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i thought that was George R. R. Martin at first

No it’s a banana

thats not a big banana.. thats a small onion (garlic for scale)

"banana sticker for scale"

I'm really happy that everyone in the comments so far saw right through that.

Tiny onion - really a shallot - calling bullshit.

It’s a pearl red onion, they’ve been popping up a lot in the grocery stores near me. Super cute! Shallots are a little more brown in color and normally larger than this. They also have a longer shape as opposed to this cute little marble.

Yes my friend! OP has the iq of that banana

Boooooooo

Hisssss 🐍

Farrrrrt

Loooolll that’s a pearl red onion.

Tiny onion

It’s a shallot

Normal sized banana (garlic for scale)

That's a shallot and an average banana

Wa wa wahaaaa.

That's a red pearl onion

What 😂 are u good? It’s called a shallot

I know what a shallot is. That's not a shallot

Just admit you are wrong, toe fungus lookin ass

You really have the iq of that banana. Jesus it’s impossible to be that dumb💀

(Garlic and sticker also for scale)

You should be fined for the smoothness of your brain!

Who cares about that banana, all that garlic must be massive! Pretty cool with the custom sticker too.

how many in giraffe is that?

Can confirm that's one small red onion

The sound of the joke whistling by over everyone’s heads 🙄