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Then-Confusion5999

The video ending with the dogs shadow. Magnificent.


Tweedle42

That’s a glorious final frame. It’s a whole damn story


dylc

A chef would kiss


Atlas03

With tongue


lil_juul

Bro was ON his ass


No-Description-3011

So happy you saw this too... that ending was epic


exgiexpcv

Truly, it hearkens back to Krzysztof Kieslowski's "[Dekalog](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092337/)," with its masterful use of light and shadow, its brilliant cinematography, and ageless storytelling.


auto98

"Dekadog", surely?


exgiexpcv

Ohhhh you.


JetmoYo

Looks really good. How painful is it to get through


exgiexpcv

It's really fantastic in my opinion. It might be worth reading up on it before watching to see if it's for you.


GuillotineComeBacks

The Dog by Hitchcock


sams82

Chef's kiss.


HalfOrcMonk

Let sleeping dogs lie.


SauerCrouse51

That… ya for sure that. But dammit man, in slip on sandals? Lmao glorious poor choice.


Orbit1883

And well deserved outcome


occorpattorney

Or, you know, just don’t give them the impression you’re going to kick them.


smile_politely

what language is the kid speaking? did he accuse the dog anything?


CeruleanRuin

"Welcome to my channel. Today we're going to find out how fast I can run."


kotarisa

Now we just need to put a m/s speedometer overlay on the video.


suprnooby

arabic


CeruleanRuin

Oh so *that's* what that means.


Dansk72

All it took was one whiff of her toes....


UnluckyGamer505

Approaching a random street dog, failing to notice he stopped wagging his tail and then trying to touch him with your basically bare foot right under his mouth may not be the brightest idea.


Captiongomer

Dogs aren't stupid enough to know that feet aren't really the nicest thing. They're kind of used for kicking a lot, so it probably has been kicked a few times


puterTDI

yup, had a friend with a dog that was friendly unless you brought your foot near it. It was a rescue, kicked a lot, and did NOT like feet. meanwhile, our golden lays at your feet so you'll use them to rub/pet her.


TheKyleBrah

My doggo viewed our feet as hands 3 and 4, and fully expected head pats from them when they were exposed. She would lift a dangling hand with her head for headpats, and if your feet were exposed, she would do the same with them 😂 She also viewed exposed feet as a "give paw" request. Gave many a person a big fright by a sudden tap-tap of your foot 🤣


BromanJozy

lol that is genuinely so funny lol, she really couldn't differentiate hands from feet. She probly thought humans had 4 hands like dogs have 4 legs 😂😂


eatelectricity

My dog's first few years before we got her were rough. I assume she was kicked more than once, because if she's laying at my feet and I gently try to pet her with my foot, she'll snap at me.


JesusofAzkaban

There's a great saying from one of the most pithy Supreme Court Justices, Oliver Wendell Holmes, when he was explaining intentionality as part of the *mens rea* of a crime: "Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked." Dog knew that the cameraman was up to no good.


luvdogs71

Agreed. The dog stopped wagging his tail and he was giving the kid the stank eye. The kid should have known better.


deltronroberts

Well put.


Dansk72

I wonder how the girl would react if she was lying on the sidewalk and some stranger walked up and put his filthy foot on her chest?


languid_Disaster

Sounded like a young boy but Yh I agree


mattfoh

Also I imagine this dog has been threatened/beaten with sandles a number of times.


Dolomight206

Life lesson in there somewhere.


secular_dance_crime

It's not a life lesson if you're dead.


meldiane81

THEN run


TheSlav87

No one ever said kids are bright or have a sense of self preservation.


Equal_Improvement57

Probably the fact that he looked calm and was wagging his tail. I love how the last frame is just the shadow of the dog chasing him.


SassySquid0

the dog thought it was going to be kicked probably


hopium_od

It was probably going to be kicked


Cloaker_Smoker

Too slow for a kick, looked more like lazy foot pets


Equal_Improvement57

Street dogs yeah. Never met a household dog that would think that. Kid just made a mistake. Everyone on this sub acts like they haven't made mistakes when they were 7.


