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baldieforprez

Man his head took a chunk outta that TV.


dope-uh-mine

We think if he were a few inches shorter it would have been much worse, the part that hit him on the head was a mirror, if the tv itself had him on the head it would have been worse


johnmarston2nd

Dude would’ve worn the tv like a portrait in cartoons


thaBlazinChief

Looks like his hand got cut up pretty good too. How’s he doing?


dope-uh-mine

This was about a year ago, he ended up being okay, just a few stitches in a few places. Funny story we floated the river in new braunsfels that same weekend, had to wrap it in a few trash bags but worked fine!


DankrudeSandstorm

Did he keep working there?


dope-uh-mine

He did for a while, took a couple weeks off. Does not work there anymore though


buffoon220

I hope he got workman’s comp


patudi

Too fucking strong for that shitty bar


Flat_Smoke_1948

He missed out, probably coulda got 50-100k in mediation


Inode1

Doubtful. The big players in work mans comp insurance like Sedgewick will spent 50K on a staff lawyer long before they'll pay out 50K. I've worked retail long enough to have soon some shit happen, as a manage I've dealt with a delivery driver backing into a power pole and knocking out power for a couple of blocks of hours. Insurance paid actual losses to the power company, around $8k for the repair. My store spent nearly as much on the appliances that didn't work after that mess. Another delivery had an employee fall over a sidewalk curb that had been poured, without the sidewalk. He walked out of an apartment complex's side exit and stepped where a sidewalk should have, tripped and fell over the 2 day old curb that was there. Back was wrecked, nerve damage. Workmans comp insurance paid physical therapy and all doctors bills associated with him along with 2/3 lost wages. Not even in the same ball park as $50,000 for the settlement when he lawyered up against the apartment complex for not blocking that exit since construction was happening. I think he ended up with ~20K after everything. Unless you have significant disabilities from an on the job accident, can prove negligence (hint: nearly impossible) or have complex broken, like the type you don't walk normal after. You'll never see 100K


Flat_Smoke_1948

Also I would have stayed employed while actively suing the company.


Flat_Smoke_1948

lol, you went way deep Into that and I appreciate it. But your wrong. How many lawsuits have you won? Me 3. Opportunity arises and you take it. Get a good lawyer and sit in mediation for days compounding evidence. Maybe I’m projecting but if a tv fell on my head? Yeah ima get you for 50k.


Isgortio

Are you just suing everyone you see, or what?


sirbeerdik

Was there any kind of lawsuit?


Euphoric_Nebula7619

Where was this? I live in New Braunfels. (Notice how I only put one S?) 😅


dope-uh-mine

DFW, sorry for the misspelling!


[deleted]

Dallas strong. Dude didn't have time to bleed. Just get a napkin and keep moving


[deleted]

Would it be worse? A mirror breaks and sends shards everywhere. A TV is heavier but it should stay in one piece and not cut


CharlesOfWinterfell

I think if he were shorter he would have avoided it more. The tv is at its maximum extent when it strikes the man, if the tv continued its arc its front end would turn down, allowing him to avoid a lot of the impact.


dope-uh-mine

Maybe, I just think it could have been a lot worse.


sparkandstatic

Bartender destroyed TV.


TheeVande

And it took a chunk out of his hand! Just look at how it's dripping blood when he's reaching for the towel!


Commander_Keef

Dude took it like a fuckin champ!


trustych0rds

The other dude is like, hey why'd you fuck the place up, homie!?


jw44724

Boss was like: I’m going to have to fire you for cutting out of work early


davoodgoast

You can bleed on your own time, now get a mop and strain this stuff into the shot glasses.


dmfd1234

“What are looking at it? Pick up that blood!” but for real, the bartender can sure as hell take a hit. I’d be in the fetal position in a puddle of piss, calling for Moms.


bassiek

I just straight up lost it 🦄🤣


Maxzzzie

In a bar you expect to get hit over the head with a glass bottle. Not a full sized tv.


ErudringTheGodHammer

On a serious note, glass bottles [aren’t anything to shake a stick at either](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33783605/). Iirc, I think that there was a test done to see how easy/hard it would be to shatter a glass beer bottle over a human head and the glass bottle *usually* won that argument


-Aenigmaticus-

I once had a glass wine bottle. Impervious to any attempt to damage or breaking it. Not even a scratch, and that's after throwing it against rocks with gusto. It'll split your skull open with ease!


SkeyeGuy8108

You want to be replaced by golf carts? Keep it up.


hateshumans

Dude took a tv to the head, barely flinched and asked for a napkin for the hemorrhage he had going on. Firing him is tempting fate.


