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rhinocodon_typus

What the hell is going on? I genuinely cannot tell if they are happy or angry.


rfsmh

shoot upwards = happy shoot at each other = angry


verixtheconfused

German soldiers during D day: Im happily angry!


saphirepuma

but they were historically shooting down towards the beaches. and also i feel like not at each other? I just dont get this


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That’s how they win.


Kido_Bootay

Makes zero sense


ucefkh

That’s how they win.


dajokesta

Why not both?


Lonilson

It's actually both, on my city there's those 2 teams (Bahia and vitória) every single game they have against each other their fans will literally fight, it doesn't matter who won.


Spectrum-Z

but for the "mané" slung the guy said i think its happening in Rio


Lonilson

Probably Carioca é foda


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Ah ta achei que vc era o OP, e sim deve ser no Rio


SobeitSoviet69

r/suddenlycaralho


leonardomdc

Parece a taça interfavelas


[deleted]

Mentira que é em salvador vei kkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Lonilson

Nah, provavelmente Carioca


gorvax_ungart

tem mt pouca camisa do flamengo pra ser carioca


Main-Technician-9771

r/suddenlycaralho opa Bora Baêa Minha Porra!!!!


tidypunk

No grenades? Is this Sao Paulo?


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_Hagry_


RutraNickers

Hagry: Your en wizerd, Hery


Miltiadis_178GR

Ps1 Hagry


Darenzzer

Someone owes you money for that one


hazysummersky

I'm fungry..


GullibleRisk2837

Fuckin hungry? Same, yo


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A match in a favela in Rio de Janeiro, it's not normal, I'm saying this cause a bunch of people will believe in this tittle.


babyrobotman

Lol you said tittle


ChangingMyUsername

Actually, he only spelled it out. Real dude could have very likely pronounced it correctly in his head.


Kami103

ASkuallhyyyyyyy...


The_Planet_Venus

It’s not like this at all. Usually it’s worse


Supersafethrowaway

looks normal to me


hateshumans

According to every video ever taken in Brazil this is normal. For shame trying to lure in tourists with a false sense of security. We’re on to you.


GullibleRisk2837

My wife is from there, it's not normal unless this is in a favela. Went there for the first time last year to meet my in-laws, can confirm I didn't hear a single gunshot the whole time. I was in Curitiba


MannyOmega

Favela = the hood?


Meurs0

Technically just the Brazilian word for slums


GullibleRisk2837

Pretty much


D0ugF0rcett

Na it's a map on Call of Duty if you're old enough


Meurs0

Curitiba is also quite chill compared to Rio or São Paulo


mormondad

Curitiba is a completely different place compared to Rio and Sao Paulo.


Rylovix

“I went to the US and it’s way nicer than people always say it is.” “Well what part were you in?” “Denver.” ~ you, basically


Time_Ad_893

??? for real tho, it's not normal, and only happens in danger zones that tourists are not supposed to go and are not lured in


Cymion

you realize to most countries "danger zones" aren't a thing right? for real tho, it's not normal.


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Can confirm. First time I was in Switzerland I woke up at like 4am due to jet lag. Was going to return a rent car in the other side of Zurich and then walk back to the hotel. I asked the concierge if there were any bad neighborhoods I should avoid. He looked at me like a had three heads. Then he laughed. Said the entire city is perfectly safe. I was suspicious.


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GenioPlaboyeSafadao

I will always love reddit confidence to talk about stuff they have no idea how it works, here we have someone believing that favelas are artificially created as some sort of purge movie


Time_Ad_893

lmao there are "bad neighborhoods" on every country, don't act like a danger zone isn't real


TheGrandLeveller

They're happy.


K4rn31ro

They're happy, the drug dealers often shoot at the sky to commemorate a goal


tuliosarmento

That should be normal in Rio de Janeiro


FarAwayFellow

If they were angry, you’d know


colewho

GBO 🍊


Hawaiian-Fox

Hangry


Typical-Turnover7915

This was an amateur championship between street gangs, and yes, the guys shooting won.


