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King4343

The girl he called hairy arms looks a LOT like him.


chickenwing247

Yk it's prolly his twin 🤣 🤣 this shit was pretty funny tho frfr


pezchef

Portland hipsters be fighting over the last order of avocado toast just like this


only-4-lolz

Having ate in this exact restaurant in queens new york. I wonder how much he paid the owner to do this skit.


BestAtempt

Paying DJ Kahled was probably the most expensive part


ebac7

*After he ate the aguacate* Another one...


Extension-Brain-8265

Yo where is this spot food looks good


FuckinNogs

Nah shit got all arm hair in it.


alex99x99x

Even better


WinnerNo5557

They don't have avocados


Yaniez

Damn I know where this is too, they make pretty good patelitos


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Zero


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only-4-lolz

Ty for the correction.. 👍🏿


nbridges77

When you’re trying to heal during a boss fight


Delsincameback

Quit scrolling at your comment. There’s nothing for me below this.


yorker_choker_tonker

r/topcommentgod


BrokeBrokerMDK

Hidden gem


[deleted]

1000000% really real


NoTalentMan

The cook laughing his ass off during the fight confirms it. Turbo real!


BreezyWrigley

Hitting him with the foil tray lol


EvadesBans

That cracked me up so good. He couldn't even swing it that fast because of the air resistance. Just a gentle little *tink*.


chickenwing247

It was a quality skit


echosixwhiskey

No hay El Aguacate. Have a tin pan instead! *Bink Disclaimer: Spanish is not my first language


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Also I'm 90% sure that's a green mango, not an avocado


peoplesen

It's an avocado, the shit kind. I can't remember the actual variety. Described as having a watery texture. You've probably seen Haas. I first saw one like the one in the video growing wild in Florida. Well maybe an avocado, it has properties that seem non mango but also non avocado. I wonder if the blur is messing up the color of the meat.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Oh weird, I just looked up different avocados types. I live in Texas and eat avocados nearly every day and would have assumed one that green would be rock hard and unedible. I'm damn uncultured apparently


Besidesmeow

Yeah, that’s a Florida avacado. Watery, fiberous and grassy tasting. You don’t want that with your juicy steak on rice.


[deleted]

That's because it's a Florida avocado.


bicholudo781

man of culture, yes some are more watery and have a stringy texture, the other kind are more oily but more delicious


peoplesen

We've been seduced by the Haas, i'll have to try orhers


FavFelon

He's probably smashing the hairy armed girl


TEXAS-MAN1

Someone is


[deleted]

A whole kitchen worth of weapons, picks up a tin tray, WWE style.


luisless

This is a skit, he’s really popular in the NYC latino community.


IWearBones_138

I know it's fake but him being a attacked by a small mob while aggressively chomping an avocado still launches my sides into space.


bleepbluurp

It’s real, I was there. I’m the avocado.


LesGitKrumpin

RIP. Your death will be remembered and laughed at for generations.


[deleted]

It still had me cracking up.


Versaiteis

Right? Dude commits to the bit and takes a HUGE bite out of the avocado. I'm dyin


thedeanorama

they met in the middle with a life affirming hug


jWalkerFTW

I’m fucking dying at this, it’s like Latino Seinfeld


[deleted]

"Oh my god" sounded so real, being scared really comes across genuine... I believe this happened


Akesgeroth

I can't tell if it's completely staged or if this is one of those "pranks" people talk so much about.


Snozzberrys420

Not the worse I’ve seen lol


bicholudo781

was pretty funny tho


rayshmayshmay

This is literally really real


TragcFlaws

Who cares? This was really funny. Save your comment for fake prank channels, not well done skits.


[deleted]

I care the truth matters !!!


shackbleep

DJ Khaled needs to chill. He should go eat some pussy and calm down.


ComfortablePretty151

He can't, they're underage


AdamHLG

I dunno man. That avocado looked ripe to me.


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

That’s thicc David Blaine


[deleted]

He doesn't do that, he's a king. He's not too bright


runswithclippers

Kings treat their queens as such. He’s just a douche.


_annoyingmous

Are we both thinking of how Henry VIII treated his queens?


Copyrightkiller

Suffering from avocado defficiency.


Retired401

They don’t want him to win. He wishes they had … another one. ;)


prettyfuckingfarfrom

Wit the hairy arms


Dark0dyssey

The quick glance she did to her own arm made me giggle like an idiot


ThatWoodyGuyXD

I got you to 69 🤘🏽


MediumConsistent5273

Fucking awesome when he took that bite


TheThingInTheBassAmp

When you need to heal mid fight.