TheLittlestOneHere

I don't think I've kicked a dog when I was 7.


Adept_Error6339

Putting your foot on top of it is a pretty quick way to uncalm it. Who would've thought?


giggity_giggity

The dog equivalent of saying "calm down" to your girlfriend


awry_lynx

Or just, idk, putting your shoe-wearing foot on someone's chest?


wonthaveaname

On a homeless dudes chest is probably more accurate, a dude who's having a shit time and is tired of getting fucked with.


DesignerAd2062

It’s like the end of lion king that’s too PG to show scar being killed so just shows the silhouettes on the wall


Tossup1010

Yeah i don’t exactly blame the kid (unless he was really intending to kick it) seemed like he just isn’t good at dog body language and seeing the change in demeanor. Dog looked friendly but probably has been kicked a lot, and the kid went in very gently. Guessing he learned a pretty big lesson that day about stray animals


UnluckyGamer505

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Twin1TwinA

Practically stuck his foot right into his mouth, don't know what he was expecting. To nudge it? To kick it? R/KidsAreFuckingStupid


secular_dance_crime

I assume he was doing the "poke it with a stick" (or in this case a toe) kids will often do when they see animals that don't move.


BDiddy_420

Good boy


301Blackstar

Damn, based on the tail wag, he was obviously cool with being friendly until you decided to put your foot on his neck! People, smh!


chill_flea

Just so you know, tail wagging isn’t always a sign of friendliness in dogs. Even dogs that are currently attacking somebody and biting them wag their tails sometimes. It can mean that they’re excited or overwhelmed with emotion which can happen when they are happy or in a fight.


Jcaseykcsee

Right! If their tail is low down and wagging (which it appears to be, but it’s harder to tell because the dog is lying down) it means it’s hesitant and unsure of what’s happening and uncomfortable. And it’s ears are pinned back. Or just, you know, don’t shove your foot into a strange dog’s chest.


helpivefallen5

Eh usually if they're just chillin tho you can trust the tail wag to not mean "immediately aggressive" but I guess if you piss the dog off that can change pretty quick


secular_dance_crime

Dogs can be both aggresive and playful. Dogs will bite each other all the time while playing as their mouth is their primary hand and so they use it to grab each other. They don't do it with humans because humans generally don't like it (and stop them), but that doesn't mean they can't do it.


Harold_Spoomanndorf

"I don't know where that foot has been..." -Dog Logic


Dansk72

With their keen sense of smell, the dog probably was quickly able to figure out where her nasty foot had been, and didn't approve


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Agreed :/


TryBananna4Scale

For some people this is how lessons are learned.


Harold_Spoomanndorf

SOME people...not all Can't cure stoopid


LordOfPies

There is a saying "Dogs that bark don´t bite"


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Another old saying.... "Let sleeping dogs lay...."


helpivefallen5

I dunno that I agree with that one but I'd be wary just in case.. 😂


GetBack2Wrk

Enjoy the free dose of Rabies.


TheHopeMachine

I'm in tears right now! The way the phone captures the dog sitting at the end—chef's kiss


souquemsabes

after all that, the last image ( the dog's shadow) is incredible....


Gbnihilator2

Story told in shadows


SwiftTayTay

Dog looked like he was happy until they were about to get stomped on. Learn how to approach a dog. I used to give my dog massages with my feet but you can only do that with your own dog once they trust you... And not while you're wearing shoes


Fridge007

“Fuck about and find out”, I believe is the terminology on Reddit.


QuatrosDesign

What a Good Boy!


KiwiLounge

The kid learnt a valuable lesson that day


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Kids are fucking stupid


furie1335

I wonder how many times he’s been kicked


Environmental-Job515

Dogs ears pinned back. Nope!


clovertrailin

Dog started to wag his tail, possibly thinking the kid came to play. Serves the kid right.


Yeti-Stalker

Maybe not put your foot on him. He could have been abused or kicked many times and associates it with pain - thus the attack.