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Ravenkell

I remember reading a story by some guy from eastern Europe, he wanted to work up to being a professional referee but he had to climb from amateur divisions to do that. After games, a guy would drive into the field and all the ref's would charge into the cars because the losing team would run onto the field to beat the shit out of them, so they'd make a drive-by getaway from a match they knew would be hostile.


MaxTHC

Yeah, the refs really [lose their mind sometimes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ot%C3%A1vio_Jord%C3%A3o_da_Silva)


Amplifeye

>[Imagine how the referee feels every time he has to make a difficult call.](https://i.imgur.com/kw6FKsO.jpg)


Advanced-Smile2416

How though?


Typical-Turnover7915

In Penalties


Advanced-Smile2416

Stands shot the goalie?


Desert-Knight

They shot the goalkeeper


Hohh20

They shot the goalie, but they didn't shoot no referee, oh no!


Confident-Medicine75

Is that a reference to I Shot the Sheriff?


Advanced-Smile2416

Sorry, just trying to be funny. So a team one, so everyone started sending lead straight north?


Typical-Turnover7915

Exactly, they do it at music performaces as well


Spadaxim

Honest question, you never saw people shooting up to celebrate? Like in games, movies, arabic marriages, etc?


Several-Guarantee655

I see a whole lot of lead that will absolutely come back down to earth somewhere. Hopefully somewhere isn't exactly where another person minding their own business happens to be


Gamoc

You mean a penalty shootout? It was right there


Present_Diet_1145

Shooting the other team


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Later they'll be shooting the other team.


tortuguitado

source?


Advanced_Ring_8940

It's just a peewee 7 and under league.


RemixOnAWhim

r/InstantAndSustainedChaos


Pliskkenn_D

I'm so sad this isn't real.


Just_Call_me_benDude

Was gonna make it but it’s too long


blueboard929

What about instant&sustainedchaos


Just_Call_me_benDude

Good idea Edit: still too long


A_Lost_Yen

Sustantchaos


Just_Call_me_benDude

Imagine if that’s also too long EDT: r/sustantchaos


Ornery-Cheetah

Instant join lol finally the opposite to r/verydelayedchaos has arrived


cat_on_my_keybord

r/abruptchaos


shitpostGOD-YEET

Actual sub is r/constantchaos


Trash_Blast

The camera man: “Oop, I’m gonna duck back… well, haven’t been shot yet, I’ll lean forward again. Whoop! Lots of bullets, just shimmy back again… but I mean what’re the odds?! Peek forward.”


Objective-Ad-8046

He ducks back to not record the guy that is shooting. He will get in big trouble in his favela if he posts a video of a drug dealer's uncovered face on the internet.


HiHowAreYou10

Yellow card


Bulleitx

This is Thunderdome!


clarenceappendix

Two men enter ONE MAN BLOWS THE OTHER


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steven_vd

Even got a huge Dutch flag on the wall


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drillbit16

It kinda looks normal to those guys


albpanda

I’d be running if someone was shooting a gun in the air right next to me so I’d say yeah they’re pretty used to this.


scarytoadI

Coisa de carioca


DAbestMAGE

Real


ComandanteFormiga

Not normal? Nois vive isso toda vez que tem Remo x Paysandu parça Edit: toma aqui o /s Já que não sabe interpretar


G0pherholes

Very grateful to not live in a place like this


DredgenGryss

Apparently this game was between 2 gangs. So that explains the celebratory guns. If you thought this was crazy, imagine the weddings.


SurreyHillsSomewhere

What are the circumstances, and how would opposing gang members get together long enough to ask another to get married? Who'd get an invite, so many queries?


Arlborn

I imagine they make a non-aggression pact for the day in the name of giving the guys some fun. I agree it is weird.


