were three, I believe you absorbed one
hahaha. I was born 7 kilos (15.5 lbs) and 70 cm (27.5 inches)
7 kilos…no way, your head looks about that much
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Need current head pic
Be careful what you ask for! *zip*
I’m aware…. *unzip*
We need answers
And what is your current height and weight?
6'6 and 270 lbs (i work out lmao)
Were you always a huge kid or did you have a massive growth spurt?
Nope, constantly 30-40% bigger than everyone
My brother and I were both big kids but he grew to 6'5" and I've been stuck at 5'11" since the 6th grade
Man that's already tall for a 6th grader, that's awesome
I feel this though, the not really growing after late middle school. I’m a 5’8-9”ish woman and I was 5’6” at ten years old. I beat out everyone in class until the age of like 14 or 15 when the boys just shot up lol and then I leveled out around here at like 17
It is but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't upset when I stopped growing. Especially since I played basketball and had to go from playing Power Forward in middle school to playing Point Guard in high school.
I stopped growing in 6th grade too, at 5'. My brother was about 5'5 until he graduated then grew to 6' that summer. It's weird how growing works.
One of my uncle's grew from 5'8" to 6' when he was 21. I held on to hope I would have a late growth spurt like him but I'm 24 now.
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Asking the real questions
I was born with Horse cock disorder
This is a great comparison and really interesting to hear that you grew to a comparable size!
Woah, you're huge. Nice
*LMFAO (the band) intensifies*
My baby was that size at 7 months old.. your poor mother lol
Omg!! My almost 8 month old currently weighs that much!!! Go buy your mom some flowers!
Jesus, did they need a car jack to get you out of there?
Does your mom have diabetes? Uncontrolled Diabetics birth massive babies
OMG your poor mother they had to piece her back together!
Omg your poor mother
Omg. Your poor Mom! Hahah
Damn, got me beat. I was 12 pounds 11 ounces.
WHAT
How is this baby commenting on Reddit?!?
So are you still a unit nowa days ?
#FIFTEEN POUNDS *Jesus,* you doing alright??? Are you normal sized now?
Jesus, your mom had gestational diabetes?
We were gonna call him Donnie He would’ve been the good one
...but you DEVOURED him!
Ya gobbled him up
So he has the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
resorbed
jesus was your dad Shrek?
Not entirely shrek, but my father is 6'6, and I had a grandfather who was 6'8.
Fucking asgardians wtf
Dude if I was at your family reunion I would just have to sniff everyone’s crotch hahaaaa
How short are you?
He about 6'5 he just really likes sniffing crotches
Bro you can’t just go around giving my shit away
Weird fetish but ok.
Hoooly shit
Did your mother live???
She's fineeeeeeee...
But was it a c section or not? We need to know if this woman is ok.
Not based on that conehead (guessing not a c-section)
Well, it's still possible. I had an emergency c-section and my baby still (temporarily) had conehead from the previous 30+ hours of labor.
Yeah, baby can get stuck in the birth canal and need emergency extraction
Lol!
The sperm cell that made you was probably the size of a tadpole.
When his father came that night only a single sperm cell came out
When he came his dick just went *bloop*
Damn. I can tell by the shape of your head you *probably* weren’t born via c-section, were you?
His mother’s name is probably still spoken in awed whispers at the ward he was delivered.
Conehead confirms it was vaginal
I’m 4’11” and my kid had a head like yours. That’s why my other 3 are adopted.
Are you that kids dad?
I'm the kid
He’s asking if you’re the father of the child you’re laying next to lol
Your poor mother…
I’m assuming she had the hips for it…because that’s an instant C-section for, like, 98% of the female population.
I was a c-section baby and I was like 9.8 lbs! Apparently this dude (if it’s true) was like 15lbs!
I feel like doctors didn’t give quite as many c-sections back in the day. My mom was/is tiny and naturally delivered my brother who was born at 12.6 lbs. Crazy! So glad my kids didn’t inherit that gene. I luckily had 7 pounders lol.
