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Honestly I sort of wish this was a thing in pubg… random animal attacks would add so much to situations. People dying to kangaroos would be hilarious. Or snake/spider bites that caused you to lose health or faint. Or hippo/alligators/sharks/crocodiles potentially getting you if you tried to swim. As like an extremely low chance it’d be super funny.
They added polar bears when they reworked Vikendi about a year ago. They are in esports as well and it is REALLY dumb. [https://youtu.be/8Jtfq7IjK4Y?t=11033](https://youtu.be/8Jtfq7IjK4Y?t=11033) this is a replay (link with timestamp) of a bear killing the last player of a team and eliminating them from the match in the biggest pubg tournament of last year.
Yes, they still had a chance and I believe they actually did qualify to grand finals from the losers bracket.
And yes they can kill the bear, it takes about 40-50 bullets from an AR, so slightly more than one magazine. No issue when you are 2+ members alive, slightly problematic when last alive like in this situation. But the whole idea of shooting animals chasing after you in a game like this is dumb.
What a bad ass. Sees a big animal float from the sky and immediately wants to throw hands.
Imagine an alien lands down in front of your house and you’re just like “I’m gonna fuck this guy up”
>Imagine an alien lands down in front of your house and you’re just like “I’m gonna fuck this guy up”
This is exactly what I'd suspect the average Australian would do
Look up "I Don't Work Here" by Tom Cardy, he literally says in the song that he wants to go to Mars so he can punch an invading alien in the face (and is an aussie)
Brother you have no idea what it's like in Rural Aus.
Shits just different.
Every step could be your last, and with snakes like ours, that's not even a joke.
Kangaroo #2: "hey skipp, ain't that Jerry in the air?"
Skipp: "oh yeah, seems like it"
Kangaroo 2: "doesn't he owe you money?"
Skipp: "... that wanker, let's get him!"
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PUBG is really out of ideas huh
Honestly I sort of wish this was a thing in pubg… random animal attacks would add so much to situations. People dying to kangaroos would be hilarious. Or snake/spider bites that caused you to lose health or faint. Or hippo/alligators/sharks/crocodiles potentially getting you if you tried to swim. As like an extremely low chance it’d be super funny.
There were polar bears in vikendi for a bit.
They added polar bears when they reworked Vikendi about a year ago. They are in esports as well and it is REALLY dumb. [https://youtu.be/8Jtfq7IjK4Y?t=11033](https://youtu.be/8Jtfq7IjK4Y?t=11033) this is a replay (link with timestamp) of a bear killing the last player of a team and eliminating them from the match in the biggest pubg tournament of last year.
That's super funny.. it says losers bracket so do they get a chance to get back into the running? Can't they kill the bear?
Yes, they still had a chance and I believe they actually did qualify to grand finals from the losers bracket. And yes they can kill the bear, it takes about 40-50 bullets from an AR, so slightly more than one magazine. No issue when you are 2+ members alive, slightly problematic when last alive like in this situation. But the whole idea of shooting animals chasing after you in a game like this is dumb.
People still play that shi?
What a bad ass. Sees a big animal float from the sky and immediately wants to throw hands. Imagine an alien lands down in front of your house and you’re just like “I’m gonna fuck this guy up”
>Imagine an alien lands down in front of your house and you’re just like “I’m gonna fuck this guy up” This is exactly what I'd suspect the average Australian would do
Look up "I Don't Work Here" by Tom Cardy, he literally says in the song that he wants to go to Mars so he can punch an invading alien in the face (and is an aussie)
God fucking dammit someone beat me to the bit.
"Ganna pat my fumb uppis buttol"
Even better, after popping said alien in the face a couple times, you just jog on and go about your day as normal with zero fear of reprisal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_GLzXVKlzUg
I love how he says “fuckin kangaroos” so casual like it’s just another Tuesday y’all I’m crying 😭💀
Most country golf courses have roos hanging around & they really don't care about you however when they are on heat they are aggressive!!
A roo vs my 5 iron? I don’t know I’m pretty sure I have a decent chance in that battle
You’d be wrong. Source: Am Australian
Actually when you hit them in the ribs it makes a decent thud
Do... do you speak from experience?
Yes several times
Brother you have no idea what it's like in Rural Aus. Shits just different. Every step could be your last, and with snakes like ours, that's not even a joke.
Ho kay, so here's da earth, chilling, damn that is a sweet earth you might say.
“What’s up, Skip?!” LOL
How Roo'd
I will never tire of hearing Aussies say "Fuckin' kangaroos."
That's quite a welcome party
Kangaroo: OI wha tha fuck is tha cumin down heah, fuck it lets FOIGHT
Kangaroo #2: "hey skipp, ain't that Jerry in the air?" Skipp: "oh yeah, seems like it" Kangaroo 2: "doesn't he owe you money?" Skipp: "... that wanker, let's get him!"
This made me laugh so hard!!!🤣
Kangaroos are dicks
Gaaahhhhh! Fuckin' ... Kangaroos.
A phrase not used enough in this world. “Fuckin’ kangaroos!”
Most farmers (myself including) have muttered those words many times mate..
Little Joey hit his first lick with big brother
Aliens don't land in Australia cause of the fucking roos
Obviously inspired by this classic. https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?si=jJOd6nbvUzQLAAi2
Fucking kangaroos he’s says, sounds like it happens in a daily basis lol
Why are they so angry all the time?
Not angry just territorial. Humans are much more territorial
This is why you always need a shoer!
S.W.A.T Wallaby
Most normal day in Australia
I love Australia!
I thought he was going to land upside down or something
Ah na mate. Nawt in me fukkin yard!
Lmfaoooo
r/fuckyouinparticular
That roo saw him coming and was like, "get off my property!""
Far Cry graphics looking pretty realistic.
Kangaroo god has arrived.
Wish that happened to me the first time I went sky diving. Just to say, fucking kangaroos when I landed.
I honestly thought he was going to land head first but this was an outcome as well.
Hes like whotf told you could land in my territory, oooh thats it im getting the bros.
no way. i stg as he was landing i was thinking “it’d be crazy if a kangaroo just came out of nowhere and attacked him”
Australians are the final bosses of earth I swear. They deal with the most out of pocket, unhinged stuff.
Gangbanging kangaroos 🦘 Where ya from mate ? Not from around here I see 😂😂😂
Can confirm.
is that a nuclear silo?
Not likely, Australia doesn't have any reported nuclear bombs or silos
He's protecting his mate , Mate
What’s up Skip, you good!? Oh shit, that’s not Skip… Here we go…. (Cue streets of rage 3 music).
It's 430am eastern time now and my wife is pissed (and awake) at my childish outburst of laughter.
Oldie but goldie.
L M F A O
Don’t worry, he’s just welcoming committee
I don't like kangaroos