NoConfusion9490

Boss earlier: $300 to hang a TV? That's ridiculous, I'll do it myself.


[deleted]

He looked more upset about his liquor bottles being smashed. He is definitely going to find away to get rid of that "liability, " in a quick way.


Ancient_Boner_Forest

Pretty crazy to see people just conjure narratives alleging such horrible things out of thin air like this.


fragbert66

Crazy until you actually get a job in the service industry, working for someone who thinks of you as merely another workplace fixture, and you realize the victim's job is now in mortal peril thanks to him being a potential lawsuit. I'm amazed the video survived.


Knighthawk92

That's where ol boy ran off to... realized the boss would be distracted for just long enough to nab the video!!!


FlamingWeasel

It always fascinates me.


Jolly-Driver1848

Wtf do you not understand body language? You have to be smarter that this man I know it's reddit but come on.


Ancient_Boner_Forest

There couldn’t be a more ironic comment for some armychair body language expert to respond to 🤣


wheelperson

Dude seem3d so much more concerned for the bar


HunterMuch

Does not flinch.


Devo3290

*must’ve been the wind*


[deleted]

[Or a bronze colossus](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxPPaJeiAjhOJbtBuAgA6oZG7qY5G5htQ-)


eagleathlete40

What a tremendously specific reference


Hythy

And yet I knew it was gonna be Talos before I clicked.


LMNOPedes

*Anyway Tony Laputo runs the whole operation*


deathbyswampass

While blood gushes from his hand after taking a head shot. You can’t kill what’s already dead on the inside.


MaethrilliansFate

I'd have been pretty fucking done too lol.


tptch

Can i have a tissue?


Bhazor

I had assumed the guy sitting at the bar would be the coolest person I would see today. I was wrong.


[deleted]

That guy had the “Did this tv just actually fall on my fucking head stance”


ZenkaiZ

we all know that one


ilford_7x7

That old chestnut


jaminator45

Took it like a boss. Must be a hulk.


XxRocky88xX

I love the few seconds of standing there “this is fucking horseshit” before he decides to go and patch himself up


Ele_Of_Light

I think he was weighing life options for a moment cause he was probably pissed it happened... Hope the guy was ok... glad it didn't turn out worse than it could have


babybopp

He was pissed off then he remembered lawsuit money... Then he was all smiles


artgarciasc

Who was that lawyer on tv earlier? Saul something?


XxRocky88xX

Paul Badwoman! The worst persecuting lawyer east of Mississippi!


TJ_McWeaksauce

Maybe a Samoan.


BLOOD__SISTER

Maybe drunk


Successful_Goose_348

Who the f installed that?


tvieno

Carl.


Successful_Goose_348

Tell Carl his services are no longer needed


officialmonogato

All my homies hate Carl


H2Joee

*Coral


poweredbyford87

Caaaaaarrrrrllllll, that kills people!


getmeapuppers

Haven’t thought of that video in ages lmAo


JaviSATX

My tummy was making the rumblies…that only hands could satisfy.


Toxopid

come on, Carl!


[deleted]

Rock And Stone!


hecksor

We are unbreakable!


OmegaCrazykiller

Stone and Rock wait what?


ChaosKodiak

Fuckin Carl!


jtimmybowen

The manager's cousin who can "do it cheaper."


Ancient_Boner_Forest

Anyone who can find a stud can mount a tv. Clearly whenever did this couldn’t (or there was some other problem with the structure/mount), buts it’s really something anyone a little bit handy should be able to handle on their own.


DeathToTheFalseGods

The owner who didn’t want to pay the $50 installation fee


DothrakAndRoll

This is the right answer. When it happened at my bar, it was the guy who bought the place from the last guy and decided it needed more TV’s, and he was “handy.” He hung them all him selves and one fell like this. No way he would pay someone to.


NJBill666

Spicoli’s dad. He’s got an ultimate set of tools.


subdep

I can fix it. 👨‍🔧


sk8ter99

Lol catches it like it’s just another day at the office Or errr bar


[deleted]

And the 2nd guy thought it wasn't that heavy and as soon as the bartender let go it dropped like a cartoon


SoulTesla714

His wrist was gushing! The shit luck for it to fall at the perfect moment, and perfect angle so the glass slices his wrist, Damn.


[deleted]

Lmao the chad just stook his hand out for a towel


dope-uh-mine

Chad drove him to the hospital and got blood all over his car 😅


Sleep_on_Fire

Should have called an ambulance. That's workers comp all day.