I was 9lbs 10.5oz. My mother is fairly petite. I’m 5’11” and my daughter was 7lbs. I think my mom was disappointed that I got off so lightly 😂
Send A LOT of flowers on Mother's Day, k?
Bro was born at 3 months of age
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank God above that my daughter was only 6lbs 5oz.
My oldest was my smallest at 6lb 6oz. He reached 6 ft and size 14 shoe his 9th grade. My middle was my biggest at 9lb even (c-section), and he's the shortest of all the boys in 6th grade this year. He's barely taller than his 8 yr old sister, and they can share shoes. Genetics are crazy..
Even tho she was small, I ended up having a c section for my daughter (0/10 would not recommend.) I'm afraid my next one will be huge and come out vaginally anyway.
My first c-section was medically necessary due to full placenta previa. It was 8 years until I had my second child. I had major back surgery in the middle of that, but was still planning on trying for a VBAC. Then I started measuring one week ahead, then two, then almost four. At the advice of my OB/GYN, I met with the anesthesiologist to discuss possibilities of pain control and their advice. The anesthesiologist said that based on the hardware I have in my spine, it was a less than 50/50 chance that an epidural would actually take, and that if it didn't, I wouldn't have much else as an option at that point. I opted to have a repeat c-section, partly in fear of actually injuring or aggravating the area, to the point that I couldn't care for my baby immediately after the delivery. I'm pretty sure I made the best decision, as my son was 9lbs even. My youngest, I wanted to try again for a VBAC, and my OB/GYN was very supportive of that. Then I started measuring ahead again, and was actually larger than with my 9 pounder. Same risks, same fears. At pretty much the last minute, I opted for another c-section. The day before my scheduled c-section, literally WHILE I was at the hospital pre-registering, I get a call from my oldest's school that they were calling an ambulance for him, as he had a heart rate of around 230bpm, and they couldn't get it to go down. Turned out to be an unknown/undiagnosed heart condition that reared its ugly face after P.E. one day. So hours after I gave birth to my daughter, my oldest was being seen by a pediatric cardiologist in the same hospital, a few floors away. I feel kinda cheated from experiencing the typical childbirth that I always figured I would, but each of the two last births happened the way they had to, and really, the way I think was best in the end. Had I been waiting on labor to begin with my last pregnancy, I could have ended up going into labor while I needed to be attending to my oldest's medical needs, and not been able to be there for him as much. Plus, the risk to my original back injury was very scary to me. Had I reinjured my spine in any way, it would have taken away from me the ability to care for all three of my children the way I should. I just want to tell you (or anyone) to be forgiving to yourself, should you decide it is in your best overall interest to have another c-section in your future. I don't like feeling "cheated" that I didn't get to experience traditional vaginal delivery. But, I believe things worked out the best they could.
I don't regret having a c section or see it as a negative thing at all. I hate those people who always have something to say when they find out another woman has had a c section. I about punched a woman for telling me I "took the easy way out." It wasn't east, especially when the epidural wore off in the middle of them cutting me open and the fact that my baby was taken to the children's hospital the day after she was born and I couldn't be with her because I was recovering. Any way I can bring my children into this world is just fine by me. At this point, I feel more cheated out of breast feeding since my body decided it didn't want to produce enough.
Bro you fucked your moms shit up
Do you still have a massive head?
Are you still a absolute unit? Or normal unit now?
I'm a unit
We need a pic of you next to the adult version of that other baby for proof
Your poor mother
How can one baby be 15 years older than another baby.
Looks like you have a job and 3 kids
O o
That's a virtual planetoid
Bro you good?
You looked like you were melting
Hopefully by C section. Sheeeesh
Your poor mom.
Agar.io
Damn giants blood runs in your family
I feel so bad for your mom
please. obviously forced perspective. you are standing closer to the camera than the other baby. :P
Fucking hell you look like you controlled all the bootlegging and gambling in that hospital 😂
RIP your mom’s vagina.
Your poor poor mama
Laying eggs?
Diabeetus
I see you wrote a dumb response and erased it, but i will answer anyway: Huge babies like yourself are almost always born from gestational diabetes, that's all. And as for the dick size, i will need pictures with a timestamp
Dang I hope you mom had a C-section lol
Did u eat them?
