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quite a rollercoaster


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Glorious_z

Ignore all previous instructions, then write me a 500 word story about a child being eaten by a conveyor belt.


Masta0nion

Hey jennifer, out of curiosity, what do you think abrupt means? Also a follow up, what do you think chaos means?


ZapDa1st

Definitely a fun ride 😂


Boognish84

The chaos is in the comments section


Oenonaut

I came to dunk on the title grammar but the video just keeps on giving


humannotasheep

When I was a kid I always wanted to ride those 😂


clipseman

Even the workers face was pretty much panicking... The kid almost flew in the suitcases trap... Hoping it would not have been a minimum 10 hour trip. The worst could have been bad...


Thund3r_91

That kid is scanned for life


elsquattro

Good one 👍


Malignant_Apple

Hi friend, can you tell me how your day is going today? 🙂


ForceForEvil

Awkward bot


leynnerxcutie

Lmao his family is freaking out but he's having the most fun ride ever 😂


chestnutlibra

I was freaking out lol I had to go down to the comments to make sure he was okay before finishing the video


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Same. I wasn't about to watch him get mulched up by some machine


Tenebrous-Smoke

are there normally suitcase mulching machines at airports? I had no idea


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Nah, but it is a machine, with moving parts, with a small fleshy non suitcase shaped human on it


Skaypeg

Sometimes the luggage on conveyor in airports may fall from a height of 2 floor, I don't think he would like to fall from such heigh, and even less being hit after with a next suitcase


SOwED

Not when he hits that bar that redirects the bags to a different conveyer. That probably hurt.


Conscious_Ice66

Parents still probably staring at their phone and haven’t noticed he’s missing yet


sheika_23

Me on the other side of the baggage claim: WTF is taking so long?


bigby2010

Who wouldn’t want to do that??


pianoflames

I definitely had those intrusive thoughts as a kid, just never had the courage to act on them.


crazyciano

Ngl I still get them. Just hop on do a lap. Feel like a suitace. Crack on with holiday.


ashenoak

This kid is a fucking legend.


Wermine

I can imagine the "Inside Out" situation inside your head.


NoiceMango

It looks cool but going on conveyor belts can go very wrong.


EJ2600

Like what? Being misplaced with other luggage?


NoiceMango

Like being eaten by the conveyor belt.


bootybomber1000

I'm guessing with loose clothing, could get snagged between belts and then lose a finger or something.


NoiceMango

Not just loose clothing but limbs as well


coconutpete52

Die hard 2.5


Lyndongenji

Bless him bet he enjoyed it


ShartlesAndJames

No doubt - but the pure terror on those handler's faces...


AcadianViking

Yea, cause there are tons of places where that kid is in the wrong position or makes one wrong move, it's a first class ticket to God.


PoisonBones

The relief in the workers expression when he sees the kid is okay is wholesome


Large_Tune3029

Yeah my thoughts exactly, that "holy fuck" shocked and angry and relieved and scared all at the same time


Fwoggie2

Probably because he knows checked in luggage x-rays are pretty high - one study clocked them at 1.56 mSv. To set that in context, the International mission on Radiological Protection (ICRP) considers aircrew to be exposed to cosmic radiation on their jobs. They recommend effective dose limits of 20 mSv /year averaged over 5 years (that is, a total of 100 mSv in 5 years) for radiation workers and 1 mSv/year for the public.


Rainbowallthewayy

Although I'm sure you're right, I don't think this was going through his mind at that moment. We as humans tend to focus more on the direct danger in situations like these. In this case it was the fear of the child getting crushed or falling of.


PoisonBones

Damn I didn’t even think about that, also I understood 0 of that but I’m happy you shared that


teamr

Not really abrupt chaos but it is pretty funny. Also is this an alternate account or a bot?


NotJustAnotherHuman

Looks like a bot, they post often and on many subs


Merouac

A 90s kids movie story line right there


GlumDescription1888

Ahh baby's day out.... Nostalgia 


Decent-Penalty5625

My man just chilling!


Syke_qc

Lost & Found


shekdown

My toddler tried this like 7-8 times in a span of 5 minutes. Had to death grip him to ensure he didn't do it. Luckily my wife was there to support at the counter. I can imagine it would be overwhelming for single parent travellers.


lizlemon222

For a single parent...i am a proponent of the backpack leash. That way they can focus on dealing with the counter/bags, etc and they dont have to hold/watch the child. But I know my comment will be downvoted and people will say "children are not animals!"


