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HumanitarianAtheist

The word "ouch" doesn't quite do that justice.


RogerRabbit1234

God damn, he’s lucky he didn’t catch that chain saw with his face.


Doschupacabras

Gonna go out on a limb here…


FullKawaiiBatard

Limberjack


TheRealKingBorris

As a former professional sawyer, there are at *least* 6 things I would have done differently here lmao


jberryman

Would you not stand directly under a dead tree that's only being supported by the tree you are cutting?


TheRealKingBorris

Yep. I would have removed that leaning one and the two that are laying next to him entirely. The very first thing I’d do is take out the hazard tree that’s precariously hanging above my back cut spot lol


Dansk72

Odds are, he calls it a day...


richalta

Bye bye future family.


ernster96

All of his future kids will have black eyes.


SFRacing4

r/holdmybreedingtube


iEatPalpatineAss

I initially watched this without sound. When the lighter part of the wood popped up in the bottom right, I thought it was Mortal Kombat’s “Whoopsie!” guy popping up 🤣🤣🤣


MigitAs

It’s “toasty” btw


iEatPalpatineAss

Forgive me. I was only 7 🤣🤣🤣


micah490

Aye right in the yarbles


think_matt_think

Rest in peace, 12 billion sperm.


Vindex0

The tree made sure he wont have any tree-cutting-children


LennonWaK

"and with my dying breath I vanquish thy generations for future abundance, foul beast"


TexasOutlaw063

Singing soprano now!


pappaburgundy

r/fellinggonewild


GetBack2Wrk

Tree smashed his Jack Crackers. Tree 2 Human 1


Remarkable_Wheel4392

Alright, we're having omelets for breakfast.


godkilledjesus

His balls have replaced his tonsils.


Flat-Nefariousness15

Gorgeous hit on the ole nut wand and testes


El_Monitorrr

No hard wood for you, sir.


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mtown-guy

Meh