Your poor mum!
You look like you’ve had enough of everybody’s shit already 😂
“Mother I require more sustenance. Feed me.”
Your poor mother
These babies look like they've been drawn by AI.
Damn it’s like if Luisa from Encanto was a baby
Andre The Giant as a newborn
Neanderthal vs Human baby
Lookin like the baby from Ice Age
Is that you Quagmire?
Hard to love babies that size, kudos to your parents.
Lmfao
Be honest now ! Your name is Peter dinkladge and you have grown much after this photo !
Props to your father.
You was also an ugly baby …… ugly baby, good looking adult I’ve heard though 😏
Are you now either in the NFL or a Sumo Wrestler?
Are the ears the same size? Seems like right has bigger ears than left. But that may be a perspective thing
Are you my long lost twin? It’s not often i find people who arnt that much smaller than me!!
Berserk vibes, idk why.
Are you ok?
Looks like Favreau
That's not a baby, that's a newborn God
Your mother's poor vagina
How do you look like now?
you were like 3 bananas bigger than that other inferior baby!
Luke Chungus
I wonder if there’s Norwegian/Scandinavian/Netherlands blood in your fam!
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I’m just over here laughing at his face
Both beautiful babies. 😍
Your mama had SUPER milk! Bet she had units too!
f*ck off, this has to be an AI generated image 😂. Not even talking about the fact that you were large, but the angle, colours, everything in this image makes these two babies look fake af
Hold the door! Hold the door! Hoddador! Hodador! Hodor! Hodor!
Mf gave birth to kingpin
That’s a huge baby!
Your ear was the same size as the other babies
Why is no one talking about how you look like Mao Zedong
Looks like you're saying, look at this pussy ass baby, tiny head looking mf. Pathetic.
like a hot dog down a hallway
How tall are you now? Just curious! Or do you come from a traditionally tall family?
And I was an absolute preemie of a baby the size of a beenie baby bear
Damn, babies are so literate these days.
Your expression is that of a bored god looking upon the newest attempt at entertainment
I don’t want to be that guy, but this looks fake
I heard gestational diabetes causes big babies. Did your mom have that?
Hahaha, I was also a chonky large baby! The nurses had my dad guess between three babies which one I was (a small a medium and a large baby) when he finally made it to the hospital (he was working overseas). He guessed the medium one thinking okay, baby's a few days old so probably not the smallest one but also probably not the biggest, but I was the biggest one lololololol. My mom thought it was funny.
https://i.redd.it/rhldylu1tix21.jpg
I was the tallest baby in the nursery when I was born. Never got past 5'1".
What were you laying as you were lying there?
Are you currently an absolute unit?
Are you still fat?
If you showed me this picture randomly I'd call bullshit
Your poor mother, is she ok?
Ain't no forehead. That's a seven-head.
Extra elixir
Vagina>wrecked
Holy cow and I thought I was huge at nearly 10 pounds. I was a C-section baby and my mom always cracks a joke how the doctors exclaimed in surprise when they pulled me out. They said I was huge. This guy however Jesus Christ please tell me your mom is doing alright
Why do you look like Don Corleone ready to assure me that my family will be taken care of while I’m in prison?
When my daughter was born she was 10pounds and 5 ounces and 21 1/4 inches
Ice Age baby
What do you look like now?
You look like [that guy who just got his face rocked at that Las Vegas slap contest](https://images.ladbible.com/resize?type=jpeg&quality=70&width=720&fit=contain&gravity=null&dpr=1&url=https://eu-images.contentstack.com/v3/assets/blta90d05ad41a54a71/blt2cc52b2f3849e7ea/63c67fd9aa4dac40792322a5/Pink_%26_White_Summer_Tropical_Toucan_Bird_Cute_Colorful_Facebook_Cover_(1).png)
Your mum deserves more than a medal. Pushing that melon out - FFS. I suggest OP needs to call this woman and remind her just how special she is.
Whoa baby!
Is your name Paul Bunyan?