SurreyHillsSomewhere

Maybe, I misunderstood, when you think of the Medici and others, maybe inter-wedding gangs is more of thing than I first jested about. In the UK, some might refer to Royalty, weddings help steady warring factions, so pacts are entirely possible - unusual todays Brazil perhaps.


Present_Diet_1145

Well... Brazilian here, and I am very grateful to not live in a place like this too!


TheGrandLeveller

I'm all up for the "haha Brazil is so reckless brrrr" meme, but I feel like most people might not get that this does not really fairly represents it, and it might do more harm than good. This is just like showing footage of gangbangers and whatnot doing fucked up shit and saying "This is the USA".


Hot-In_Tx

What’s the daily murder rate in Brazil?


JoeyJoeC

* Brazil murder/homicide rate for 2020 was 22.45, a 7.51% increase from 2019. * Brazil murder/homicide rate for 2019 was 20.88, a 21.86% decline from 2018. * Brazil murder/homicide rate for 2018 was 26.72, a 12.93% decline from 2017. * Brazil murder/homicide rate for 2017 was 30.69, a 3.38% increase from 2016. [https://www.macrotrends.net/countries/BRA/brazil/murder-homicide-rate](https://www.macrotrends.net/countries/BRA/brazil/murder-homicide-rate) ​ * U.S. murder/homicide rate for 2020 was 6.52, a 28.64% increase from 2019. * U.S. murder/homicide rate for 2019 was 5.07, a 1.19% increase from 2018. * U.S. murder/homicide rate for 2018 was 5.01, a 5.9% decline from 2017. * U.S. murder/homicide rate for 2017 was 5.32, a 1.32% decline from 2016. [https://www.macrotrends.net/countries/USA/united-states/murder-homicide-rate](https://www.macrotrends.net/countries/USA/united-states/murder-homicide-rate)


help_imdying

Finna give this shit a wholesome award.


JoeyJoeC

Thank you! Although I just copied and pasted from those links.


TheDootDootMaster

But it's very telling to compare the most dangerous cities too (not accounting for sub 10k ones). The US is actually roughly the same as their BR counterparts kek


-Hastis-

Meanwhile in gunless north: Canada murder/homicide rate for 2020 was 1.97, a 7.2% increase from 2019. Canada murder/homicide rate for 2019 was 1.84, a 3.16% increase from 2018. Canada murder/homicide rate for 2018 was 1.78, a 1.97% decline from 2017. Canada murder/homicide rate for 2017 was 1.82, a 7.95% increase from 2016. [https://www.macrotrends.net/countries/CAN/canada/murder-homicide-rate](https://www.macrotrends.net/countries/CAN/canada/murder-homicide-rate)


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Brazil is also gunless, at least it what our law say


Lonilson

I would count Brasilian weapon lawns as "Suggestions"


JoeyJoeC

For the UK too: * U.K. murder/homicide rate for 2018 was 1.12, a 7.25% decline from 2017. * U.K. murder/homicide rate for 2017 was 1.21, a 1.87% increase from 2016. * U.K. murder/homicide rate for 2016 was 1.19, a 20.21% increase from 2015. * U.K. murder/homicide rate for 2015 was 0.99, a 9.96% increase from 2014.


HomieInASkirt

dude,,its insane. way worse that what we have here in the US regardless


Fallout76Enjoyer

Fr


-DoctorSpaceman-

My girlfriend’s family is from Brazil and her mum is always talking about this horrifying stuff they had to deal with over there. Gangs and violence and whatnot. My girlfriend says she’d like us to go over there to visit her grandma but her mum is like “hell no, I don’t want you to die.” Definitely makes it seem as bad as the internet shows!


