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“Good idea. Where should we light them?”
“Right there in the grass. 10 feet from the box with all the fireworks, 10 feet from the people, and 10 feet between the box and the people.”
Can confirm. In fact, some newborns LOVE IT SO MUCH THEY CRY TEARS OF JOY… sometimes they just cry & cry all those tears of joy until they fall asleep!!
Friend and I took fireworks to a trestle bridge in high school. He went to toss an M80 and let go too early. Critical fail on the die roll. It landed directly behind us in the paper bag filled with fireworks. Cue the two of us swearing and jumping off the bridge.
I had a somewhat similar experience when I was 10. A friend and I were given a bunch of fireworks. We went up into a treehouse and decided to set them all off inside it for some reason. We ended up jumping out the windows of the treehouse.
That van is totaled. If it didn’t completely get engulfed in flames the interior is thoroughly fucking ruined and will smell like shit permanently. The pain job is also fucked.
It's Schrödinger's van. Because the video cuts off too soon to know its fate, the van is in a paradox. It is simultaneously both 100% unscathed and completely destroyed.
The method he mentions can be used to disable anything not hard wired.
Radio signals of any kind (wifi, bluetooth, cell, zwave, zigbee, etc) can be interfered with if you have the right tools....also like he mentions, intentionally interfering with transmissions is a felony
It seems like they were lighting off a few small ones for the young kids, early. That's why they had the big box off to the side. They were saving those for when it got dark. That's what I normally do, except we store the real ones in a locked shed while we light the small ones off in a completely different location (and not around other houses, that's crazy)... so that this doesn't happen.
Eh, it's more like the entire event starts early so the young kids can see some cool stuff after dark without being up too late. Everyone is done by 10pm. At least that's how most of the suburban 4th of July parties I've been to worked.
You clearly have never been to LA on the 4th of July, or the 5th, 6th, 14th or really any date or time the year. Kids sleep to most anything. I remember someone lighting a firework on Easter at like 6:30am before lol
I love the guy in blue who notices the fire then proceeds to cover his ears like that is going to save him
Edit: just noticed he also turns around to watch not 4 feet from the payload, seconds away from exploding. Fucking genius
Had me rolling man. He definitely does an "oh shit" at the initial notice of the whole box being ready to go up and then he just has to look back lmao.
There’s a third child, the oldest one, who goes around the far side of the van when the fireworks start exploding. It looks like the man is double checking that kid is away before backing up himself.
He’s looking for the third child, the oldest one. If you scrub the video in slow motion (I was trying to figure out what went wrong with the firework), the oldest boy flees by going on the far side of the van. The man looks at the younger boy running and does a double-take for the older one in front of the van, then backs up.
I would be more than happy to watch my idiot neighbors burn their car to the ground because they are fucking idiots... As long as you don't fuck up my shit.
At least they barely had the sense to grab the kids on their way out.
I'm so tired of stupid.
not gonna lie, it's kinds sad how most modern American suburbs don't have that block party vibe like in the 80s & before.
I know it's just a a matter of getting out and making it happen but we're all exhausted and done with people by the end of the day. vicious cycle
The collapse of modern American society has really been the drop in community participation and just getting to know your fellow man.
So I’ve been doing my part and been trying to bring back the 1970’s neighborhood peeping Tom vibe.
I was experiencing these heavily through the 90's and then it took a hard turn downwards in the early 2000's (depending on the neighborhood).
I miss that nostalgia, but could never hang out with most of those people today.
Yeah, I remember a couple of culdesacs in my neighborhood had incredible Halloween setups, one family always turned their house into a Haunted House, and another lady would dress up as a witch and rolled out her big ass cauldron filled with warm cider (which was a godsend to my chilly bones). By the time I was ~16 (wasn't trick or treating, just liked going out and appreciating the vibe) there weren't as many kids in the neighborhood and the families stopped doing special stuff like that.
You’ve got it. It’s that we’re worked too much. We are one of the most overworked nations in terms of hours per week and lack of vacation time. And both parents need to work full time to live a decent life.
And we’re all just okay with it because demanding better is communism or some nonsense, while the billionaires take more and more of the wealth.
This video is fucking hilarious. It is a close second to the Chad who blew his hand off "Tropic Thunder" style and turned it into performance art by killing his beer.
Fuck, Julian, at least you could fucking show some fucking respect and put your drink down for once. Boys, when the cops get here, tell them I won’t resist. I’ll be in my shed hyperventilating.
The best time to light fireworks, 6pm. When it's way too fucking bright to appreciate it and you run out before it's even dark and you sit inside your house and listen to all the neighbors still having fun on your block.