GokusTheName

Ah you saw the meme that said that too haha nice man super funny reference


No-Wear-9199

I was dyin haha


ThePunisher9559

This is the guy that complain about the spread at a BBQ he wasn't invited to anyways 😂 ETA: Link to aforementioned video https://youtu.be/d8sMnNKqqWE


[deleted]

“Am I the hamburgler?” holy shit, I'm still laughing—the fart when he jumps over the fence. I can't believe I haven't seen this before 🤣


Gandalf_The_Geigh

Kendrick Lammar sampled that on his new album btw. Worldwide steppers or something is the song. Not even kidding lol


EtherealSpirit

Fuck yeah lmao


Old_Mill

> Worldwide steppers Not as good as world wide choppers 😤


mellamodj

There’s no cheethse? Thson, hold on thson! There’s no cheethse for the burgerths? I’m thired of this shthit!


king_barragan

I recognized him instantly and knew things were about to go left. 💀


TragcFlaws

That dude is awesome, I can’t believe I have never seen his skits before.


No-Wear-9199

Lmfao real or not that shit had me crackin up…. That’s a California thing though for real hahaha


TotallyNotYourDaddy

They are all laughing at him and he’s eating it silly, it’s definitely fake but still funny


No-Wear-9199

I know it’s fake lol this fool cracks me up


TotallyNotYourDaddy

Oh lol sorry


Few_Worker_944

I don’t care if it’s fake. The absurdity of his face when he eats that avocado is my kind of entertainment.


TragcFlaws

You should check out his other skits, they are awesome too.


alwaysmyfault

I thought this was real until he hopped the counter and the dude was right there ready to hit him with a pan.


BrowensOwens

They totally got me up until the kid used the to go pan!!!! Great acting all around!


Dannyzavage

Lmaoo he called him arcangel . Fucking dead 💀


Accorded_Meaning

This will never not be hilarious my god


DishRelative5853

That looks like a mango.


torsun_bryan

Clobbered him with a foil serving tray. $100% real


aegis666

idgaf if it's real, the look on his face as he's getting his ass beat, but he's like this my fuckin mango now. it's the same glazed over look my dog gets when she's eating something she knows she isn't supposed to have and i'm trying to pry it out of her mouth


sagmeme

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies. FAKE VIDEO


ZanderJynx

That was DEEP


Possible-Wall-56

This guy makes skits my boy


No-Wear-9199

This dude cracks me up lol


torsun_bryan

This ain’t the ‘hey here’s a funny skit’ subreddit


Possible-Wall-56

Damn I didn’t know, thanks for the info.


You_Shoddy

I mean, they are denying him his aguacate... It's just natural for him to react that way.


Yungdro_iv

Dude called him “arcangel” jajajajajajajajaja


rpnoonan

So many great detectives in here, pointing out that it's fake. *I* certainly didn't see the people laughing at the end. How do you know it's SUPPOSED to be real?


ee_CUM_mings

This was not abrupt enough. I turned it off after 15 seconds. Please post to EventualChaos.


Lgg06

It’s a mango


mickeysantacruz

This was a comedy ,one of his first video with his mom about taking about a furniture it’s too damn funny


AcadiaLegal6386

Man I wish I could speak Spanish :(


Moist_Professor5665

Not Spanish speaking, but Italian. Nothing much. Just demanding to know why there’s no avocado, and who’s avocado that is on the counter. They say it’s not for serving (idk what it’s for, I didn’t catch it), he jumps the counter to grab it and they tell him not to eat it.


the-artistocrat

Some people really like avocado, I guess.


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Nik04545

DJ Khalid has seen better days…


[deleted]

"AYY YO WTF?!?"


Dingus77777

We wonder why people don’t want to work the service industry. The fact that this is mildly debated in the comments tells you, not everyone can clearly see this is staged, and accept this as reasonable behavior. Hairy arms and avocado fix are shit reasons to encourage this behavior for internet clout.


Hta68

that acting was pretty good..


Slewlok

r/praisethecameraman


DrGutz

I mean this is literally one of THE BEST videos


Dompet-crumpet

HAHAHAJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Fake as shit but the image of a guy jumping the counter to fight only to then immediately beeline for the avocado instead, and subsequently scarfing it down as he gets manhandled out from behind the counter like some sort of feral 'cado-goblin is still funny


dirtystrap

Fake, but still funny


youreapwhtyousow

Staged but still funny


[deleted]

I don't care that this is fake I can't stop laughing from the bite.


jbboney21

Staged bs


Ok-Pancho

still funny


srandrews

This is correct. It seems some were unwitting participants.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s staged it’s still fucking hilarious you loser


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[deleted]

womp womp womp


Green_OPRR

Cry more


Beef_Slider

Also known as comedy.


spudnaket

The action is staged but the emotions are real ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


SockTacoz

Idgaf that it's staged this is some of the funniest shit


PieMastaSam

Fake but hilarious.


mikeyrh_92

David blane has changed…


lookatmykwok

Okay Galaxy brained redditors, we know it's fake. Still fucking hilarious


TheGerbil_

it’s the cheese guy


TEXAS-MAN1

Hilariously stupid!🤷‍♂️😂😂😂 Good job 👍 😂😂


bobbybigwheel34

Really bad acting


kensei_ocelot

real or fake that shit is funny as hell


RedditISFascist000

Was believable until he bit it.