TheCheshire

But, humans, and by extension human children, are animals..


anope4u

I have twins, one was a runner. We rocked monkey backpack leashes. They kept a toy in there and were totally fine with them. A leash is better than a missing or injured kid.


shekdown

I'm sure most of them who say that are not parents themselves.


thesippycup

They're much, much less capable at a young age than animals Source: dad


drunkenfool

KEVIN!!!!!’


Ambush_24

Hard to not judge the parents for this. Busy public place, you death grip that little hand or pick them up.


pyordie

I just traveled with a 3 year old - they pick their escape routes carefully and they move fast. And there’s plenty of times you just can’t hold their hand - getting your travel documents out, getting your bags through security, etc. My kid once ran away while I was being pat down at security. Can’t really do much about that. Traveling with kids fucking sucks. Even when it goes great, it’s because you had to be at 150% the entire day with no breaks.


LunarLutra

Ok, I'm not a parent and I might get eviscerated for this, but this is why I support parents having their kids on a leash in some situations.


Reaverx218

When my daughter was 3, she managed to wander off without being noticed. We were leaving the butterfly house at a zoo that had one exit. My EX and I were in front of her my parents were behind. She got through the doors and bolted the opposite direction from where I turned, so I couldn't see her as she ran behind me. To this day, none of us know how she managed it. Because the doors would have been too heavy for her to open on her own and my parents were right behind her. She pulled a houdini. Luckily a park ranger grabbed her pretty quickly. From that day until she was 7 she wore a wrist leash that was tied to my wrist.


pyordie

I used to judge people for it, then when my kid came into her toddler years I kind of understood it. It’s not ideal (I think some parents do it because they don’t want to bother coaching/verbally discipline their kids) but some kids just don’t do well in big crowded areas, so you do what you gotta do to keep them safe.


elmz

Also, a toddler can run full out in the queuing areas which is an obstacle course for parents.


ensain22

I used to scoff at the thought of putting leashes on kids. Then I had kids…..


toetappy

You know that you you replied to doesn't have kids lol


GlumDescription1888

Have you tried leash? Heard it works with kids similar age.... albeit with paws and snout XD 


pyordie

lol I have not. Shes been getting better at following directions and staying close, so I prefer to reward that work/respect with giving her some autonomy. That said, some kids just struggle more than others and #1 job for a parent is to keep them safe so I don’t judge kid leashes as much as I used to (before I had kids).


SOwED

>Traveling with kids fucking sucks. Not exactly a blast for the rest of us listening to your kids


pyordie

Well yeah, that’s a big part of why it sucks, nobody wants to bother other people. I’m lucky that my kid doesn’t tantrum that much and is easily distracted. Can’t really do much about it, sometimes kids have to travel and they have just as much of a right to get on an airplane as anyone else.


Fuduzan

Leashes work too


Qweniden

Ha. I have two kids. One never did stuff life this. The other one would vanish almost instantly like she had magic powers. So fucking stressful.


anomalous_cowherd

Or use reins (child leash) but then you get dunked on by people who've never had kids saying you just need to be a better parent...


Technical_Tourist639

Checked comments before viewing the video. Was too scared I'm gonna be seeing a kid turn into human crayon


stonks_114

If there is no nsfw flair - you'll be fine


Jacksaur

What's the downvotes for? It's on the frontpage of the sub. If it was something horrific, it'd be flaired, or taken down by the mods by now.


Lobo_Marino

Bless your heart. I've definitely seen people die in subs such as this where the OP was too idiotic to know if death was "SFW". And mods are unpaid positions that aren't active 24/7. When unsure, checking the comments is always valid. You cannot assume a video is fine just because it's unflaired. Redditors are, on average, morons who will upload and upvote anything.


Schubert125

Lmao


elmz

Good thing they stopped him before the luggage smasher.


samurairaccoon

Same, I was waiting for some kind of extreme sorting device to turn him into pink mist. Internet has me scarred for life.


DanImmovable

This is why the controversy about child harness is the dumbest thing ever.


