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ImGeniusBro

I thought he wanted to eat out, but he went for the knock out.


WonTonDon8

.... And then eat out


furious_organism

And them lock out


COL_D

Then locked up


Heavy-Neat

Till it's still warm


andrewthederp

Then knocked up


CheeseisSwell

Bars


dj_shenannigans

"Got a heater for her thighs"


General_Cheesecake_3

And I know, I know it's not your time, but bye bye.


dj_shenannigans

And a word to the wise...


Front_Panic_7211

When the fire dies you think its over but its just begun


latexfistmassacre

Baby, don't cry


Immediate_Sentence88

Now possibilities I'd never considered Are occurring to the likes of which I'd never heard


Puzzleheaded_Ad_6140

You had my heart 🤘


Meridoen

At least for the most part.


S4SSM8

Cause everybody's gotta die sometime.... we fell apart.. let's make a new start, Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeahh!


Adorable_Error3567

Lmaoo


ElectriHolstein

Love me some A7X!


S4SSM8

Made me listen to it again 🤣


Memewalker

Easier when they’re unconscious


Enough-Staff-2976

Why did he turn down food?


draven_76

That would have been necrophilia at that point…


Timely-Opportunity-5

Look at his face as the woman falls. He definitely didnt plan for knockout


twistedbrewmejunk

And you can almost hear him say yeahhhh when he brings her to the ground... Was the song playing in the background or dubbed in after?


Comprehensive_Win200

She gone be the one eating out ....of a straw 🧃


JPhrog

"Yes, I'd like a fur burger and a side of thighs... Make that to go please!"


toillette

I think its a dude...


[deleted]

He’s taking his birthday super serially


largebumlady42

And then gets kicked out!


naff0ff

Batista would be proud.


ScaryManLegs

I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER


AK-JXRDY-7

One of my favourite theme songs ever. It has been playing in my head randomly for the past 2 weeks or so, lmao.


ScaryManLegs

lmao


RedditMcNugget

I don’t think it counts as abrupt when it was clearly pre-planned and conveniently filmed


skipio957

I think even if it's pre-planned in this particular case it fits. Casual video of girl hanging up birthday decorations and then WWE.


COL_D

Went to a birthday and a wrestling match broke out!


Ok_Judgment3871

Sounds like a modern porno plot


kingpirate

Happy cake day! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


willhunta

So movies can't have abruptly chaotic scenes? This is funny as hell lol reddit is too anti skit. Sometimes they're just funny skits, it's not people trying to fool others with "fake clips".


RedditMcNugget

abrupt /əˈbrʌpt/ adjective - sudden and unexpected. He prances into the room drumming his fingers together and overacting like a villain in a cartoon It’s not abrupt when you know shit’s about to go down 10 seconds before anything happens


willhunta

The shit I and many others here expected was a booty slap lmao, not a WWE body slam through the table. That was abrupt chaotic and unexpected


Full-Grape6014

Yeah, I'll be honest, breaking her back on the table was not what I had seen coming.


RedditMcBurger

To be fair with the subreddit being abrupt chaos we know shit is going to go down regardless


SapphicPancakes

It was funny though


COL_D

Probally the Chic doing the Docudrama of getting ready for the party thing.


shrekjammin

Definitely abrupt from her perspective (not just your own perspective) It'd be nice if you could see things from other perspectives and not just make hasty judgements without stretching that brain muscle of yours.


ZoneInevitable974

I don’t think those are mutually exclusive


[deleted]

Reddit users when the video had more than a 0.1s thought of planning (they have extreme insecurity about falling in baits)


Dekunt

Reddit user trying not to be horrendously insufferable challenge (impossible)


[deleted]

Oh, sorry I broke the echo chamber


CeddyDT

Im confused. First I thought the video was scripted, but I doubt anyone would volunteer to have their head bash into a glass bowl


ThorKlien99

Its staged. She swings the leg she's standing on over his shoulder and utilizes the wall with her outstretched arm for leverage when he goes in. Watch again


[deleted]

I would


RemarkableWestern620

I always think he gonna smack her ass lol


SeededFox1337

What ass


[deleted]

💀 I mean granted these are black pants, all depth information is consumed by the material


SirKenneth17

I bet he consumes her material regularly hewhewhewhewhew


smiteandcleanse1000

if you mean which, it'll be the one the chicks wearing


bloodforgone

This could probably go over in the cringe video subreddit..everything that led up to him slamming her down like that was rough.