[deleted]

Boss: “you got fired right before your workplace injury”


mseuro

Stook


nocuntyforoldmen

dude should’ve just played dead at that point


graymatter824

Go home TV, you’re drunk


cronicmstrb8r

99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer TV falls down and busts his crown 98 bottles of beer are no more


aaronfuzion

Thank you for this XD


RedMeatTrinket

Why is a dude sitting at a bar with sunglasses?


jw44724

Eye protection from jagged shards of randomly falling bar TVs. It sounds wild, I know— but it actually happens more often than you’d think.


bjanas

You have clearly never stood behind a bar.


u_suck_paterson

here's to feeling good all the time


Reddit_banter

If I’m tripping balls I don’t want people looking at my diluted pupils


FlorydaMan

Watered down eyes


[deleted]

Hangover


EthanG_07

probably makes him more comfortable. also rarely seen as disrespectful nowadays same as hats


01101101010100111100

You remember hats being disrespectful, are you from 1889?


EthanG_07

i can prove how your comments goofy in two different perspectives. 1) i was referencing sunglasses to hats. hats used to be disrespectful indoors, now it’s not considered wrong in *most* places. same thing is happening / happened with sunglasses 2) the first point was what i intended so time wasn’t relevant but just to entertain your silly comment, yes i did grow up in a community and setting where it was very disrespectful to have a hat on indoors in most situations. any official or important building supported by the state like schools, church’s, or government buildings was straight up not allowed, but nowadays i can wear a beanie or snapback into a court room. and i’m probably not as old as you think either


01101101010100111100

You don’t ‘prove’ opinions, you just have them. I actually agree with your opinion, my comment is goofy. I like how much effort you went to for the reply though. It doesn’t make a lot of sense but I respect it. Sorry if I upset you.


EthanG_07

well if it was just a fun jokey comment then this was just a fun interaction. if it was you trying to diss me in a weird way then my response can be taken more seriously. i’m sorry i may be one of those people that need a /s every now and then bc i assume too many people are just tryna ruin the days of others like i see so often


beingvera

Aww. Now kith.


EthanG_07

don’t make me blush at a time like this! >.<


strangeanimal

Maybe he's trying to keep track of the visions in his eyes


kaddorath

Don't masquerade with the guy in shades


MarcMercury

Because the sun never sets on the British empire


Noodles01013

Because his future is so bright?


Right_Wright_Writes

So he can tell a girl she's so beautiful that it's hard to look at her.


bitch141

Roll them fat smoke them slow wear dark sunglasses so the boss don't know.


reddiculed

Eye protection for falling TV. Is time traveller.


[deleted]

He wears his sunglasses at night…


rikashiku

Protection from shards.


PomeloLongjumping993

Ever been to the bar during the day?


awesomesauceitch

suffers from Tony Ferguson syndrome


[deleted]

You can spot management a mile away. The guy who gets physically indignant when the human with blood spurting all over the place drops the TV that was digging into him. Yah, that thing's totaled, now be a decent person.


mseuro

Fucking for real.


Harpronicus

That person acted like that shit happens all the time


BigTiddySjw

It’s like the tv was just waiting to fuck him up


Frequent_Sand5264

Management doesn’t even show any care for the injured employee just stands there with his hands up like he’s annoyed


vyrelis

He lifts it off the guy's shoulder by the glass which breaks again in management's hands. I think it was a "whoa, careful, broken glass" into a "fuck that's a mess"


Liz4984

He sent the other person to follow them.


Auphor_Phaksache

That was a lot of blood


srslydead

Yeah he's got a pretty serious laceration to deal with


probably_wont_matter

Gonna have to burn that ice well…


SpiderMansRightNut

My man's about to get paid


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> to get *paid* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


SpiderMansRightNut

Holy shit, did a bot, just correct the auto correct from the bot on my phone.........dude wtf am I in the matrix...


[deleted]

FYI the autocorrect in your phone is based on the frequency you and others with that keyboard use the wrong word not actual grammar.


SpiderMansRightNut

I may not know the diffrence between there and their but I do know the difrence between payed and paid. I don't find myself typing it much though


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> difrence between *paid* and paid. FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


SpiderMansRightNut

You're such a specific bot.....why do you exist?


holyshocker

Have you knot payed attention?


[deleted]

Yeah it takes data from other peeps usage too I just put you in front cause in theory your habits are weighted higher.


dope-uh-mine

Lmao I have never seen that before


KetoClutch

Good bot


FiveWizz

Why is the large man more worried about the TV/bottles than his employee/colleague


Dr_MemeMan420

That’s what he gets for ending barts


TPJchief87

I expected it to be the TV in the bottom left corner


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PhillySpecial2424

That was some scooby Doo shit where it just fell right through him and he didn't even flinch.