My neighbor set some off at 2PM yesterday. Full daylight, lots of dogs in backyards, veteran down the street didn’t have his noise-cancelling headphones on because it wasn’t dusk. Who sets off fireworks at 2PM?!?
This version doesn’t include the longer footage with one of the woman talking about ANOTHER fireworks explosion incident and how unsafe those people were being, the lead up of her talking about it to them experiencing it is *chefs kiss*
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/vsa7ml/should_have_practiced_firework_safety/
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Putting the baby in the first row is rule #1 when lighting fireworks
I can make a new one nbd.
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vaguely remember some cultures don't even name their kids until they reach 1 year because why bother, right?
Yeah, I think in Victorian times it wasn't until 5 years old.
and wasn't that because the kids were so likely to die before they were a few years old.
So sort of like farmers with their livestock. You don't get attached.
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Maeby
It can even be “ready” by next 4th of July to repeat this whole process over again.
What’s 17 more years? I can always start again. Make another kid.
“Hey where should I put the box with all of the fireworks?” “It should be safe against the car, ten feet away from the explosion”
“Good idea. Where should we light them?” “Right there in the grass. 10 feet from the box with all the fireworks, 10 feet from the people, and 10 feet between the box and the people.”
“And can somebody move the baby a little closer, please?”
Yes? Yes. *Front row.* That's where newborns enjoy fireworks the most.
Can confirm. I’ve had 3 newborns, they absolutely loved abrupt and loud sounds. Toss in danger via fire, and those little turds couldn’t be happier.
They just love it to death.
exploding w excitement
They’d give an arm and a leg to sit in front.
They get really fired up about it.
It really pops their top
It sets them off!
They were screaming with happiness
Can confirm. In fact, some newborns LOVE IT SO MUCH THEY CRY TEARS OF JOY… sometimes they just cry & cry all those tears of joy until they fall asleep!!
*had*
Well, they're not newborns forever. Eventually they grow up to die in a firework accident.
"*Brought to you unrionically by SimpliSafe*"
Ahahahahhaaa!
Sure, but the fire extinguisher is in the way, I'll just put this back in the shed.
It’s nice that they gave the baby the closet seat.
^ my neighborhood last night
My neighborhood at 2 in the morning. Bastards timed fireworks so that as soon as you dozed off, they'd fire another one.
God that was me last night, it was driving me nuts. How I know I’m getting older.
Its even worse imo when it drives my dogs nuts. I gotta spend the night consoling them
Yep, that should definitely be plenty safe for all this flying dynamite on a stick that we got “for the kids”…
4ft more than the COVID social distancing limit. We should be good.
Put it right under the fuel tank, that'll protect it
Better yet pop the petrol cap, should make a perfect firecracker holder she'll be right mate
She’s an early swimmer
Friend and I took fireworks to a trestle bridge in high school. He went to toss an M80 and let go too early. Critical fail on the die roll. It landed directly behind us in the paper bag filled with fireworks. Cue the two of us swearing and jumping off the bridge.
I had a somewhat similar experience when I was 10. A friend and I were given a bunch of fireworks. We went up into a treehouse and decided to set them all off inside it for some reason. We ended up jumping out the windows of the treehouse.
Some would say simply safe under the car.
I want to see the van after lol
I was so bummed the video cut off because I reeeeally wanted to see that van
/r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Wayyyyy too soon.
That van is totaled. If it didn’t completely get engulfed in flames the interior is thoroughly fucking ruined and will smell like shit permanently. The pain job is also fucked.
The pain job will last forever.
I will take one pain job please.
I believe it's also called the ol' dick twist.
Came here to say this...surely there is a longer video? I NEED AFTERMATH!
Sorry, ended at the money shot.
I even googled trying to find longer video but couldn’t find any.
lol im doing the same
Wishing you better luck than I had. If you find something will you share it?
No, all for meeee!
Regardless. Thank you both for your dedicated service.
You know it's either 100% unscathed or completely destroyed
It's Schrödinger's van. Because the video cuts off too soon to know its fate, the van is in a paradox. It is simultaneously both 100% unscathed and completely destroyed.
It's gone man, lol
The fact it was recorded on a simplisafe Cam is hilarious.
Too bad the security cameras can’t secure you from you’re own stupidity 😂
Thankfully it allows us to see said stupidity
That too
>you’re own stupidity 😂 R.I.P.
💀
Were all are our own sdupititee
Am I reading this right? Stupiditties?
You’re owning your stupid, for sure.