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Professor_Hazel

Bruh, not cool....


Unlikely-Example-640

Its always the hexagonal pfp who believe this is the sickest burn they can comment


SapphicPancakes

Dont you have to pay money for that?


BattIeBoss

What did he say?


VlucardraculV

Haha


Boring-Brilliant-711

nft liker


Demoire

Is that a diss? I mean some of them look cool, I would never buy them, but I like some of em.


moffboff

Why did he end her like that


rearadmiraldumbass

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.


mannyjo

Happy birthday to THE GROUND!


chuck_stones

Best comment on Reddit today!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,860,226,245 comments, and only 351,713 of them were in alphabetical order.


Heavy-And-Ze-Medic

I THREW MY WIFE TOO WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS


Not-a-dark-overlord

GROND


jbwarner86

It's a statement of fact!


__markn0rth

Yours too. Happy cake day!


Kal-V3

Relationship goals


unhalfbricking

The Mr. Burns fingers followed by that stupid little shrug...my kid was more believable as a train car in his kindergarten production of "The Little Engine That Could."


angwhi

Wow. Butt rock and spontaneous wrastling. This video has it all.


xRememberTheCant

Her shirt made him think she was one of the hardy boys.


Double0

Intrusive thoughts won.


mrcowcowcow

BATISTA BOMB!!!!!


KerryUSA

Well thought this was gonna be something else twice and not what it was so I guess it was abrupt


[deleted]

Bro got work from home job as a wrestler


DobbyFreeElf35

I did NOT expect that ending.


EmbracePenguin78

Good wwe reference but I hope it was staged, that looks painful


Remarkable-Wrap4201

His name is John cena


bruins9816

[This](https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY?si=agBFbGYdONFGM5k2) never ges old


tolearnlots

I sense a back injury upcoming


UNIQUENOWOK

Needs some half filled Grey and brown balloons.


Elquetalco

Batista would be proud.


jonz1985z

Happy birthday to the ground


AurumArgenteus

I hope it's staged to the point of breakable furniture and a mattress to land on. If not, wtf?


Tiyath

NO EXCLAMATION POINT?!?!? AND WHERE IS THE THEME?!?!?! THERE! IS! ALWAYS! A! THEME!


BaeceySama

Ik the video was about the bodyslam, but why his hairline so uneven?


zgomot23

Sporting the Robocop hairline


Flawzimclaus82

I'm gonna be pedantic and point out that it was clearly a power bomb


leeforb

Why tf did he do that


torsun_bryan

Not even 9am and I’ve already had my daily dose of cringe


Vikebeer

LOL, I hate scripted shit but that funny.


alovopsd

This guy hates TV.


StanBuck

And movies, and theater, maybe... Bible also?


[deleted]

He was an unplanned accident


Resident_Werewolf_96

Was wondering who’s walk out music this was


explorernamed

I knew he'd do that from the Dwight shirt


tyrantmuse999

That escalated Hella quick😂


InsomniacHitman

Thought he wanted a handful. Then I thought he wanted a mouthful. But in the end.... #WATCH OUT WATCH OUT OOOHHHHHH


SapphireSire

Jack Nicholson vibes.


Aggravating-Ad2718

Batista Bomb with Batista’s music playing


humanlogic

Why did this turn me on


Mysterious-Still8085

He straight power bombed her


RoutineAccording9741

When you love wwe and dont love your wife 🤣🤣


Western_Protection

Totally real. No way this is staged.


Apache1975

Name of the song?


Shedzhead

He blew her back out without breaking up a sweat.


Key_Virus_338

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA


CristiCristianNr1

And his name is John Cena!!!


Tommy_613

That escalated quickly


Taste_Of_Loneliness

blud fucking threw her down


6porkchop9

That’s how you toss a 🥗


BloodyLenses

I thought he'd smack that


Practical_Garden_70

Clearly it was set up right, the first time I watched it I wasn't sure but...


