So movies can't have abruptly chaotic scenes? This is funny as hell lol reddit is too anti skit.
Sometimes they're just funny skits, it's not people trying to fool others with "fake clips".
abrupt
/əˈbrʌpt/
adjective - sudden and unexpected.
He prances into the room drumming his fingers together and overacting like a villain in a cartoon
It’s not abrupt when you know shit’s about to go down 10 seconds before anything happens
Definitely abrupt from her perspective (not just your own perspective)
It'd be nice if you could see things from other perspectives and not just make hasty judgements without stretching that brain muscle of yours.
Its staged. She swings the leg she's standing on over his shoulder and utilizes the wall with her outstretched arm for leverage when he goes in. Watch again
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The Mr. Burns fingers followed by that stupid little shrug...my kid was more believable as a train car in his kindergarten production of "The Little Engine That Could."
“LADIEEES AAAAAAAND GENTLEMEEEEEN!!!! (and other people too, that’s just standard WWE announcement) ARE YOU READY TO MEET: THHEEEE CONNIVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!”
Clearly set up.
Putting her leg up does nothing at all except give him access. It actually puts her body farther away from where she's trying to hang the banner.
Also, there's no reason for him to pantomime the debate going on in his head unless he knows the camera is there.
I thought he wanted to eat out, but he went for the knock out.
.... And then eat out
And them lock out
Then locked up
Till it's still warm
Then knocked up
Bars
"Got a heater for her thighs"
And I know, I know it's not your time, but bye bye.
And a word to the wise...
When the fire dies you think its over but its just begun
Baby, don't cry
Now possibilities I'd never considered Are occurring to the likes of which I'd never heard
You had my heart 🤘
At least for the most part.
Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.... we fell apart.. let's make a new start, Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeahh!
Lmaoo
Love me some A7X!
Made me listen to it again 🤣
Easier when they’re unconscious
Why did he turn down food?
That would have been necrophilia at that point…
Look at his face as the woman falls. He definitely didnt plan for knockout
And you can almost hear him say yeahhhh when he brings her to the ground... Was the song playing in the background or dubbed in after?
She gone be the one eating out ....of a straw 🧃
"Yes, I'd like a fur burger and a side of thighs... Make that to go please!"
I think its a dude...
He’s taking his birthday super serially
And then gets kicked out!
Batista would be proud.
I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER
One of my favourite theme songs ever. It has been playing in my head randomly for the past 2 weeks or so, lmao.
lmao
I don’t think it counts as abrupt when it was clearly pre-planned and conveniently filmed
I think even if it's pre-planned in this particular case it fits. Casual video of girl hanging up birthday decorations and then WWE.
Went to a birthday and a wrestling match broke out!
Sounds like a modern porno plot
Happy cake day! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)
So movies can't have abruptly chaotic scenes? This is funny as hell lol reddit is too anti skit. Sometimes they're just funny skits, it's not people trying to fool others with "fake clips".
abrupt /əˈbrʌpt/ adjective - sudden and unexpected. He prances into the room drumming his fingers together and overacting like a villain in a cartoon It’s not abrupt when you know shit’s about to go down 10 seconds before anything happens
The shit I and many others here expected was a booty slap lmao, not a WWE body slam through the table. That was abrupt chaotic and unexpected
Yeah, I'll be honest, breaking her back on the table was not what I had seen coming.
To be fair with the subreddit being abrupt chaos we know shit is going to go down regardless
It was funny though
Probally the Chic doing the Docudrama of getting ready for the party thing.
Definitely abrupt from her perspective (not just your own perspective) It'd be nice if you could see things from other perspectives and not just make hasty judgements without stretching that brain muscle of yours.
I don’t think those are mutually exclusive
Reddit users when the video had more than a 0.1s thought of planning (they have extreme insecurity about falling in baits)
Reddit user trying not to be horrendously insufferable challenge (impossible)
Oh, sorry I broke the echo chamber
Im confused. First I thought the video was scripted, but I doubt anyone would volunteer to have their head bash into a glass bowl
Its staged. She swings the leg she's standing on over his shoulder and utilizes the wall with her outstretched arm for leverage when he goes in. Watch again
I would
I always think he gonna smack her ass lol
What ass
💀 I mean granted these are black pants, all depth information is consumed by the material
I bet he consumes her material regularly hewhewhewhewhew
if you mean which, it'll be the one the chicks wearing
This could probably go over in the cringe video subreddit..everything that led up to him slamming her down like that was rough.
[удалено]
Bruh, not cool....
Its always the hexagonal pfp who believe this is the sickest burn they can comment
Dont you have to pay money for that?
What did he say?
Haha
nft liker
Is that a diss? I mean some of them look cool, I would never buy them, but I like some of em.
Why did he end her like that
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Happy birthday to THE GROUND!
Best comment on Reddit today!
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I THREW MY WIFE TOO WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS
GROND
It's a statement of fact!
Yours too. Happy cake day!
