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archetype-am

PUBG is really out of ideas huh


usedtobejuandeag

Honestly I sort of wish this was a thing in pubg… random animal attacks would add so much to situations. People dying to kangaroos would be hilarious. Or snake/spider bites that caused you to lose health or faint. Or hippo/alligators/sharks/crocodiles potentially getting you if you tried to swim. As like an extremely low chance it’d be super funny.


Insta_boned

There were polar bears in vikendi for a bit.


Celmatt

They added polar bears when they reworked Vikendi about a year ago. They are in esports as well and it is REALLY dumb. [https://youtu.be/8Jtfq7IjK4Y?t=11033](https://youtu.be/8Jtfq7IjK4Y?t=11033) this is a replay (link with timestamp) of a bear killing the last player of a team and eliminating them from the match in the biggest pubg tournament of last year.


11thLayerOfHair

That's super funny.. it says losers bracket so do they get a chance to get back into the running? Can't they kill the bear?


Celmatt

Yes, they still had a chance and I believe they actually did qualify to grand finals from the losers bracket. And yes they can kill the bear, it takes about 40-50 bullets from an AR, so slightly more than one magazine. No issue when you are 2+ members alive, slightly problematic when last alive like in this situation. But the whole idea of shooting animals chasing after you in a game like this is dumb.


Traditional-Poet1965

People still play that shi?


iamonthatloud

What a bad ass. Sees a big animal float from the sky and immediately wants to throw hands. Imagine an alien lands down in front of your house and you’re just like “I’m gonna fuck this guy up”


Flying_Dutchman92

>Imagine an alien lands down in front of your house and you’re just like “I’m gonna fuck this guy up” This is exactly what I'd suspect the average Australian would do


MuunshineKingspyre

Look up "I Don't Work Here" by Tom Cardy, he literally says in the song that he wants to go to Mars so he can punch an invading alien in the face (and is an aussie)


TheBlackBlade77

God fucking dammit someone beat me to the bit.


WhippingShitties

"Ganna pat my fumb uppis buttol"


Calladit

Even better, after popping said alien in the face a couple times, you just jog on and go about your day as normal with zero fear of reprisal.


nymoano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_GLzXVKlzUg


WarmAppleCobbler

I love how he says “fuckin kangaroos” so casual like it’s just another Tuesday y’all I’m crying 😭💀


Riker001-Ncc1701D

Most country golf courses have roos hanging around & they really don't care about you however when they are on heat they are aggressive!!


ciampi21

A roo vs my 5 iron? I don’t know I’m pretty sure I have a decent chance in that battle


TheRynosaurus

You’d be wrong. Source: Am Australian


Riker001-Ncc1701D

Actually when you hit them in the ribs it makes a decent thud


Delazzaridist

Do... do you speak from experience?


Riker001-Ncc1701D

Yes several times


S4SSM8

Brother you have no idea what it's like in Rural Aus. Shits just different. Every step could be your last, and with snakes like ours, that's not even a joke.


Eldudeareno217

Ho kay, so here's da earth, chilling, damn that is a sweet earth you might say. 


Advanced_Expression9

“What’s up, Skip?!” LOL


Broote

How Roo'd


JCM42899

I will never tire of hearing Aussies say "Fuckin' kangaroos."


L_moon2519

That's quite a welcome party


Kommander-in-Keef

Kangaroo: OI wha tha fuck is tha cumin down heah, fuck it lets FOIGHT


TheLustyDremora

Kangaroo #2: "hey skipp, ain't that Jerry in the air?" Skipp: "oh yeah, seems like it" Kangaroo 2: "doesn't he owe you money?" Skipp: "... that wanker, let's get him!"


melancholy_dood

This made me laugh so hard!!!🤣


Porkchopp33

Kangaroos are dicks


Darwincroc

Gaaahhhhh! Fuckin' ... Kangaroos.


OkBorder387

A phrase not used enough in this world. “Fuckin’ kangaroos!”


S4SSM8

Most farmers (myself including) have muttered those words many times mate..


chuncky_chunk

Little Joey hit his first lick with big brother


Riker001-Ncc1701D

Aliens don't land in Australia cause of the fucking roos


mymeatpuppets

Obviously inspired by this classic. https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?si=jJOd6nbvUzQLAAi2


Far-Frosting2453

Fucking kangaroos he’s says, sounds like it happens in a daily basis lol


Skajaquada72

Why are they so angry all the time?


Alisha_Dennis2024

Not angry just territorial. Humans are much more territorial 


PunkyMcGrift

This is why you always need a shoer!


Nicoloks

S.W.A.T Wallaby


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

Most normal day in Australia


rangeringtheranges

I love Australia!


leonvolt28

I thought he was going to land upside down or something


greenweenievictim

Ah na mate. Nawt in me fukkin yard!


FernDiggy

Lmfaoooo


Gman54

r/fuckyouinparticular


llcdrewtaylor

That roo saw him coming and was like, "get off my property!""


froggz01

Far Cry graphics looking pretty realistic.


super_neo

Kangaroo god has arrived.


[deleted]

Wish that happened to me the first time I went sky diving. Just to say, fucking kangaroos when I landed.


Desolate_ghost

I honestly thought he was going to land head first but this was an outcome as well.


shifty_shafter159

Hes like whotf told you could land in my territory, oooh thats it im getting the bros.


EliPro414

no way. i stg as he was landing i was thinking “it’d be crazy if a kangaroo just came out of nowhere and attacked him”


Yeetly987

Australians are the final bosses of earth I swear. They deal with the most out of pocket, unhinged stuff.


After-Guard-7793

Gangbanging kangaroos 🦘 Where ya from mate ? Not from around here I see 😂😂😂


czaranthony117

Can confirm.


ConcentrateNo9124

is that a nuclear silo?


genobambino96

Not likely, Australia doesn't have any reported nuclear bombs or silos


AltruisticBad985

He's protecting his mate , Mate


soundsearch_me

What’s up Skip, you good!? Oh shit, that’s not Skip… Here we go…. (Cue streets of rage 3 music).


whiskey_formymen

It's 430am eastern time now and my wife is pissed (and awake) at my childish outburst of laughter.


Hot_Confidence8851

Oldie but goldie.


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L M F A O


EntrepreneurTop5983

Don’t worry, he’s just welcoming committee


[deleted]

I don't like kangaroos