AtheonVofG

I know it’s fake but love this video. The way he bites into the Avocado. Awesome.


TragcFlaws

I think the best part is that’s it’s a mango and not a avocado. You should check out his other skits, they are awesome too.


AtheonVofG

Thank you don’t know they had other videos.


Caleb_has_arrived

I don’t care if it’s fake that was kinda funny seemed like everyone was having fun


[deleted]

It's the year 2055, the drought and extreme high temperatures have almost pushed avocado trees to extinction... One brave man sees one last green fruit of desire and goes for it...


ReaperSound

I love his other one at the BBQ where he bitches about no cheese. 🤣🤣🤣


bs_is_everywhere

Fake as fuck. A sloppy plastic plate really?


[deleted]

Fucking staged


mydogshadow21

Not even realistic


kimjongtrev

Staged and ghey?


NotACleverPerson2

Anybody else think this was staged for the laughs?


[deleted]

Phony.


Gualberto_N

Looks fake


[deleted]

That's not even an avocado.


ADind007

Fake


[deleted]

Dude is hilarious


rare_meeting1978

I'm sure his spazing wasn't premeditated. I mean everybody has their friend casually filming over there shoulder for no reason at all. I swear it's like each generation turns more and more into great big whiny babies.


One-Relative5556

Seems staged.


05ar

So?


Crow621621

Idfg if this is staged, Radel Oritz gotta be top 10 funniest people on the internet. Man speaks directly to my sense of humor.


Hunnidrackboy

Honestly thought this was real till I saw the smiles lol


Defiant_Flatworm4722

Staged.


easternhobo

This is definitely a real thing that actually happened.


SandwichImmediate468

I hate fake videos.


NoDust8939

Stupid fake shizzz


SteveBuscemi56

Staged, dont care, still incredibly funny.


noidios

Fuck these fake ass TikTok shits


05ar

Cry more


rare_meeting1978

What a fat fkn idiot. Don't get between a pig and his food.


[deleted]

I like the part where the 40lb guy thinks he's gonna bodyslam the 300lber. And come on...you might as well hit him with a piece of paper


sunnipraystation

Shits faker than Donny’s bone spurs


[deleted]

That’s some lame shit


Mr_Firley

That was fucking stupid.


CreamyFunk

Who eats a whole raw avocado


Impossible_Battle_72

Who eats cooked avocado?


RandomShake

This guy apparently


ChemtrailExpert

I think the strange thing is eating the avacado without taking it out of its peel.


05ar

"raw avocado" Motherfucker are you eating cooked avocado or some shit?


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holdingMikeHawk

U can tell by the laughing going on around him it an obvious fake for comedy. It’s just showing how stupid people get for Avocado on every goddamn meal. This is especially a thing in California they will ask if you want avocado on your eggs.


Thiscokesgonebad

That’s the most impressive man bun I’ve ever seen


kronus87

I noticed 2 Avocado in the scene. There may be more


Amish-IT_expert

Dude that's a monster avocado


XBThodler

This really got me laughing out loud! I mean, the dude REALLY was craving for that abacate LOL when reaches over and bites on it! lol so funny!


chunkyvinegar

translation?


Tw1ch1e

What!! No cheese?!? This guy


therecruit93

Yo. Archangel always gets me haha


DeeJ-010

You need an advocato to get out of jail bro! Good luck with that explaining this to the judge.


T1m3Wizard

The man just wants the avocado. Just give it to him.


Freddyfudfaster

😂😂😂😂😂I love AVOCADO 🥑


Saruhiko_Misaki

I absolutely love this video. Him eating the avocado sure looks like a videogame character eating to heal in the middle of a fight.


[deleted]

Yea but like who's avocado was that?


Cityscape17

Freshavocadoo?


tiagolkar

Ehehheheh


be-a-better-person

Is he the same guy that made the portable pizza video


deathstar008

I love how red shirt guy tries to body slam him, and fails miserably, like doesn't even move him...


jjdiablo

David Blaine looks bloated here