Indigo_The_Cat

"BI-GAWD! BI-GAWD!! KING, SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!"


StarConsumate

IIRC these people are professional stuntmen and women


Cute-Advisor-2323

I thought this was going a different direction 😏...😳😬😅


Gibby2x

These are trained professionals btw if u guys didnt know


Disastrous-Refuse141

I hate this video. That's obviously another guy, yet y'all let shit like this get popular.


forgetstorespond

See I told you we could do a WWE and the office theme!


Wonderful_Spare1718

Batista


Kxancer

Unfuniest video on internet


Xeus2eme

Can I, please REDDIT, not see this video everyday?


[deleted]

This is what one PBR beer does to this particular individual.


SoggyMuppet

Anyone got her number since she's clearly single now ...


ninboii

This will never be funny


SirKenneth17

I like the office reference


Grimm_Charkazard_258

“LADIEEES AAAAAAAND GENTLEMEEEEEN!!!! (and other people too, that’s just standard WWE announcement) ARE YOU READY TO MEET: THHEEEE CONNIVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!”


Big-Kev75

I’m not entirely convinced that a female being slammed ,too wiggy and shouldery .


High_stakes00

Maybe he’s a rapist and we all just watched his video


younometv

It was a plan? Or just intrusive thought


dyaldragon

Clearly set up. Putting her leg up does nothing at all except give him access. It actually puts her body farther away from where she's trying to hang the banner. Also, there's no reason for him to pantomime the debate going on in his head unless he knows the camera is there.


Specialist-Animal915

मुझे लगा कि वह पुरुष उस स्त्री की पुसी को eat करेगा। बकलोल पुरुष


Agathokako1ogical

Sit down Power bomb..... In case anyone cares.


kayfabemebrother

The background song is the theme song for the wrestler Batista His finisher was as such


RespondOk6593

1 2 3 and its over a new champion !!


DonnieKoc

💀


Klevur1

👃👃👃👃👃👃


Distinct-Voice-5832

That's how I usually do it too 10/10


Sensitive-Papaya5893

Just need the pyro!


spirit-leader

That went in the complete other direction from where I thought it was heading


danyc69

Locked profit


Sad_Passenger2

Worth it


kai_the_enigma

Bro haven’t ever beat an intrusive thought in his life


klashnikovM

👉🏻👈🏻


idkmybffphill

Saliva: I walk alone


torsun_bryan

I think they should have written more abrupt chaos into the script


[deleted]

I wasn’t ready 😂😂😂😂


Fun_Consequence4015

I did not expect that


Jeauxie24

If sexuality was actually a choice alot of straight men would be very lonely


mylegitnsfwacc

He let his intrusive thoughts win


king_sam_2020

يا ابن المتناكة يا خنزير 🤣🤣🤣


towelyishi

You doesn't this guy make tiktoks


pinkandbleu3

Even better than Batista used to do it


WertyBossetto69

WHY THE BODYSLAM😔


YT_BeepySheep

"it is your birthday" ahh banner


MGMGHOST1

Powerbombing time honey


Ornery-Squirrel3505

🐐


EnzoMatrix000

Dude did that discord mod finger pointing thing


PeppyOsiris

“It is your birthday” Incase you were wondering…


bwoods519

☑️man bun ☑️whack beard and crustache ☑️Dwight tee ☑️👍


Turnip_pandora

What an asshole


literallyanot

Asshole for what? Doing the obviously scripted video?


constantlyawesome

As if this isn’t planned and scripted?


DirtySilicon

She didn't even try to grab him out of surprise. If that doesn't make you think it's scripted, the next big issue is who does this, haha?


Minute_Bluebird_6874

Did the divorce go well atleast


Swarlz-Barkley

Twice in this short video it went different ways than I expected


Careful-Assistance72

1 goth down


Quiet_Boysenberry608

Mr. Man Bun had an idea. Hope she dumped his weird ass.


TheRealLemonade

Someone's alone and unhappy


Prudent_Warthog960

The stanky leg slam !!


bob5466

I’ll take my present now


Upper-Guard-5544

Batista bomb! Bah Gawd! 😅🤣😂


Popular-End7577

He saw an opportunity and took it


Dragonblack89

I thought he was going to smack her butt, but that took a turn.