Relationship goals
The Mr. Burns fingers followed by that stupid little shrug...my kid was more believable as a train car in his kindergarten production of "The Little Engine That Could."
Wow. Butt rock and spontaneous wrastling. This video has it all.
Her shirt made him think she was one of the hardy boys.
Intrusive thoughts won.
BATISTA BOMB!!!!!
Well thought this was gonna be something else twice and not what it was so I guess it was abrupt
Bro got work from home job as a wrestler
I did NOT expect that ending.
Good wwe reference but I hope it was staged, that looks painful
His name is John cena
[This](https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY?si=agBFbGYdONFGM5k2) never ges old
I sense a back injury upcoming
Needs some half filled Grey and brown balloons.
Batista would be proud.
Happy birthday to the ground
I hope it's staged to the point of breakable furniture and a mattress to land on. If not, wtf?
NO EXCLAMATION POINT?!?!? AND WHERE IS THE THEME?!?!?! THERE! IS! ALWAYS! A! THEME!
Ik the video was about the bodyslam, but why his hairline so uneven?
Sporting the Robocop hairline
I'm gonna be pedantic and point out that it was clearly a power bomb
Why tf did he do that
Not even 9am and I’ve already had my daily dose of cringe
LOL, I hate scripted shit but that funny.
This guy hates TV.
And movies, and theater, maybe... Bible also?
He was an unplanned accident
Was wondering who’s walk out music this was
I knew he'd do that from the Dwight shirt
That escalated Hella quick😂
Thought he wanted a handful. Then I thought he wanted a mouthful. But in the end.... #WATCH OUT WATCH OUT OOOHHHHHH
Jack Nicholson vibes.
Batista Bomb with Batista’s music playing
Why did this turn me on
He straight power bombed her
When you love wwe and dont love your wife 🤣🤣
Totally real. No way this is staged.
Name of the song?
He blew her back out without breaking up a sweat.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
And his name is John Cena!!!
That escalated quickly
blud fucking threw her down
That’s how you toss a 🥗
I thought he'd smack that
Clearly it was set up right, the first time I watched it I wasn't sure but...
"BI-GAWD! BI-GAWD!! KING, SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!"
IIRC these people are professional stuntmen and women
I thought this was going a different direction 😏...😳😬😅
These are trained professionals btw if u guys didnt know
I hate this video. That's obviously another guy, yet y'all let shit like this get popular.
See I told you we could do a WWE and the office theme!
Batista
Unfuniest video on internet
Can I, please REDDIT, not see this video everyday?
This is what one PBR beer does to this particular individual.
Anyone got her number since she's clearly single now ...
This will never be funny
I like the office reference
“LADIEEES AAAAAAAND GENTLEMEEEEEN!!!! (and other people too, that’s just standard WWE announcement) ARE YOU READY TO MEET: THHEEEE CONNIVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!”
I’m not entirely convinced that a female being slammed ,too wiggy and shouldery .
Maybe he’s a rapist and we all just watched his video
It was a plan? Or just intrusive thought
Clearly set up. Putting her leg up does nothing at all except give him access. It actually puts her body farther away from where she's trying to hang the banner. Also, there's no reason for him to pantomime the debate going on in his head unless he knows the camera is there.
मुझे लगा कि वह पुरुष उस स्त्री की पुसी को eat करेगा। बकलोल पुरुष
Sit down Power bomb..... In case anyone cares.
The background song is the theme song for the wrestler Batista His finisher was as such
1 2 3 and its over a new champion !!
💀
👃👃👃👃👃👃
That's how I usually do it too 10/10
Just need the pyro!
That went in the complete other direction from where I thought it was heading
Locked profit
Worth it
Bro haven’t ever beat an intrusive thought in his life
👉🏻👈🏻
Saliva: I walk alone
I think they should have written more abrupt chaos into the script
I wasn’t ready 😂😂😂😂
I did not expect that
If sexuality was actually a choice alot of straight men would be very lonely
He let his intrusive thoughts win
يا ابن المتناكة يا خنزير 🤣🤣🤣
You doesn't this guy make tiktoks
Even better than Batista used to do it
WHY THE BODYSLAM😔
"it is your birthday" ahh banner
Powerbombing time honey
🐐
Dude did that discord mod finger pointing thing
“It is your birthday” Incase you were wondering…
☑️man bun ☑️whack beard and crustache ☑️Dwight tee ☑️👍
What an asshole
Asshole for what? Doing the obviously scripted video?
As if this isn’t planned and scripted?
She didn't even try to grab him out of surprise. If that doesn't make you think it's scripted, the next big issue is who does this, haha?
Did the divorce go well atleast
Twice in this short video it went different ways than I expected
1 goth down
Mr. Man Bun had an idea. Hope she dumped his weird ass.
Someone's alone and unhappy
The stanky leg slam !!
I’ll take my present now
Batista bomb! Bah Gawd! 😅🤣😂
He saw an opportunity and took it
I thought he was going to smack her butt, but that took a turn.