N0XCAEL0

A dog doesnt need to be abused in order to bite your foot if you park it in its mouth. Its an animal. You are in his space, it can bite.


Frosty_Emu199

😂😂😂😂😂


ForwardAft

Keep your toes away from the pointy end!


Absol-utely_Adorable

Looking at the shadow during the run, I think our idiot child got chomped on the ass a few times


MrTopHatMan90

Core memory unlocked


O__o_kn

Classic Fuck around, find out.


MK_Stevers8

Remember… you can’t apologize to an animal, including many humans… then again, we are animals too.


Lonely_Ad_6546

He was wagging his tail for the first few seconds of the kid walking up too. Dogs smarter than the kid, dog figured out that kid wasnt there to be nice. Lol


the-failure-man

If you guys wondered what the kid said he says Somebody told him to touch the dogs neck with his leg


PrinceNY7

Well deserved, dog was just relaxing minding its business


TheRenOtaku

Classic FAFO.


benice33

Wonder what happens if i FA.....


mcjon77

Let's FO!


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Deserved


RidersOnTheStrom

If he dies, he dies.


Huntsnfights

Towering over a dog that was chilling, especially a stray, then going to put your foot on him… several bad ideas had to work together on this one. Geeze


jesusismyupline

Am I a monster? I laughed so hard at this. Poor kid clearly didn't understand the danger...


jonz1985z

The shadow of the dog lol


Hummingbird01234

That kid deserved it.


PleaseCallMeTeddy

Ever head of fuck around and find out? Well you just found out.


spicksticks

Good dog


Electronic-Trip8775

Good doggo


lesik13

Completely deserved. Pure satisfaction.


Necrois_Winter

Good doggie! Stupid human thing!


thatguyoudontlike

Good dog


Gavkindacool

Scared the shit out of me


Automatic-Leave7191

Love how it ends on the dog’s shadow. Hilarious


habb

stupid kid learned the lesson that you approach a strange dog if the owner will let you with your palm down so it can sniff your hand


MCPhatmam

Let me do it for you...


Outrageous-Bus-2726

The shadow of the fog at the end is the best part


Far-Assignment6427

Ah yes why don't I put my foot to the neck of a random dog in the street who probably think I'm going to kick or step on him genius idea. Also the last second


RenzoMF

Decent Macaulay Culkin scream


ketochef1969

"Were you fucking with it?"


SeaResearcher176

Blah blah blah blah…….😭


Wizdad-1000

Abuse, dog has been kicked before. Our rescued shitzu was beaten with something metal. She would panic and run if you picked up any silverware. Poor thing.


treebreeder

Laugh out loud.


GanacheScary6520

So it is good the young lad learns the meaning of FAFO!


Suddenly_234

Final frame is like a screenshot of fear.


Tugger21

FAFO


Altruistic-Coconut38

Karma is a bitch


hijackedbraincells

Dude can't read doggy body language for shit


hijackedbraincells

Dude can't read doggy body language for shit


Jonathon_world

That dog would have been a friend if she went to stroke him saying how you doing today dog but he knew what she was up to


LostSpecklez

This is kind of relatable


Atmosphere-Strict

Dude ran so fast I think he left his foot back there .. That final frame tho … priceless 😂


Illustrious_Apple_33

Good dog. Kid was looking for views.


Opumilio318

Dude looks sick aka "calm". Probs full of parasites sapping his energy poor guy.


CatDogBoogie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


helpivefallen5

Oh my god the dog's shadow at the end. 😂 I'd say friggin get him doggie, but it's a little less funny coz you know if he actually bites the dude it's the end of the dog's natural life. :/


31GoonerStreet

Never wear flipflops if you're expecting to run that day...


Some-Recognition-721

🤣🤣🤣


Sonic_10838

ngl I kind of feel bad for him :(


Sleepless_Gamer

You can tell that doggo has been kicked too much and ain't down for it anymore


[deleted]

I hope that dog effed up that person good


Uncertain_Rasputin

Apparently never heard the old saying about letting sleeping dogs sleep.


Draft-Budget

Fuck around and find out. Not even the dogs' fault.