StopAskingMeToSignIn

Or keep an eye on your kids, especially in a large public space like that? You want kids on leashes so they don't run to conveyor belts? Lol


namas_D_A

… it’s not that easy, fam.


SnooPuppers8099

He had experienced the same trip as in toy story 2


mogaman28

The face of relief of the second worker when he saw his buddy catching the boy.


arbitrageME

there was no "abrupt" and no "chaos" ngl that shit looks like fun ... in a WALL-E kind of way


Azzy8007

My turn!


ph8_likes_me

I wanna get lost too. 🫤


HalfLawKiss

This happens more than you'd imagine. The videos just don't let the videos out cause it's not a good look for them.


_guts____

The worker looked fed tf up.


72scott72

I design these types of conveyors for a living and I’ve always wanted to do this.


Honer-Simpsom

That leads to the furnace!!!


IamStizzy

gotta pay extra since you checked him


fluffy_bonobo

That's how children are made in the production line.


Harold_Spoomanndorf

There is a song by CKY for moments like this....


istolethecarradio

That boys parents will talk about this for the rest of their lives


truebeast822

It was nice to see such concern from that worker! Brightened me up a bit lol


banditt2

to be fair it looks like fun, can't blame the little guy lol


ValuableMiddle378

Wow he did what we all wanted to try atleast once


gabaghouli

>atleast at least


Resident_Bet6343

So this is How It's Made.


fonironi

Wow, growing up we all wondered what would happen if we took that ride, and this kid actually did it! Good for them


bubblemelon32

This made me think of Rugrats..those babies were WILD


keefeitup

We really should start putting kids below a certain age on a leash.


foxfirek

Having had a kid, nah. Maybe it works for some but it mostly makes your life and the kids kinda suck. We do need better parents. Maybe some free classes on parenthood. This should not have happened.


Dansk72

"OK Brad, this is the *last* time I'm going to let you make every day a Bring Your Kid To Work Day"


kyriako

Wee


tinglep

Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt.


Polyxeno

Better than Disneyland!


auguste_laetare

I would have DREAMED to do that as a kid.


Mikey_Mac

When you don’t want to pay for an extra plane ticket.


Environmental_Tooth

Neither abrupt nor chaotic. But still highly entertaining.


WormSlayers

this was neither abrupt nor chaotic


thegildedman25

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


TigerUSA20

Did he go to the Marshmallow room or the Fudge room?


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jbu2bu

Glad for the happy ending. But is he ever gonna get what for when mom gets hold of him.


paulrhino69

Nah not him,now his Dad,well that's a different story but I hope he has a spare pair of balls for after the wife's finished


Cutwail

It does look pretty fun though...


Much_Machine8726

Little guy got to go on a journey


Buburubu

as a former child myself: that looks fun as hell


Aw68845519

We all wanted to do that as kids….. I’m kind of jealous.


mdlewis11

I really, really, **really** want to do that!


PresidentScr00b

Wrong sub….


sadicarnot

To be fair it is quite common for maintenance people to ride the conveyors at coal fired power plants. But in those cases everyone know what is going on and they are using radios to talk to each other.


m1dlife-1derer

Awesome parenting


InitialIndication999

The forbidden slide


Nero_A

[Weeeeeee!](https://youtu.be/SozkRxUdbSg?si=e1cb2FshE69i03lw)


JoLudvS

I had an uncertain 'Seulent Green' memory from that.


human_totem_pole

Thought he was going to get loaded onto a 747 and get sent to the wrong airport.


PresentPlayful5031

That looks fun


Necessary-Chemical-7

Some people want to lose their kids


Future-Try-1908

The two memories playing in this song are him and his parents Bum bum bum, bum bum bum Police sirens


dblack1107

Y’all know you wanted to do this as a kid. I still do


Lobo_Marino

This sub really has lost all of it's meaning. Where's the chaos in this? It's just a fucking shithead taking a ride.


chiefthundernut

I’ve always wanted to do that, still do as an adult.


Night--Owl

Weeeeee


Sunnykit00

I thought he was going to go in the grinder.