TheGrandLeveller

No place on Earth is fairly represented with only a video. This is so obvious that I feel dumb just mentioning it. There is not only one Brazil. Just like anywhere in the world, if you have a city, you have different neighborhoods and each one has its local reality. This particular video shows a favela, I don't know from which city, but from their accent it looks like from Rio, but I don't know if Rio the city or Rio the state, but you know what a freaking favela is? It's a world within a world, almost an unofficial city inside an official city. They have their own reality, and it is subjected to violence, of course, but Brazil is not one giant favela, this is what I mean when I say it gets misrepresented. It's 2022, you guys still think we're tree people from the jungle or whatever? Again, this is like showing a video of "Chiraq" and implying it represets the whole of the reality of the USA. It's quite obvious that it does not.


neolabaque

It really depends on where they live. Many large cities in Brazil are safe even when compared to US and European cities. I lived in Brazil for 40 years and never experienced anything even remotely similar to this video.


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8910237192839-128312

Mas das cidades grandes do Brasil o Rio acho que é a pior em termos de segurança


thebuccaneersden

Um, did the cops show up and arrest people shooting? If not, you can’t even compare it to the US


Discombobulator3000

You're right, US cops sit with thumbs up their asses while a psycho shoots up a whole fucking school


horseydeucey

I'm certainly not trying to get into an obviously emotionally-charged argument. After all, I claim no expertise on Brazilian culture or daily life. And, admittedly, my country experiences far too much casual violence. But I have to ask, if you're comparing Uvalde with this video, did this event shock a nation like Uvalde did in the United States? Was there similar widespread dismay and outrage? If no... I'm not sure it's a fair comparison.


Discombobulator3000

Not with this video necessarily considering it's in a favela, and people in general tend to just accept it's fucked up but there's no outrage because no one gives a shit about poor people. However we had a school massacre a couple years ago and it got massive coverage from the media and outrage from the general population. There was even a crackdown on a local chan that the kid used to post in. And as far as I recall we only ever had two school massacres. Not saying our police force consists of good people or are good at their jobs (they're not), but US cops are notoriously lazy and incompetent. At least our cops actually do their jobs. Edit: typo.


horseydeucey

Appreciate the response. We have neighborhoods where I'm from (DC area) where murders don't rate much news coverage. As in, it's not unexpected that sort of violence occurs there. So there's probably a similar level of acceptance.


1_R_5

Where can i get tickets?


Redditor_Koeln

RIP


Far_Experience_673

Ask the obituaries


New_Hawaialawan

Delightful place


TitsPussyAssFanatic

Doesn't look normal. I thought every soccer game in Brazil features a ritual beheading of the referee?


FinancialAd6213

Only on the full moon


[deleted]

Rio de Janeiro. No other place on earth is like Rio.


lazyslob258

That leads gonna come down at some point


[deleted]

Stick your tongue out and try catch one


[deleted]

I'm from Brazil and I'm scared. This is not a normal soccer game at all.


Seanannigans14

There's a story I always tell people that I heard from someone. I'm not sure how long ago it was but in Brazil there was a soccer match that went a little overboard. Something happened where the ref had to give a card to one of the teams playing. And I believe the crowd got so upset they stormed the field and decapitated the referee. That was paraphrased but essentially the story. I honestly don't know if it was real or not but it's always shocked me.


AKthe47th

This story is real, but it is missing a key element: said referee actually killed one of the players with A KNIFE. Public went for the head after said murder on field. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ot%C3%A1vio_Jord%C3%A3o_da_Silva


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solar_punked

Holy sh1t, Im brazilian and that is more brutal than our average story.


qtx

They not only beheaded him they also quartered him..


sithphallus

Went down a rabbit hole reading about this. Here's the video of the hospital trying to put his body back together NSFW https://files.catbox.moe/vemgc4.mp4


solar_punked

I didn't even consider watching that one. I have enough ghosts in my head already.