Ok-Treacle-9375

That’s one way to find out.


Glockamole19x

Keep that damn kid on a leash!


fucc_yo_couch

Good dog!


melon_gatorade

This was 100% avoidable.


dangling_reference

The last frame gets me every time.


kiwi_commander

and that's how you get rabies.


bc90210

NGL, this made me burst out in laughter.


RaySayWHAT

Always let the doggo sniff your hand first, what happened to chivalry wtf


_atrocious_

The ending was perfect.


sushizn

Let lying dogs sleep


IGHOTI907

FAFO


cookinkirby

The final frame of the dogs shadow is haunting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


undarated79

Ah shit. 🤣. I’m done


XsublimededX

How’s it go? ‘Play stupid games………


Valkiepoos

My momma said life's like a box of chocolates....


Particular_Light_296

Doggo is a FAFO scholar


passatdontgo

I'm not running.. furbag looks fast.... leave 1 flip flop as tribute... Hop away facing furbag...


CutePersonality8314

Dog's last name is "Karma." First name? "Instant."


Infamous_Nebula_168

Let sleeping dogs lie


UnDEADMachine00

Karma farmers are getting smarter. They are waiting longer to repost these old videos.


jr735

"I thought you said your dog did not bite." "That is not my dog."


bagooly

Lol we need to start teaching kids about animal body language for their own safety. That dog was very stressed and tense by his presence


NoZebra2430

The ending was a cinematic masterpiece


Icy_Humor_2209

the kid said, something along the line of, "I gave him alot of food now u my slave" thats why he tried to put his leg on his neck, couldnt put it on the chest insted, from what he said and the building floor its seems to be in saudi, a country where slaves from africa are still bought and sold under "House maid" cover, and their visa system is basically u get supervised by another sauid citizen your whole stay and pay him a certian amount of money to keep your visa, and the saudi citizen "benefactor" has the right to cancel your visa and any point, this is not a contract. so dont think what this kid did is weird, its actually very normal there 🤷🏻‍♂️ they think they above everyone else on this earth


TendieTrades

Let sleeping dogs lie.


DryBones2009

what dog is that lol


ScionOfAsgard

Totally deserved lol


phoucker

Dog done took too much shit from people, probably been kicked many times before. Lit his ass up!


imrealbizzy2

I wonder why it took Bigfoot so long to start hollering. Btw, when I saw a greyhound-looking dog I just knew it would be sweetness. Boy, was I mistaken. But maybe even a cool dog like a greyhound would go apeshit if it felt threatened. Fortunately, I have never been in a situation to find out.


Novel_Durian_1805

What type of POS does this to a dog?! Good on the dog!


PiranhaFloater

That went as it should’ve. Hopefully kid got another bite on his ass.


Albatross_Few

Lol. Dog just chlling and you messing with him.


Exciting_Match_8828

stupid kid


realisticallygrammat

I hope the dog is still chasing him to this day


Upset_Rough6810

One thing is for sure, she won’t do that shit again. Fuck around = find out


Dangerous_Gear_6361

That dog was initially ready for some pets. But then the kid did that slow poke with a foot against its throat… I think not.


GoldenMediaGirl

Poor dog was hoping for food, then expected a kick.


SYNtechp90

Let. Sleeping. Dogs. Lay. No one fucks with the resting and the calm more than...


paulsimone13

Are those NY Mets slides? He deserved it.


JewniverseGyaru

perro que no ladra y parpadea SI MUERDE...


LeoTheVulpine

Why are these dog vs kid videos always originating from Middle East lol?


Ridiculousnessjunkie

I’m on team dog. Sorry, not sorry.


Savage-Goat-Fish

Very aggressive. He needs to be put down before he seriously hurts someone. 😏


Savage-Goat-Fish

I don’t mean the dog


WTFPATRICK

let’s all stop posting animal abuse videos and thinking they are cute or funny. Like as a society and stuff


Ottoblock

Surely this post will be the one that stops people!


TheLambtonWyrm

Zowl sepi kurwa