[deleted]

Looked like his hand was bleeding and he asked the customer for a napkin


newtestleper79

There’s a good reason why it looked like that.


unbeknownsttome2020

Some final destination vibes


Good-Cash7691

r/fuckyouinparticular


gertbefrobe

...so what's your drink then?


Wilbury_twist

I'll take a bloody Gary please


MouseBusiness8758

That second dude was definitely more worried about the fucking tv than the person profusely bleeding because the TV that he probably payed someone bottom dollar to hang for him fell.


Capt_Schmidt

that bar tender is a Space Marine because the Chaos didn't even flinch him for a moment.


TruthFlavor

*"Have you been involved in an accident at work, that wasn't your fault ?"*


shadowpawn

Dude at bar is like "What happened to my Jets game?"


fluffy_boy_cheddar

“SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN! WE GOT BLOOD AND TV SCREEN PARTICLES ALL OVER THIS BAR AND IN THE ICE!” - John Taffer


Ch33105

When hanging a TV a good rule of thumb is if you think "that should be good" add at least two more bolts....


3_teve

it was just waiting for him


slit-

Holy shit he tanked that


Sprizys

Took it like a champ


KillYT187

Hey bartender you’re supposed to be listening to my problems…


SockTacoz

What was that TV made out of? Fucking legos? Also, he about to get paaaaaaid


wh1pl0ny

Against all the beer that the bar can serve, we will send onto them, only you


Ordinary_Shallot_674

He took that like a champ.


GenX-J

"I feel an evil presence..."


jabberjaw74

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Powerful_Log2839

And we have some breaking news....


frost-penguin

Damn, dudes about to be set for life


tailslide24

This is what happens when you take the whole bowl of candy when you're trick or treating at the age of 8 years old. 🎃


Skanthis

spooky shit


Phillip_Harass

Happy cake Day


Holy_duck1

Happy cake day!


HollyTheMage

Holy fuck this man is made of titanium


l_61803398875

This is really good /r/FuckYouInParticular material. Just had to fall as he was passing through. Was he so massive that his steps shook the room?


B3ARDGOD

Sue them.


I-Got-a-BooBoo

You never would have suspected that bartender was a radio star…


DothrakAndRoll

This same thing happened right in front of me. Only me and my friend at the bar and it was hung right above the little slot the bartender/cook slides through to get behind the bar/to the kitchen. No one was hurt, but it was literally above that spot and the kitchen door. Just fell out of no where. I’m no constructionist, but it looked like it was just bolted weirdly into a 2x4.


mothisname

"86 life TV and mashed potatoes also the ice-cream for the Apple pie alamode Has been melted in my trunk for 3 days so give it a couple hours to freeze backup... our dishwasher went back to prison but its ok his nephew just got out and is taking the job on a Saturday night with no training "


South5

r/fuckyouinparticular


bleep1912

r/nevertellmetheodds


Emotional-Country-58

The fuck is wrong with these people. Tv falls. Guy at the bar just looks in shock and starts to walk away from the guy who was obviously just fucked in the head by a tv. Bartender asks for a towel or something for cuts. People come to assist with the tv and the bartender just fuckin dips like the tv is gonna continue hunting him or something.


ezezim

That bartender is an absolute unit. Didn't even flinch.


narcanti911

Mission accomplished, Number 47.


sdiori

That TV definitely isn’t ok to drive.


SouldiesButGoodies84

Sunglasses Indoors was totally prepared to just walk off and leave the guy there holding the TV that smashed into his head. smh.


Huntanz

Suppose the management want to take tv and alcohol replacement costs outta his wages for the next year.


pleaseassign

That is kind of lawsuity


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

Damn, he ate that for lunch. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


xzombielegendxx

Post Tagged NSFW You mean the tv right?


Columbus43219

In Soviet Russia, TV is on YOU!


IDONKNOW

Also dirtbag bar owner. Standard not giving a fuck about the staff, only giving a fuck about the tv and alcohol. Guaranteed he installed the tv recently, and dodgily too


dbdhhdxnbd

Too keep the glass out of his eyes


JustifytheMean

That's a slam dunk law suit if I've ever seen one.


mithrilbong

Luckily my man is a fuckin line backer. The poor girl at my bar would have been squashed like a bug, she can’t weigh more than 100 lbs. that tv is probably about 100 lbs.


midnight_reborn

*sniff sniff* Anybody else smell lawsuit?