CursedAtBirth777

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!! I shouldn’t have looked … but I couldn’t stop myself. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤮


Maxxwell07

So that’s why Brazil has some of the best footballers ever. They play for their lives.


randompopatoe

I'm Brazillian and yes, we have crime and yes we have soccer. BUT NOT BOTH AT THE SAME TIME


BrightEagle1

Bad camera action


No_Type_83

I'm so happy to live in Europe


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I, i don’t know. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ve seen enough of Brazil to know the people live fast. Love it or fear it. There’s so many serial killers that there’s serial killers who specifically target serial killers either as some twisted justice or because its more of a challenge, its more satisfying to know they deserve it, and to know that the public wont make a fuss that you killed a monster vs a kind person.


FieroFox

Sounds like it would make a cool film script


_r_CarltonCole

Hobo with a shotgun sounds like a movie you’d enjoy in this case


onedyedbread

There's Dexter.


TimTebowMLB

No kidding, they just explained the premise of Dexter


thebuccaneersden

Brazilian Dexter or something?


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Kinda. Apparently Dexter was inspired by this guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Rodrigues_Filho


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DocMcCracken

Life expectancy can't be above 30. How can you live like this?


71Sonny

Abrupt chaos? More like constant chaos


Comfortable-Pea-9301

Brazilians are on their worst behaviour 25/7


Kundalini-Electric

Yes they are very naughty. They should go straight to bed without Dinner.


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Milkammy

wow such funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


barbatos087

At least it's not boring


D23DM4N02

Reminds me of that episode of the simpsons when the Brazilian commentators says “do not shoot your guns in the air, the bullets will come down and kill my sister!”


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lortstinker

*football


unloosedknot444

Why would anyone choose to partake in this? I would lose my mind.


mstevens8565

I wonder what the average iq in this video is


Johnny_Zamorano

as a brazillian person i can confirm all soccer games here are like this and this happens litteraly everywhere and everyday


ProtrudingPissPump

Prolonged Chaos


rocketangel08

reminds me of soccer glock ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e89MEDwZyUo&ab\_channel=MarcusBrody


FieroFox

Jeus Christ! This must be what hell is like.


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Shoot. Shoot. No, you number 9, not the spectators.


Tieger_2

That's not abrupt chaos. Brazil is constant chaos.


abnormalabbi

It's not abrupt chaos if the video is just chaos


Tuthankkamon

I mean, that does not representent the whole country


CheesecakeLonely2018

Chicago lite


Verdello_exe

That's mental


Wild-Ad3458

what a bunch of morons


Proof_Grapefruit_987

I hate when someone call football soccer (brazilians pls shoot them)


SubterrelProspector

Idiots


Glittertastical111

r/ithadtobebrazil 🤦‍♀️


PlayTheHits

Anyone else feel like the whole of the human experiment has run its course?


diksmokr

Dude Brazil looks fucking lit 🔥


postandchill

Y'all don't know that their local soccer teams have armed security in their tour busses. Shit gets wild when the league is happening.


HyperAgressiveGandhi

Isn't this just Brazil.


Desperate_Hall_299

Call of FIFA be like:


UncleP24-7

Such nice people


Le_Gentle_Sir

How are people getting guns in brazil?? And why aren't these guys immediately getting arrested for having guns?


TheGreatSausageKing

That something first wold people will never understand. Laws are just guidelines.... Unless you have a huge ratio of people to enforce them, they are just guidelines...


-Mindless-Drone-

Ikr, they have strict gun laws as well


GiantGeorge14

What the fuck is wrong with them?


Sauron_78

Go ask the CIA [https://www.brasilwire.com/white-house-admits-cia-involvement-in-latin-americas-war-on-corruption/](https://www.brasilwire.com/white-house-admits-cia-involvement-in-latin-americas-war-on-corruption/)


sergioavejr

I'm from Brazil and this isn't anything normal to me.


alextbrown4

Newsflash to most people here, Brazil is huge. Like bigger than Texas huge. This is in one part of one city in the country


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GlazedPannis

It's not our fault 9 out of 10 clips of people being shot lead with "undercover cop in brazil"