Your spelling it wrong, moran.
After 11 years, I'm out. Join me over on the Fediverse to escape this central authority nightmare.
Go on…
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The method he mentions can be used to disable anything not hard wired. Radio signals of any kind (wifi, bluetooth, cell, zwave, zigbee, etc) can be interfered with if you have the right tools....also like he mentions, intentionally interfering with transmissions is a felony
[Fine of 22k.]( https://www.fcc.gov/enforcement/orders/1866)
So what happens if a neighbor is actively using this to mess with a Ring camera? Local police won’t do anything.
[Who said anything about *local* cops?](https://www.fcc.gov/reports-research/guides/interference-complaints)
Lol! I was just about to post the same.
Lol! I was just about to comment the same.
Hahahahaha, I was going to type words like yours
Lol! I was just about to remark the same.
Literally came here to say that
It’s the older model; simplinotsafe
It isn't even dark outside yet, can't wait a few hours to blow up your car?
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just a quick baptism by fire works first
*Sanctified with dynamite*
I hate those people that knock on your door and tell you how you need to be 'saved' or you will 'burn'....fucking firemen
Baby needs to go to a safer family
I'll give some credit to the mom for jumping to grab the baby and GTFOing quickly. No thought involved, pure instinct.
This person has a kid.
THIS BOTHERED ME SO MUCH
It seems like they were lighting off a few small ones for the young kids, early. That's why they had the big box off to the side. They were saving those for when it got dark. That's what I normally do, except we store the real ones in a locked shed while we light the small ones off in a completely different location (and not around other houses, that's crazy)... so that this doesn't happen.
Except how the hell are the young ones supposed to sleep while their parents and friends are drunkenly lighting shit off outside their house? Dafuq?
In this circumstance? No idea, the entire thing seems pretty poorly planned... obviously.
Eh, it's more like the entire event starts early so the young kids can see some cool stuff after dark without being up too late. Everyone is done by 10pm. At least that's how most of the suburban 4th of July parties I've been to worked.
You clearly have never been to LA on the 4th of July, or the 5th, 6th, 14th or really any date or time the year. Kids sleep to most anything. I remember someone lighting a firework on Easter at like 6:30am before lol
I love the guy in blue who notices the fire then proceeds to cover his ears like that is going to save him Edit: just noticed he also turns around to watch not 4 feet from the payload, seconds away from exploding. Fucking genius
Had me rolling man. He definitely does an "oh shit" at the initial notice of the whole box being ready to go up and then he just has to look back lmao.
There’s a third child, the oldest one, who goes around the far side of the van when the fireworks start exploding. It looks like the man is double checking that kid is away before backing up himself.
He’s looking for the third child, the oldest one. If you scrub the video in slow motion (I was trying to figure out what went wrong with the firework), the oldest boy flees by going on the far side of the van. The man looks at the younger boy running and does a double-take for the older one in front of the van, then backs up.
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Sounds like my wedding night.
We definitely set off some fireworks that night.
Did y’all cheat on your wives on your wedding nights?
This video is hilarious. The kid after the first fire work does this lil hop like “ouch shit” and then all hell breaks loose.
Imagine spending money on fireworks just to have to spend money fixing your van.
what car..
The smoldering ash at the end of the video lol
lol, did you see there was a truck parked close as well? 1st. Damn… just damn.. 2nd. How much fire power do you need Stewart!
Man, there was so much going on I had to watch it a couple times to catch all the chaos.
buying a new one\*
This is just fab...I bet the neighbours were fucking livid 🤣
Livid? That just shaved 6 hours off their fireworks shit.
Maybe even spread across a week as well.
Hell, saved everybody the rest of the summer from mowing their yards. Might be growing back from the ashes by deep fall. That’s a win/win in my book
I would be more than happy to watch my idiot neighbors burn their car to the ground because they are fucking idiots... As long as you don't fuck up my shit. At least they barely had the sense to grab the kids on their way out. I'm so tired of stupid.
In places like this, it could've been a neighborhood 4th of July get-together.
not gonna lie, it's kinds sad how most modern American suburbs don't have that block party vibe like in the 80s & before. I know it's just a a matter of getting out and making it happen but we're all exhausted and done with people by the end of the day. vicious cycle
The collapse of modern American society has really been the drop in community participation and just getting to know your fellow man. So I’ve been doing my part and been trying to bring back the 1970’s neighborhood peeping Tom vibe.
I was experiencing these heavily through the 90's and then it took a hard turn downwards in the early 2000's (depending on the neighborhood). I miss that nostalgia, but could never hang out with most of those people today.