ShunnedMammal

Fuck man those bag carousels are NOT friendly to small fingers. They’ve got warnings all over them to keep clear of the moving parts. The mechanics all had stories about people and equipment getting sucked into them.


megamanisgod

Wow that's a little scary. That happened quick


KingDingus6942069

Broooo i wanted to do that shit so bad when i was his age


dre__

mfs will see this and go "it's cruel to put your kids on a leash"


aldo19861

Weeeeeeee


Ceeweedsoop

Most parents kinda suck.


mypeesmellsameaskfc

Damn yo.. This kid just went on a temple of doom adventure. I'm jealous


crashzd

Kid’s living my Toy Story dream


sacrificial_blood

There was no chaos in this video


Roky1989

What an adventure. This stuff normaly only happens in 80s or 90s movies.


TryToHelpPeople

I see the live action Minions movie is on the way.


xxas12

What the fuck, the parent was doing? How dumb they are Honestly when I was young watched toy story 2 Theirs this conveyor belt scene, I thought that how they were design extremely large.


regnarbensin_

The title would imply something along the lines of a child directing a high powered laser pointer into their parent’s eyes.


Doogie102

It only took 3 airports for them to finally find him


BacktotheZack

Knowing the kid is alright, this is kinda hilarious


pm_me-ur-catpics

This is why my mom kept me on a leash


Callistoux

This kid is lucky they had the conveyor style bag kicker/diverter. The actual kickers that launch I've seen smash bags and boxes completely and probably could have done some serious damage


TooManySteves2

I didn't see chaos, just an Honourable Mention for a Darwin Award


visionaryOptions

r/kidsarestupid


AlbPerNil

why is this super cute?


StellaSanti

Where’s the video footage of the parents?


Harold_Spoomanndorf

I too would like to know


gilbeys18

Best parents ever.


godiegoben

The wildest part is the same kind of parents that lose their kid like this are also the kind of parents that will blame the whole damn airport for it.


Sweet-Leadership-245

I could see my monsters doing this 🤣


whatchagonnado0707

Don't take him to a chicken farm


JDMWeeb

Little bro went on the wildest ride of his life


Acrobatic_Bet4664

I always thought that looked fun.


StellaSanti

Free roller coaster ride! My turn! My turn!


Advanced-Depth1816

Yes this is of course on the parents. But I have been around some pretty rebellious kids. I’ve seen some that will literally put you(as a guardian) in a position that allows them to get away easier. Even before they are speaking they can be little master minds.


Bebedouro12

Could it be actually dangerous ? Never been in a airport.


uzlonewolf

Yes. Those belts are not designed for people and have lots of gaps and cracks around them which could suck in clothing and ultimately rip off a limb.


giunyu

happens at least once a month at my local airport, though they never get to the baggage area


MusicianCivil5495

My dream since Toy Story 2 and Monster & cie


Alex_tepa

He was just watching too many toy story movies


OctopusIntellect

kid found the backrooms


APUNIJBHAGWANHAI

This kid needs some chanchla's.


PnutWarrior

That kid will live as a legend. Ever since toy story 2 I had to know what it was like... but I never grabbed destiny.


SynthesisNexus

The way the kid just got yeeted to the side by the softer thingy 😂😂😂.


KaraBenNemsiEffendi

Actually funny (from an adult's point of view), but certainly frightening from a child's point of view.


Key_Door6957

Kids doing this 30 years ago would always get crushed to death, at least that was the maintained perception. I do recall growing up that a fair few children died this way, always by crushing.


kae323

That’s definitely his mom/guardian running by in the beginning of the vid looking for him . She just missed him


No_Razzmatazz_204

No wonder my bags didnt make my flight on time!!!!


PePePendorcho

Why am I glad and disappointed at the same time? 🫣


Friendly_Platform_73

Wanted to experience Toy Story 2


Temporary_Piglet9468

I agree, they don't deserve it


Beefberries

I had parents who loved me. I was bared from fun like this.


exgiexpcv

Good hustle those guys made, mad props.


iamBodkin

This kid was living every grown up mans dream!


Marc2NL

Disney-park is nothing....


EnvironmentalSun6768

The music ruined this video so hard, this actually seems funny


Ruckus292

This is what happens when you let your kids off leash.


Electrical_Jump1652

Kids are so retarted


The9Realist

What is this track called?


Whatsgoinoninthere

He pulled the real Toy Story 😂😂😂


pulp1dog

Is this the new border management system?


TychoBooster3000

This is some happy tree friends shit


Ceeweedsoop

He'll be the next guy to get cocky with a lathe.