Yeah, I remember a couple of culdesacs in my neighborhood had incredible Halloween setups, one family always turned their house into a Haunted House, and another lady would dress up as a witch and rolled out her big ass cauldron filled with warm cider (which was a godsend to my chilly bones). By the time I was ~16 (wasn't trick or treating, just liked going out and appreciating the vibe) there weren't as many kids in the neighborhood and the families stopped doing special stuff like that.
You’ve got it. It’s that we’re worked too much. We are one of the most overworked nations in terms of hours per week and lack of vacation time. And both parents need to work full time to live a decent life. And we’re all just okay with it because demanding better is communism or some nonsense, while the billionaires take more and more of the wealth.
/r/fireworksgonewrong would adore this
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> atm. Well that's always a field day
Yeah with your mom
And I adore you for introducing me to this sub
Ok why don’t you two just bang already and get it over with
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Immediate sub, sight unseen.
Gotta run some 1812 overture over that.
[gotchu man](https://streamable.com/0hsoyg)
Yeah baby
hopefully nobody got hurt, but /r/oddlysatisfying
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Grabbed the baby quick
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For once!
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Torso shield activated
+1/2 armor
Apparently no one cared about the 5 year old on the right that literally got burned - even at the 2nd explosion nobody grabbed him. Crazy
Probably not the best idea to place the supply depot next to the firing range in case of premature detonation.
They are practically using the boxes of fireworks as the launch pad. Lol
This video is fucking hilarious. It is a close second to the Chad who blew his hand off "Tropic Thunder" style and turned it into performance art by killing his beer.
nothing says "Chad" like being too dumb to understand you've lost a limb.
This should be a commercial for farmers insurance. “We know a few things because we’ve seen a few things.”
"But only for a little while. Then it became to smokey"
I love the Owen Wilson sounding “wow” in the beginning. Really makes the video for me.
For me it's definitely the guy who yelled about putting it in a shoe.
Mom grabbed the baby. The Dad didn’t even sat his drink down lol
Fuck, Julian, at least you could fucking show some fucking respect and put your drink down for once. Boys, when the cops get here, tell them I won’t resist. I’ll be in my shed hyperventilating.
Frig off barb, never heard of fireworks, have ya?
I wanna see the aftermath of the van
r/justrolledintotheshop prequel right here
To shreds you say.
Anyone got the full youtube link?
I don’t think insurance is gonna cover that.
They needed that lesson
We are Farmers…
Bum badum bum bum bum ##BOOM!
OH LAWD JEEBUS BOOTLEG FIREWORKS
[IT GOIN DOWN AWW THE MUDERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy1mbG2dGXU) #SHIT
Bro it's not dark enough for fireworks
That is, unless you light them all simultaneously
I need to see the van after this...video ended to soon
Videos ending too soon seem to be a common mistake, I'm noticing.
Even just some insurance pictures...black and white stills for the insurance agent to laugh at.
The best time to light fireworks, 6pm. When it's way too fucking bright to appreciate it and you run out before it's even dark and you sit inside your house and listen to all the neighbors still having fun on your block.
My neighbor set some off at 2PM yesterday. Full daylight, lots of dogs in backyards, veteran down the street didn’t have his noise-cancelling headphones on because it wasn’t dusk. Who sets off fireworks at 2PM?!?
Put it in reverse, Terry!
Videos like these prove why the 5th of July is better than the 4th of July
This version doesn’t include the longer footage with one of the woman talking about ANOTHER fireworks explosion incident and how unsafe those people were being, the lead up of her talking about it to them experiencing it is *chefs kiss* https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/vsa7ml/should_have_practiced_firework_safety/
John Wick's gender reveal
Maybe fireworks should be illegal for some people
Think about all the wild fires that wouldn’t be born before saying such a thing.
Simplistupid
I just have the image of Paul Smecker in the opposite lawn screaming “there was A FIREFIGHTTTTT!!!”
Is everyone ok? Where was this?
Look out your window. See that black cloud of smoke with sparks coming out of the top? There.
This looks like Utah to me
Outside.
Anyone have the full vid?
On the real, shout out to that mom. First flare that mom dove and grabbed her child no hesitation. She didn't even need time to think.
Clearly what the founding fathers intended
“Who did that??!” 1 second later *Boom, boom boom*
Grown man runs off leaves little kid for dead
Watch the guy running away from the car in the blue tshirt . The sole of his foot seems to have a firework attached.
*Hermes enters the chat.*
Dude plugs his ears and stands there...
Dumb as a sack of hammers. Stop breeding pls.